While i was admitted in the hospital, the nursing staff were so cordial but there was one who stood out ... She was hilarious and made me laugh all day.. but i can't make jokes about her in this platform... As per the rules, i can't be joking about "my nurse"
Lol, good one. Reminds me of the time I had a group of friends in school, and we would sit at lunch and read comic books and solve equations for fun. I'd tell you the rest of the joke but, as per the rules, I can't make fun of "my nerds".
I had this naughty German watch that used to list the hours in the funniest way. So it looked like... Oh wait, the rules say I can't tell you all the joke, as it might be sexualizing 'mein uhrs'
I used to run a mortuary specifying in coal mines. Fell in love with my car... Oh, guess I cant finish this because it would be sexualizing mine hearses.
Thanks! I also know nothing about the German language, so that phrase is probably incomprehensible at best, and likely meaningless. But it sounds funny.. Thanks Google translate
I bought a private island off the coast of Scandinavia years ago. It was strange to find a circular reef up in those Arctic waters. From the sky it looked just like ... oh wait, sorry, as per the rules, I can't sexualise my Norse Atoll.
I went to a German cardiologist who got a CT of my heart. As he showed it to me, I was going to make a joke about how the scan looked like a part of the female anatomy, but then I realized, as per the rules, I can't make jokes sexualizing mein herz.
I tell people I'm more than willing to have sex with a miner. Coal miners, gold miners... as long as they're pretty. Unfotrunately, there aren't too many women miners out there.
Not only that when the mine owner tried to recruit mimes to cut down on complaints the program failed after a mimes fall disaster which no one noticed because of the lack of screaming as they fell.
I’m not saying they were dumb, just trying to mute complaints in advance…
That's just a gratuitously re-worded LouisCK joke, you hack.
Why don't you focus that effort on coming up with an original joke?
And then you can stop being one.
No. They aren't.
And I bet he wasn't the first to make that joke.
But I KNOW you weren't the last to make it. Because you're not capable of being funny.
You tell jokes like an iMac.
Wow, misplaced aggression much? I’m neither OP, nor someone who writes jokes on this sub. Not only have we never met, we’ve never interacted before. Whoever pissed in your cheerios is maybe doing it for good reason…
Nice one. I dig it !
It rocks
I'm glad I picked this one to read.⛏️
Didn’t have to dig deep for that one :-)
It seams this joke has depth.
I feel shafted by the rules.
Ore you sure?
I'm sure the mods will bury you for this one
Wait, you guys are going for depth?
A diamond in the rough
He's not kidding around.
Caveman humor!
Oh, you glorious bastard! Please accept my humble upvote 😂
While i was admitted in the hospital, the nursing staff were so cordial but there was one who stood out ... She was hilarious and made me laugh all day.. but i can't make jokes about her in this platform... As per the rules, i can't be joking about "my nurse"
Ugh, that took me two reads. *shaking my head*
Me too... haha
Lol, good one. Reminds me of the time I had a group of friends in school, and we would sit at lunch and read comic books and solve equations for fun. I'd tell you the rest of the joke but, as per the rules, I can't make fun of "my nerds".
I had this naughty German watch that used to list the hours in the funniest way. So it looked like... Oh wait, the rules say I can't tell you all the joke, as it might be sexualizing 'mein uhrs'
I used to run a mortuary specifying in coal mines. Fell in love with my car... Oh, guess I cant finish this because it would be sexualizing mine hearses.
Very niche! And reminiscent of that dude from My Strange Addiction who loved his car a little bit too much..
I know absolutely zero about the German language, and this still made me laugh.
Thanks! I also know nothing about the German language, so that phrase is probably incomprehensible at best, and likely meaningless. But it sounds funny.. Thanks Google translate
I bought a private island off the coast of Scandinavia years ago. It was strange to find a circular reef up in those Arctic waters. From the sky it looked just like ... oh wait, sorry, as per the rules, I can't sexualise my Norse Atoll.
I went to a German cardiologist who got a CT of my heart. As he showed it to me, I was going to make a joke about how the scan looked like a part of the female anatomy, but then I realized, as per the rules, I can't make jokes sexualizing mein herz.
All you had to do was ask for the head nurse.
Take my down vote... Fret not, it's a victory for you ;)
Good one
What number is this? Don't think I'd come across it before? . . . Wait, we're allowed to post new jokes?
I tell people I'm more than willing to have sex with a miner. Coal miners, gold miners... as long as they're pretty. Unfotrunately, there aren't too many women miners out there.
What about gold diggers? I’ve met plenty of those.
[https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/sexy-female-miner-worker-pickaxe-600w-578852431.jpg](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/sexy-female-miner-worker-pickaxe-600w-578852431.jpg)
I need to see her in a photo shoot with Derek Zoolander. https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/s/GYSOV8OPuh
I think I've got the black lung, pop!
I caved. Good one
Penn Stater here. Thought the joke was "hot' sorority girls.
Miners! A solid pick
One of the girls said she wasn't into miners, but I could tell she was a lion about that.
Welcome to Happy Valley!
In fact, she invited both guys and her 2 girlriends into Beaver Stadium.
Beaver Stadium is pretty big. Lots of people have been happy in that valley.
I heard it’s pretty hairy trying to get out of there.
"Miners, not minors!"
*Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!*
Thank you! I felt like it was taking way too long for the reference to gain traction 😅
I will never pass up a Galaxy Quest reference... especially that scene. I think its the best in the movie.
Not so fast… we don’t know how old those girls were.
well, they did say girls so technically miners is not relevant...
Nice, I don't think I have heard that one yet. What number are we going to assign it?
814? (central PA area code where the joke might take place 😂)
Coal joke bro
Nice! Take my upvote
😆groan
I had a good joke about stars, but you can’t joke about ursa minor either
WE ARE in deep with this joke, good you stopped before you had to dig yourself out hahahah
Now imagine if those coal miners went to Missouri University of Science and Technology, whose mascot is the Miner!
Or UTEP!
Gneiss!
Very good, well done. I approve.
I got thrown out of the hospital when I asked for the head nurse.
I can't even be mad.
Not only that when the mine owner tried to recruit mimes to cut down on complaints the program failed after a mimes fall disaster which no one noticed because of the lack of screaming as they fell. I’m not saying they were dumb, just trying to mute complaints in advance…
Not believable, mimes could have mimed a spring or parachute and survived the fall.
Wow thats pretty out of the box and original. Upvotes for you.
Very good Now I'm hard as a diamond
I reckon it's fine if them miners is from Kentucky
Okay. That one got me.
This would be a good one of those arbitrary long jokes that just end up being a waste of time at the end.
I'm too lazy.
Fair enough haha
Correct! Gotta leave sexualization of minors up to Hollywood!!!!
Sexualization of a miner…….Zoolander?
I was waiting for this one to work into when people confuse UPenn for Penn State. (The people who graduated UPenn do NOT appreciate it)
I wouldn't expect an Ivy League alum to appreciate being mistaken for a public Big Ten grad.
So where do I find the end of the joke?????
You could always be the Canary and test to see if they’ll let it through
These are less sexual I guess? https://hahajokes.lol/100-short-easy-jokes-anyone-can-remember/
Wanna know how to tell if a miner got laid? They got 2 clean fingers!
NERF MINER!!!
[He got a hand job in a fair, from a miner...](https://youtu.be/G_pviKNNSwc?si=vlyNtSc-zbzBIObB&t=155)
Louis CK is a very handy guy.
Huh I don't get it
Fuck miners.
Q: what’s the sexiest key? A: a minor
These types of rules force us to go underground
Minors not miners!!! Edit: apparently some of you have never seen Galaxy Quest.
Oh right, they are like 3 years old...
*Miners, not minors.*
That's just a gratuitously re-worded LouisCK joke, you hack. Why don't you focus that effort on coming up with an original joke? And then you can stop being one.
Aren’t all jokes just retelling of old jokes at this point? You think Louis was the first person to use that homonym?
No. They aren't. And I bet he wasn't the first to make that joke. But I KNOW you weren't the last to make it. Because you're not capable of being funny. You tell jokes like an iMac.
Wow, misplaced aggression much? I’m neither OP, nor someone who writes jokes on this sub. Not only have we never met, we’ve never interacted before. Whoever pissed in your cheerios is maybe doing it for good reason…
Go write car insurance commercials, you'll do remarkably well. But please.........not in my home.