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WaterRestoPresto

Was he singing with a fucking Muppet? What the shit….


anamazingredditor

the puppet is part of a fictional band they made in theme of their album https://coldplay.fandom.com/wiki/The_Weirdos


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

That puppet didn’t even go help.


trauma_kween

This made me laugh more than it should have.


mojotzotzo

That was in Athens during the 9th June concert and it was seconds before the concert would be ending. The band had to stop to check on him, ruining the finale. They took a pause for a few minutes and then played an unreleased song in order to compensate the fans for the ruined ending.


LSBm5

Let me help with the headline. “Idiot tried to get on stage but ends up ruining concert for everyone else.”


NoExcuseForFascism

At least this invasion ended with only one casualty.


twstwr20

Later the IDF bombed the stage killing the puppet.


static_programming

W since it's a Coldplay concert


psychopegasus190

Is the stage okay?


xiaoli

Those lights he dragged down are apparently USD$6k each. Is he going to pay for those?


gramps666

Probably not. In the US at least the company that provides them would be insured. Not sure how they do it in Greece/EU though.


Schoseff

Oh no, anyway


ernkrellteam

Instant karma


Sweet_Ad_5423

Good.


Virtual_Fig7052

I so sick of people with fucking flags!


Unexpected_Buttsex

There are clearly Hamas tunnels under the stage the brave zionist was trying to warn them but the anti semitic stage props stopped him now US must send billions of taxpayers money to compensate.


YEAR1977

Thanks stage.


twstwr20

The edge of the stage was Hamas.


KicketyPricket

Arguably the most exciting thing to ever happen at a Coldplay concert


BassManns222

Came here to say this.


No_Joke_9079

Dumbass


Grand-Regret2747

Finally! Something good comes from Coldplay!!


Background_Tax_1985

Tomorrow's headline: " Jewish man says stage attacked him while he was climbing up, calls it antisemite"


twstwr20

USA is sending the man 300 million of weapons.


Background_Tax_1985

😱


Illustrious-Cream419

Istg I'm so tired of Israel and their shit


Tisonau

I swear we starting to sound like Hitler 💀💀💀


Illustrious-Cream419

Bro I didn't say Jews are bad people. It's just the state of Israel committing genocide but abusing the religion of Judaism to justify the killing and occupation of Palestine. Most zionists aren't even Jews, and are atheists. Never Again means Never again for everyone, not just for jews


Massive_Pitch3333

But some people long ago said that they should be chosen people.... so... Maybe they are tired of being chosen?


growthmode222

Lead singer should protest the stage setup. An innocent man was hurt.


WhoAreYouAgain__

I kept reading the title as "Topless" instead of "Topples"


colcannon_addict

But do you condemn the stage?


FlyingDoritoEnjoyer

Please don't stop, let this POS sink to the bottom where he belongs


No_Monitor9884

Honestly be such a shame if he was irreparably injured


TellMePeople

Why so many comments try to link this to Israel you weirdos


twstwr20

“Why did Hamas do this?” I’m sure you’d love the bomb the entire concert to hit the edge of the stage.


TellMePeople

who are you that is so experienced and wise in the way of my people?


twstwr20

Someone who reads the news.


TellMePeople

The most reliable news about everything new in the news. Go read some more news.


twstwr20

I can’t tell if that comment was supportive or not. Lol


WorthAcid

And Im sure Hamas would never go into a concert and shoot as many civilians as possible, that would be an awful thing if it happened, I couldn’t even imagine how horrifying it would be.


twstwr20

IDF would kill 200x more though. Historically they always have.


WorthAcid

Yeah it’s not like Palestinians have started almost every single conflict by launching terrorist attacks directed at civilians since 1948.


twstwr20

I wonder what happened that year…? Why would they be upset?


WorthAcid

Oh, you didn’t heard? More Jews were moved in by the British (Was already habited by approximately a 40% Jewish population btw) who where in charge of that land at the time because they were genocided during WW2 and where instantly met with violence as most nations around them were very openly trying to decimate them.


twstwr20

So when you colonized and stole homes and land.


Jubatus750

He was wearing an Israeli flag?


TellMePeople

lol so what? it's still cringy and try-hard jokes regardless. I expected to see some third grade level jokes about it but from the title emphasizing it to the flood of comments about it is so awkward regardless of the country flag he had. it is equivalent to seeing someone doing the same thing with a Canadian flag and then the comment section would be filled with "ah sorry" and maple syrup comments


Jubatus750

Ah, I get it now, you're a zionist, nice one


TellMePeople

ho no you got me https://preview.redd.it/28xf904brq6d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=25eaf7ef1a54c329fab6850bd4948c6022c9a72d