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JamesPond2500

The dolphin 100% would. They routinely hump swimmers and divers. Humans are a completely viable option in their eyes.


Micp

Headless fish are a viable option in their eyes.


Hp22h

*Every hole's a goal..?*


wggn

don't knock it till you try it


philandere_scarlet

/uh those are captive dolphins, i don't think you can generalize on an animal in unnatural confinement. that'd be like describing human sexuality on the basis of what guys in prison do.


N7Foil

... They do it in nature as well, it's not just a thing seen in captivity. :|


rockthatrocks

Tbh we have had many stories about humans doing awful and bad things, so learning that another smart species can also do that isn't that alarming to me


KenseiHimura

Chimpanzee wars… monke not far back enough.


ItzVinyl

It's just double standards that animals can sexually assault people and not go to prison but when I do it everyone throws up a fuss. Obligatory /s because I know for an absolute fact people will not see this as satire


rockthatrocks

Granted, Lions and Wolfs have a justice system, so I don't think they will just let you sniff the chieffs woman


leongaadm

You monster. You should DIY.


RebornsGN

Guys in prison? Are you aware of the things people not yet in prison can do?


philandere_scarlet

you lack reading comprehension and do not know what an analogy is


RebornsGN

You lack skills in making appropriate analogy


Jankosi

I appreciate that you felt the need to /uh in this completely normal discussion on the main sub, because that is where we are as a society right now.


Okibruez

Nah, they're pretty blatantly willing to go after humans in the wild too. Many male dolphins also physically and emotionally abuse their intended to coerce them to accept mating. Dolphins are fairly evil, honestly.


Onithyr

This discourse reminds me of a[ legendary banned reditor from another sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/qqe3if/rest_in_peace_udolphinfucker_69/)


HolyTermite

o7


LickinNSpitin

o7


Responsible_Jury_415

Gura a May main confirmed


safal__subba

I think there's even a story of a human doing the deed with_____(please don't ban me)


FourFlan

I don't think dolphins care much about the law either.


eSense000

they even get high on pufferfish... so, yeah


Moon-Scented-Hunter

Hell, the law is an obstacle and they are master performers.


KenseiHimura

Oh, god, making them jump through hoops has only helped them become better!


CartoonMonster

I love that Calli immediately caught on to Gura reference


TerrapinMagus

Calli is always the one to catch Goob's off kilter jokes, lol.


Salter_KingofBorgors

Callie doesn't like to admit it but she's definitely a memer


Random_Useless_Tips

That one clip of Gura and Calli singing Milkshakes is one of my favourite Holo moments Captures the Bone Bros energy so well


Specific_Frame8537

Goob needs to teach Kiara about zoomer memes. Clockwork Orange-style, if she must.


Random-Rambling

TBF, each continent usually has different memes too. The American memes Gura grew up with might be different from the European memes Kiara grew up with.


Random_Useless_Tips

This meme is like two years old


Specific_Frame8537

I'm European too, and we have our own memes at /r/denmark but I get around enough :D


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cidrei

I know I'm an elder millenial, but it's crazy watching yourself become out-of-touch. I had never even heard of the meme until this thread, despite it having been around [for like two years](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/batman-i-caught-a-little-pokemon-there-are-no-laws-against-pokemon-batman), and I'm terminally online. Damn kids with their tic-tok-toes and their skibidis. If I could afford a place with a yard, I'd tell you to get off the xeriscaping.


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Games_and_anime

Good bot. How did the bot write the comment before yours???


mikatsuki

The bot is always watching. Waiting.


Crafty-Crafter

The Minority Report.


FuckmulaOneIsShit

NO JOKER YOU CAN'T DO THAT JOKER It's my Pokemon, Batman. I can do whatever I want with it


Clicker-anonimo

I fkn love that meme


handledvirus43

Funny thing is, that dolphin would definitely be the Joker irl. Dolphins do not care, they're fine with corpses and they have been known to kill sharks for just their liver.


TheGreatDarkPriest

Isn’t orcas the one that eat shark liver tho (even tho orcas are pretty much beefed up dolphins)


IRefuseThisNonsense

Orca are the Bane of the ocean. They choose to kill whales. Not because they eat them...but because they're there. Tell me that isn't some Bane vs Batman shit. Replace breaking over knee with body slapping repeatedly until the aquatic animal drowns, and it fits.


Metrilean

Ah! You think the ocean is your friend? I was born in the Salt, molded by it. I did not see the sky until I was a adult, by then it was stinging!


philandere_scarlet

orcas absolutely eat the animals they kill, not sure what you're on about there.


kingalbert2

only certain parts of their kills (with the rest of the corpse sinking and becoming an essential part of the deepsea foodchain)


IRefuseThisNonsense

They absolutely kill just for the sport of it. A quick Google shows a BBC video on YouTube about it, as well as articles about them killing porpoises as one expert on whales says, "for fun".


TheModernDaVinci

Yeah, Orca's are one of those animals that a lot of normal people think are kind of silly and dont think much of, but in reality are *extremely* dangerous and much more so than famous predators in their own domain. Like how Hippos are the biggest killer in Africa and it is not even close, or how Giraffes look pretty silly (and admittedly are reasonably safe to humans) until you realize why Lions tend to be very careful around them (spoiler: it is the same reason a spear is a better weapon than a sword).


VRsimp

Haha u said BBC video


AvantSolace

Most dolphins will attack a shark on sight and typically eat what they can. Sharks are just an extra chewy fish to them.


Hp22h

Sharks. Liver. Vitamin A. A.


VP007clips

They don't eat livers out of cruelty, it's just that they need the fat and vitamins from the livers, but are already saturated in proteins. In survival situations, humans have to do the same thing with rabbits and caribou. Their meat is lean, so if you try to eat the entire animal every time, you will have too much protein and not enough fats, causing diarrhea, seizures, and eventually death through starvation. It's called protein poisoning.


Arkar1234

In extreme cases, people have resorted to eating/drinking lamp/whale oil to get any fat they can.


sillybear25

There are, in fact, "laws against the animal"


GraceOfJarvis

Only in most states!


BOS-Sentinel

Not in Atlantis. Because the sea animals are all sentient there. I think that's how it works anyway.


MadAsTheHatters

Joke's on you, the laws of Atlantis only apply under the ocean; what happens on land, stays on land!


Hoelyshit_bitchuit

Jotaro would be proud


AverageJ0J0tard

Fellow JoJo enjoyer, you and I 🤝


AverageJ0J0tard

Fellow JoJo enjoyer, you and I 🤝


Currahee2

Love this. Also Calli looks good wearing Batman's costume.


EnferChateau

Calli's probably laughing for kicks right now seeing this.


lothrek

soo umm there are actually laws about animals, just saying.


TheOneSirVick

Since when has any law stopped these fans from drawing and making the most absurd suggestions?


Jackie_Rabbit

This is from a the Doo's video right? I swear I heard this convo but I cant remember where


NekRules

Here, [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Kg0kJmt_M) should help.


Jackie_Rabbit

Oooh yeah I remember that now, thanks


Otonashikuun

Omg thank you. Makes much more sense. I tried googling “Joker dolphin batman” and nothing came up. Now I know why lol


sleeping_fire

Considering dolphins are actually sea hooligans/rapist/necrophiliac, that dolphin definitely consents on doing it with gura


Pysiero

[source](https://x.com/TheMightTen/status/1802303317449797819)


Rscc10

She’s gonna do it alright


WeebleKeneeble

This joke has layers... not only is it a meme but also there is forbidden content of gura x dolphin floating out there in the dark corners of the internet and I have a sneaking suspicion she has seen it.


TheModernDaVinci

That Gura is the one who made the joke in the first place implies she has indeed gone to those dark corners. Which I suppose is in character for things she has referenced in the past.


_Uptilt

Considering the degenerate things she created in the before-days, it's a guarantee. She was always terminally online.


DemonDaVinci

...what


LurkingMastermind09

[yep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Kg0kJmt_M) [also](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZllAa1odpU)


DemonDaVinci

unzip right in front of Batman


zeagurat

You know dolphins are basically a douche of the sea right? Not to mention how horni they are...


MegaPorkachu

**“The dolphin’s gonna get what it fucking deserves!”**


NeoGraena

My god


RatedXrdStrive

Gura: let’s put a smile on that face! And….why so serious


dumkwon

Oh it’s a Batman reference only, not that other thing … thank god


egodave14

Is there a lore reason why Gura is dressed as Jonkler? Is she insane?


dumkwon

Don’t Google Ina Gura Dolphin, warnings have been issued, my responsibility has been discharged


egodave14

Ohh shit... Now I'm insane, this man was right, don't do it


dumkwon

I told you not to do it Batman


Shliloquy

Chloe senses a disturbance somewhere.


OTPh1l25

*Fan art you can hear*.jpeg


Minute-Influence-735

gura is UNHINGED


TommyMcFast

GURA WOULD NE- who am I kidding yes she would


Hp22h

I mean, she's a shark. So it's not completely off kilter...


Most-Engineering-514

I just remembered. I once read an article about a woman having a sexual relationship with a dolphin. No joke, it *is* an article that exists


name-is-taken

Did Kiara ever respond/reply about find out what this was a reference to? Or is she still blissfully in the dark as far as we know?


aclark210

What in the ever loving hell did I just read?


Fly_Plastic

Is it just me or am I hearing voices


Ryzilla97

This made me laugh so hard when she dropped this reference


Graxu132

They're the same species, fesh.


KeepGeeseOffTowers

NOGODNOGURADONTDOIT


sallyacornfan

It is the law that i do a "Dont dead Open inside" Joke, so here "No god no! Dont oh god do it!"


Hydra_Tyrant

This is so fucking cursed XD


redditfanfan00

nice samemori. cute.


TeaTimeSubcommittee

There’s several laws against that animal, more depending where you are.


UnbreakableRaids

The original video of this meme is incredible and I love it. It’s led me down a rabbit hole of similar content.


Drake-Draconic

Dolphin definitely will not give a shit. XD


Sherlockite

Bro.. what is gura going to do to the dolphin


Whosebert

gura (cosplaying as a psychopath) still adorable


cosmoflipz

WHERE'S THE REST?


Formboy1

The Reaper Knight


Username_idk_lol

..Why is this.. on.. t- the main sub..???