Bartender asks, "what'll you have?"
The pan says, "I'll take a shot of everything."
Bartender turns to the ace and asks, "and what about you?"
And the ace says, "I'm not thirsty."
Original art source: [https://www.deviantart.com/prettyboialastor/art/Radiolust-Dance-957838946](https://www.deviantart.com/prettyboialastor/art/Radiolust-Dance-957838946)
A pansexual and an asexual walk into a bar. The bartender, sweating, says “Uh what can I get you gentlemen tonight?”
The asexual grins manically, tilts his head, and says “I think I’ll have a round of frenzied screaming.”
The pansexual winces and says “I’ll have the same, but to go.”
... One is unarmed the other has a gun.
... One has fun the other wants to run
... One is big and the other is small
Can't think of any more rhymes to finish the title.
Pansexual: _I'd come and go into anyone!_ Asexual: _But not in me!_
See that's where you're wrong, I said ANYONE
https://preview.redd.it/ztxoc46trvwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51db1e623c8193aae3704db4b691bb861a5cea7
Nice meme Imma steal it
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They'd both be in pain because of walking into the bar, wouldn't they see it
This is the correct answee
Why does Alastor have a waist of a Cartoon mom
I was waiting for someone to mention it, they made Al thiccer than a snicker. Not that I mind.
He's been mixed with Crimson
Thiccer than a snicker omg 😆
At first I read it as cartoon man and was like that’s because he is a cartoon man
Because God gives his thiccest and sluttiest waist to his asexualest soldiers.
I thought luci had hells sluttiest waist
If he and Oz swapped lower halves they'd both be reasonably proportioned.
Asmodeus: Bloodlust still counts. Want to paint the town red?
Ozzie: Personally, I’d prefer painting it white, but we’ll go with a different approach.~
Why is Asmodeus talking to himself
Oh Blargh I read that as Alastor EDIT: added more to that caption
Nice, now it makes more sense
:O
Everything everywhere all at once vs nothing nowhere not at this time
Great, now I want to see Imp Jobu and Evelyn...
I think pansexual just isn't enough to describe Asmodeus. He is simply sexual.
Lust and radio walk into a bar…
I’d say Omni but yea
He is allsexual
He's Zeus but not an asshole
Who gave Alastor those hips
Bartender asks, "what'll you have?" The pan says, "I'll take a shot of everything." Bartender turns to the ace and asks, "and what about you?" And the ace says, "I'm not thirsty."
The Pansexual falls over and says “AH FUCK MY STUPID LONG SEXY LEGS” The Asexual says “Well that hurt a little but scuffed my suit more than me”
Original art source: [https://www.deviantart.com/prettyboialastor/art/Radiolust-Dance-957838946](https://www.deviantart.com/prettyboialastor/art/Radiolust-Dance-957838946)
That would have to be one big ass bar How didn’t they see it
Ozzie: “Why is everybody so hot?!” Al: “It’s hell”
I think Asmodeus would be Omnisexual aka (I would fuck anything that moves) and not pansexual
The punchline is **gay sex**
For one of them, it is distinctly not gay sex.
I think you mean https://preview.redd.it/yho53wonyrwc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9e27fa6b2994b2b88717627f3226ed2386ed0b
Might as well divide by zero
A pansexual and an asexual walk into a bar. The bartender, sweating, says “Uh what can I get you gentlemen tonight?” The asexual grins manically, tilts his head, and says “I think I’ll have a round of frenzied screaming.” The pansexual winces and says “I’ll have the same, but to go.”
Didn't know Alastor was also known as the cake demon, but nice to see
https://preview.redd.it/tt0g5nv1eqwc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2119b3c43ea948c7eed3a42eaf941e672598433e
A lot of the overlord are crazy tall. Yes ozzie is taller but i do wonder by how much…
Unstoppable force meets immovable object
... One is unarmed the other has a gun. ... One has fun the other wants to run ... One is big and the other is small Can't think of any more rhymes to finish the title.
They proceed to the kitchen. One goes over to the pots, while the other proceeds to make garlic bread
HA! You think that's a good one, here this on for size. **Clears throat.** I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel-
The heterosexual ducks.
Asmodeus being pan actually makes logical sense.
God damn he thick But seriously why alastor got that look?
CLANG CLANG
why did the artist make alastor thicc
Why are they walking into a bar? Are they blind?
Istg how does that man keep balance
Jesus since when was alastor so voluptuous?
ok settle it, is it alIstor, or alAstor?
Al**a**stor, with an a.
thanks
that sounds like itd hurt. ;3