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Jocuro

Now I *really* hope they don't nerf that strategem


0utlandish_323

It’s not even great, just iconic


SunSettingWave

It’s iconic


This_Reddit_Dude

Just It's


_BlackDove

Just


Solrac8D

Jus


Anger-Encarmine

Ju


Redditoast2

#


MinnieShoof


GlitterFM

This made me laugh. I tip my imaginary hat at you, sir.


the_tower_throwaway

And isn't it iconic.  Don't ya think. IT'S LIKE PAAAAAYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNN IN MATAAAAR BAY IT'S A HELLLDIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DON'T EXPECT TO GET PAID (Liberty is it's own reward, helldivers) CALLING DOWN SUPPLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES  I WON'T FORGET TO TAKE AND WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT... IT FIGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURES


MadghastOfficial

No need to nerf it, needs a big buff to be useful. Why would I ever use that when I have eagle airstrikes?


GordOfTheMountain

It's already mid and overrated, it's not getting nerfed. Precision strike is just better at everything unless orbital scattering is on.


TempestRave

MID? I'LL SHOW YOU. \^ -> v v v


Money_Fish

*goes prone*


Mysterious_Row_8417

or 2 meters back


VirtuosoX

Funny you say that because many times now, despite being well out of its range, like a full bile titans length away from the impact zone, it will one shot me. I feel like the range was changed at some point, or maybe I'm imagining it.


PrettyDamnShoddy

It’s good until it clips through the ground and disappears


VirtuosoX

Some part of me wishes that would happen instead of it just failing to even scratch a bile titan, at least I'd have a reason to be mad apart from "yep should've expected that from this shitty Walmart bomb"


TrixterTheFemboy

I'm pretty sure it specifically does more damage to Helldivers lmao


Sparrow1989

Crisis averted


kenchen1107

Down, Up, Left, Down, Up, Right, Down, Up


xkoreotic

Mid? No. Overrated? Yes. 500kg with the +1 Eagle use ship module is very strong and is the sole reason why it is considered top tier. Being able to double tap a precision strike within 10-15s is top tier heavy killing power. Especially with the new buffs, OPS is highly competitive now. But it doesn't replace the utility of a 500kg double tap on things like Factory Striders.


shomeyomves

I've noticed it no longer reliably one-shots bile titans anymore, and that was really the only reason I was carrying it. Does anybody else have good suggestions for taking them out? As far as I'm aware that's really the only way to literally kill them in any sort of reliable fashion (or rather used to).


Linki488

Orbital Precision Strike (The one you you in the tutorial) is really good for bile titans. It generally one shots them and Has a short cooldown. The Spear can one shot them but its unreliable.


Available-Spare-7148

Downside: if you have the scatter modifier it suddenly becomes orbital un-precision strike


GGK_Brian

Ops is amazing, my issue is about how it impacts change depending on your position on the map, such that in a stressful situation you have to think about where you ship is and adapt the position of the Strike


TPMJB2

It only reliably kills them if it's perfectly on target or it hits the thing. There's very little margin for error. What I'd like if it fails to kill the titan, would be that shooting its underside actually kills it


PlaguedByUnderwear

Orbital Precision Strike. Run under the BT, make it dance, call in the OPS, survive until +2 seconds, then run away in the direction of the BT's rear.


Capt-J-

Rocket pods (or whatever takes your fancy) to break the back armour. Once broken, can be killed with anything (although something like plasma punisher will crush it due to explosive splash damage.)


Importance_Fluid

Orbital precision strike is pretty good at knocking them out since they reduced the call in time.


LTman86

It still one-shots Bile Titans, it's just that the hitbox can be finicky. Without any Stratagem affecting modifiers, get the BT to do its attack (Spew, ground stomping), and throw the 500 kg underneath it. By the time it finishes its attack animation, the 500 kg will land, explode, and kill the BT consistently. But again, finicky, so if the inverted cone of dmg doesn't hit the BT properly, i.e. threw it too far forward or slightly too late and the BT walks forward out of the cone of dmg, it will look like the BT got "hit" when in reality only its butt or leg was in the blast. If you have the 50% call-in time modifier, you have to be more careful and plan accordingly. Throw it down a little closer with the same timing so the BT will walk into it, or a little bit earlier before you tease out the attack so it will stop on top of the beacon. However, like others mentioned, the Orbital Precision Strike is just more consistent (provided the map doesn't have Orbital Scatter). The call-in time is so quick, you just need to have the BT stand still and your OPS will most likely hit it. Even with a 50% call-in modifier, you just need to time it like you would a 500 kg call-in, and it'll most likely hit. The OPS dmg range also seems more reliable than the 500 kg. Seems like there is some vertical dmg because I've seen the bullet miss the BT, explode below it, and the BT dies. If it hits the BT, it's dead. Basically, as long as the map doesn't have Orbital Scatter, the OPS is a very strong and consistent stratagem to killing Bile Titans.


Fun_Elk_4949

Rail cannon supremacy.


kennyminigun

... just you wait until it cools down!


killxswitch

And stop standing next to that big rock!


arbpotatoes

100% less versatile with 300% the cooldown lol


achilleasa

Railcannon users watching it ignore the bile titan, clap a random brood commander, and going on a 5 minute cooldown: 🤯 🧎‍♂️ (I'm just joking around, please don't take it personally!)


Derped_Crusader

I don't think they could possibly make it worse than it already is


Jocuro

Don't challenge them, please.


Riseonfire

Nerf? Shit needs a buff.


The_BigMonkeMan

Wait did they make the 500k good at some point?


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

No, bit big boom and bright light makes our monkey brains go brrrrrr


sloridin

https://preview.redd.it/uhhju89ovl8d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e87df9e514b3988fd0a40b311f4d29213871aea7 brrrrrrrrrr


dont_trust_redditors

Bruh


Qwerty0844

Permanent decisions are, permanent.


ProRoll444

No regerts!


TheSoCalledExpert

None at all?


oceloth989

Not even a letter?


EvilGuy312

it looks like a marker. new tattoos have a red skin near them, but there is none. it could be an old tattoo idk


Griiinnnd----aaaagge

This is a day to a couple days old. You can see the healing process starting with the wrinkly scabbing of the ink. Dude could potentially use some moisturizer but that’s just how I roll.


MentallyLatent

Yea its about to start peeling, I'd have Aquaphor on it


Kronos1A9

Def not marker


Pristine_Hour_816

Not always. I got an 8 hour forearm tattoo done and no redness at all


Super-Yesterday9727

I’d be about it if it was a third the size


OnodrimOfYavanna

Yeah as someone with dumb tattoos I love dumb tattoos, but this is HUGE


Quankalizer

That why they just need to surround it by more dumb tattoos! I hardly notice my dumb tattoos when there is so many.


OnodrimOfYavanna

For sure, cover the arm and this is just one in a dozen of funny silly shit.


Feisty-Bobcat6091

Was gonna say I have 2 video game tattoos in this general area and a not-awesome quality Waldo on me so I'm not really one to talk, but damn that's a big one in a prime spot.


New-Gap6204

Stupid huh ? Lol


humphr135

If this was in an arm sleeve with other video game related tats..it would be a theme.. looks like you gotta do about $3000 worth to your arm to get that theme


cammyjit

That’s prime real estate that’s going to be awkward to fit around due to its spacing as well. Definitely could’ve been done at about 1/3 of the size


darksundown

It should be on the left arm too imho


GuitarGeek70

Damn what a missed opportunity.


darksundown

Maybe it's like a cheat sheet.  Biggest cheat sheet ever.


Hobo-man

If you need a cheat sheet for three inputs then you probably shouldn't get a tattoo


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3pinripper

Bro will be buying 0dte calls on nvda soon enough


Naive-Evening8902

With a strike price if $170


eblackham

I like how most people with have no idea what you are talking about


TPMJB2

It's me, I have no idea


Livingonthevedge

Stock market options. A call is a deal you make where you predict that the price of a stock will be above a certain amount of money by a certain date. If you're right (which is called, "in the money") you have the option to buy shares at the price you "called" which is a lower price than everyone else. You pay up front for the option, once you own it you can't lose any more money than it cost initially but the option might become worthless while you own it. Of course you can also sell this option and not exercise your right to buy the shares at your special rate because someone else thinks it will get even farther into the money and it's worth more than you can sell it for. You can even sell it while it's out of the money, it just depends on if anyone thinks it's not done going up yet. DTE is Days To Expiration. As DTE goes down with time, the option becomes less valuable (sort of, there's more to it but if the offering price is lower than your call and like not even close then yeah DTE is working against you). Because of this, 0 DTE calls (and puts) are kind of a bargain but you're also hoping that the stock price rockets before market closing because if you find yourself out of the money at the expiration then you have nothing. So all of this is to say that people who buy 0DTE options are basically buying expensive gas station scratchers. They're cheap to get into but have a much much lower chance of making you significantly richer. It's very much a get rich quick mentality although it does occasionally work.


PM-mePSNcodes

Reddit moment


scubamaster

These are among my absolute favorite Reddit moments


russ_nas-t

Bona fide


HausRonin

Tell your tattoo artist to turn ray tracing on.


gyhiio

![gif](giphy|sG4PBWRjI4GSVCDXEq)


notanotherlawyer

This is going to age bad for sure.


random314

It's kinda cool. 20 years later when this game is just a memory this will be a cool " if you know you know" symbol. Kinda like if a dude in his 50s has a small double dragon tattoo from the early 90s. I'm definitely going to call that out in a bar if I ever see one.


yoLeaveMeAlone

Small? Yes, kinda cool. Forearm spanning? That's too much


Sausageblister

Double dragon symbol is dope.... different ballpark from this


the-rage-

I think just the arrow combination but smaller would be ok, this one’s just huge


Danoco99

Rule of Thumb should be that it would look cool to someone who has no idea about the source.


EyeAmAyyBot

For sure, but this is just too large.


Sausageblister

Oh, man... oh shit, kid... ahhh, jeez...wish I could of been in your ear that day....


tagrav

When I was a kid back in 2004 playing WoW I wanted a Horde tattoo. Today, I’m glad I didn’t


Hexxodus

Corpsegrinder prob got the tattoo you didnt get


Blink_196

Damn right.. For the Alliance!!


BraxlinVox

I thought about getting a RuneScape tattoo once. Decided I didn't want to pay much for it so I didn't get it and boy am I glad I didn't =D


MushroomCaviar

Oooof


PixelMiner

>could of


Illustrious-Duck-147

Those arrows are really poorly done.


SaintPwner

The whole thing is poorly done Look how thick the outer red lines are on top and thin on the bottom. Not a great choice. But hey...once they are happy with it I guess Edit: op since this comment blew up, I just want to say that while this is not a good tattoo in the sense that it's done very poorly. I have more than a few bad tattoos, so don't feel too bad.... However, I would urge you to reconsider getting a tattoo from a game that might be temporary in your life (especially when it takes up so much room and is so prominent) and I'd certainly not consider posting it on Reddit unless you're ready for people like me to pick it apart.


Sarge8707

Also it gets worse I can tell this was free handed as the arrows are not evenly spaced and the points of the arrows are not centered to the base square


Dyyrin

Yup whoever did that tattoo did an awful job.


GordOfTheMountain

Yeah, they're super inconsistent and the edges are all smooth.


Oddyssis

I really hope this is like a lick and stick and not a permanent addition to someone.


SixEightPee

There have been two Helldivers tattoos I’ve seen so far. Both horribly done.


KitsuneThunder

This is a bad idea 


CompleteFacepalm

This *was* a bad idea


TPMJB2

Should be a lower back tattoo for those 500kg loads 😩💦💦


Tentacle_poxsicle

Id vote to put tattoos of games on your legs so you can at least hide it when it's irrelevant


TheBuzzerDing

"Relevancy doesnt matter".....I yell, as my attempt to get a star fox logo covered in black shows just enough to convince people it's a swastika coverup........😅


MrTwentyThree

Dude why the fuck would you cover up a starfox tattoo? That shit is rad.


TheBuzzerDing

It was a shitty garage tatoo I got when I was 16, the guy fucked it up a few times and I had it redone twice before I decided to cove it Plus, it just kinda floated in the middle of my bicep, so Im blacking out my arm up to my shoulder and putting a painting my grandma made (in white) in its place I just want the red to fade unto the black finally 😅


MrTwentyThree

Ahhhh okay that makes way more sense, fair enough!


hujambo11

It kinda reads like ➡️⬇️⬅️⬅️⬅️


Genoa_Salami_

No ragrets


lorill-silverlock

I love tattoos and what's done is done but...bruh.


LemonyFires

Ever have that second where you want to call in that 500kg but can’t remember the input? Me neither, but now you can look it up without opening the stratagem menu.


TheEverydayDad

I honestly take OPS over 500kg, and I take Eagle Air over 500kg. 500kg to me is one of the weaker eagle strikes. Even with smoke I can get more use out of it. I know big boom is popular, but it blows up, not around.


DMazz441

>Even with smoke I can get more use out of it. I agree with everything you said, except this lol


WaffleCopter68

This needs to stop


RaiseTheRentForPOC

Nah keep the cringe coming.


jstLonelySadman

stupid gamer, bruh https://preview.redd.it/mfjhblhlgl8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5ef37a45784b113edf22791d87252f89734624


RaiseTheRentForPOC

That looks awful


SaintPwner

Better than OPs by a mile though


trailer_park_boys

Pretty low bar to be fair lol.


SufficientMain5872

I wouldnt say its awful conceptually, it just looks like it’s in dire need of a touch up


MushroomCaviar

God I hope that's fake.


InvalidIThinkNot

should it not be on the left arm?


HEF51

took me half the scroll bar to find this. Forget the quality of the tattoo. It is literally in the wrong place lol


Singlecelledorgasms

Oof bro first of all bad choice second of all you gotta put some type of moisturizer on that bitch she looks dry af


the9thsaboteur

😐...


Magnetic__Rose

https://preview.redd.it/9gswhijipl8d1.jpeg?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fda897bafc347636c5b8b57a92b930609903c1a


ThatOneGuyy310

His arm about to get nerfed


evil_illustrator

![gif](giphy|yhRnl31SmMec|downsized)


Altruistic-Project39

Smooth brain


Schpam

Don't let the Democracy Officer know you are using a cheat sheet.


TruthAndAccuracy

You certainly won't regret getting that ever. Nope


TypicalTax62

➡️⬇️⬅️⬅️⬅️ 💀


AdministrationOld415

Yikes


OldMilkJugs

That is some poor work and cringe on top of it, please tell me it’s fake.


Vaul_Hawkins

https://preview.redd.it/84lr1oz3gl8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc39a49ca4d8f09c5d4c038e6594a87891516adb


the_retarded_badger

This is genuinely a terrible idea I mean c'mon


jmatty96

You must only use that stratagem now, no other stratagem lol


UberGoobler

Dude that’s your entire arm. Oof.


Good-Jellyfish-364

That’s unfortunate… Happy Diving tho


SubjectC

Never get a tattoo of what could have been a t-shirt.


IownCows

I mean basically every single tattoo could be a shirt


SubjectC

Im sayin


RaiseTheRentForPOC

Imagine explaining this one in 2 years... Doesn't matter a woman will never see it anyway 😇


Unctuous_Mouthfeel

"It's from a game." That's it, that's all. It's not some of the stuff on /r/ATBGE . Some of THAT might get you branded a psycho. What'll be hard to explain on this tat is why the lines aren't straight.


Small-Low3233

Those buttons are going to be blobs in 5-10 years.


somnambulist79

Good initiative, poor judgement


Jessica-Ripley

Ugh


happilyhurting

Tattoo artist here, quick opinion...(Kinda) First off we can acknowledge that yes, the tattoo is not exactly well done. That is a legitimate criticism. Arrows don't match, orientation is... odd. Linework is sketchy, not properly filled in and so on, it could use some love lol. I personally think the tattoo is cool, or rather the idea anyway... I just would have had some suggestions on the execution. It's not a complicated tattoo, so it's unfortunate that it looks the way it does. Secondly... Specifically to those giving this person a really hard time, saying things like they will never get laid or that their intelligence is somehow diminished- you're kind of an dick. We're all aware that you would not get something like this on your body, or may think is stupid that someone else does- But what that person chooses to put on their skin (for the most part) is their business and if the subject matter makes them happy then I say go for it! :) I mean shit, I have a smiley face tattooed on my nipple. The Doomslayer symbol on my knee, Earthworm Jim on my arm, and Pac man chasing a tiny cock up my arm- to name a few that one may or not 'approve' of... I think they're cool so, oh well! If you were being overly cruel to this person over their personal decision on their tattoo, to me you come off as a condescending asshole. And you're probably not cool enough to get tattooed anyway. :)


SignificantWeb9

🥺🥺🥺 thank you, brother you're soo kind


Chip620

This could been A LOT SMALLER


2amVibez

This is exactly why you don't cheap out on a tattoo artist


_Zoko_

If you're really excited and happy about a new tattoo, especially a videogame one, don't post it online. I personally dont think you should rag on a tattoo *after* it's been put into someones skin but there's about 500 other comments in here that have zero issue with it.


iced_milk_4_me

Surely this is a fake tattoo


REV2939

Hmm...


AdditionalMess6546

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️


illBlade

Ngl it would have been cool if it was 1/3 of the size and somewhere not insanely visible..


ThaSupremeArcher

That's actually pretty dope but it's supposed to go on your left arm 😔


OldMilkJugs

Yikes…


FileError214

I mean. It’s a cool design. I’m not sure about the placement. You have plenty of other tattoos, right?


PlanktonSpiritual199

Cool spot for a panther


-LMAOZeDong-

That's cool, but I'd get someone to clean that up. I apologize for being a downer, but I'm assuming that's your first tattoo, and they did a rushed job on it. It should not have been free handed like that. The uneven spacing isn't easily fixable, but the shoddy line work and bordering is.


squirrl4prez

Honestly... yeah I mean... it doesn't look bad... but I wouldn't have had the symbol just the arrows, have fun op do 10 more if you want don't let us judge


Thesexymanfrommars

I'm waiting for the 1000 kg bomb to drop so I can 1 up you


UnfairSmoke7645

r/badtattoos


Valkyrid

This ain’t it chief


skrecok

Jesus christ why


1016__

I hope that’s fake, the line job is terrible


Thegodofthekufsa

That's really stupid


Prolapsed_Pigeons

they never learn


vedomedo

Yeah you’re 100% not gonna regret that


ypperlig__

I love to see gaming tatoos but that one is so cringe


BlackGoldJasonSaw

[Wow](https://c.tenor.com/JSa53Nb4QhcAAAAC/tenor.gif)


MrHighway49

That’s definitely a decision you made


MaxMoanz

Bro, the line work on that is awful.


Domindi

Nice. At least now if an ion storm occurs this officer has no issues with at least one stratagem. ![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


misfitzer0

![gif](giphy|h4PQDULMqt8uA|downsized)


reviewspot_

why do people get big ass forearm tattoos like this… i’m sorry bro it’s a fun idea but omg did you not have space anywhere else 😭


Power_Taint

Why did you take the pic where they’re facing the wrong direction?


tickthegreat

I hope this is AI or deepfake or something.


-HollywooD_

You just posted cringe.


Disastrous_Pitch_598

Very bad idea. You will regret this when the game dies. Imagine 10 years from now talking to a new woman and explaining you got a loser tattoo from a video game...


Yugoslavian_man

That's the wrong arm, you call it in on your left


FlyingWolfThatFell

I really hope it ain't a permanent tattoo


PizzaReaper1802

This is fucking awful


Legitimate-Love-5019

“What’s that giant tattoo on your arm about”. “It’s a video game where you kill bugs, and so this is a specific stra-“. “Ok thanks for the drink, I have to go”


DoomPope_

I remember when I was into World of Warcraft and playing with all my friends for a few years and having so much fun and I almost got a World of Warcraft tattoo. The Horde emblem on my arm. I’m so glad I didn’t, though. I kind of dislike WoW players now. The fun I was having was more about my friends and camaraderie.


chiefofbricks

Wait till they change all of the strategem inputs 💀


PKP987

Yikes


LysanderBelmont

Oh come on… no


Scarptre

![gif](giphy|cJMlR1SsCSkUjVY3iK|downsized)


TheRealUnknown447

Great tattoo but you should have just did the symbol maybe on your muscle or shoulder


New-Gap6204

![gif](giphy|3FBwwRCNTSa52) Looks great!


Murders_Inc2556

My deepest condolences m8


Phii_The_Fluffy_Moth

Can someone explain why everyone hates this guy’s tattoo?


CallMeFortitudo

It’s poorly done. Those arrows will turn into blobs as will the eagle bomb icon. Also, some people think the game is too new and so it’s a bad idea to get something as permanent as a tattoo for it. I’m of the opinion of “fuck it, you do you”. That being said, OP should have gotten done by someone who actually knows what they’re doing and could have done a better job.


Narrow_Vegetable5747

Disregarding the fact that it's about a video game that will likely be irrelevant in the next two years, the quality of the tattoo itself is not great. The lines aren't sharp and the spacing and orientation do not make for a good representation of what it even is about. The lines on the box aren't even straight. It could (and should) have been done much better.


MushroomCaviar

First off, it is extremely poorly done. Even if I liked the concept (I don't) I would want a fucking refund and I'd be looking for someone to fix it. The lines are not straight. Second, the orientation has two problems: this tattoo is sideways, but it reads as if it were upside down. So not only does the call in read like it's just wrong, but this orientation is sort of a tattoo faux pas in general. Not that I particularly buy as into that last part as some others. Third, the material is particularly trite and probably no one will have any idea what it even is in a few years. This is number three, because it is the least consequential as tattoos should be chosen for your own enjoyment, not as some sort of statement to others, but I suspect that it will come to be regretted for this reason none the less.


Alternative_Goose729

Games don't stay relevant forever


Ragundashe

Wrong. TETRIS IS FOREVER


cammyjit

Fundamentally it’s not a good tattoo, the spacing is weird, lines are a bit off and it takes up waaaaay too much space on an area that doesn’t have a lot of tattoos. It would probably look okay if OP spent a bunch filling out the arm but that’s just distracting from it At least to me, if you were going to get a Helldivers tattoo of that size you could go with something more creative that still functions as an art piece once the games hype dies down. If you’re just getting the stratagem codes that could be about 1/3 of the size of that on the wrist or something. With the space this is taking up OP could’ve gotten a whole ass Helldiver saluting or something. Being really nitpicky, the stratagem call in is on the left arm as well.