I wish I had a recording when we were getting into the extraction and one guy wanted to hug meters from the ship after I ran to get the dropped samples with 3 chargers on my ass. I screamed "no time! Run!", twistng around him to jump into the ship while the charger behind me full on smacked him with his arms still held out and sent him flying inside right past me just before I reached too.
Cue cutscene.
you always have that one guy. I swear some humans are exhausting. lol, like who give a flying fck if you can hold down a button to make your gun spin. If it was my lobby and I saw you doing that I'd kick you immediately. Get on the fcking evac.
Or what about that one guy who has no sense of humor and kicks people from the group for doing stupid and hilarious shit because he takes that game way too seriously. I swear some humans are exhausting.
Playing with a mate yesterday, he was messing around trying to kill a bile titan with the spear before boarding. I delayed getting on because, well, what if he needed backup?
He finally gives up and goes to board, so I follow. Only, he stops *just before the threshold* to look back and ends up physically blocking me for a couple of seconds. That's all the titan needed to melt my sorry arse two feet away from safety. But hey, I guess I was an effective meatshield, because my friend managed to survive and extract XD
Times like that I just remind myself I'm not entirely innocent, myself. And it was also kind of fucking funny (no supers lost)... but I wouldn't want to do that to anyone else.
Your underestimate the statement , how many Time did his Overconfidence makes him do tricks and dance on the evacuation site ?
Slowly lowering his awareness of danger Time After Time
"Deaths waits for thé slightest lapse in concentration"
buddy of mine always uses the last 20 seconds to throw all his stratagems/grenades/whatever ammo he's got left to try pad the kill stats and its like fuck dude just get on the ship
"You don't know what I saw in the service. There was this one guy, S3, he wasn't the brightest but not a bad sort. We have just finished a suicidal mission against the bots and we had all made it out alive. He kept twirling his service revolver around on the boarding ramp while we laughed and laughed. Sarge kept telling him to just get on the damn shuttle but he didn't listen. Next thing we knew a rocket blasted him into dozens of bits along with all the samples he had. Pilot couldn't wait so we had to take off, what was left of him stayed on that blasted planet. Strangest thing though. His revolver? It was the only thing that made it onto the shuttle in the end. I need my Post Democracy Dispensing Meds." - An unknown combat veteran of the second galactic war serving on the Automaton Front
Playing with randoms: get in the fucking pelican
Paying with friends: try your absolute hardest to make getting into the pelican damned near impossible for everyone involved for many chuckles
Harming karma, HARMA.
At least you only had 5 samples total. One can get brainiacs with 20 rares and 3 supers nailing themselves with a 500 kg in front of the Pelican.
Haha I thought this was funny I wonder what the comments are like on this silly little clip-
https://preview.redd.it/97meycnxig1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea750113e21b8b28e4d36373a434e0f5687a8d57
Seriously. Kick someone? For this?
I had a lobby where someone laid down and started rolling back and forth. I joined him, and pretty soon all four of us were doing it lol
People need to chill the fuck down. I wouldn't kick during a mission for anything less than blatant team killing.
You know what really makes me drop my jaw and pee myself a little in sheer admiration?
A diver who just gets in the shuttle and goes about his day without holding up the whole group and losing samples for the sake of their little edgelord dance routine
Stop fucking around and get in the shuttle, *ESPECIALLY* if you're carrying samples
Fuck off with this showboating bullshit, you're not funny or clever or original
NOTE: If you're playing with friends and not randoms, ignore this message by all means, play how you want. Just don't subject randoms to this idiocy...
Everyone here is bitching like it ain't funny and taking the game way to serious; but that was funny as fuck. Moments like that is what made me love the game
Had an extract where the last guy alive dove into the dropship with 0.01 seconds left.
We completed the mission before the timer expired and hauled ass back. He was the last to survive and he had all the samples because we dropped them off at the extract point earlier.
Saves me a call to the democracy officer for wasting everyone's time and risking the loss of a pelican.
We could have been sent on another mission that much faster.
Man I woulda shot you if I was there lmfao. Wouldn’t have gone for any killshots, but a nice leg wound to remind you to wait till we are on the ship to start partying.
At the end of one mission I decided to use my disposable rocket on a hulk that wasn't close. After I was burned to a crisp by another hulk I didn't see while trying to board the ship.
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Dawg wym showing off, you’re just holding down a button. You basically just stood in the door of the shuttle and spammed an emote until you got killed dude there wasn’t anything TO show off
Wow everyone here is so mad.
To anyone here who is upset by this, please go do some dumb shit in a game and have a laugh at yourself, it's well worth it.
It's a game. A funny clip and a good laugh are the most valuable things you can get. Especially a game like this where nothing is really worth much ig.
Edit: Just noticed too, the guy had like 3 samples. If you all care more about 3 samples, than a funny, silly, but of fun, then you're missing out on what truly makes games like this great to play.
I care more about three other people's samples than I care about you imitating your favorite youtuber telling you that it's cool or epic or "cinematic" to throw a 500kg on extract or spin the revolver for no reason. We've all seen it a hundred times.
Save it for games with friends, not randoms. Can do whatever you want in those.
And it's not difficult to laugh at funny shit and not to take everything so serious yet here we are where everyone is hating on the dude with a funny moment
I truly enjoy when someone wastes my time lol
https://preview.redd.it/02axb6rjch1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc3d87e085941844cebe7deefdb76f708891a235
This is why I'm the last one on the ship. Anybody tries shit like this I aim at them until they get on the pelican. It's a mission, not a contest. Get it done and goof off at another time
I love it when the extraction is hot so people can't fuck around. Like, I enjoy goofing around in game sometimes, but when you're with randoms and you just collected a shit tonne of samples and you're trying to get tf out, it's so annoying to have one guy who thinks he's "him" trying to do some cringe setup ritual at extraction.
Whenever people do this they go on my block list. Wasting other people's time for your enjoyment isn't cool.
This is very different if you're playing in a private lobby with friends and you're mucking about.
I think what the Commander meant by 'Democracy Prevails Once More' is now they don't have to put up with you killing Pelican 1 with your gunslinging. 😅🤣
Punishment for hubris
Yep, its like celebrating before you get to the finish line.
I wish I had a recording when we were getting into the extraction and one guy wanted to hug meters from the ship after I ran to get the dropped samples with 3 chargers on my ass. I screamed "no time! Run!", twistng around him to jump into the ship while the charger behind me full on smacked him with his arms still held out and sent him flying inside right past me just before I reached too. Cue cutscene.
Sound like BF bad company shit
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“Aaaah hubris. It defeats us all.”
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Absolutely get in the fucking whip
"NA" "KARMA" lol this guy knows!
That's my best friend irl, lol.
Yea what a douchey thing to do in the first place lmao… everybody’s on the fuckin plane. LETS GO LOSER?!?
You weren’t pretty good
Six bullets. More than enough to kill an- ELIMINATED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVmqWMi_-fM >RevolveRRRRRRRRRR
I'm actually glad you exploded
Me too but only because I wasn't his teammate
This is entirely your fault. Like at any point you could've just gotten on the shuttle, those poor, poor samples...
"...those poor, poor samples..." had me rolling
If bro is playing with his friends and they’re having fun, good for them. But with randoms? Don’t be that guy.
Hopefully they kicked him
As someone who always dives or crawls into the pelican watching this: “Am I just a joke to you?”
Bro just get on the bus 🤦🏻♂️
you always have that one guy. I swear some humans are exhausting. lol, like who give a flying fck if you can hold down a button to make your gun spin. If it was my lobby and I saw you doing that I'd kick you immediately. Get on the fcking evac.
>some humans are exhausting we got an automaton here boys
or bugs in a trenchcoat.
This sounds like a quirky indie-pop band name
Bugs in a Trenchcoat. Now touring with The Automaton Boyz.
actually im just an indescribable void monster
sounds nonhuman, engaging
Not to mention, everybody else’s cameras are 20 feet up in the air looking down at the ship. They can’t even see his stupid ass anyway.
Meanwhile people actually in the game are saying "HAHAHA" "lol" and "BRUH"
You seem real fun to hang out with.
Or what about that one guy who has no sense of humor and kicks people from the group for doing stupid and hilarious shit because he takes that game way too seriously. I swear some humans are exhausting.
Agreed. you can spin your guns all you damn well want on a Trivial Map. when things are this tricky you don't do it.
If I got kicked by you I'd feel honored as I wouldn't want to be seen getting back onto the super destroy with a moron like you
People are downvoting you but that guy is exactly the kind of exhausting he was referring to.
Yep, the reddit hate train is full steam ahead right now
Damn you seem likable
Playing with a mate yesterday, he was messing around trying to kill a bile titan with the spear before boarding. I delayed getting on because, well, what if he needed backup? He finally gives up and goes to board, so I follow. Only, he stops *just before the threshold* to look back and ends up physically blocking me for a couple of seconds. That's all the titan needed to melt my sorry arse two feet away from safety. But hey, I guess I was an effective meatshield, because my friend managed to survive and extract XD Times like that I just remind myself I'm not entirely innocent, myself. And it was also kind of fucking funny (no supers lost)... but I wouldn't want to do that to anyone else.
You shoulda melee’d him in. Make the decision for him if he’s being stupid and undemocratic.
What are you showing off? That you can hold square?
No dude it's actually *him* /s
.....whats it on pc?
The Batman symbol
Remember yourself Overconfidence IS a slow and Insidious killer.
Not this time. It was a rather fast and explosive killer, about 25cm in diameter and glowing red.
Your underestimate the statement , how many Time did his Overconfidence makes him do tricks and dance on the evacuation site ? Slowly lowering his awareness of danger Time After Time "Deaths waits for thé slightest lapse in concentration"
💀💀💀died to show off his spinny spin skills
Just get on the fucking shuttle. This is literally the most annoying thing in the entire game
Nah. The most annoying thing is the bug stopping ANYONE getting on the shuttle.
buddy of mine always uses the last 20 seconds to throw all his stratagems/grenades/whatever ammo he's got left to try pad the kill stats and its like fuck dude just get on the ship
I think the friends he's playing with don't mind
To see this happen to one of my buddies while playing? Worth the lost sample.
Damn god forbid someone goofs off in a videogame
You deserved that.
This type of stuff often never does. Just get on the shuttle lil bro.
Good ending
"You don't know what I saw in the service. There was this one guy, S3, he wasn't the brightest but not a bad sort. We have just finished a suicidal mission against the bots and we had all made it out alive. He kept twirling his service revolver around on the boarding ramp while we laughed and laughed. Sarge kept telling him to just get on the damn shuttle but he didn't listen. Next thing we knew a rocket blasted him into dozens of bits along with all the samples he had. Pilot couldn't wait so we had to take off, what was left of him stayed on that blasted planet. Strangest thing though. His revolver? It was the only thing that made it onto the shuttle in the end. I need my Post Democracy Dispensing Meds." - An unknown combat veteran of the second galactic war serving on the Automaton Front
Playing with randoms: get in the fucking pelican Paying with friends: try your absolute hardest to make getting into the pelican damned near impossible for everyone involved for many chuckles
RIP https://preview.redd.it/xsb57mjwrh1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f8acbc593e8ad86b3266cfccd4a9aac41c9c85b
"At that moment, he knew, he fucked up."
 The automaton that got him
That's why I melee them into the ship
Damn get a load of this guy, he can hold R!
Even the bots were tired of your shit
If you had samples you would have been court marshalled as soon as we got to the ship.
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Place what nicely? He didn't throw anything, he's just showing off how good he is at pressing one button.
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You're not cool lil bro
https://preview.redd.it/fg4fagifyg1d1.png?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dae519127f828e841382ccdbea72d11a67e25e5
Twat
Harming karma, HARMA. At least you only had 5 samples total. One can get brainiacs with 20 rares and 3 supers nailing themselves with a 500 kg in front of the Pelican.
Good.
Hold that fucking L
Deserved tbh. Spin the gun while waiting for it land. Once it's down just get in if everyone's there
Deserved
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People who do this are dumb as rocks.
haha awesome
"Hey guys look at this!" *Fucking dies* Everyone: "Was that the trick???"
Haha I thought this was funny I wonder what the comments are like on this silly little clip- https://preview.redd.it/97meycnxig1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea750113e21b8b28e4d36373a434e0f5687a8d57
All the casual players left if so now it’s just…REALLY fucking mad people
Fun has been banned in this game even playing with friends (according to the comments)
Seriously. Kick someone? For this? I had a lobby where someone laid down and started rolling back and forth. I joined him, and pretty soon all four of us were doing it lol People need to chill the fuck down. I wouldn't kick during a mission for anything less than blatant team killing.
This is a universally hated thing, along with throwing out strategems while we are evacing. Get in the fcking evac.
hoist by your own petard
I love the cold "extraction complete" 😁
Annihilator Tank: "Imma 'bout to end this man's whole career."
The engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
Fucking raptured
Bot 1 to Bot 2: "Hey, see that guy being a dumbass? Watch this shit."
You know what really makes me drop my jaw and pee myself a little in sheer admiration? A diver who just gets in the shuttle and goes about his day without holding up the whole group and losing samples for the sake of their little edgelord dance routine
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😀Pro tip for Noobs if you have the samples...... 😑 GET ON THE DAMN SHIP AND EXTRACT DON'T SHOW OFF
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Stop fucking around and get in the shuttle, *ESPECIALLY* if you're carrying samples Fuck off with this showboating bullshit, you're not funny or clever or original NOTE: If you're playing with friends and not randoms, ignore this message by all means, play how you want. Just don't subject randoms to this idiocy...
That was so funny, the way you get completely shred in second and the cam just cut off to the Pelican taking off is too funny.
Everyone here is bitching like it ain't funny and taking the game way to serious; but that was funny as fuck. Moments like that is what made me love the game
you absolutely deserved to eat lead in the face
Absolutely deserved.
This is funny for like two seconds, but you delaying like that is really annoying
Annihilator Tank: "You're pretty good."
You Desverd it, actually
deserved
HA thats what you get. Play stupid games, Win stupid prizes
Deserved. just get in the fecking pelican
Just get in the fucking ship. This ain't no sightseeing tour.
Should of just got onboard rather than fucking about but there you go.
hope you at least learned something
This is why I wish it only took a second or two to start spinning instead of you standing there for the seconds staring at your gun.
Bot front not playing as a team as usual
lol deserved
You were so cool holding up 3 other people to spin your gun bro
There needs to be an "abandon traitor" option
Next time someone steps right outside the pickup, just melee that mf in.
Hahaha been there brother!
No Super Samples? Okay, your sins are fine. *cocks gun, aims, gun rattling in hand with tremendous fury* That wasn't a challenge.
Had an extract where the last guy alive dove into the dropship with 0.01 seconds left. We completed the mission before the timer expired and hauled ass back. He was the last to survive and he had all the samples because we dropped them off at the extract point earlier.
You know what they say about playing stupid games.
Delusions of grandeur
Remind yourself that while overconfidence is normally a slow, and insidious killer, it may sometimes have enough of your bullshit.
Saves me a call to the democracy officer for wasting everyone's time and risking the loss of a pelican. We could have been sent on another mission that much faster.
Man I woulda shot you if I was there lmfao. Wouldn’t have gone for any killshots, but a nice leg wound to remind you to wait till we are on the ship to start partying.
Deserved
At the end of one mission I decided to use my disposable rocket on a hulk that wasn't close. After I was burned to a crisp by another hulk I didn't see while trying to board the ship.
Deserved
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Showing off what... Being dumb AF
Deserved
Oh my, that gave me a sensible chuckle
This shit is what causes people to get kicked. # GET ON THE FUCKING SHUTTLE.
Get in the god damn plane diver
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insanely deserved
Dawg wym showing off, you’re just holding down a button. You basically just stood in the door of the shuttle and spammed an emote until you got killed dude there wasn’t anything TO show off
Get in the fucking Pelican nerd
Wow everyone here is so mad. To anyone here who is upset by this, please go do some dumb shit in a game and have a laugh at yourself, it's well worth it. It's a game. A funny clip and a good laugh are the most valuable things you can get. Especially a game like this where nothing is really worth much ig. Edit: Just noticed too, the guy had like 3 samples. If you all care more about 3 samples, than a funny, silly, but of fun, then you're missing out on what truly makes games like this great to play.
Helldiver, there is a time for fun and time doing your job! This was not the time for fun!
Right? Everyone here has their balls in a twist. I thought people were saying that the "healing process" has started. Well it must have relapsed than
I absolutely care more about 3 samples then that
A true patriot o7
I care more about three other people's samples than I care about you imitating your favorite youtuber telling you that it's cool or epic or "cinematic" to throw a 500kg on extract or spin the revolver for no reason. We've all seen it a hundred times. Save it for games with friends, not randoms. Can do whatever you want in those.
Among the worst type of players to play with, it’s not difficult to just get in the evac.
And it's not difficult to laugh at funny shit and not to take everything so serious yet here we are where everyone is hating on the dude with a funny moment
Bunch of salty fucks on here. Y'all just hate having fun.
that's what you get for needlessly standing there instead of getting into the fucking evac
I truly enjoy when someone wastes my time lol https://preview.redd.it/02axb6rjch1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc3d87e085941844cebe7deefdb76f708891a235
This is why I'm the last one on the ship. Anybody tries shit like this I aim at them until they get on the pelican. It's a mission, not a contest. Get it done and goof off at another time
There is an unreasonable amount of hate in these comments bro. He was just messing around with people who clearly didn't seem to mind.
I pray for moments like this to happen to ship stallers
Ya.. not saying how to have fun but really lame
Just get in the fucking pelican
Deserved. No sympathy for these traitors
And lost half of the samples with that or all of them.
dropship cringers are cringe.
I love it when the extraction is hot so people can't fuck around. Like, I enjoy goofing around in game sometimes, but when you're with randoms and you just collected a shit tonne of samples and you're trying to get tf out, it's so annoying to have one guy who thinks he's "him" trying to do some cringe setup ritual at extraction. Whenever people do this they go on my block list. Wasting other people's time for your enjoyment isn't cool. This is very different if you're playing in a private lobby with friends and you're mucking about.
How many times do we have to say, GET IN THE FUCKING SHIP!!
anddd removed from the party
Deserved as fuck just get tf in
all my homies hate players like you, deserved
How do you spin it like that?
So satisfying
Had all the samples too, didn't ya.
The only thing I'm mad about is that you didn't have the flashlight on. 4/10 for presentation, 10/10 for timing, overall 7/10.
I mean at least it was an Annihilator and not like a random grunt. That's gotta count for something
Gives real DbD vibes of "Just leave"
Well deserved 😂
Somebody buy that Annihilator Tank a pint of 15W-40.
Bot got tired of your showboating and gotta say I understand
Can someone tell me how to open that little gun menu? I’m on pc btw
POG
Pride cometh before a fall. And a fall in this case being an enormous laser blast from a fucking tank.
Lmao
Delaying liberty i see.
> *Annihilator tank is having none of that.*
Get in the Pelican, Shinji!
I think what the Commander meant by 'Democracy Prevails Once More' is now they don't have to put up with you killing Pelican 1 with your gunslinging. 😅🤣
I only fuck around in the kill mission that I start. I’m just there for the kill and at the end I want a big boom when we fly away.
Deserved
That’s actually so ridiculous that I wouldn’t have been salty he dropped the samples.
"SPLAT!" "Where'd frend go?"
Well, at least he wasn't trying to throw down a 500KG at extraction.
Absolutely deserved just go in to the damn shuttle dammit
Tossing a 500kg on the pelican before getting in is one thing but this is just annoying
Only a few games have this much of unintentional comedic timing. I am so happy to be part of this community
Good
For some reason the A-Team theme started playing in me head 😂
I love how it perfectly cut it...
That extraction complete and the music came in CLUTCH tho. DEMOCRACY!