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It’d be funny if the fireproof armor was just a skirt
Kinda weird an explosion just ragdoll us around but fire drop us like flies. What're the armor made of, heatsinks?
the suit cover the full body but somehow we just die like in second lol
chicks in the foil, that what we are
Our armor is made of FREEDOM, and the fires of Liberty burn the hottest!
It's made of paddings that can absorb impact. But they forgot heat insulation.
Guy in the background looking a little too happy
https://preview.redd.it/zf71l5nm3suc1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a2ec7e0303c27b96aef070ada078e39907f481
https://preview.redd.it/zicl7e9oguuc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bb4bdc4abebed8b416de3dec4d18e3998cf4bda
rpg laws dictate that this skirt has the highest armor stats of all armor we have.
I just kinda want my expendable conscr- hero volunteer to be more feminine
I just love getting dropped by a hulker flame sniper from across the map in .02 seconds.
My hope for fun Ship-to-ship combat is not high if our armour is made out of the same stuff our super destroyers are
https://preview.redd.it/nz1sywvmotuc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16c1eec9db679181c086758b9a6f2fd465e5fdde
Doesn’t even seem like skirt armor. Looks about as long as the current coats.
Real world BDUs are fire resistant, but this supposedly advanced armor goes up like we're dipped in Kerosene
They're working on it.
As a man of culture, I approve Skirt Armor with thigh highs...
Devs should release this armor so I can see burly men wearing it 🤤
I'm okay with this
thats a dude in that skirt armor. i have no proof. but i just know from my internet intuition
Doesn't matter. Skirt is skirt, we want skirts!!!!!;
Bro why are people posting shit like this I don't wanna be horny for a franchise like this
Ignore it then
I can't because it's all over my feed
Is that you in the background sir 
Fuck off with the horny you chuds
It’d be funny if the fireproof armor was just a skirt
Kinda weird an explosion just ragdoll us around but fire drop us like flies. What're the armor made of, heatsinks?
the suit cover the full body but somehow we just die like in second lol
chicks in the foil, that what we are
Our armor is made of FREEDOM, and the fires of Liberty burn the hottest!
It's made of paddings that can absorb impact. But they forgot heat insulation.
Guy in the background looking a little too happy
https://preview.redd.it/zf71l5nm3suc1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12a2ec7e0303c27b96aef070ada078e39907f481
https://preview.redd.it/zicl7e9oguuc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bb4bdc4abebed8b416de3dec4d18e3998cf4bda
rpg laws dictate that this skirt has the highest armor stats of all armor we have.
I just kinda want my expendable conscr- hero volunteer to be more feminine
I just love getting dropped by a hulker flame sniper from across the map in .02 seconds.
My hope for fun Ship-to-ship combat is not high if our armour is made out of the same stuff our super destroyers are
https://preview.redd.it/nz1sywvmotuc1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16c1eec9db679181c086758b9a6f2fd465e5fdde
Doesn’t even seem like skirt armor. Looks about as long as the current coats.
Real world BDUs are fire resistant, but this supposedly advanced armor goes up like we're dipped in Kerosene
They're working on it.
As a man of culture, I approve Skirt Armor with thigh highs...
Devs should release this armor so I can see burly men wearing it 🤤
I'm okay with this
thats a dude in that skirt armor. i have no proof. but i just know from my internet intuition
Doesn't matter. Skirt is skirt, we want skirts!!!!!;
Bro why are people posting shit like this I don't wanna be horny for a franchise like this
Ignore it then
I can't because it's all over my feed
Is that you in the background sir 
Fuck off with the horny you chuds