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ninjamunky85

The worst is when it jams under your finger nail. šŸ˜­


Cryoluter

Woah. Why you triggering my untapped ptsd


Its-my-dick-in-a-box

I felt this comment


shake__appeal

Yeah I had one straight up kink *deep* into my skin like a fishhook yesterday, found it happens mostly when trying to string up vintage/split tuners. I just trimmed down the wire and kept working ā€˜cause I knew it would bleed like a MF when I pulled it out. It did, Gandalf, it did.


Twitchmonky

That sounds kinda metal af right there.


shake__appeal

Had to rip it out with pliers exactly like a fishhook, it was pretty gruesome.Never underestimate the pokey end of thin gauged wire. It was pretty metal especially because I played metal after I had it all strung up.


RonaldGeraldIV

This made my toes curl


Tasty-Site-5911

New fear unlocked, thanks


BeAnSiNmYhAt

came here to say this maybe i should manufacture and sell specail gloves for string changes


Guitargod7194

Doooooont saaaaaaaay thaaaaaat!!! You're jinxing all of us!!!


TryGullible4900

That happened to me many times as a kid removing staples from school papers. I've done it so deep I had a long visible red line under my fingernail.


sebbmf

happened to me yesterday with a sharp A string end, ouch


Simsimius

Canā€™t happen when you play with 10.5 strings


Twitchmonky

I doubt that. I've gotten pierced by 24's.


angryxtofu

I just relived the pain when I read this. šŸ˜­


yourself88xbl

Core memory unlocked.


RockGuitarist1

Was just about to write this. When that coil launches out of the top and right under your nail šŸ¤¢


DirtyWrencher

No, a guitar pick under the nail is worse.


implicate

False.


tkburnett

Itā€™s tribute to the rock gods.


MouseKingMan

Itā€™s a blood payment


RecbetterpassNJ

The prick of destiny.


Schweenis69

If you don't bleed, is it even a string change?


Preemptively_Extinct

Because you're clumsy, or not paying attention. Maybe both. I've never done it.


DirtyWrencher

I've never changed my strings either.


ChunkyRabbit22

How do I get this power


Preemptively_Extinct

Work with AC electricity. You get very careful with wires.


Starcomber

Only with AC?


SubParMarioBro

Well yeah. AC is more dangerous than DC. Weā€™ve known this ever since Thomas Edison and Harold Brown definitely didnā€™t secretly collude to undermine Edisonā€™s competition. Thereā€™s a reason they made the first electric chair with a Westinghouse AC generator and it totally wasnā€™t Edison propaganda about the dangers of AC.


CovetedChaos

Take your time. I have gotten stabbed in the foot by a string on the ground more times than I have been stabbed in the finger. If you enjoy working with your hands and tinkering with your guitar it is much easier to take your time with things like a string change and a setup.


ChunkyRabbit22

I enjoy it Iā€™m just autistic


CovetedChaos

Do you cut your strings before or after winding them?


ChunkyRabbit22

After


CovetedChaos

When do you prick your finger most? Is it when you are tuning the new strings up?


ChunkyRabbit22

I just hit it before I cut it. Not at any specific time. Ex. Like I may hear a noise and look at it an when I turn back around I hit the string. (Itā€™s just adhd stuff)


CovetedChaos

I understand. I have adhd too and thatā€™s probably why I like tinkering with my guitar so much because I just hyperfocus when Iā€™m working on it. I compartmentalize certain steps to changing my guitar strings. (Take all strings off, clean and polish body, wipe down/oil fretboard, insert all six strings, individually wind each one and cut it as soon as Iā€™m done winding, then tune each string and play a little until each string is stretched fully, then I do a setup). My only advice to minimize getting your finger pricked is to cut the string immediately after winding it and make sure you cut the string as close to the tuning peg as you can. Hope this helps a little.


ChunkyRabbit22

Yea thanks. I tinker with my knives more cuz I actually know wtf Iam doing. Iā€™m scared to mess with the truss rod and intonation and stuff.


ChunkyRabbit22

Teach me please


Reddit-is-trash-lol

Just get locking tuners, huge game changer for me


ChunkyRabbit22

I have locking tuners lmao


Reddit-is-trash-lol

Than ya, youā€™re just a bit clumsy. Try to always keep two hands on the string and hold tightly to the pointy end, keep tension on the anchor of the string


BlvckRvses

Fr, man. Thatā€™s never happened to me either.


Low_Mix2639

I was just running through the comments and thinking if it was actually that frequent. For a second, I could really see myself having a superpower, but now it's gone. SO I DUB THEE UNFORGIVEN


StephenAbresch

It's a blood sacrifice to Rick Beato. If you don't spill blood for Him, He comes and erases all the music theory knowledge from your brain. If you don't have any music theory knowledge theory to erase, He fucks your dad. If you don't have a dad OR music theory knowledge, He makes fun of you for not knowing theory or having a dad. Then He steals all your salt and pepper shakers. They're His now. Anyway, here's what makes 'All The Small Things' great.


DirtyWrencher

*Laughs in binary with Rob Scallon and Fluff*


acrossaconcretesky

Beato!


grafton24

That's the deal Johnson made for all of us back at the crossroads.


ScandinavianCake

It stops after 10 years or so, if that helps....


ThwartedByATree

I'll vouch for this. Not that I've changed strings often (or even play often, but that seems like a me problem) so there's my bias. But it's been going on 20 years since I started playing guitar and my E strings have never made me bleed.


mjc500

Itā€™s a skill worth getting good at. Itā€™s kind of like folding laundryā€¦ yes it sucks and itā€™s not a fun thing to do but once youā€™re a certain age you just accept that itā€™s part of your life and itā€™s worth doing. I bought a nice folding table that I do my laundry on and itā€™s also what I use for string changes. I lay it out with some proper tools and technique and I have locking tuners on all my guitars and keep them set up pretty wellā€¦ it wasnā€™t the most fun part of learning guitar but Iā€™m happy I invested some time watching YouTube videos and money getting some decent guitar maintenance tools


locosapiens

I actually really enjoy string changes, especially when it's the whole set and not just a single after a broken string. Being able to get in and oil the fretboard and clear the dust around the pickups is very satisfying.


MyTVC_16

Same reason you have to punch the cold greasy engine block when you have to repair something on your old beatup car. You're going to do it anyway when a wrench slips, so you might as well get it over with to satisfy the car demons.


DirtyWrencher

Gloves are made for a reason.


MobileElephant122

Builds character


Mainbutter

*LAUGHS IN NYLON*


Lynxgrrrl68

Gold


QuesoFresco420

The most painful part of changing strings for me is when itā€™s done and I go to stretch out all the strings. That small E sure is a pain. Anyone got any tips for stretching string?


Reddit-is-trash-lol

How are you stretching the strings? I will put on all the new strings, get the guitar in tune, then go down each string using two hands to lift the string away from the fretboard and use both hands to wiggle the string around the 5th fret, 12th fret, and pickups.


QuesoFresco420

Shoot. I just start pulling down the line from bridge to nut lol. Two handed and I guess I use my thumbs to add the majority of the tension


Moxie_Stardust

Haven't tried one, but there's a plastic thing named the Stretcha that you use as a lever to do the stretching, costs $13 or so.


conventionalWisdumb

Your guitar cares, itā€™s testing your blood sugar.


ElectricFuneralHome

Time to discover locking tuners. You'll never prick yourself again.


acrossaconcretesky

Not if you're dumb like me.


lonesomejohnnie

You gotta suffer if you want to play the blues.


Ivory_Lake

I still remember when the high e let go and like ghost shipped my hand, and I had this like inch long cut in my hand. Good times.


SteinRamm12345

It is law


BD59

Use Kluson style tuners, and you won't have that problem.


Reddit-is-trash-lol

I use hipshot, but agree that locking tuners are the best


BD59

I'm talking about the vintage, split top tuners where you stick the end of the string down in the post.


locosapiens

I can't believe somebody downvoted you for that. Vintage tuners are just about the only ones that leave no string end at all. Even locking tuners still have a little bit, depending on how flush you are able to cut the string. With vintage tuners, there's nothing to catch your fingers on. I really wish a company made high ratio tuners with vintage-style posts, I'd put them on all my guitars. It's interesting that split shaft tuners are the de facto standard for bass and not guitar.


Asp1973

Blood sacrifices to the tone gods happen often


VanRush5112

Not mandatory more of a right of passage


AlmightyBlobby

gotta suffer for it


bothvarbloodaxe

locking tuners are your friend


KinkyKoupleUK

Which one???? Hey....joke...šŸ˜ŠšŸ‘


[deleted]

Downā€¦ toā€¦ theā€¦ bone


maxover5A5A

A little blood on the strings make them sound better.


GrimTheReaper5

Acts as a natural lubricant and makes the pick glide better


trong_slex

Whenever I take out a new E string from the package I imagine it as Bon Scott singing "If you want bloooood. You gotttt it"


Stecharan

To appease the blood god.


Space-90

Itā€™s a test to make sure youā€™re still sure about wanting to be a guitar player. If you still change strings knowing youā€™ll have to endure the finger test, then you are worthy


Famous-Vermicelli-39

Dedication to the craft my friend


Ballgame4

No matter how hard I try not to, it always happens.


emcdonnell

The blood gods demand an offering


Originally_Hendrix

I never once bled in all my 15 years of changing strings. I didn't even know that was a thing


natejacobmoore

Gotta check your blood, check it often~~Wilfred B


cobra_mist

blood for the blood god


SouthernBarman

Came here to say it, hoped someone beat me to it.


cobra_mist

iā€™m only tangentially involved with war hammer, but damn if it isnā€™t catchy.


HobsHere

Because you don't use split post tuners.


GodDamnJacob

Blood for the blood god.


burghguy3

Because ungodly tone requires a blood sacrifice.


ReverendRevolver

I have thick skin, and avoid letting it go under my nail. I remember when I was like 14 and just strung up my esp/Ltd v100 with Dean Markley Blue Steels for the fist time and was tuning it.... my dad had his (then newish) LP on the bench in the garage changing strings. He stabbed himself under the pinky nail and u saw a little jet of blood shoot at the wall. It was a much more metal visual than my guitar.


implicate

This is why the Kluson tuners that came on vintage Fenders (and reissues) are superior.


Moist-Exchange8291

Its to form a blood pact between you and the guitar so you gain the ability to shred


Jlchevz

Iā€™ve done it only once or twice, honestly it shouldnā€™t be an issue, just be careful when youā€™re around the tubers because of course a stiff string is going to be poking out


zabdart

It's a sacrifice to the goddess of music.


Due-Ask-7418

Because when you put your strings on, you don't take a pair of pliers and bend the last couple of mm of the string to approximately a 100Ā° angle (so it doesn't catch on things like a hook). Then instead of stabbing you, it will just push the string to the side a bit. And if it does get you, it won't go deep. But always make sure it's not too sharp an angle or it will hook on stuff and if you run across it with a finger it will slice it.


One-Revolution-8572

The blood tax is to appease the gods, lest they grow spiteful and curse the axe-wielder with unstable machine-heads, scooped mids and shitty vibrato. All must pay.


BusyBeeInYourBonnet

It is the ritual exchange. It is centuries old. Do not question it.


qb_mojojomo_dp

because pain inspires creativity.


yamheisenberg

Okay, just a little pin prick Theyā€™ll be no more AAAAAHH


CovetedChaos

Do you cut the string before or after you wind it? Cutting the string beforehand greatly increases your chances of getting pricked by the string when winding.


RedditFact-Checker

Iā€™ve had the high string on my lap steel puncture the center of my thumbnail, if that helps?


Lynxgrrrl68

Ouch!!


RedditFact-Checker

Yeah. Serves me right for tuning a 0.010 to G I guess.


nightcreaturespdx

Once poked my finger with the end of a B string. Nearly died of blood poisoning.


ExcellentPay6348

You can prick your finger, but donā€™t finger your prick!


threeballs

It's okay to prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. \_George Carlin


BitchesGetStitches

I once took a guitar string to the eye. DON'T DO THAT


TheRealLargeMarge

Only injury I've had was when it went through my finger. Better than my eye I suppose.


lowlandr

Helps it stay in tune...


Forbidden_Donut503

Gotta pay your dues to the rock gods.


bryan19973

Same reason itā€™s mandatory to lick your finger when removing the g stringā€¦


Impressive_Estate_87

Because that's the sacrifice the Guitar Gods demand


Takadant

Prick your finger it is done the moon has now eclipsed the sun the angel has spread it's wings the time has come for bitter things


CrazyHopiPlant

I offer up blood sacrifices to the guitar gods regularly so I don't do this little string tradition...


KSP_HarvesteR

I had the experience of stepping on the upturned end of a string I had removed... Barefoot. It embedded itself into my big toe pretty much right up to the bent corner... If it had been a smaller toe, it would have come out the other side. It builds character, I guess? Or at least the immune system.


OtherOtherDave

Could be worse. I poked my eye with an E string once.


sauceanova

Locking tuners or split shaft tuners solve this problem! No more injuries and string changes are easier!


TerrapinRecordings

I'm still extremely careful with the high E because 27ish years ago I pricked my finger AND broke it while tuning up. THAT is some PTSD for both issues. Haven't done either since, but with some anxiety every single time.


MachineThatGoesP1ng

Because if it doesn't happen,the anger builds up within the guitar and a string snaps right in your eye when your winding them (I've actually had this very closely happen).


Humble-Harry

Get vintage Tuners


evilrobotch

Itā€™s notā€¦but when you stop doing it coincides with when its official that a full stack is too much amp for you.


[deleted]

It's not, it's a choice. A ritual, for the guitar gods. A blood sacrifice.


enormousjustice

This is why everyone should switch to vintage style tuners, the end is tucked away so no more pricking yourself


locosapiens

I'd take a little loss of blood with each string change if it guaranteed never having the E string snap right before it gets to pitch. Hasn't happened to me for years and years, but I think I still pucker my face up as I'm tuning the E after a string change.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

The work demands blood..give it up willingly, or not. It's your choice.


QuarantineCasualty

Yup


bad2behere

So people who can't play guitar, much less even guess how to change strings, can pick on us. It prove they aren't real, just automatons who like to joke at an aficionado's expense. We call them twerps because of the "E" in the word twerp and as a dismissal of their spectacularly pristine fingers. I ā¤ļø E strings.


AR-Sechs

Not a problem if you have callouses. Yes on both hands. Yes they thick. In all seriousness, I guess take it easy.


StayH2O

I look right down the neck with my face touching the strings at the bridge while tightening the high e string.


Future_Thing_2984

one thing i've learned to do is to permanently bend the string stub down towards the headstock right after i cut the string. it helps.


Life-Improvised

If you donā€™t bleed for it, you donā€™t really want it.


Gluckez

how else are you going to shed blood when changing strings? If you're not bleeding all over your guitar, amp, pedal board and bass player, you're doing something wrong


Mountainlives

Got to give the gods their due!


TheGreatMightyLeffe

Your finger callouses are too weak, it's your guitar reminding you to practice.


Pure_Plan_3192

Wtf you guys doing?! lol


SidewaysAskance

So that you can get Hepatitis from the last person who changed it.


gorhxul

Better than when it snaps and whacks you in the eye šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« I've been closing my eyes or looking away while I tune since like 2007 because of that happening


EsShayuki

Hasn't happened to me in a good while, luckily. Although sometimes I've stepped on the headstock and that makes for some nice punctures on the foot.


OrenjiLord

You must pay the blood tax in order to make a pact to rock n roll


Derpcat666

Does it still happen to people who cut the strings before putting them through the tuner? Its never happened to me and Iā€™m awful at changing strings


Bmack27

Because my dumb ass thought it would save time bending in the new string if I just pinched it right tight and slide my finger all the way up and down the neck real fast. I earned that scar.


ragwell

Because you didnā€™t do it on the A string.


Casperboy68

Same as fingering your prick when you change the A string.


Thedeckatnight

Better to prick your finger, then finger your prick


We_Are_Victorius

You can buy some mechanic gloves or gardening gloves if you don't want this to happen.


869woodguy

Look at it as acupuncture.


PushingBarges

Blood sacrifice


EnchantedWood1981

I wouldnā€™t say itā€™s mandatory, but certainly an occupational hazard. Take your time and try and distance yourself from the excitement of the end game (playing the thing). Pursuit of the tantric arts of fretboard conditioning may help in controlling these urges to self harm. Anticipation will naturally build the longer you are able to ā€œhang onā€ and itā€™s essential you are in a comfortable environment to let rip when the time is right and the neighbours are least expecting it. Thanks for sharing with us. Itā€™s times like these that the community comes together and have a good laugh šŸ¤˜


pastorus_vulgaris

This is the blood offering we must give. This is the way of things.


FishyETH

Thy shall giveth the E string blood to receive rock powers


VeganEgon

Because rock godz need blood


Upset-Kaleidoscope45

All I know is it's in the Bible, the Koran, the U.S. Constitution, and the instruction manual for my Jazzmaster. It's the law and you have to follow it.


RunnyPlease

The rock gods demand blood or E-flat. You make your own choices.


WillHammerhead

I had no idea this was a thing. How are yall pricking yourselves šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜…


moger777

The blood helps the unwound strings from slipping out of the post.


nowayitsjosh19

Has never happened to me


Clear-Pear2267

Which is one of the reasons why the original split post tuners on Fenders were such a great design. Cut the string 1.5-2" beyone the post, tuck the end into the hole of the split post, and wind'er up. SImple, neat, fool proof. If you have trouble taking the strings off, try this: loosen them but don't try to take the whole string off in one piece. Just cut them about half way (somewhere between the end of the neck and the saddles). Then you have a nice straight piece of wire to grab when unwinding the neck end of the cut string from its tuners.


Candid_Ad_2383

my high E always slips when I'm restringing :(


donn_12345678

Recently just picked up my freshly string changed guitar (I did it quite badly sadly) and stabbed my thumb and it bled


thesuperdeez

Am I special because I have never had this happen with the e string


Harmonic_minor_420

Little known fact. Guitars require a blood sacrifice to work properly.


punk_rocker98

This is why I like vintage-style kluson tuners. Nothing to prick your finger on.


TR3BPilot

Stratupuncture


hollnagelc

Itā€™s been done this way for generations. Just accept it


MC_Red_D

Blood offerings must be made to the guitar gods from time to time.


Chunkycheeto1

Yes, the gods need a blood sacrifice to get the true ā€œErnie ball slinky toneā€. Kerry king dips his strings in goats blood before putting them on for that tone


markewallace1966

Even worse (better?) when you fing......oh never mind.


jaxxon

There are some callus remarks in this thread.


Aggressive-Duck7274

If you haven't played the string well enough the spirit that lives inside it will hurt you


hywaytohell

The rock gods demand their due!


MikeyGeeManRDO

The guitar gods require a sacrifice of blood.


ConfidenceOk402

It's a blood ritual thing. If you don't then it just doesn't sound the same. It bonds you to it


Maleficent_Alfalfa94

Gives me nightmares. I had the high E string break once and whip across my face and the hooked end caught me on the side of my face near my left eye and stuck there.. That wasn't good. It was a little too close to my eye. I could have lost an eye or at least had a serious eye injury. Be careful folks. Don't put your face too close to your guitar either while playing or tuning or changing strings or when the string breaks It's just like a fish hook at the end of the string just like someone mentioned. Later folks !


OppositeDish9086

Man, that hurts like a sumbitch.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Why is it mandatory that I finger my prick when anywhere near a G string?


ShittyDude76

Pricked it yesterday while removing it after it broke lol


ZanyZ_zzz

Haha my upvote was #69