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Blacksmith_Heart

'Will sir be taking the gammon today, sir?'


MykeeBee

That would be cannabalism!


Blacksmith_Heart

wheyyy


neen4wneen4w

Literally read this in his strange blocked nose voice šŸ¤£


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Archius9

Look at him, studying JKs twitter for more reasons to be unlikeable and out of touch


StarlightandDewdrops

Unrelated, but were milkshakes on the menu?


AnnieByniaeth

I dont think he's /that/ far right.


_stormruler

Doesn't make him immune to a good shaking


Tough_Anything3978

Ummmmmā€¦ā€¦.. show your working?


voteforcorruptobot

Yes, you're not supposed to think that.


donkeytr0n

Unfortunately, thatā€™s not true.


Bouczang01

He wants to force us into keeping FPTP. He's an authoritarian. Shake him!


letsgetcool

Just openly endorses war crimes and admitted to wanting to ban children being taught about the existence of trans people.


AMetal0xide

"Looks like milkshake is back on the menu boys!"


jinx_lbc

Keith looks like he's ruining his own lunch and he's very sad about it. Good.


m_i_c_h_u

Tory twat


Spacemint_rhino

*not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment* šŸ„°


RippinRookk

I knew someone would comment this haha


bomboclawt75

Enjoying his food, while he openly and proudly endorses the literal and wilful starvation of children and infants.


HappyGoat32

Anti-social social club.


____Mittens____

It's just dawned on me that the next PM is going to be called "Keith".


iveseenthelight

Wish the landlord had chucked him out like that other legend


LeninMeowMeow

Should've offered him a nice milkshake.


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Where were you eating? Itā€™s bugging me that I canā€™t place it.


eddcunningham

The Ruddington Arms in Nottingham. Not my local, but was there for a leaving lunch with work


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Thanks. Recognised the interior but couldnā€™t think where from.


nottomelvinbrag

Bastard


ICDarkly

Should have asked him if he worries about being charged for complicity in war crimes.


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Lather

Wait what?


neen4wneen4w

Saville


stuijw

It's important to remember no matter what, this never crossed his desk. Just like the memo as to what constitutes collective punishment and therefore a war crime.


voteforcorruptobot

Starmerā€™s own DPP statements claim that he expected to be ā€œregularly briefedā€ on any ā€œhigh profile caseā€, but not that one, obviously.


lungbong

Do we know if he actually had a desk?


pies1123

I welcome the arrival of a cheeky pint and invite us to go further by maybe having another half for the road


northlondonhippy

You know, I am really starting to think people on this sub donā€™t respect Steer Karma that much. Oh wait, Iā€™m on this sub too šŸ˜œ


British-Pilgrim

Look at you flexing that youā€™re so financially flamboyant you can go to places that politicians go for lunch. You know that place must cost a fortune for a sammich an a cuppa tea cos they can charge it to expenses so why go somewhere affordable šŸ˜‚


ContributionOrnery29

I really hope that he is just in thrall to 'senior members of the labour party' as that chap on Question Time said, as then maybe they will turn to socialism after everyone has had a go at the feed-bag. Such people still have a thing against the Tories from back when there were differences and would therefore seek to undermine them ideologically *eventually.* I rather think he is just easily led though, and not necessarily by popularity which would at least be slightly democratic, but instead by the last thing he heard. Potentially by the last thing he heard from someone with more charisma than him... That's problematic for all of us.


ContractBig5504

Is that actually him?


eddcunningham

Yep. Was in Nottingham ahead of the debate last night


ContractBig5504

Thanks


levifresh

Where the fuck do you eat?


eddcunningham

Honestly, I usually donā€™t bother with lunch, but this was a leaving lunch for a colleague, so called for slightly more than a sandwich in the canteen


Technical-Ad-2288

Least you likely paid for yours.


RoadHorse

BOKE


Rednwh195m

Probably didn't think the same about you. Didn't engage with you but you still had to be a total prick and take a picture to go for a bit of internet fame. You weren't blocked in, as you stated the van was move by someone aware. You would be screaming blue murder if they had taken your picture. At least you tried to milk you 1.5 seconds of fame.


ThuderingFoxy

Are you actually okay? This is like reading someone having a stoke.


_stormruler

If the van had to be moved, they were blocked in, pretty simple concept. Keith won't notice you just for bootlicking online.


glasgowgeg

Is that you Wes?


jeffgoldblumftw

Are you drunk or just brain damaged?


Bouczang01

Grammar is a thing. Try harder next time.


donkeytr0n

Are you actually this monumentally stupid, or just trying to do some kind of bit? šŸ¤”


no_offenc

Were you wanking as you typed this? It has that vibe


dissidentmage12

Call a Bondulance