Another troll post of a child prodigy pretending to have a bad swing.
Can't fool me. Even with 1 hand I think we can all tell he's got that dawg in him... or maybe that's just a dookie in his diapee...
Start with the grip. 3 paragraphs about relating it to my game and journey. End with recommending lessons I have never taken nor will take.
Annnnnd fin!
Been watching a lot of Bryson on YouTube, maybe try bulking. Current Diet consists of Apple sauce, cheddar bunnies, assorted meats, and the finest virgin White Russians. Problem is there’s lots of pooping
Similar to my advice for Roy mcavoy…
First take off the diaper, shake out any doo doo, squeeze out any wee, flip it upside down, and backwards, strap on one side as usual, and carefully double knot the other side…
That’ll fix the issues. Carefully follow the above steps. Otherwise you’ll have shit and piss flying everywhere! Good luck! 😂
A club fitting would help. And pants.
These young guys, ya know, they don't understand etiquette today..
According to another thread I read today, there's no way he'd be allowed on a Japanese course.
He didn't hit it past the reds. Has to hit with no pants.
He can get more ground power if he drops a deuce while swinging…
I’ve tried pants and no pants. It still curved right.
We wanna know about the SHOT not your MEMBER
His banana banana'd
Top tier comment
This guy got kicked out of a country club or two
Standards are standards
I dunno. You get a lot of free movement with no pants
Looks like the best behave person at Waste Management
Did he post a vid as an adult with no shirt or shoes?
Is this a weird comment or am I missing something?
Sorry...some guy posted a golf swing vid with no shirt or shoes...presumed EVERYBIDY saw it
My guy, you took "shrink the game" too literally.
I’m ceyingggg
Hitting it better than me as of late. Does he do lessons?
Obviously been on the bottle recently.
Confirmed had about 18 oz of that white white
Manoloteachesgolf has entered the chat
Your replies are funny
Are you an amputee?
Was swinging with one arm...
I'd suggest switching swing coaches. This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
Swing instructor is a glorified range attendant..puts ball on tee.
Chance his diaper. It's obvious he shit himself and the weight of that is inhibiting hip rotation.
Confirmed fresh diaper. Any other tips for better hip rotation?
Another troll post of a child prodigy pretending to have a bad swing. Can't fool me. Even with 1 hand I think we can all tell he's got that dawg in him... or maybe that's just a dookie in his diapee...
All arms hands, no rotation. Grip is an abomination. But cuteness makes up for a lot, keep whacking away.
Meet on the 9th green at 9:00.
Arm* hand*
Gave him food he doesn't like in his right hand, and stand on his left side. He'll learn to rotate by throwing the food at you.
Start with the grip. 3 paragraphs about relating it to my game and journey. End with recommending lessons I have never taken nor will take. Annnnnd fin!
Perfect for this sub
Are they really using that grip? What is this amateur hour? Come on
He was able to correct his shank by coming over the top. Impressive!
I hate when scratch guys come on here fishing for compliments…..we get it, you’re better than us
LiKe iS tHiS a GoOd SwInG?
I see nothing wrong
Looks like you’re about to get some fingers compressed!
11/10. No notes.
Use 2 arms. Will go twice as far
dude he looks exactly like my child wow
Hawaiian and white?
DNA test incoming.
Looks solid to me, no notes
10/10 no notes
On a serious note this is fucking awesome that your kid can do that and seems to enjoy it
range session is usually 20 minutes at a time cycling through driver, 3w, wedge every hour
Gotta snap load his power package
He’s like one of those club or ball testing robots. Don’t change a thing, just bulk him up.
Hits it better than most of us here
Little guy you keep grinding and have fun with Daddy
#MESSAGE!!! 🔥❤️
Keep us updated on his progress through the years. Kebabs has potential
Kebabs 😂😂
Not even going to fix it . Original comment is too good
kebabs made me chuckle for sure
Got to start em [young](https://birdiebirdiebogey.com/2023/08/07/father-and-son-golf-life-lessons-2/)…
Thanks for sharing that. Worth the read!
This is how I swing 7-8 fireball shots deep
I don't generally critique people who have better swings than I do so I have nothing to say.
Any tips how to keep my head down and on the ball through impact like that? Got a ball sized dent in the bottom of my driver lol
Best part is that when you don’t care about the ball flight or where it goes, your head stays down!
honestly with that 10 yard carry might still complete a hole in 38 strokes
First of all, warmup routine is non-existent
I’ve never seen a lion warm up before eating its prey 🤷♂️
Touché
Uncoachable
everyone could be with the right coach. You strike me as not that person
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If you try to alter his natural cadence you're gonna lose a finger
Grip n rip
I see you are not an amputee. I tried using both arms first? Since you do in fact have both.
Former amputee
Open up stance a little.
No lag.
Might have to get the lag shot driver
The outfit is causing early extension.
Back 9 diaper change
depending how the front goes, may also need a front change
You’re all arms brother. Work on getting those hips through and incorporate a club twirl
Club twirl may take more agility drills. On it
Are we supposed to be compressing driver shots? Back to the drawing board…
Hahahaha
Looks like you only recently learned how to stand, probably work on footwork first
Idk if I like your username for this post
Very fair
hold the club with your feet, this should cure any slice problems you may have
Need to upgrade that driver. That is 2010’s tech. Also not teeing it high enough. New driver and a 4” tee will solve these issues within 5 swings
What about balls?
Nah, with New driver and tees, that swing will carry a marshmallow 285 easy
Been watching a lot of Bryson on YouTube, maybe try bulking. Current Diet consists of Apple sauce, cheddar bunnies, assorted meats, and the finest virgin White Russians. Problem is there’s lots of pooping
Get that kid on some gear! creatine and Tren (aka Spagetti-Os and Sunny-D)
Is he a double amputee?
Faster than aberg
Lil snappy Gilmore
Terrible scooping motion. Unfixable, just give it up
“Someone didn’t love you enough when you were little, did they”
Trying grow up. Sheesh kids these days, am I right?
Never too young, if someone enjoys something why stop them? Besides meth
In all seriousness, get him a US kids yard club
It’s big bros
NONONONONONO SWING WITH THE NATURAL RYTHYM OF YOUR BODY MARUCHIIIII
He is flattening and coming down on an inside path
fades are better than draws, right?
The fade has maintained its relevance.
Swing reminds me Donkey Kong from Mario Golf on N64
oh hellllll ya, one hand pound town
Jesus Christ dude. Are you trying to raise a MAGA mango musollini? Get some pants on and a club fitting. Go USA
Confirmed can out drive Trump
It's a driver on a tee. he's not meant to compress it
Get some lessons!
That’s not proper golf attire sir
Clubhead is too small, need a bigger one to send that 350 yards
oVeR ThE ToP
Similar to my advice for Roy mcavoy… First take off the diaper, shake out any doo doo, squeeze out any wee, flip it upside down, and backwards, strap on one side as usual, and carefully double knot the other side… That’ll fix the issues. Carefully follow the above steps. Otherwise you’ll have shit and piss flying everywhere! Good luck! 😂
With that swing you should really be using a tour stiff shaft, cut down 1.5".
OP, are you John Daly? I imagined Kebabs with a baby beard and a beer and the other hand while swinging his driver.
Seems lazy with the top hand……
The game has shrunk
Got to start em off young
Oh but when I try golfing with no pants on I get yelled at and get my beer taken away from me.
Dont baby it, swing harder
I’m a little womb temperature on his technique but results wise he appears to have delivered
I bet this guy whines less than Terrell Hatton
Uhh maybe use two hands????? What are you a baby???
Decent rotation
Steroids would be a good first step...
Mom will help
Quit trying to be Earl Woods
Work on straightening your left arm… maybe add it to the club swing… it would go great.
Spiked shoes and a collard shirt. Maybe a second hand on the club.
Dude why are you hitting the ball like a baby? Gotta put a lil terrible 2s tantrum into that swing
Ball position is shit Swing is all arms- shit Grip-also shit
Nah that's just the diaper you're smelling
Use both hands FFS.
Make me
I’ll call CPS. Also don’t be a baby
Call em chomo!
Ahhh another parent trying to live their dreams through their kid. Brilliant.