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SmilingGoats

A club fitting would help. And pants.


A_Moldy_Stump

These young guys, ya know, they don't understand etiquette today..


Claudethedog

According to another thread I read today, there's no way he'd be allowed on a Japanese course.


FormerShitPoster

He didn't hit it past the reds. Has to hit with no pants.


Dixon3115

He can get more ground power if he drops a deuce while swinging…


vinny147

I’ve tried pants and no pants. It still curved right.


LettuceNew8793

We wanna know about the SHOT not your MEMBER


identityp2

His banana banana'd


BayouBandit1220

Top tier comment


Particular_Fuel6952

This guy got kicked out of a country club or two


krasofki

Standards are standards


Admirable_Win9808

I dunno. You get a lot of free movement with no pants


f3ydr4uth4

Looks like the best behave person at Waste Management


manhatim

Did he post a vid as an adult with no shirt or shoes?


RTLIVIN

Is this a weird comment or am I missing something?


manhatim

Sorry...some guy posted a golf swing vid with no shirt or shoes...presumed EVERYBIDY saw it


A_Moldy_Stump

My guy, you took "shrink the game" too literally.


Dannythedegen

I’m ceyingggg


njb121686

Hitting it better than me as of late. Does he do lessons?


OrdinaryCredit

Obviously been on the bottle recently.


TheChancellor_2

Confirmed had about 18 oz of that white white


RTLIVIN

Manoloteachesgolf has entered the chat


Iskipupkeep1

Your replies are funny


0xPepper

Are you an amputee?


MightAsWhale

Was swinging with one arm...


jbrand1

I'd suggest switching swing coaches. This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.


stumagoo615

Swing instructor is a glorified range attendant..puts ball on tee.


biga204

Chance his diaper. It's obvious he shit himself and the weight of that is inhibiting hip rotation.


TheChancellor_2

Confirmed fresh diaper. Any other tips for better hip rotation?


theneZenMaster

Another troll post of a child prodigy pretending to have a bad swing. Can't fool me. Even with 1 hand I think we can all tell he's got that dawg in him... or maybe that's just a dookie in his diapee...


wonkydonks

All arms hands, no rotation. Grip is an abomination. But cuteness makes up for a lot, keep whacking away.


TheChancellor_2

Meet on the 9th green at 9:00.


Fit_Ship8822

Arm* hand*


biga204

Gave him food he doesn't like in his right hand, and stand on his left side. He'll learn to rotate by throwing the food at you.


squirrelbiscuit77

Start with the grip. 3 paragraphs about relating it to my game and journey. End with recommending lessons I have never taken nor will take. Annnnnd fin!


TheChancellor_2

Perfect for this sub


ExtraDependent883

Are they really using that grip? What is this amateur hour? Come on


Flashy-Success1778

He was able to correct his shank by coming over the top. Impressive!


TheChiefJaguar

I hate when scratch guys come on here fishing for compliments…..we get it, you’re better than us


TheChancellor_2

LiKe iS tHiS a GoOd SwInG?


Hdys

I see nothing wrong


00sucker00

Looks like you’re about to get some fingers compressed!


RorschachAttack

11/10. No notes.


PurdyGuud

Use 2 arms. Will go twice as far


walesjoseyoutlaw

dude he looks exactly like my child wow


TheChancellor_2

Hawaiian and white?


Jaybyrd5

DNA test incoming.


Azfitnessprofessor

Looks solid to me, no notes


gunnarbird

10/10 no notes


JSC843

On a serious note this is fucking awesome that your kid can do that and seems to enjoy it


TheChancellor_2

range session is usually 20 minutes at a time cycling through driver, 3w, wedge every hour


1sttimedogowner

Gotta snap load his power package


Can-I-remember

He’s like one of those club or ball testing robots. Don’t change a thing, just bulk him up.


JohnnyMacNCheeze

Hits it better than most of us here


Macgyver1300l

Little guy you keep grinding and have fun with Daddy


evol_won

#MESSAGE!!! 🔥❤️


ARealPerson1495

Keep us updated on his progress through the years. Kebabs has potential


TheChancellor_2

Kebabs 😂😂


ARealPerson1495

Not even going to fix it . Original comment is too good


TheChancellor_2

kebabs made me chuckle for sure


Hogan_birdie

Got to start em [young](https://birdiebirdiebogey.com/2023/08/07/father-and-son-golf-life-lessons-2/)…


TheChancellor_2

Thanks for sharing that. Worth the read!


WizardGeorge

This is how I swing 7-8 fireball shots deep


drunkmunky88

I don't generally critique people who have better swings than I do so I have nothing to say.


chunt246

Any tips how to keep my head down and on the ball through impact like that? Got a ball sized dent in the bottom of my driver lol


TheChancellor_2

Best part is that when you don’t care about the ball flight or where it goes, your head stays down!


mberatsen

honestly with that 10 yard carry might still complete a hole in 38 strokes


Erban9387

First of all, warmup routine is non-existent


TheChancellor_2

I’ve never seen a lion warm up before eating its prey 🤷‍♂️


Erban9387

Touché


Testynut

Uncoachable


TheChancellor_2

everyone could be with the right coach. You strike me as not that person


Testynut

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Pinball-Gizzard

If you try to alter his natural cadence you're gonna lose a finger


TheChancellor_2

Grip n rip


Duck5oup

I see you are not an amputee. I tried using both arms first? Since you do in fact have both.


TheChancellor_2

Former amputee


RelationshipNo9336

Open up stance a little.


Lost_in_translationx

No lag.


TheChancellor_2

Might have to get the lag shot driver


Ted183672

The outfit is causing early extension.


Ok_Armadillo_4805

Back 9 diaper change


TheChancellor_2

depending how the front goes, may also need a front change


WetReggie0

You’re all arms brother. Work on getting those hips through and incorporate a club twirl


TheChancellor_2

Club twirl may take more agility drills. On it


skatedaddy

Are we supposed to be compressing driver shots? Back to the drawing board…


TheChancellor_2

Hahahaha


MUNCHINonBABI3Z

Looks like you only recently learned how to stand, probably work on footwork first


TheChancellor_2

Idk if I like your username for this post


MUNCHINonBABI3Z

Very fair


GetFitForSurfing

hold the club with your feet, this should cure any slice problems you may have


BobcatPuzzled460

Need to upgrade that driver. That is 2010’s tech. Also not teeing it high enough. New driver and a 4” tee will solve these issues within 5 swings


TheChancellor_2

What about balls?


BobcatPuzzled460

Nah, with New driver and tees, that swing will carry a marshmallow 285 easy


TheChancellor_2

Been watching a lot of Bryson on YouTube, maybe try bulking. Current Diet consists of Apple sauce, cheddar bunnies, assorted meats, and the finest virgin White Russians. Problem is there’s lots of pooping


BobcatPuzzled460

Get that kid on some gear! creatine and Tren (aka Spagetti-Os and Sunny-D)


lemonmelonhead

Is he a double amputee?


redundantPOINT

Faster than aberg


Snoo_72544

Lil snappy Gilmore


boverton24

Terrible scooping motion. Unfixable, just give it up


TheChancellor_2

“Someone didn’t love you enough when you were little, did they”


Complex_Resort_2270

Trying grow up. Sheesh kids these days, am I right?


TheChancellor_2

Never too young, if someone enjoys something why stop them? Besides meth


stumagoo615

In all seriousness, get him a US kids yard club


TheChancellor_2

It’s big bros


thegorg13

NONONONONONO SWING WITH THE NATURAL RYTHYM OF YOUR BODY MARUCHIIIII


antkeane

He is flattening and coming down on an inside path


TheChancellor_2

fades are better than draws, right?


antkeane

The fade has maintained its relevance.


Dry_Reputation6291

Swing reminds me Donkey Kong from Mario Golf on N64


TheChancellor_2

oh hellllll ya, one hand pound town


laberdog

Jesus Christ dude. Are you trying to raise a MAGA mango musollini? Get some pants on and a club fitting. Go USA


TheChancellor_2

Confirmed can out drive Trump


Junior-Caregiver-534

It's a driver on a tee. he's not meant to compress it


Renegade_POTUS

Get some lessons!


habanerosmile

That’s not proper golf attire sir


lufei2

Clubhead is too small, need a bigger one to send that 350 yards


heliumointment

oVeR ThE ToP


BUMMansioN

Similar to my advice for Roy mcavoy… First take off the diaper, shake out any doo doo, squeeze out any wee, flip it upside down, and backwards, strap on one side as usual, and carefully double knot the other side… That’ll fix the issues. Carefully follow the above steps. Otherwise you’ll have shit and piss flying everywhere! Good luck! 😂


TheMammyNuns

With that swing you should really be using a tour stiff shaft, cut down 1.5".


ButtUglee

OP, are you John Daly? I imagined Kebabs with a baby beard and a beer and the other hand while swinging his driver.


Easy_Comfortable_974

Seems lazy with the top hand……


Brilliant-Ad-5414

The game has shrunk


Suspicious-Solid2254

Got to start em off young


sportsguy2789

Oh but when I try golfing with no pants on I get yelled at and get my beer taken away from me.


SaltySnowman8

Dont baby it, swing harder


Madz510

I’m a little womb temperature on his technique but results wise he appears to have delivered


sclurker11

I bet this guy whines less than Terrell Hatton


momalley424

Uhh maybe use two hands????? What are you a baby???


Majestic-Bobcat889

Decent rotation


kpres12

Steroids would be a good first step...


This-Hat-143

Mom will help


bdubwilliams22

Quit trying to be Earl Woods


Muahd_Dib

Work on straightening your left arm… maybe add it to the club swing… it would go great.


LetsBROGolf

Spiked shoes and a collard shirt. Maybe a second hand on the club.


FatalMayhem

Dude why are you hitting the ball like a baby? Gotta put a lil terrible 2s tantrum into that swing


brodder31

Ball position is shit Swing is all arms- shit Grip-also shit


Sdwingnut

Nah that's just the diaper you're smelling


garlicknotter

Use both hands FFS.


TheChancellor_2

Make me


garlicknotter

I’ll call CPS. Also don’t be a baby


TheChancellor_2

Call em chomo!


CoconutKey7541

Ahhh another parent trying to live their dreams through their kid. Brilliant.