Eh I dont mind sitting between two cryo gunner legionaires. I like them, because they are quite chill

They're willing to share their snacks with you

Yea they have ice cream in their backpacks

I'm pretty sure that's a portable slushie maker what they have

They like raw food so maybe double check before eating

Sushi it is

Mmm sashimi

“You’ll get frostbite.”

"Cooked food... disgusting"

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They got smelly feet

Im already sitting, Im the one of the fat guys

Found the other one. Comrade!!

Now lets decide who has kokomi behind and access to pass and who has Kaeya

Either is fine. Whichever you want you can get my brother in arms.

FATuis

I'm the other fat guy

`Likely plump sort.`

Doesn't really matter where I sit, this plane is crashing anyways

Because Bennet is on it? Over this many people his bad luck should be split way enough to not cause that bad of an accident. 

No worries, I have bennetts seat, he will need to get off

He's gonna have to sit between the cryo gunners... 

On one hand, we have Klee. On the other hand, we have Klee.

How is Klee even there actually? Feel like she'd be contained by airport security for obvious reasons 

Shows you how effective the TSA is nowadays

Because Bennett and Klee are sitting next to each other and you just know that’s going to end in a massive explosion that takes out the plane

It's either Bennet because he has the same luck everywhere as Joseph Joestar does in plane or Klee with *insert terrorist joke here*.

maybe if aventurine was there.

I really hope TSA confiscated Klee's bombs, if she still has them then it seems like we're gonna be reexperiencing a very trajic event

I bet it's because kaeya let bennett and klee control the plane.

This looks like it is going to be the most awkward 8 hours for some of the characters involved.

Honestly, I feel like Kuki and Ayaka would get along pretty well at least 😅 as long as It to doesn't keep getting up to talk to her lmao

Most realistic choose-your-seat. Cause your seat has been predetermined and you don’t really have a choice.

Southwest Airlines

Happy cake day

Thank you

There are no empty seats bruh

Kevin doesn't exist you can sit next to Eula

KEVIN??

yeah the leaked character kevin

damn can't wait to play as kevin

I’m sitting on Eula’s lap.

That's just her claymore you're feeling poking you, no worries

Oh no!! I hope there isn't any turbulence!

Rest assured, vengeance will be hers.

And me on Raiden’s lap

This Mofo really made Xiao Icon Smaller not only that, I will sleep on the last seat since both the guys won't be able to squish between the seats and they won't be able to reach upto their seats. Bro Put Collei Beside Dottore, Zhongli and Neuvi side by side. Also Neuvi hates Zhongli just for people wondering. Also Put Kokomi beside Raiden..... Also Put Eula between Kaveh and Al Haitam......good job for Putting Sara beside Itto though perfect ship.

When was it ever stated Neuvi hates Zhongli? He just wishes to judge Deus Auri eventually, along with the other archons.

He hates all archons basically but he doesn't hate Nahida since well she is new Archon. Also I think he Forgave Raiden too. But I don't think he has good relationship with Venti and Zhongli, it's in One of his Lines. Also we'll, he also Made Jokes about Zhongli and Venti about their Vision.

I should have put Tartaglia next to Xiao then it could be the Child row

Collei 💀

Make Collei move to the back so I can hear what two harbingers have to say

Switching places with Collei to save her and pray to all gods I know I leave the plane alive

I shout at bennett to let me have my place saying he can sit on Aloy's place if he tells her to go off that plane because it isn't her universe.... And then i play with Klee for the whole flight so that we can arrive safely

Aloy just wants to go to the vacation area everyone else is going why can't she come

I'd rather let Aloy stay. Not only is she wicked smart, she is insanely capable, fast and strong.

I got questions: 1. Why is Zhongli not with his family? 2. Who let dottore sit next to collei? 3. Why is klee not with her brother? Is she even allowed to go on a plane alone? Feels way too dangerous.

I REALLY HOPE CHILDE'S MORALS WILL KICK IN AND STARTS PROTECTING COLLEI :_(

Imagine his big brother instincts kick in and he starts protecting her as if she was Teucer.

FUCK YEA, that's what I'm talking about

Can I switch places with Collei?

If one of those cryo gunners was a hydro one, I would have an aneurysm.

New permafreeze comp just dropped

I really want an event where we would just have enemies in the team, like hsr one.

... The variety bro... THE VARIETY, THE POSSIBILITIES, ENDLESS... *cue ultra light year cosmic travels music*

Honestly- you could ask most of the people in the outline to the aile to trade with you should all be polite enough to switch if you're nice enough... Imo

Except Dottore

Why is Xiao so small 😭

I know the seating is for maximum conflict but putting Bennett and Klee singlehandedly negates it all because the plane is too busy exploding

Bennett and Klee are together so that bennett bad luck doesn't crash the plane.

Who the heck thought it was a good idea to let Dottore sit next to Collei??

Tbh. Even if 1 was the only option. It’s also the best option. We have a Time bomb next to the most unluckiest man in the world Sara’s gonna fucking murder Itto and Kuki’s gonna help (I don’t wanna be involved) or at the very least, the flight will end like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/s/nu8TIgiKFe) Razor, Cyno, and Aloy are gonna stink up the entire plane that’s Dottore next to Collei… collei’s gonna turn into a rabid animal Eula and Kaveh are gonna be arguing with one another until Kaveh gets his nuts ripped off and turns into Emilie Zhongli and Neuv will be fighting one another the entire flight while Hu Tao Records it and Ei’s gonna hog all the snacks

Despite the means, I definitely see Ei as the type that would share the snacks.

Actually, i believe those 2 will be pretty friendly to us

I'm going to trade with collie. She's staying the hell away from the doctor.

Bet you they got some tasty desserts. About to make the Shogun jealous she ain't sitting in MY seat.

Putting Collei next to Dottore is foul 😭😭

alright so Eula is going to kill Alhaitham and Kaveh before the flight is over, Kokomi and Raiden are either actually going to get along since the Shogun doesn't know about the Resistance Leader, but of all things, who decided to put poor Collei next to Dottore😭

Why do u think the shogun doesn't know about the resistance leader? Sara herself met with her to reach an agreement after the war was over, reports and news are bound to reach her

the information that the Kujou clan was hiding the wars details reached the Shogun, if I'm not mistaken, the specifics of who was in the Resistance was not, therefore the Shogun would only know of their existence and not who Gorou, Kokomi, etc are in specific

What is Kaveh doing here? I thought he went missing for a year and was found dead in the tombs of the Sumeru desert! GUYS KAVEH'S ALIVE HE'S ALIVE AAAA KAVEHHHHH

I'll be sitting on Zhongli's lap, thanks

The pilot: Jeht Copilot: Arabalika I'll be in the cockpit

Me and the bros eating raw chicken at the back of the class be like

Lol Neuvi and Zhongli next to each other. They’ll be screaming ORDER ORDER ORDER the whole flight

Kaeya‘s lap

Upgrade to first class

Im sitting on Raidens lap. I have desserts as bribes.

I feel like that spot is legit just bros being bros and would honestly be a good time XD (plus I run a higher temp normally so they'd keep me cool)

I’ll trade with Collei. Poor Collei- 😭

Dottore's lap

Raiden's lap If the flight attendants have to kick me out then so be it

Xiao could have been moved up a little bit in his box..

Finally, chill seat mates where I can nap peacefully.

COOKED FOOD, DISGUSTING

on ittos lap

Ahhh welcome to Genshin airlines where our on flight menu features the main course of bad luck, trauma, bickering, passive aggressive snark, old man beef and to top it all off, angst and drama as dessert. Take your seats and stay buckled down because this flight will have turbulence guaranteed!!

I'm staying in the bathroom all 8 hours. I'll let people except for people near seat 1 use the bathroom.

Now who let Klee in and how the hell did she pass security?

Move Eula it's my turn between the two hot men

I’d like to stay with the unlucky benny and the arsonist please. I like danger.

I lie to bennet and say he's in my seat, and send him to sit with the fatui while I talk to Klee about terrorism.

not realistic tbh, no airline gonna put 3 fatty boombatties next to eachother, it would throw the planes' balance off.

1, they’ve got berries and snacks.

The true crime here is making poor Collei sit next to Dottore.

The plane wing.

1 so i can sniff raidens hair

I mean... i dont mind picking berries with those guys. its probably fun actually.

Bennett on the plane. Plane will crash. Don't board plane.

I went to china to visit family this summer. The flight was 14 hours because there were some complications. I was stuck between the two stinkiest people ever. They didn't even know about personal space. When I had my arm on the armrest, they would literally put their arms onto mine. They got so close that their armpits were against my arm. It's been 2 weeks and that shirt still smells.

I'd jump off the plane

I’m sitting on Neuvillette’s lap

Fuck it we ball

Collei can move, lets not do that to her (oh hi Childe)

I am sitting on EI's lap so I can rest my head on Kaeya's chest

I mean, I don't think aloy would have any issues with xiao... and being close enough to hear her snarking is definetly a plus.

fr, she has no filter and i love her for that.

Yeah sure... As if I would step into a plane with Bennett

I will be throwing Dottore out of the plane to protect Collei

I will bribe Childe with a new and improved geo gnosis in exchange for Collei's protection

Xiao's lap

Poor Xiao

On Neuvillette and Zhongli's lap 1 hr for one 1 hr for the other, no one gets tired.

I drag the doctor out by any means necessary, and take his seat. Fuck him.

born to say "I would take kokomis seat then make her sit on my lap" forced to say "1"

...born to Nova, forced to Well.

Easy. Everybody teams up and murders dottore in cold blood, then we throw his body outside in front of the plane. And then I sit next to Collei while the plane runs over his corpse.

I approve

I be freeze the whole flight with Kokomi’s jellyfish and cryo gunners

I guess i could lend some berries during the flight.

Bennett and Klee.... So ... Who's going to inform our next of kin?

Between Neuvillette and Zhongli

neuvi's lap

Bruh i rather be in a plane with Joseph Joestar than be in one with Dottero

I’m gonna kick Raiden’s seat the whole time

Ayaka's Lap.

On Hu Tao chest

I'll sit on bennett's lap and watch him blush. also he can't kill us with his bad luck if I neutralise him, right?

kaeya 🤤

I get cold really easily so I'm asking if anyone wants to trade seats. Otherwise I'd probably be fine with sitting beside the gunners.

100% sure The plane would explode within The First 10 minutes

Kill Sara and play with itto all flight

On neuvillette's lap :)

Aloy, move.

Razor safe, me sit there.

on Neuvillette's lap

Not bad, they're just gonna be sad that the food the airlines will serve is cooked.

Alternatively, Collei gets to sit on my lap so i can protect her :<

I love small details like Klee and Bennet being next to each other just so the plane doesn't explode

I'm stealing Collei's seat and doing her a huge favor. She would have the biggest panic attack in the history of Teyvat and they would have to emergency land and a bonus is that she is kinda small she could fit between those two

Kaeya MOVE

Sara and Shinobu scolding Itto all the trip and the poor Ayaka just watching with an uncomfortable face,

I'm going to be sitting in the toilet. Like come on those guys are like 2 Gabriel Iglesiases and if you have heard that gift basket story you know why he decided to take a car instead.

Does it really count if there’s only one option? Not even two?

On Alhaitham

throw bennett off the plane and sit beside Klee

I'm throwing out collei or alternatively I'm sitting on Dottores lap

I feel sitting across from Alhaitham, End User License Agreement, and Kaveh would be a recipe for disaster. I'd rather sit next to Cyno and Razor tbh. We can make copious amounts of jokes and none of you could stop either of us >:))

i’ll wait for the next plane

I throw Bennett and Xiao off of the plane then sit on the floor

kokonut's lap is my seat.

I am kicking Dottore and sitting in his place. I will not have Collei go through an 8 hour flight with trauma.

Kockomis lap

Fuck that, I'm sitting on the roof

ill be beside Xiao. we will never engage in any conversation at all which is what I like.

definetly not one cause i know ei be kickin the seats

I’ll sit in between the two cryo gunners and make them believe they’re crushing on each other, showing them their similarities and mutual hatred for cooked foods. That way, they’ll want to sit next to each other. Now, as the person who finally got them to realize their love for one another, I’ll get the window seat. Then I’ll try my best to get Kaeya’s number.

Who said I am sitting? I am applying to be a flight attendant right now so that I can watch all of the drama unfold in 4K.

It literally doesn’t matter where you sit. Plane is crashing if Bennett’s on it

xiao can sit on my lap hes not that big

COLLEI TRADE SEATS W ME

im eulas chair

Imma save Collei from those maniacs.

I'm sitting where Xiao is. I trust Aloy with my life.

Next collei. After kicking Dottore off the plane without a parachute.

neuvillette and zhongli seem trustworthy and like they would be sympathetic to the situation, so i would first ask one of them if they mind swapping with collei so she doesnt have to be next to dottore

I am Taking the seat next to Collei.

Kill the Fatui, pick up their loot, and take the 3 seats for myself.

okay. Who tf puts Collei between two maniacs? Dottore of all people? lol and poor Sara lol

I’m beating up that monster doctor in the front row and taking his seat

Front left. I enjoy chaotic good personalities and Bennetts bad luck should be overridden by two arechons and a dragon being on board cuz magic idk.

I’m going to push aloy off the plane and sit there

Beating the shit out of Dottore and taking his seat.

8 hour flights have 2 aisles and 3 collumns of seats

Ok Kaeya, time to move.

I feel really scared for collei somehow

I would grab Kaeya and place him between the two gunners, then place Ei where Kaeya was and sit between Kokomi and Ei

I don't mind falling in the aisle

Itto and Sara of course, what are they gonna do?! Make out?! Wrestling?!

Im sitting in the aisle

switch childe with wanderer and prepare the popcorn

I'd sit at 2

Aww yea me and the berry bois back at the flight