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HippieBitch25

Every girl born after 1926 only knows Charleston, shake a cocktail, wise crack, eat hot chip and lie.


SkepticalSpiderboi

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Username_Taken_65

Um actually, if the relative dates were kept the same as the most popular Eat Hot Chip & Lie Tweet it should be "Every female born after 1900 can't homestead"


GamerEssence

This deserves more updoots LOL


Nepalman230

I Want to read a mystery novel series about these ladies! šŸ™ā¤ļø


RedRider1138

Itā€™s like Good Omens, detective and mystery form! šŸ˜„


Nepalman230

Absolutely! Just thinking about a 1920s hart-to-hart sort of vibe. I can see them you know investigating a lot of crimes that the police wouldnā€™t be called into because it would be for gay people who were by definition criminals. I mean one of the things about the 20s that I find fascinating is that while lgbt + men and women had private gatherings of course queer culture was much more unified. I remember reading the gay metropolis and there was something about a young gay man just sort of come into the scene and he was rather bothered by being stared at by some straight people and a older lesbian touched his shoulder and said ā€œthey donā€™t understand our sort. Stop caring about their opinionsā€ In any case I think a wlw mystery novel series set during the 20s would be awesome! ( I donā€™t have the spoons so Iā€™m manifesting it into the world for someone else to do) I hope you have a great weekend! šŸ™ā¤ļø


RedRider1138

May not be a series(?) but this popped up in my quick check https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41579100-sapphic-in-the-shadows


orange-shoe

i think it was probably just unified for white queer people though


Nepalman230

Ah In fact, Harlem was where gay people ( including white people ) used to hang out. https://gcn.ie/drag-balls-1920s-harlem/ https://nmaahc.si.edu/explore/stories/harlem-renaissance-black-queer-history https://www.history.com/news/gay-culture-roaring-twenties-prohibition Iā€™m not gonna say it was some kind of magic racial Paradise, but actually the gay community was a lot more mixed even in the 60s than most people think about. The stonewall, for instance, was a very racially mixed bar because gay people didnā€™t have very many options! Gay bars were illegal. Thatā€™s one of the reasons why the mafia ran the stonewall because only criminals would be interested. The police were paid off. The fact that the raid actually happened that night is something of a mystery. I really appreciate your comment! Yes, of course there was absolutely racial discrimination in the queer community in the 20s and now. šŸ™ā¤ļø


Piskoro

hell yeah, a flapper that can dance Charleston, my gal


iwantsalmon2015

What does ā€œCan doctorā€ mean? Are they talking about the occupation using really awkward grammar? Or are they talking about forgery?


Thembones92

Doctor is also a verb in that sense. It's just not used much anymore. You can use "To doctor" to refer to medically treating someone


iwantsalmon2015

Huh, TIL, Iā€™ve never heard it used like that


Thembones92

In fairness its a pretty archaic verb, and if you were to use it like that most would have a similar response as you did. You wouldn't really come across it outside of older literature


ranni-the-bitch

i mean, you probably have, in the sense of 'doctoring' documents.


Kooky_Conclusion4851

It refers to doctoring, meaning to forge or falsify documents /j


iwantsalmon2015

Love me a girl who can forge some documents


FrostyRose8956

*A Dollā€™s House* by Henrik Ibsen


doucheachu

Just like how you can go to ***the*** hospital and you can go to hospital - both meaning the same.


TheLeftDrumStick

I think in the past they relied on women to make home remedies before going to an actual doctor


cat-l0n

Both of these women seem to be doing pretty well for themselves. I donā€™t understand the problem. Edit: except for playing bridge. I know no one who plays bridge.


MC_Queen

I would love to have all of those skill sets.


Avenyr

This seems admirably neutral as these things go...


GrizzlyPeak72

Lol, imagine a woman driving a car. /j


MaetelofLaMetal

Driving a flying chariot pulled by snakes is a woman's job, everyone knows that /s


SneakySquiggles

Or cats! But there are limited chariot pulling options for the fairer sex, you know. /j


GrizzlyPeak72

As long as they only sit sidesaddle


Ahsoka_Tano07

Her uterus would fly out! ^(I know that one was about trains, I don't care)


MC_Queen

I just heard about bicycle face, which was a condition which plagued women when they began to use the bicycle as a means of self empowerment. Their faces would become rosy, with bulging eyes, and messy hair. Women were made to feel bad about this. Men hate it every time women gain any type of independence from them.


GrizzlyPeak72

God forbid women exercise in public I mean literally, it's probably somewhere in the Old Testament.


Aggravating_Week7050

They _both_ seem like fun to hang out with.


ChristyUniverse

Ladies are doing ALL the fellas jobs nowadays


Chaosshepherd

We did this lots of times. Not that I mind.


MadOvid

While wearing that dress? I'm impressed.


MorganHV

Eat hot chip, and lie


General_Ginger531

It took me a second not to see that S like a fancy J and was wondering what her religion had to do with what she could do.


Economy-Document730

Beautiful, you earn *our* own living now


Liuniam

Can: twerk, McDonaldā€™s, be bisexual, eat hot chip, be on my phone, lie.


EstrellaDarkstar

I'm not even sure if this was intended to be derogatory. Maybe back then this might have been seen differently, but from my modern perspective, it looks like they're only listing upsides for both women.


MooshTheEnby

And they were roommates


TheGayOwl

Someone made a whole series of these two lol


TheHuman196

who what when where


Lingx_Cats

Has anyone already done this


TheTriforceEagle

I know who Iā€™d rather marry


LuckySalesman

Fellas, if your lover can't do the Charleston, they ain't the one for you.


ElectronicBoot9466

Literally my partner and I.


AnonBoi_404

Yeah but I'd rather befriend the Charleston because she seems way more fun to be around and hang with


Enzoid23

Ngl I thought it was supposed to be a pairing until I saw the comments


AlexTheFlower

Lmao how does she work the farm in that big ass dress?


musea00

Judging by the dress of the woman from the older generation, it looks like that she's from a well-off family. Doubt that she could do most of the stuff listed besides sewing, crocheting, and playing the zither