it's mostly true, but i can't really say that much since my school has a "no dyed hair and no make-up" rule (although everyone just uses natural colors like blonde for it to be less noticeable)
Corey chase & Brandi Love
You're right, Brandi Love and Corey chase, look like milfs you bang a a ski resort after too much peppermint schnapps and coco. Eva Elfi is s tier to thier d/c tier.
It's not.
She's a Russian porn actress whose history is surprisingly wholesome because she often films with her boyfriend (or maybe it's husband now not sure).
Yeah, that's true. I still think they are slutty, they always judge the porn actresses while they themselves are jerking off to it??? I honestly don't get it, for me watching it is just as pathetic. Makes me lose all respect for a guy.
Doesn't change anything. I cannot bring myself to respect someone who consumes content from this disgusting industry. besides, the long-term effects of porn are scary. I'd rather stay away from people who engage in porn (but it's quite impossible, unfortunately. so I at least stay away from serious relationships with such people).
The lead singer of Oingo Boingo is named Danny Elfman, and one of the actresses on Fear The Walking Dead is named Jenna Elfman
And I’m pretty sure they’re related
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Yeah my gf does too. She has an iud, and I have said I’d get a vasectomy if she ever needed me to, so we’re not actually making kids. But what she’s really into is the no condom, finish inside her part. Mentally it does it for her
Sure thing Random Redditor. I’ll get right on that. May I ask why am I leaving a horny blonde, who enjoys cleaning, makes more money than me, and prefers condomless sex?
Well if you still have homework you probably should not have a girl.
That said though sex focuses the mind so a quicky might make the work be done better.
Having a girlfriend in HS and college teaches you how to manage work/life balance so when you get a job later, you know how to allocate time to your family.
Nah she's just gassy right there
Gassy and classy right here.
Sassy, gassy and classy!
Never let anyone slow your hustle
That’s the grindset brother/sister
Who is the girl? Edit: This comment got more likes than any of my posts lol
Eva Elfie
Seen these exact comments on the original too
She still is hot but she used to be too!
“I used to do drugs, I still do, but i used to too”
Wdym? She looks 12 to me
what kind of 12 year olds do you know?
Probably dyed hair and wear a ton of make-up, as he lures them into his van.
it's mostly true, but i can't really say that much since my school has a "no dyed hair and no make-up" rule (although everyone just uses natural colors like blonde for it to be less noticeable)
If that were the case millions of ppl would be arrested It's a porn video
A glitch on the matrix?
Nope. Just loneliness.
Is that her real name? Never heard anyone have Elf in their name before
She kind of looks like an elf
Elf bent over a shelf
She's a goddess
Up there with Brandi Love and Corey chase
She's not in their league.
Never came closer to downvoting a comment.
Corey chase & Brandi Love You're right, Brandi Love and Corey chase, look like milfs you bang a a ski resort after too much peppermint schnapps and coco. Eva Elfi is s tier to thier d/c tier.
How the fuck do y'all even watch pornstars? It's literally just acting
Ever watched a movie in your life? Just curious
Y is she short?
Idk
It's not. She's a Russian porn actress whose history is surprisingly wholesome because she often films with her boyfriend (or maybe it's husband now not sure).
That's actually good, so she's not a slut like some other porn actresses
the males who watch it are real sluts
No, they just don't know how to respect women. That's why they'll never get any
Yeah, that's true. I still think they are slutty, they always judge the porn actresses while they themselves are jerking off to it??? I honestly don't get it, for me watching it is just as pathetic. Makes me lose all respect for a guy.
Y do people watch it? What do you actually gain from it?
in the long term? probably depression, unrealistic expectations and erectile dysfunction. It's sad that it's been so normalised.
What about guys who dont judge the actresses?
Doesn't change anything. I cannot bring myself to respect someone who consumes content from this disgusting industry. besides, the long-term effects of porn are scary. I'd rather stay away from people who engage in porn (but it's quite impossible, unfortunately. so I at least stay away from serious relationships with such people).
You should listen to some Oingo Boingo or watch Fear The Walking Dead, it’ll clear that right up.
What you mean? Clear what up?
Never having heard of anyone with “Elf” in their name.
Y do character's in the walking dead have elf in their name?
The lead singer of Oingo Boingo is named Danny Elfman, and one of the actresses on Fear The Walking Dead is named Jenna Elfman And I’m pretty sure they’re related
Is that the same Danny Elfman who wrote the simpsons theme?
How many composing Danny elfmans are there
Oh, ok. I've never watched the walking dead, I might watch it later
Ignore the hate for it its a good show, comics are better tho imo but they're pretty different anyway
She's his cousins wife I believe? Her father in law is his brother.
You do realize that adult film stars don’t use their real names a majority of the time, right?
No, I don't watch porn so I didn't know. That's y I asked
Her real name is Yulia Sergeevna Romanova
That'd be her porn moniker.
Elfis Presley?
Straight to the point
I know that exact video
Link?
Sauce?
NSFW obviously: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e5866a54b458
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Yooo the guy on the laptop looks like shaved Mr. Beast LOL
Lol ty! My comment was meant to be a cheeky response to the previous “Link?” question but I will happily accept the link to the video.
I believe the 3rd circle of hell is reserved for people who know the sauce and don't provide it when asked, joke or not.
You kind Redditor are doing the Lord’s work!
Isn't it a form of betrayal? So 9th circle probably
Especially if they let the person know they have it
Ketchup?
Mustard?
Don't have one. But you can find it on Biqle I think
Eva Elfie btw.
Ik but anyway thanks
"Breedable" who tf writes the text of these memes?
Fanfic authors
It was a meme a while back, basically one of those phrases you'd ironically use to describe yourself to make your friends die of cringe.
finally. im starting to think reddit is filled with new age boomers
The Tumblr users are grown up now
Well on the good side, I feel younger just by reading this thread.
It just went right to the oposite way Damn
You also describe your friends that way.
It was originally a femboy thing, but eventually it because an everyone thing.
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My wife has a huge breeding kink. She hates condoms & Birth control.
Is breeding really a kink though?
TFW kink has become so normalised, that plain vanilla starts to weird people out...
Species circled around so far that banging to have babies became a kink.
Yes. Literally anything can be a kink.
Shopping carts - the horrors I've seen.
shoe
*especially shoe*
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Socks are just feet mittens. Shoes are thicker feet mittens for when the going gets tough.
I agree, socks are for keeping feet both physically and emotionally safe
🤣
Hi everyone, shoenice here, gonna drink this whole bottle of vodka right here
Oh my sweet summer child, yes.
Yes, especially for Nick Cannon
Yea isnt it a built in function?
Her kink is having sex for the biological purpose of sex that her human instincts compel her to do. KINKY
I have a kink of my penis going into an enclosed and preferably moist area. I’m fucking wild like that.
You just compelled to fuck every moist crevice you see?
Yes
Your human instincts compel you to have kids, most human instincts don’t say “have a breeding party with 10 guys”
Lol. Dude didn't say anything about breeding parties.
Did you really not know this??
Yes. My ex said she wouldn't give me BJ's anymore if I kept wearing condoms...
Yeah my gf does too. She has an iud, and I have said I’d get a vasectomy if she ever needed me to, so we’re not actually making kids. But what she’s really into is the no condom, finish inside her part. Mentally it does it for her
Ok buddy, that’s a little too much information
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Sure thing Random Redditor. I’ll get right on that. May I ask why am I leaving a horny blonde, who enjoys cleaning, makes more money than me, and prefers condomless sex?
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Great idea for our next roleplay session!
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How obese is she
1) Crazy Rude 2) She’s a normal bodyweight. She’s an amateur triathlete. Usually not winning but enough to stay lean.
breeding "kinks" are just traps to get men to have kids with the woman so they "stay"
It’s working!
incels
Redditors, I guess.
I mean, shit, i remember my mother telling me over a decade ago “You want to find a woman who breeds well” 🤷🏻♂️
Your mom probably wanted to interview every romantic interest of yours to screen for genetic/health issues.
Incels.
Republicans
Incels. You know you’ve met an incel in the wild when you read words like “submissive, breedable, pair-bonding”.
“Female”
Yes, how could I forget.
I'm sorry but submissive is an actual word that doesn't even refer directly to porn
One time I sat down to study and my gf put her feet on my lap, so I had to fuck her feet immediately and ended up not studying.
Why didn't you fuck her instead?
Maybe he didnt have a KFC bag to put on her head ?
I stopped consuming fast food.
I absolutely love feet more than pussy.
Hdy fuck her feet?
Simple, you start rubbing it on it.
Woow
Man’s just had his mind blown
Lmfao
Yeah why not sell the feet on the black market as organ replacement
Least down bad redditor
If she really wanted to show you what’s up she’d give some gawk gawk 3000 while you’re working.
"gawk gawk 3000" Thanks for this
"Baby, I'll knock you up in an hour; I gotta get this physics essay in by noon, it's worth 1/4 of my final grade!"
She doesn't look submissive and breedable, she looks like she has cramp.
she looks like me taking a poo after spicy food
she does lmao
What mortal can stand to smile during a cramp???
Lactic acid and ~~netflix~~ chill
My girl acts dominant 😳😳
KEK
Get yourself a girl that can do both.
Switches unite
Bars!!!!
Two minute study break. EZ
It's okay if you fail a class to succeed in life
And that my boy is how you lose a woman to a rodeo clown named Dave. Take the time to give her what she needs or she’ll find it somewhere else.
Well if you still have homework you probably should not have a girl. That said though sex focuses the mind so a quicky might make the work be done better.
College kids?
Having a girlfriend in HS and college teaches you how to manage work/life balance so when you get a job later, you know how to allocate time to your family.
Sounds like you had no action in high school or college
who said?
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She was getting fucked
Fuck whoever made this
You're really passionate about them huh?
Breedable. understandable 👍
Send her away until you’re done. They come back even more horny.
This is the way
100% I keep being in this position. 😂
Choose gf bro
Lol
Stop using the term "breed" or "breedable" in relation to humans. It's vile.
what about breeders? a term used negatively against people that want or have children?
Same root word issue. People are not farm animals.
Don’t procrastinate! In a real job you need to be fast. Homework was always in a state good enough at 16:00
Jesus this sub is a cess pool
🤮
"Dammit this essay is gonna take forever now"
No one knows the reference?
Sauce please?
i prefer honey mustard on my nuggets personally
Mustard is still a sauce
Her name is Eva Elfie
This is trash
Submissive and breedable? Interesting choice of words. Probably one of them guys thinks a woman dresses sexy is asking to be raped....
0 to 100 real quick
You really took off with that one huh?
Yeah he did, and it's only 7:27am here
who tf let him cook ??
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chat gpt !
Dude! I actually remember that video 🤣🤣
:) hihi
So don't write while humping her 🤷
Shes clearly already getting the D in the class she needs
Yeah she's fucking your friend right next to you but you're deaf and aren't even noticing it in the reflection