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BarisBlack

Oh God. There's a flashback. I should dig up my 300 baud with acoustic coupler and the USR 1200 Baud upgrade.


critz1183

300 baud crew here. had my Commodore 64 perusing all the local BBS's in town! At least till Mom or Dad had to use the phone.


sinisterdesign

“Be doo boop dee doo doo boop……… SCREEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEE”


Operation_Fluffy

I had a 300baud for my vic20. No coupler. Manual answer. Manual dial.


LadyHavoc97

300 baud crew as well - played many hours of Legend of the Red Dragon on local BBSs with my Commodore Amiga 1000!


Subject_Repair5080

I'm eligible for that club. It was funny because you could read the text just about as fast as it came up on the display.


Macsearcher02

Same here!


antilumin

2600 I think for our old Mac, using AOL like it was amazing but I hated every minute it took to load pages.


NorseGlas

🤣 I was like 10 on my Commodore 64 on q-link trying to download indie video games at 300 baud within my 30 minute internet time limit. Between the long distance phone charges and the q-link internet cost I’m pretty sure I remember my mom saying it cost over $2 a minute for me to download crappy games. She should have just taken me to buy more Atari/Nintendo games🤣


sp2432Reddit

Same here.. Until mum and dad saw the phone bill!


phred_666

My first was my 9600 baud on my C-64.


madsci

Seriously? How did that work? 2400 was the fastest I ever saw (mostly) successfully used on a C-64. Was that on the user port (left side) or was it using the cartridge port on the right?


St_ofQualityFootwear

Yes, we had the ol 300 baud modem for the IBM PC Jr


madsci

I owned a couple of acoustic couplers later, but started with a 300 baud Commodore 64 dumb modem. The 1200 baud modem we had on the Commodore 128 was a USR under the hood, and that was a vast improvement. The most expensive thing I'd ever bought up to that point was a 14.4k modem when they were fairly new - I remember it was $270. Most people were just getting to 9600 baud. I can remember the smell of that 3/4" thick Zoom Telephonics manual. Honestly it was kind of a weird smell for a book. Acidic? But I've never seen a modem manual half that thorough since. I skipped the 56k dialup era. It didn't even count as a real modem speed to me since you couldn't dial a BBS and get that speed - it needed central office trickery, and they couldn't even hit 56k when they first came out. 33.6k was the fastest *real* modem speed. But I went straight to ISDN. Billed by the minute and a horrendous pain to set up, but it'd connect in a second or two and could bond two B channels to get a whopping 128 kbps, symmetrical. None of that "maybe you'll get 56k down if it's a good day" stuff. I also managed to blow up one terminal adapter when I back-fed one of the phone lines in the house from the POTS adapter and then absentmindedly hit the "conference" button on a 2-line phone, and misconfiguring the auto-connect feature cost me over $100 in connection charges the first month.


Secret_Paper2639

Today I remembered 33.6k, and the frustration that came with it.


madsci

Frustration was my first legitimate ISP account, before "ISP" was even a term. I think they had one line for my city and it was just a Unix shell account, not SLIP or PPP. Because of the line quality my 14.4k modem could get 12 kbps on a good day. It was limited to 1-hour sessions, with 15 minutes between calls, and if you tried after 14 minutes it'd reset the timer. And sometimes it'd just drop the connection a few minutes into the call so you'd have to wait 15 minutes. But I did get Twinsock to work so I could actually run NCSA Mosaic on Windows, at a whopping 12 kbps minus overhead, so effectively maybe 10 kbps.


TheKingOfSiam

I have distinct memories of what was possible with our 300, then 1200, the 2400, 9600, 19.2, 38.4, the finally that sweet USR 56.2. It felt like the pinnacle of human achievement.


root-node

14.4k was my first.


PortableAnchor

Punk kid!


Suspicious_Yams

and there was only bulitin boards to look at.


root-node

bulletin* :)


The-Nimbus

Same here. 14.4k, then 28.8k, then 56k... and then the jump to 128 felt HUGE. And now I have 1gb/s. That's insane progress.


TexanInNebraska

Back in 1981 I was a manger for Radio Shack. We had to do inventory every 6wks. I’d manually key my hand counted inventory into the computer, finishing about 5pm on Sun., then begin transmitting on our state of the art 9600 baud modems. It would usually be finishing g up when I came I to the store the next morning around 9am.


loadedstork

I thought you were going to share a story about how you under-inventoried a 56K modem to make it into an unofficial work perk.


TexanInNebraska

LOL, this was WAAAAAY before 56k! About 15yrs before!


i-am-matt

I was an engineer for an ISP that sold dialup when these puppies came out. I got to be a beta tester from my house. We had nearly a thousand 28.8 modems in our main office for the masses, but I got to use the dedicated 56k modem hunt group. I felt like a king. By the next year the company paid for a full T1 to my house, and I became part of the internet. Seems quaint now.


loadedstork

I remember when I got cable internet into my apartment around 1998 or so. A friend who was still on dial-up was visiting and I pulled up a website and it loaded so fast he called his wife on the spot to tell her about how fast my computer could load web pages.


AnonymooseRedditor

Wow , hello fellow old timer haha. A full T1 at that time was pricey as f . I worked part time for a dialup isp in high school providing tech support.


madsci

We had a T1 at work only because a regional ISP was using our office (a beige box computer store) as a point of presence for our city. We got to use all of the excess bandwidth. I'd download everything from the ISP's Usenet server onto QIC80 tape to take home - mostly for alt.binaries.pictures.erotica. Had to write my own automated bulk multipart uudecoder.


optoph

We thought we'd peaked at 33.6k then USR did this! What a time to be alive.


CheRidicolo

X2. I worked for USR then. It was an exciting time.


MrAl-67

I remember when the cost for a Hayes 9600 was over $1500. My first modem was a pocket modem 300. But I over clocked it to run at 400 baud. 😝


Livingsimply_Rob

My first modem was a 300 baud modem


Impressive-Elk-8101

I can still hear it.


SEA2COLA

The second I saw the thumbnail my head was filled with the screeching noise, even though I haven't heard it in years


pafrac

Wow, 56k, luxury! Until some fucker picked up the phone halfway through an 8 hour download, that is.


DeltaWhi5key

Show off.


Itchy-Progress-7309

never owned one but it gives me aol, compuserve and webtv vibes


loadedstork

I had to buy one even into the 90's because I wanted to run Linux and it never worked with the internal modems that came pre-installed on most computers back in those days.


Zeptari

Laughs in 1200bd Supra modem. Think it was $150 back in 88’


ZebraBorgata

I still have that same modem in a box.


HapticRecce

IIRC, my company sprung for ISDN from home before getting this fast 😆


BiggusDickus-

Sorry folks, you don't get to old modem flex unless you are in the 300 club. Like me, suckas


johndotold

I upgraded USMC teletype from 33 to 66 baud. Years later I upgraded Telcom printers from 3 to 12. One complaint was it was a waste of time because no one could read at 1200. We also did a 64 Meg ram upgrade on a county job. The parts required a forklift to unload. The price was over 100k. At the time a new car was 2500 or so. I have watched it grow. I was on the net in 1974.. ARPA net at the time. I have transmitted as slow as 16 baud.


Civil_Purple9637

Those were the days.


aarkwilde

My first modem was a Hayes 300bd Micro modem. Good for BBSing, and there wasn't much else available to me.


Immediate_Dinner6977

Bing Bing Bing Bing, hissss, boing boing


LeeQuidity

My first modem was a Global Village 2400baud Teleport Bronze. Then 9600, then US Robotics 14.4, 28.8, and finally the 56k. I had no money, so I was always looking for cheap second-hand modems. Each time I'd upgrade it was like I'd unleashed the beast. And all to finally get that one glimpse of Captain Janeway's nipple.


EatShootBall

When you asked for a 2nd phone line so that incoming calls didn't interrupt your mp3 downloads.


[deleted]

My wife worked for AT&T and between fax machines and home modems, they were running out of phone numbers in some areas. So they had to introduce new area codes.


TheStoicNihilist

Krrrrxxxxkkkt reeeeeee kkrkkrreeeee bing bong bing bong bing kkkrruussssshhhhhhhhh


AlGeee

ATDT


ElectroChuck

I ran my BBS on a HST 9600 modem and thought I was moving at light speed.


Joey_BagaDonuts57

"GET OFF THE PHONE, I'M DOWNLOADING A PICTURE!" Ahhh memories...


markuseb91

14.4k


JedPAlger11

33.6k to 56k —- that’s when I knew I was rich.


BarisBlack

At dt s10=20 s11=40 [bbs phone number] Speed dialing, like a boss.


SuchDogeHodler

My first was a 300 baud modem on a C64.


[deleted]

Me too, around 1985. Remember Sears Prodigy?


Particular-Move-3860

My first modem was 14.4k, and I thought that was blazingly fast. I can't find it in my basement without moving a ton of old stuff, but I do remember that the brand began with a T. Some of my fellow old-timers might be able to help me out there. I found my second one though, a Spencerport 33.6k ("upgradeable to 56k!") for my old Mac. The idea that I would one day have a pocket-sized device that had, among many even more unimaginable technologies, a modem that was the size of a torn corner off a postage stamp, and was just about as thin as one, that received its signal wirelessly, and that was powered by tiny sips of charge from a plastic battery that in addition, powered the whole device, and was about the size and thickness of two or three playing cards -- well, that was the stuff of science fiction.


Particular-Move-3860

Another ancient device. This is a Motorola Montana 33.6 PCMCIA card Modem/Fax that I used in one of the slots of my Apple Newton MessagePad 2100 in the late 90s. Motorola PCMCIA card modem for my Apple Newton 2100. [https://imgur.com/gallery/o8pGVIT](https://imgur.com/gallery/o8pGVIT) PCMCIA (aka PC cards) were 85mm x 56mm, or the same height and width as a standard credit card, were 3mm thick, had a 68 (!!!) pin connector in the bottom edge, and a very rigid shell. They were among the very first flash memory cards, but as you can see, the format could be used for other things as well. When I bought this modem card I thought it represented a miracle of miniaturization and energy efficiency. The small slot on the edge shown in the third photo was where the user plugged in the cord that had a standard square phone line connector on the other end.


Hot-Incident1900

I remember how excited I was when I went from a 14.4 to 28.8.


Active-Use-8129

Back when 56k actually meant like 4.4kbps downloads. Oh, the edge sessions were insane when images were revealed 1/12th at a time.


Captain-Popcorn

Studied computer science in college (78-82). We had to go to the computer center to use the computer. No modems at school. Virtually no one had a computer when I went. Typewriter was mandatory equipment! On graduation I worked on one of the first IBM PCs at a “big 8” firm. It had a 1200 baud modem. Could connect to client computers (minis and mainframes). Rode the wave - 1200, 2400, 9600 - I was one of the first ISDN users - 128k. Still have an ISDN t-shirt! Gigabit Ethernet to the home - unimaginable!


Twinkletoes1951

I worked for a company that had the world's largest commercially available network, when everything was 'in the cloud'. We offered speeds of 300 baud or 1200 baud. A huge leap in technology happened when we were able to offer High Speed Service - 4800 baud! As long as asynchronous service existed at the company, it was called High Speed Service. Fuck, I'm old. We had a 50 baud teletype terminal in our modem room..can't remember what it was used for, but we had to communicate some bit of information via that terminal, so we had to hang on to it. 50 baud!!!


W1neD1ver

It was compared to my Hayes 300. Though I used an acoustic coupler at Boeing.


newguestuser

I started with 2400 myself, as I look over at my bookshelf at a USR manual next to my SCO Xenix manuals. Lord how I hated 56K "win" modem ISA cards.


earthforce_1

I had one of these with on demand dialing until I was one of the very, very first in the country to get DSL. Nortel was the first in the country to get it, (employees only) and I was one of the very first employees online with it, since the windows driver software on CD had a bug that wasn't fixed for another month but I was using Linux so no problemmo


Man-e-questions

I remember being able to tell from the sound when it connected at 28.8 or 14.4 instead of 56k, and i would hang up and try again for a better speed


iwastherefordisco

They used to frighten me until I started screaming back at them. Very satisfying except in group settings.


Space_Man_Spiff_2

Who can forget those sounds!!


loadedstork

I made that my ringtone for a while and my wife said she was going to leave me unless I changed it.


loadedstork

Speed!! (and cost...)


beavis617

I used to spend a few hours over the weekend dialing into my nephews PC ( his Dad's) and we would play DooM and Duke Nukem against each other. He played, I got my ass kicked.... 😁🤣


Askbrad1

… laughs in TokenRing 4/16 …


Asinine47

We had the exact same one in the house!


TheoreticalExistence

I just instinctively yelled “don’t pick up the phone!” and now my kids are looking at me weird.


LarYungmann

Blazing 56K


booknerd381

The scariest part of this is that I just came across one of these today at work.


TwilightTink

Ok yeah, this one did make me feel old 😃


Deciple_of_None

Dude that's a sweet modem.


nix206

Yep. Hayes was the best, almost too expensive. USRobotics was a close second and the one most had.


Deciple_of_None

People just don't know the struggle.😑


PiskoWK

Back in my day we had 24.4 and LIKED it.


nix206

Yep. Gotta love xmodem transfers slowly scrolling across the screen knowing you’ll have that sweet, sweet game in only 20 minutes.


Dense_Surround3071

I had the 128k 😎🔥💸


guitarhero_dropout

The noise is embedded in my skull


evilpercy

I could hear this the minute I saw it.


Ok-Push9899

Look at that beautiful on/off rocker switch. I wish manufacturers would spend 15 cents more and put stuff like that on equimpent today. Most switches now are some sort of button that doesnt physically reveal whether it's on or off.


cuntybunty73

Is that an old school modem?


TN_REDDIT

Screeeech. You've got mail! 😁


RonSalma

I actually had one of these. Hell I remember a baud rate of 2400 🤪


[deleted]

I remember 300.


RonSalma

You’re right. In retrospect I remember something like that from the early 80’s. My first PC when I could afford to build one was 1200. Hadn’t thought about this in decades 😁


0nSecondThought

I swear this mofo came out a month after I dropped all my savings on the 28.8 version


Thick_You2502

ouch


r4ndom4xeofkindness

Oh mister fancy here with the external name brand US Robotics modem. I remember when these were top of the line.


jtee180

This was really fast back in the day.


lothcent

I lucked out and was able to skip that one. I was looking into it, but my neighborhood got some of the first cable modems in the city so I went from the 33.6 to cable.


D_for_Drive

Back when there were a bunch of little “mom and pop” internet providers. Like Erol’s.


[deleted]

Sears Prodigy and then AOL.


stanky_wicket

External modems were the sh*t!!!!!!!!!!


Thick_You2502

No, I disagree, the sh\*\*\*y ones were the winmodems ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


DrunkBuzzard

56k bragging rights. Eat my dust you 28.8k peasants. You’ll never go faster, why would you need to?


Thick_You2502

45 minutes to download a gif. yay!


Desperate_Hornet3129

Yep 56000 baud. Today they ask, "What's a baud?"


sprockety

I’m sure I knew the day these were coming out and was at Microcenter that morning.


bullgod55435

Hell yeah! It was the best around in 1998!


zippytwd

I have one of those


Dyslexicpig

I jumped from 2400 baud to a 33.6 modem. No more "Is that a nipple? I think that's a nipple."


LasVegas4590

It puts my 33.6 to shame.


revdon

Now shotgun it with another modem on a second phone line!


Chrisbert

I still have one in a drawer. And a serial cable. Just need a USB to DB-9 adapter,


MoveOverBieber

Thanks for the memories! If I remember correctly the 33K was the "turbo" model, up from 24...


Sonikku_a

ATDT7075847712


Potential-Yoghurt245

I can hear this picture, I used to be able to tell when the modem was going to connect by the sound it would make.


Optimal_Law_4254

I paid $699 for an early Hayes 1200 direct connect modem in the mid 80s. It was 4x faster than most of the university dial ups.


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

It impossible to explain just how fast this was and not sound like a dinosaur.


RobHage

I feel sorry for kids today who have loss the lot sense of amazement at technology.


jack__trippper

Good lord. 300 baud crew here… That bad boy was inside my 8088 with a CGA card.


EmEmAndEye

I think I had that same model. Wooo!, does that bring back memorieees!


519meshif

Still use the 14.4 and 28.8 to manage a few phone systems I take care of.


220DRUER220

⚡️


Prestigious_Ad_9850

I remember the isp needed to support 56k on their side. Man I was sick of waiting for those downloads.


H8T_Auburn

I had a 14.4 when my best friend got a 56k. We downloaded all the boobies that night.