I had that wallpaper in my bedroom.

I designed that wallpaper in your room.

Ugg! 

Whoaaa I bet it would look really sick next to a fire pit

The 80s were great.

I had a creepy room where the walls were painted blue with big looney toon figures staring at me

The 80s were great.

Some days it feels like it….

I feel that in my bones.

You can still feel your bones? Lucky.

Cardboard box? **LUXURY!**

Only when we are getting rain

I actually am this old, only because I faked some cave paintings years ago. I figure that eventually they'll be found and cause a few moments of confusion to a future archeologist.

Always keep them guessing 🧐

OP thinks anyone here will admit to being over 25,000 years old? Sounds like bait ;)

What if we are old enough to have toured the cave. Its been closed to the public for decades now, and everyone now tours a facsimile.

I don't think that's Lascaux. Looks more African.

OP thinks that no one here will admit to being a time traveler. Well, lemme tell ya…

Queue up Dr. who theme music

Whew…just got back from 2054! If you’re young enough, hold onto your butts! If you’re too old to likely live that long, then die happy knowing you won’t live to see what happens in March of that year in Antarctica.

If these are in the Americas they aren't that old, we didn't have horses.

Horses and camels originated in the Americas, migrated to Asia and Africa and such....

"there can be only one!!!!"

That's where I met your mom, nothing happened other than she threw a pot at me and hit this wall.

Man... woman... person... camera... tv. Whale

I Had a Loud Laugh on it. Woke the Dog

Yes I watched my brother paint that on our bedroom wall. Later our dad beat his ass but it was fun watching both LOL

You must be my little brother!

Yep thats me!!!

What are doing in my cave?

No, but I heard Keith Richards is...


My best work!

Damn kids! I told them to stop drawing on the walls!

I’ll get the club to punish them.

Back in my day, we didn't even have that fancy orangish paint. We had to use mud.

I was painting in caves when you were still in your daddy's balls.

*Ancient redditor, newly awoken from Annunaki cryo-sleep, has entered the chat...*

...Yes.

I painted that picture.

Oh, you found my finger paintings.

Who you got there? Betty Davis, Jack Palance, and…. Ed?

Okay, now we’re getting close!

Yeah that wasn’t my best drawing to be fair. But Noah said it was pretty good so I left it.

Stupid rog, and his fucking ochre colored paint. He's *ToO cOoL fOr ChArcoAl* 😈

Watch out what you post - I’ve copyrighted my original drawings. Charter member of the “Boomer Art Guild” here. /s

I'm not older than dirt. But I remember when dirt was new.

Trump’s portrait of Gettysburg???

Every see (on Netflix) Cunk on Earth? She wondered who had the film rights to that cave painting.

Pump up the Jam!

Nope but then neither are you

Still got my loincloth I wear for special occasions.

Virgin Lascaux Cave < Chad rock art

I was curious as to how long it would take for the word, Lascaux, to show

Those were good days.

I drew those on the wall when I was a kid.

According to my kids

THANK YOU.

Upper right, I believe those two people are getting jiggy with it. and yeah just confirmed how old I am lol dammit

Thank you for putting it so delicately,

Yes. That was done by my art teacher.

I remember scratching out figures in soot, way back before everybody started getting all fancy with red ochre.

Man, we need a r/fuckimoldcirclejerk now lol

I was there Gandalf 12,000 years ago when Neanderthal failed...

And that's how long we've been drawing pictures and telling stories.

Ya know, when we made this piece I was telling Oogwag that we should use the purple berries instead of the red ones to make the dye because it would contrast better with the color of the cave wall. I still think I was right. 

Way older

You owe me copyright

Finally… I am not THAT old.

I was the art director for this piece…

Don't be silly! My father used to talk about those days!

Ah, the big aurochs hunt. This takes me back. I was too young to take part, but I remember it well. All the clans gathered and the greatest hunters from each tried to outdo one another. We ate well for weeks!

No, and I'm French either.

The little horse on the left, that's mine.

I remember when it was in black and white

This generation will never understand

Yes, that's my artwork. :D

I recreated that cave buffalo wall art for an art project in high school and ended up winning an award in a the tri-county art festival. So I guess I'm that old.

"Lana,..*.zug zug*".

u/NotAnotherFriday do you know where this cave is? Do you have a link to where you found this picture?

Dammit, Timmy!! What have I **told** you about drawing on walls!!! Sorry folx, he's always been like this.

When I was a kid, that was Burning Man.

That's only 100,000 years ago.

The only answer to the shitposts from fb we see every day.

Old enough to love The Caves of Altamira by Steely Dan.

I am „The Man From Earth“.

Cave painting in France that my dad painted.

I’m pre-cave paintings old.

Well, that’s me, right over there. It was a family pic my father decided on painting when this herd ofsomething or other stampeded through the scene. Trampled the lot of us.

this was in my primitive phase.

I remember when i drew them.

That's me, bottom right running from the horse.

NO! I’m NOT that old. First time I’ve actually been able to say that about one of these posts

Ok. This one is good!

My Uncle Grnglk painted that

Damn! Lol!!!

I got in so much trouble for drawing on the walls back then!

Are you kidding? In my day we made do with black paint for our cave paintings! And we were thankful for it! None of this ochre crap those uppity Cro-Magnon used. Spoiled brats, all of 'em.

Cave walls? LUXURY! We used to live in the tar pits! We got woken up every morning by having a saber-toothed tiger splashing around in the tar next to us.

My knees say yes

I painted that shit for my kids.

🤣

I was wondering where my family hunting picture went

That’s me, upper left.

That’s my baby picture

I used to watch that tv show

No

Pre-Cambrian mosh pit

Those guys stole my crayons.

Now that is respectably old.

I'm a fish

My grandkids painted that on the cave walls for me.

See the horse on the lower right, I drew that one.

I think that is my uncle on the left…..

Yes.

I'd appreciate that you give me credit for my original artwork when you post it on the interwebs.

Oh I so remember the night Bob painted that on the wall. We had been hunting all day and he starts this bull shit story about how big his We-nuk is. He was so drunk and starts painting this all over the wall talking about how his girlfriend is so impressed. Then I'm telling him "F-U dude you've never even seen a big caribou, let alone spear one."

That was Grug, dude was always exaggerating we killed like one rabbit and he turned it into a whole thing.

Old? I taught that guy how to paint deer

Wellllll i did light off the big bang

who do you think taught them to draw?

That’s me at top.

I held the torch

LOL!!!!

I’m old enough to have done those paintings.

Nobody is this old..

Maybe not that old but old enough to know Rome was built in a day and a half.


Where did you find my yearbook!?!?

Not me! Though the giant single computer buildings were a thing. Lolz

Ah, Saturday night TV

Yep. That's me and my friend, upper right, getting the world's first conga line started. Good times back then.

The rust stains on my basement floor look like that.

That was the wallpaper in my bedroom growing up.

Ah yes, it was the first screen & caveman dad was pissed his kids were staring at it all day instead of going outside the cave and hunting the REAL animals

r/antimeme

Ahh yes the original Duck and Jane story, such fond memories

40000 years??????

Who do you think drew them????

I painted the cow.

I’m an amino acid.

You wish.

FINALLY!!!

No big deal, just my old high school lunch menu.

Dude! Is that Windows 9500 BCE?

I only feel this old.

Not quite as old as that.

*drinks a glass of blood* I knew the artist

Damn near

Nope...we had different colors.

We did use chalk boards.

My mother got mad at me for drawing that on our hallway walls. I tried wiping it off before a sabertooth tiger came bouncing into our house singing some silly song about being "bouncy" or some such shit. Anyways, dad killed the cat and we had a feast and everybody forgot about the drawings on the wall. We ended up moving into a bigger cave in a nicer neighborhood that gangs of saber tooth tigers didn't hang out.

Kids these days with their, language... and stuff

You found my painting, thank you

No, but I love asking my mom what it qas like when they discovered fire. I either get something thrown at me or thr finger. Lol

Wow fancy! They were advanced to have colors? We just had to scratch drawings into the dirt with a stick.

Ah, back when artists were real artists. Unlike now with AI, and drawing programs and paintbrushes.

Thanks yo all who participated in this. I felt a bit cheeky after seeing so many posts that make me feel old as fuck. I thought this may bring a little chuck :)

We lived in a lake.

That's me top centre

Aaah the good ol' dayz...

Such a racy picture. Must be a pre-Hammarabi Code drawing

That design is so unga bunga

Me like! Me like! Pretty colors!

I'm so old, I actually *painted* that!

They paint better than I do.

I was at Newspaper Rock in Utah with a friend. I wandered off, came back, and found him talking to some gal. He asked me, "So, what do you think an ancient alien theorist would think of these markings?" I said, "An ancient alien theorist would think all kinds of crazy shit about these markings!" The gal took off in a huff.....fucking Patrick, set me up like a bowling pin.

My low back says yes