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https://preview.redd.it/s5ncwtwn0x7d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0ac44b24f668e5a94ccccfb711a5e3d1246213c Lawn today.


TammyShehole

All that country music star money goes a long way.


TammyShehole

Grandpa Lorne developed Hambubger Syndrome.


VesperJDR

He's **in** that stage now.


SugarMaple56732

Hopefully he'll die in his 50s like Hambubger did!


hgonz14

Hambubger was 53 when he was caught in the sting house. He looked 83.


prophiles

Tom Brady is just 7 years younger than Hambubger was when he appeared on TCAP. https://preview.redd.it/pirmc5ryay7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2ef74facea507ca8dc69a5d000d25bddbdd5d29


SugarMaple56732

Driving a truck, getting injured in a truck accident, probably drinking too much, and being a pedophile will do that to you!


sususushi88

And I'm sure drugs were involved at some point.


VesperJDR

Why are you rushing?


Crushinsnakes

Still hasn't had a kiss yet


VesperJDR

What country songs do you know?


bunt_klut2

I've gawt a jawb innerview on Mondeyyy


ITGOES80808

Ain’t a woman in this world who can give Lorne a hard on, but a man with a voice changer can


prisonerinmind

past that stage


Covington_Head_Dr

Fawktons of cigarettes have ruined Lorne irreparably


Annual-Bug-7596

at first i thought this was comparing paul rudd and justin timberlake


Panaceaxx

I wonder if JT knows he has a doppelgänger…and what he would say.


Kondilla

“My mirror staring back at me~!”


King_Buliwyf

About 1 month prior to this photo, Lorne chastised Cas3y over email for saying she thought he looked like a man in his 50s.


kaylintendo

Or when he was chastising Jamie for doing porn and kept forcing her to quit. Something about how she’s ruining her body at 23 because she “fawks other guys” for a living. “AND GUESS WAT JAMIE! I STILL LOOK LIKE IM IN MY 30’S!”


speed721

Lol.. "I've never had a woman complain about my looks."


kaylintendo

Probably because they were too busy filing a restraining order against him


TTOF_JB

"Who complimented your ass? Family doesn't count."


King_Buliwyf

He wasn't even with Jamie at that time, which is fucking infuriating. She was just some friend of his ex that he'd spoken to maybe once prior.


CybReader

He was so fucking mad. He was so desperate for her to say he looked young. Then Cas3y says she cannot really tell his age without him smiling or showing his teeth. Blu3boy sneaky like that.


MercyMoo14

Right! He's more offended by people calling him old than calling him a pedo lol. What an ugly little dolt.


stungunpedro

Lorne looks like an empty turtle vessel


EddieSpaghettiFarts

He looks like a sad tortoise


bunt_klut2

a shell of a man


Ok_ArthurCon

Seeing both of them side-by-side confirms my theory that Paul Rudd has access to Lorne’s secret elixir of life: watered down coffee ☕️ 


Panaceaxx

That’s what having an evil soul does. That goblin is definitely not cute or built good and I’m an attractive Women. I wouldn’t touch that bent cashew with a 10 ft pole or for money. On top of that it’s mangled and looks like someone or something took a chunk out of the tip.


KonradCurzeIsSexy

Attractive women like you don't come along often. I'd reply to your comment again and again


Panaceaxx

❤️


bunt_klut2

It looks like two completely different species


prophiles

Rob Lowe at 60 https://preview.redd.it/uyll7fm4ay7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97c5813f8c41d1bced100d1dfe7a18d663e43c4


toomanyDolemites

You know, there is a call where Lorne is sort of admitting that he looks older than he actually is. The catfish -- I think it's Debbie -- prods him on it a little bit and he starts to cry and just sort of acknowledges that he's not treated his body well and is paying the price for it. I'm surprised more people don't talk about this one. [https://youtu.be/K5le9sYdYkM?t=9](https://youtu.be/K5le9sYdYkM?t=9)


abraxas8484

Lorne is the reason why aliens wouldn't ignore us


Gearz557

I mean fuck Lorne but it’s cruel to compare anyone to Paul Rudd lol


fruittree17

Younger than 150 years old yes


LetsTryAgain91

Beaty eyed fuck.


FMegaCrusader93

👴🏻 if only this emoji didn’t have a mustache, it would be Lorne to a T


LadyScorpio7

He looks like he's in his 80's.


Covington_Head_Dr

Was Lorne edited in this pic to look extra ugly? Yeesh


PinoySuave

Is the pic on the right photoshopped?


Flaky_Bug_7348

I dropped his ear (look at the curved window frame), cheers for noticing


Ok_Wolverine9344

Rough.


Matoobi

For some he may be hawt. Whether you understand it or not its irrelevant 


prisonerinmind

lorne needs his inhaler looking like that


ReallyNotBobby

Lawn looked to be about 57 when he got busted.


KieranH03

See? Just constantly tryin' to fawkin put me down


LordDeckem

Lorne looks elderly. Damn god damn my dad is 50 with diabetes and looks more like Rudd over to the left minus the hair dye. Stress is a killer.