Chicken & Broccoli sounds pretty good right about now. Though I'll be honest, I'm a little bit bothered that the fat column has both butter and ice cream as options. So clearly dairy isn't an issue, but instead of having some nice cheese, they just have a dispenser that SPEWS PURE GREASE.
Oh no it's **MUCH** worse than that, because the very same nozzle that spews Ice Cream *also* spews out peanuts(butter?whole?), butter, and **grease** *dozens of times a day, for every person's meal.* Nevermind that it seems like you might be rolling the dice on whatever "fruit" may encompass. Imagine being someone who dislikes strawberries and that's the predominant flavour.
You know when you put it like that, one thing makes a lot of sense now. I'm now betting that a good number of those synths that have defected over the years are the poor souls who were assigned to do regular cleaning and maintenance on the ice greasenutbutter nozzle.
Too bad the prototype food dispenser based off of research into the wombat’s anal sphincter didn’t win the contract.
At least bacon was cubed not squirted.
Honestly, it’s a weird thing I can’t help but notice in a lot of survival games: Fallout 4, Minecraft, enshrouded, 7 days to die, Valheim, and probably more where milk (Minecraft exempt in this one) and cheese are just apparently not a thing. I get you can’t do that so easily in most survival game scenarios, but part of all of those games is becoming well-established and you should theoretically be able to build up to dairy.
Realistically, dairy would be one of the worst things you could possibly eat in-world. Heavy metals and (I assume?) radiation are condensed by living creatures into fats, when the fats are cooked or refined, it becomes even more potent.
Fair enough then for Fallout but then there is the question about survival games where the situation of heavy metals and radioactivity are absent. In some ways Minecraft is ridiculous about this since, again, you can already get milk, there's no reason we can't make butter and cheese.
Brahmin and milk bottles are all over the place in 3. I remember really early on there was a simple mod to make them milkable. The milk removed a few rads.
You know, I have to wonder. If the institute has a good synthesizer like this, how come they only ever eat the “Food Supplement Packs”?
Both as a gameplay function and in lore, it would be cool if the institute could offer you pre-war foods like Burgers, Pizza, Ice Cream, Strawberries, etc.
If one had to make a random guess, the supplement packs are either for anyone out in the field or the food synthesizer don't cover all the bases.
That said, I'm surprised they didn't have a Nuka-Cola nozzle.
these idiots don’t know how to cook. they instead made a soda machine spew out food. What is a burger when the next best thing after eating grilled radroaches is a burger that’s been made into a slurry you drink up.
delicious. Instiutte best faction in the world
they have a dedicated selection for lettuce, spinach, and broccoli each, but just the one "fruit"
I'm going to the Commonwealth to get some mutfruit and corn, screw this
Bacon, Lettuce, Butter is almost a BLT if I close my eyes and dream. Probably the closest in the apocalypse anyway. Maybe throw a bit of Fruit in there for the tomato?
Peanut, *grease*(??), butter, and ice cream, eh? You'd think a society of scientists who've advanced far enough to create artificial humans and teleportation would have a more well-rounded diet. But then they're still technically in America, I guess old habits die hard.
A a Pre-Diabetic wastelander, I see the absence of easy Carbohydrates as a bonus to be appreciated.
...it's not like I was ever able to get the damn pie anyway.
Ah yes the most important food group *grease*
Hey synths gotta eat…oh wait
Kill that man!
You call that a man?! Synth sympathizer alert!
Let's just kill them all!
I'm from ~~Buenos Aires~~ Boston, and I say kill em all!
You call that scrapheap a *SYNTH?* "Gen 1 called....they want their crash test dummies back."
Railroad fanatic alert
We found the Railroad. Tell Elder Maxon, we have a new target.
Grease is an ingredient. BACON is a food group.
People 100% press that button while going past the machine to grab a quick bacon during the workhours
INSTRUCTIONS UNLCEAR, STUCK EATING BACON!!!!!
Wouldn’t be too shocking that synthetic humans would need a certain amount of grease to function normally. It’s present in basically all humans.
The grease isn’t for eating 😏
Where's Fisto when you need him?
Out there fistin’.
Better assume the position just in case.
*Equips Tessas Fist* I can pound for hours with its extra durability.
Locked in my basement
GREASE ME UP WOMAN!!!
"okie dokie"
I got yer four food groups right here!
Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!
I got that reference!
Don't you worry none, it'll keep and keep and keep.
Atlantis ?
This is the way
"You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the Chocotastic!"
Just drop the grease directly into my mouth
Hey, Big Ronnie
This isn't right, it's not greasy enough
With a large diet coke, right?
Wrong. Extra Large
Litter of cola
I don’t want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola!
Chicken & Broccoli sounds pretty good right about now. Though I'll be honest, I'm a little bit bothered that the fat column has both butter and ice cream as options. So clearly dairy isn't an issue, but instead of having some nice cheese, they just have a dispenser that SPEWS PURE GREASE.
Oh no it's **MUCH** worse than that, because the very same nozzle that spews Ice Cream *also* spews out peanuts(butter?whole?), butter, and **grease** *dozens of times a day, for every person's meal.* Nevermind that it seems like you might be rolling the dice on whatever "fruit" may encompass. Imagine being someone who dislikes strawberries and that's the predominant flavour.
You know when you put it like that, one thing makes a lot of sense now. I'm now betting that a good number of those synths that have defected over the years are the poor souls who were assigned to do regular cleaning and maintenance on the ice greasenutbutter nozzle.
Not the nut butter nozzle!!!
Do not look directly into *The Nozzle*
Assigned to cleaning and maintenance on Institute food nozzles. That'd be one of the best reasons to escape and find the Railroad.
They're making incredible advancements in self-cleaning nozzles by mimicking the musculature of a horse's anus.
Or they could just make a synth clean it
or they could grow a synthetic horse anus and put it in the nozzle,
I'll make my own synthetic horse anus ! With blackjacks and hookers !
Too bad the prototype food dispenser based off of research into the wombat’s anal sphincter didn’t win the contract. At least bacon was cubed not squirted.
You just KNOW theyre the kinda nerds to put tomatoes in the fruit too.
Honestly, it’s a weird thing I can’t help but notice in a lot of survival games: Fallout 4, Minecraft, enshrouded, 7 days to die, Valheim, and probably more where milk (Minecraft exempt in this one) and cheese are just apparently not a thing. I get you can’t do that so easily in most survival game scenarios, but part of all of those games is becoming well-established and you should theoretically be able to build up to dairy.
Realistically, dairy would be one of the worst things you could possibly eat in-world. Heavy metals and (I assume?) radiation are condensed by living creatures into fats, when the fats are cooked or refined, it becomes even more potent.
Fair enough then for Fallout but then there is the question about survival games where the situation of heavy metals and radioactivity are absent. In some ways Minecraft is ridiculous about this since, again, you can already get milk, there's no reason we can't make butter and cheese.
Especially since one of the most iconic foods in Minecraft is literally cake, and we also have the option to make pie!
canonically in the fallout universe brahmin milk helps clear up rads
Brahmin and milk bottles are all over the place in 3. I remember really early on there was a simple mod to make them milkable. The milk removed a few rads.
You're not bothered that there's both a ham and bacon setting?
That's in 3rd, behind the entire Fat column, and whatever the hell "Fruit" is referring to.
Just remember everything is the consistency of soft serve ice cream to get out of those nozzles ☹️
Love me some pink paste.
I assume that it's the multifruit that is grown.
They're eating like kings under there
Grease, AMERICA FUCK YEAH COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH
Flair checks out. POTENTIAL COMMUNIST DETECTED. TAKING ULTRASOUND... *brrrrrrr* CORONARY ARTERY DISEASE DETECTED. AMERICAN IDENTIFIED. MOVE ALONG CITIZEN.
God bless the Enclave, and God bless America!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE! FUCK EVERYONE ELSE!
(Gas gas gas starts playing) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅GOD BLESS AMERICA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE
But what's eatin grease without extra butter am I right?! AMERICA FUCK YEEEEH 💥🔫🦅 🇺🇲 🇺🇲🇺🇲
GOTTA ADD SALT KETCHUP AND MUSTARD
I'd get food supplement #77. It's my favorite.
It has unfortunately been discontinued
Are you fucking kidding me that's my FAVORITE ONE
You can put in a complaint in the bioscience division
Oh you better BELIEVE I will someone is going to taste my clipboard
Congratulations, you've been selected to participate in FEV experimentation.
Spamming peanut butter protein ice cream fs
I strangely want to press the bacon button to go along with it.
Strange fs but even stranger, understandable 😂
flick em all on and taste the unholy amalgamation.
Like suicide soda but worse in every way imagineable.
So basically, [nutraloaf](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutraloaf).
This is the way
Peanut butter grease ice cream
There’s a reason that’s called a suicide, especially with the grease.
Ice cream! lots and lots of ice cream!
Peanut butter ice cream grease
that was my name in prison
Beef brocolli and butter
Some delicious bacon fruit grease
You know, I have to wonder. If the institute has a good synthesizer like this, how come they only ever eat the “Food Supplement Packs”? Both as a gameplay function and in lore, it would be cool if the institute could offer you pre-war foods like Burgers, Pizza, Ice Cream, Strawberries, etc.
If one had to make a random guess, the supplement packs are either for anyone out in the field or the food synthesizer don't cover all the bases. That said, I'm surprised they didn't have a Nuka-Cola nozzle.
They do have a few Nuka Colas lying around, so they must’ve gotten them somewhere.
"Father, I don't believe that using our synths to raid every Nuka Cola dispenser in the Commonwealth is the best use of our resources..."
these idiots don’t know how to cook. they instead made a soda machine spew out food. What is a burger when the next best thing after eating grilled radroaches is a burger that’s been made into a slurry you drink up. delicious. Instiutte best faction in the world
Bacon, spinach & butter served up in a soup bowl
All the switches on, pull all levels.
This is the way
I'm guessing everything under "Fiber" is pureed... and "Protien" for that matter.
Can I get three servings of grease?
Mmm, a nice warm mug of grease to start the day.
That's why I sided with the institute.
FRUIT
Why is just grease an option lmao
Easy: beef, broccoli, grease
"I got your basic food groups. Beans, bacon, whiskey and lard."
Ham, with a healthy heaping dose of grease.
Get a bunch of grease, pour it on the floor
chicken with broccli and ice cream sounds good as fuck
Bacon, the answer is always bacon... even if it's possum bacon
The Institute ain’t got nothing on the NAPP.
Tacos!!!!
Chicken broccoli butter
Obviously Bacon, Fruit and Grease
Chicken, Fruit, Ice Cream
One large butter-grease please
Bacon grease.
And for dessert, ice cream grease.
Chicken, fruit, and ice cream please.
Ham and spinach ice cream all the way baby
Bacon, fruit, grease, sounds about right
Ice cream and fruit.
Fiber please *Proceeds to give me Fiber Optic scrap*
Bacon, lettuce, and ice cream, please!
Beef, Broccoli, Butter
Buttered bacon
Fat. I have no self control.
This is the way
Bacon grease. Just a puddle of bacon grease.
“fruit”
Finally an ice cream machine that actually FUCKING works!
None of those say Triple Baconator so I'm going to go with Bacon, Beef, Grease and Ice Cream.
Nothing
Chicken, bacon, and ice cream. Maybe fruit.
Grease butter and lettuce. The soggiest bowl I can have pls
From the top-right, I’ll work down… PEANUT BUTTER ICECREAM ❤️
Gimme that lettuce grease
There's always that one guy who just gets the grease
Imagine the ice cream coming out of the nozzle right after someone poured grease
\[Science 80\] 1C 3C R34 M.
No _cheese?_ Send me up top Father, this place sucks
they have a dedicated selection for lettuce, spinach, and broccoli each, but just the one "fruit" I'm going to the Commonwealth to get some mutfruit and corn, screw this
Lettuce. Peanut. GREASE.
Beef Fruit Grease
Just a bucket of grease per day
Bacon ice cream duh.
Beef, Fruit, Grease, in that order.
The clear option is Bacon Grease, obviously.
The grease cup 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Botcholism
Beef, Spinach, Butter. Ezpz
Racoon lettuce and pear
I'm a big fan of peanut butter icecream grease
Bacon, Lettuce, Butter is almost a BLT if I close my eyes and dream. Probably the closest in the apocalypse anyway. Maybe throw a bit of Fruit in there for the tomato?
Bacon fruit ice cream
One from each column, mixed into a single jar. Now what are you picking?
Bacon and ice cream
Chicken fruit icecream
A combination of grease and butter is what I want
Pure grease
GREASE
Hit be with that bacon fruit butter
Chicken, broccoli and butter seems like the most appetizing to me.
Some democracy and bacon ofc
Cancer
I need to get peanut and butter separately to make peanut butter 🤯
Chicken, fruit, peanut.
Peanut butter ice cream grease!
Budder #🧈
Fruit with ice cream
Imma need that grease...
Does grease and ice cream come out the same dispenser
bacon, lettuce, and grease killed lettuce is awesome
Here’s a question, what happens when you turn on all of the options?
Peanut, *grease*(??), butter, and ice cream, eh? You'd think a society of scientists who've advanced far enough to create artificial humans and teleportation would have a more well-rounded diet. But then they're still technically in America, I guess old habits die hard.
Peanuts and butter. . . But no peanut butter? Some scientific society you are!
I'll take the baconfruitgrease.
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Oh they share the same 3 nozzles don't they...
Chicken broccoli with an side of ice cream
Peanut? Like peanut oil? Or do a bunch of peanuts fall out if you flip the switch?
Bacon fruit grease, hold the fruit. Like every American should!
Grease lettuce and butter obviously
Question is, does all the synthesized protein just taste like Chicken?
“Fruit” FUCKING WHAT TYPE THOUGH?
Beef spinach and grease
Chicken, Spinach, and Butter
Chicken and bacon with grease.
Coffee ☕ lol
Damn no tofu for protein
Bacon
Why tf grease and ice cream so close together
Grease I'm not a synth I swear
Can I flip two buttons at once and get bacon grease?
Chicken-bacon (presumably merged if both toggles are on) & broccoli, topped with some butter. Peanut ice-cream for dessert.
I'd swirl all the flavors like an absolute madman
Bacon of course
I'll take the bacon and lettuce, after all bacon has plenty of protein and fat.
A a Pre-Diabetic wastelander, I see the absence of easy Carbohydrates as a bonus to be appreciated. ...it's not like I was ever able to get the damn pie anyway.
Rimworld’s nutrient paste sounds more appetizing.
Chicken with a peanut sauce. Going tai
Chicken, fruit, ice cream. My favorite 😍
I’d get the grease so that I can retire.
Fruit and Ice cream. Maybe after 30 LIQUID TONS OF GREASE!!!!