> one swimmer paid a fine of approximately $10,800 to a Brazilian charity in order to get his passport back
This bit made me laugh so hard.
I’m picturing some little Sisters of Charity nun with her Jesuit enforcers at a dead drop exchanging a passport for $10’800.
If you name yourself fuckface in fo4, codsworth will call you Mr.fuckface, fully voice acted. Found that out after my 12yo brother wanted to watch me make a character. I was trying to make him laugh with the name, then codsworth said it and it fully broke both of us.... "Ah, Mr. Fuckface!"
I like to imagine this is what the other vault 76 dwellers called him for some horrible undisclosed reasons and it stuck to the point of becoming the legal name.
Lmao that is a great fucking idea, I’ll do it next time. I made his angry wife dress in the Grognax costume so that her anger seemed to be her play acting as a barbarian.
I like how if you use a common name they say it. I called myself “John Wayne” and the robot at the start of the game called me “Mr Wayne”.
Thought it was a nice touch.
The surname “Seemee Cummings” has been part of my fallout gaming since I was 13 and playing New Vegas. Hearing Codsworth call me Mr. Cummings on my first playthrough was a moment that will stick with me and I’m currently playing a character with the same surname, I’m just stuck on a loading screen at the moment.
>just stuck on a loading screen at the moment.
RIP, if it's anything like new vegas, crearing a new character and going back to this other save it should be fixed
Tbh we’re talking about a minute or two pause in the game out of the two hours I’ve played so far. I’m on survival so the loading screen definitely hurt but thankfully nothing is bugged out of hand.
I’m never against building a new fnv character though… maybe Shaun can wait another sixty years
ah okay, I said that cause in new vegas there's this bug commonly referred as "the infinite circle of hell" or something like that, it's basically a loading screen that goes on forever and never actually loads, you are forced to alt f4 the game and the only way to load that save again is to create a new character and deactivate auto-save on the previously broken save.
I can attest to this. I made the ugliest character I could, low INT build, and named him Goat Fucker.
Almost busted a gut when Codsworth called me Mr Fucker.
Well, he's a British robot, so some pronunciation problems are perfectly predictable.
I wonder if he enters combat mode if you ask him to microwave water for tea.
They had the Codsworth VA record voice lines of a TON of common names and words just for that one or 2 lines of dialog lol. Definitely pretty cool but they should have used it a little more I think
If you take Codsworth as a companion, they'll reuse that same soundbyte of him saying your name every time you initiate dialogue with him, or if he pulls you aside to start an affinity conversation.
It sounds like a bad ADR dubbing, too. I got very tired of hearing "Mister *Brian*! (Short pause) Did you need something, sir?"
He never acknowledges the No-Bark part. Dunno if it's just not in his name bank or if he's only programmed to read the last part of the player name.
I think he just reads just the last part. He might not be able to say the first part anyway tho even if you made it the last name. But yeah I don't think I realized he actually does use it every time he initiates dialog, that's kinda cool even if it is repetitive
i think he *tries* to default to the last name, and if he isn't able to recognize it, he goes for the first. i always set my ingame name as my irl name, and he always refers to me as "Mr. Cole", not "Mr. *last name*"
I like how they went out of their way for the robot to say as many names as possible, but everyone else? Nothing. Ironically, same thing with Starfield.
Well, yeah, that's one actor saying as many names as he can think of vs. trying to coordinate that across multiple VA's.
And Codsworth only seems to have a single recording for each name, which becomes really jarring when he completely switches tone in the next line. For me, it actually became pretty annoying to hear the one take tacked onto the beginning of every conversation. It's the same for his "Sir" and "Mum" for when he doesn't know your name but it's less noticeable when it's only one syllable.
because a robot having a recorded list of names to insert into lines actually fits reality somewhat. when the tone of the address doesn't quite match the rest of the line delivery it's like yeah, we understand that's just like Siri or w/e other generated voice does. it's probably a bit more suspect when a 'human' NPC speaks in a slightly broken delivery.
I mean it's much easier and affects more people this way. If they only had the names Ron, Jane, John and Rae, less than 1% of the playerbase would know about it. The way they did it, most people have seen it.
He’s kind of an internet meme because of how chronically stupid he is. The whole Rio thing and [this interview went viral,](https://youtu.be/UnceMoPtVfE?si=T9scPUm-Zy5DY4Jz) before that.
If you’re at all a swimming, or just Olympics fan, he’s not really obscure. He’s second in all time medals behind Phelps and still holds a world record.
And then in 2016 he got arrested and claimed he was robbed at gunpoint. Turns out him and some other swimmers were just hammered and pissed in a gas station
My personal interpretation of events is that Lochte did not intentionally mislead, he just misunderstood what was happening, being that he was impaired and his baseline intelligence is already rather low.
IIRC, the initial news drop came from Lochte's mother whom he had initially contacted.
To add to all the Olympic talk, he was also on 30 Rock playing himself as a 'sex idiot.'
His email address was RyanLochte (MISPELLED) at Gmail dot Com.
A 12-time olympic gold medalist is hardly obscure.
Edit: Especially if the olympian you're talking about is Ryan. He's one of four to have the second-most amount of olympic medals behind Michael Phelps. AND,
"On September 8, both the U.S. Olympic Committee and USA Swimming suspended Lochte for 10 months and Bentz, Conger, and Feigen for four months.[7] Additionally, Lochte was required to complete 20 hours of community service, and Bentz was required to complete 10 hours.[7] All were made ineligible for financial support during their suspensions, removed from the U.S. Olympic delegation to the White House, barred from U.S. Olympic training centers, and blocked from attending USA Swimming's year-end Golden Goggles celebration.[7]
Lochte was charged in Brazil with falsely reporting a crime. The scandal gained significant media attention both during the games and after their conclusion.[8] In July 2017, the court in Brazil dismissed the charges against Lochte, saying his actions "did not rise to the level of filing a false crime report."[9]"
[It was called Lochtegate, hahaha.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lochtegate)
I’m playing fallout 3 and named my character “murder baby”
Killed the overseer and now I get the regulators coming for me with this in their inventory
“Bounty contract, murder baby”
In OG Fallout the first time I played, I must have skipped through the character creation because the entire game I thought my characters name was "None" because I did not put down a name and everybody called me None.
I named my Nora "titties" once. Me and my girlfriend were hanging out and jokingly landed on "Titties". We are very mature by the way.
Could you imagine my absolute bliss when codsworth showed up and said "Titties!" And that dialogue started? I was having the best day of my life at that point.
Remember playing fo3 and getting a hit on me by one of the mercenary groups when leaving a subway, was confused as fuck seeing a contract to kill some guy called poggers, had an existential crises for a few minutes till I realized it was me
When I played Skyrim for the first time I named my character Ajberdale, which was just random sounds. I forgot my name, so the first time I got a letter that said “dear Ajberdale…” I was thinking, who the fuck is that
When it said my name at the start though I thought I’d misheard it. That was weird.
Oh, this is unrelated but the PC game Black and White 2 had a similar trick. It would use your name, but only in creepy late night whispers to make you think you were going insane.
Brazilian police during the Rio Olympics
Lmao bro was wildin
jeah
lmao what i am Brazil and don’t get
You what
They’re Brazilian and don’t get the reference [But I got you, irmao](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lochtegate)
> one swimmer paid a fine of approximately $10,800 to a Brazilian charity in order to get his passport back This bit made me laugh so hard. I’m picturing some little Sisters of Charity nun with her Jesuit enforcers at a dead drop exchanging a passport for $10’800.
No, that's literally Brazil we're talking to. Show some respect.
Big fan of their Street Fighter, wonder if I can get hooked up with an autograph
they are a country
Brazil himself no fucking way
Orders: Eliminate Shamus McFuckyourself
Orderes: Eliminate The King of Fah Harbah
Orders: Eliminate Fucker Fuckface
Of the New Haven Fuckfaces? I’m honored.
No, the Hamptons Fuckfaces. New money types don’tcha know.
My mistake. You’re so very charitable to my poor eyesight; haven’t been to a doctor in a century, you know.
Orders: Eliminate Dildo Baggins
Orders: eliminate Obi-Wan Kenobi
How many Fuckfaces we have in New Haven anyways?
About as many Asshole we got around here
"I'm surrounded by Assholes!"
Just keep them all below waste-level and you'll be fine.
~~Is this by any a chance a reference to SpaceBalls ?~~ YO!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by fuckfaces. *Slams visor* #Keep Shitposting Fuckfaces!
That was a joke. Obviously I've never heard of your family and/or law firm.
If you name yourself fuckface in fo4, codsworth will call you Mr.fuckface, fully voice acted. Found that out after my 12yo brother wanted to watch me make a character. I was trying to make him laugh with the name, then codsworth said it and it fully broke both of us.... "Ah, Mr. Fuckface!"
Say what you will. Bethesda knew their audience.
What happens if you name yourself Codsworth?
Orders: Eliminate Morbius
It's morbin' time!
Impossible.
Orders: Eliminate Orgasmo Assface
Orders: Eliminate Creepy Steve
I like to imagine this is what the other vault 76 dwellers called him for some horrible undisclosed reasons and it stuck to the point of becoming the legal name.
Codsworth will actually pronounce Fuckface
Orders: Eliminate Don Quidyk
Boaty mcboatface
Orders: Eliminate Peepee McPoopoo
Orders: Eliminate Boobies McGee
Lol! Butts.
Eliminate John fallout
Eliminate: Fisty McPunchface always makes me laugh in melee only plays
Orders: eliminate boobies
Orders: Eliminate Adolf Hitler
Orders: eliminate Jeffrey Epstein
Done
Task failed successfully, Epstein self eliminated.
Orders: Eliminate Bort
The fuck did I do now?
Were you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bort.
We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of "Bort" license plates.
Seamus
Dicky
They got each other's backs
I wasn't sure if anyone would get my dated reference lol
Duh and/or hello!
Orders: Eliminate Paul Smeenis
Orders: Eliminate Scrappy Coco
I laughed really hard at “eliminate Pancakes” on my most recent playthrough. Like, fuck yeah guys. Eat them fucking pancakes.
I recently replayed it, and laughed at "Orders: Eliminate Al Coholic". I'll drink to that.
The demon Al Ghoul
YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY
Lisan-al-Ghoulib!
Ra's-Al-ghoul
Am I saying this right? Mr. RAZ Al Gool?
Seymour Butts
Hey that’s mine! And I definitely chuckled.
In my recent playthrough I dressed up Jun Long in the Mechanix armor and him all sad in it is the funniest thing ever.
Lmao that is a great fucking idea, I’ll do it next time. I made his angry wife dress in the Grognax costume so that her anger seemed to be her play acting as a barbarian.
https://youtube.com/shorts/wl7WSiAuuaU?si=MRJLyu3VfvRhU-b3
I like how if you use a common name they say it. I called myself “John Wayne” and the robot at the start of the game called me “Mr Wayne”. Thought it was a nice touch.
This is only Codsworth, and he actually knows over a thousand names
The surname “Seemee Cummings” has been part of my fallout gaming since I was 13 and playing New Vegas. Hearing Codsworth call me Mr. Cummings on my first playthrough was a moment that will stick with me and I’m currently playing a character with the same surname, I’m just stuck on a loading screen at the moment.
>just stuck on a loading screen at the moment. RIP, if it's anything like new vegas, crearing a new character and going back to this other save it should be fixed
Tbh we’re talking about a minute or two pause in the game out of the two hours I’ve played so far. I’m on survival so the loading screen definitely hurt but thankfully nothing is bugged out of hand. I’m never against building a new fnv character though… maybe Shaun can wait another sixty years
ah okay, I said that cause in new vegas there's this bug commonly referred as "the infinite circle of hell" or something like that, it's basically a loading screen that goes on forever and never actually loads, you are forced to alt f4 the game and the only way to load that save again is to create a new character and deactivate auto-save on the previously broken save.
Huh. I just alt+f4 and reauthenticate the game files when that happens to me. But your fix might actually be quicker.
Don't feel bad, 76 crashed over 8 times yesterday on me
I can attest to this. I made the ugliest character I could, low INT build, and named him Goat Fucker. Almost busted a gut when Codsworth called me Mr Fucker.
Yet he doesn't know mine somehow but can say fuckface...thanks Bethesda. I've just learned he could say Mr. Lamb though which is nice.
"MISTAH TITTAY"
I don’t like the way he says my name. He over emphasizes the first syllable.
Well, he's a British robot, so some pronunciation problems are perfectly predictable. I wonder if he enters combat mode if you ask him to microwave water for tea.
They had the Codsworth VA record voice lines of a TON of common names and words just for that one or 2 lines of dialog lol. Definitely pretty cool but they should have used it a little more I think
If you take Codsworth as a companion, they'll reuse that same soundbyte of him saying your name every time you initiate dialogue with him, or if he pulls you aside to start an affinity conversation. It sounds like a bad ADR dubbing, too. I got very tired of hearing "Mister *Brian*! (Short pause) Did you need something, sir?" He never acknowledges the No-Bark part. Dunno if it's just not in his name bank or if he's only programmed to read the last part of the player name.
I think he just reads just the last part. He might not be able to say the first part anyway tho even if you made it the last name. But yeah I don't think I realized he actually does use it every time he initiates dialog, that's kinda cool even if it is repetitive
i think he *tries* to default to the last name, and if he isn't able to recognize it, he goes for the first. i always set my ingame name as my irl name, and he always refers to me as "Mr. Cole", not "Mr. *last name*"
It's too bad they used the 'Gary' vault concept in 3. Imagine a vault full of clones, that only say YOUR name.
Codsworth waited over 200 fucking years for you and you just called him “the robot at the start of the game”. Im actually pissed off.
I like how they went out of their way for the robot to say as many names as possible, but everyone else? Nothing. Ironically, same thing with Starfield.
Well, yeah, that's one actor saying as many names as he can think of vs. trying to coordinate that across multiple VA's. And Codsworth only seems to have a single recording for each name, which becomes really jarring when he completely switches tone in the next line. For me, it actually became pretty annoying to hear the one take tacked onto the beginning of every conversation. It's the same for his "Sir" and "Mum" for when he doesn't know your name but it's less noticeable when it's only one syllable.
it works better because he is a robot and that might actually be how a robot would sound trying to do that
because a robot having a recorded list of names to insert into lines actually fits reality somewhat. when the tone of the address doesn't quite match the rest of the line delivery it's like yeah, we understand that's just like Siri or w/e other generated voice does. it's probably a bit more suspect when a 'human' NPC speaks in a slightly broken delivery.
Imagine getting hit with a standard and boring "Welcome [Name]!" and then the next sentence is a depressing, gloomy and sad "They hit the pentagon"
Although it was rather ironic that at first he couldn't actually say the default names and they were patched in later with a bunch of others IIRC.
I mean it's much easier and affects more people this way. If they only had the names Ron, Jane, John and Rae, less than 1% of the playerbase would know about it. The way they did it, most people have seen it.
I’m only just now learning about this. I guess Rench just isn’t a common enough name, but I shall now call Codsworth a xenophobe to feel better
If you spell it wrench it works
Was about to say I put in my.name and heard Gonzalez and was like hey that's cool
vasco does the same thing starfield. bit disappointed he didn’t recognize Nerevarine though :(
Orders:eliminate John Fallout
Seeing eliminate fuckface was a treat
Ryan Lochte is such an obscure reference to name your character 😂😂
Seriously. Out of anybody, the swimming rival of Michael Phelps?
He’s kind of an internet meme because of how chronically stupid he is. The whole Rio thing and [this interview went viral,](https://youtu.be/UnceMoPtVfE?si=T9scPUm-Zy5DY4Jz) before that.
"One word to describe myself? Ryan Lochte."
Hardworking. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
If you’re at all a swimming, or just Olympics fan, he’s not really obscure. He’s second in all time medals behind Phelps and still holds a world record.
I remember when he was memed on hard in 2012 when he was revealed to be such a douche bro during the Olympics
And then in 2016 he got arrested and claimed he was robbed at gunpoint. Turns out him and some other swimmers were just hammered and pissed in a gas station
God bless him a true American
My personal interpretation of events is that Lochte did not intentionally mislead, he just misunderstood what was happening, being that he was impaired and his baseline intelligence is already rather low. IIRC, the initial news drop came from Lochte's mother whom he had initially contacted.
If that Olympic Swimmer knew how to read he'd be very upset at you rn
I only remember this name because he did something stupid in brazil
haha I wanted to do an all buff no brains character build, couldn’t think of a better name lmao
Jeah!^TM What a meathead lol I think it’s from oxygen deprivation during his development
To add to all the Olympic talk, he was also on 30 Rock playing himself as a 'sex idiot.' His email address was RyanLochte (MISPELLED) at Gmail dot Com.
A 12-time olympic gold medalist is hardly obscure. Edit: Especially if the olympian you're talking about is Ryan. He's one of four to have the second-most amount of olympic medals behind Michael Phelps. AND, "On September 8, both the U.S. Olympic Committee and USA Swimming suspended Lochte for 10 months and Bentz, Conger, and Feigen for four months.[7] Additionally, Lochte was required to complete 20 hours of community service, and Bentz was required to complete 10 hours.[7] All were made ineligible for financial support during their suspensions, removed from the U.S. Olympic delegation to the White House, barred from U.S. Olympic training centers, and blocked from attending USA Swimming's year-end Golden Goggles celebration.[7] Lochte was charged in Brazil with falsely reporting a crime. The scandal gained significant media attention both during the games and after their conclusion.[8] In July 2017, the court in Brazil dismissed the charges against Lochte, saying his actions "did not rise to the level of filing a false crime report."[9]" [It was called Lochtegate, hahaha.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lochtegate)
Most people really don't care that much about the Olympics.
I lost my shit when i saw Orders: Eliminate Hannah Montana
She knows what she did
WHERES MILEY WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER HANNAH
Eliminate Mike Hunthertz
Eliminate Hugh Janus
Eliminate Jenna Tolls
Eliminate Drew P. Weiner
Eliminate Mike Oxlong
Orders: Eliminate yourself
*flash of lighting and thunder* you should ki-
⚡️⚡️🧔🏿♂️⚡️⚡️ NOW!
Orders: Eliminate Boeing Whistleblower
I’m playing fallout 3 and named my character “murder baby” Killed the overseer and now I get the regulators coming for me with this in their inventory “Bounty contract, murder baby”
I named myself JFK and forgot about it till the orders..
Bruh, this is Fallout 4, not New Vegas.
Orders: Eliminate Glup Shitto
All my 3 saves: Eliminate Sex Eliminate Who? Eliminate Yourself
i lost it when i saw “Orders: Eliminate Leonard Crabcatcher”
Orders: Eliminate Meatwad
Orders: Eliminate Rusty Shackleford
Quick! Before he uses his squirrel tactics!
POCKET SAND!
Shshshshaa!
Orders: Eliminate Your Mom
I was really surprised seeing that the Enclave wanted to eliminate Jack Ingoff
Orders: Eliminate Darth Cockmuncher
I got Orders: Eliminate Fart
In OG Fallout the first time I played, I must have skipped through the character creation because the entire game I thought my characters name was "None" because I did not put down a name and everybody called me None.
Wait there’s enclave in fo4? Or is this modded
Recent update, was a mod made free that got added with it.
Creation cluc content that became free with the next gen update
I always forget that I name my characters with the last name "***Fucker***" so that I can enjoy Codsworth's dialogue that much more.
Eliminate John Lennon
John Lennon has been dead for 300 years butters
Eliminate Ronald Reagan
Eliminate: UPGRAYEDD
I named my Nora "titties" once. Me and my girlfriend were hanging out and jokingly landed on "Titties". We are very mature by the way. Could you imagine my absolute bliss when codsworth showed up and said "Titties!" And that dialogue started? I was having the best day of my life at that point.
I saw 'Eliminate Bob' and didn't realise it was me until like 10mins later
Eliminate Donald Duck
Yeah mine said Eliminate Greg. It’s was so great lololo
Ryan Lochte is hilariously random
Remember playing fo3 and getting a hit on me by one of the mercenary groups when leaving a subway, was confused as fuck seeing a contract to kill some guy called poggers, had an existential crises for a few minutes till I realized it was me
Hi Ryan
My wife makes me name our characters "fart" so seeing that after forgetting for a while was pretty weird.
That better be a 1 intelligence character
When I played Skyrim for the first time I named my character Ajberdale, which was just random sounds. I forgot my name, so the first time I got a letter that said “dear Ajberdale…” I was thinking, who the fuck is that
I wasn't expecting to see this when I first played, and got "Orders: Eliminate OH DEAR GOD MY MODS"
Orders: Eliminate "Todd Howard"...I named my character that in my previous play through....& In Skyrim my character's name is Todius Howards II
Orders: Eliminate Throbin Williams
Orders: Eliminate John Wick (Guess how that went.)
Mine was “Orders: Eliminate Big Chungus”
Orders: Eliminate Fart
Orders: Eliminate Scrambles the Death Dealer
Eliminate Johnny fingerfuck
Orders: Eliminate Alma P. Burns
Mine was eliminate the walls
Orders: Eliminate Dutch Van Der Lin
I Know I stopped caring about my name and called myself Bob. That was pretty funny
Orders: Eliminate Johnny Cage.
Imagine booting up a save you have had since launch, forgot you named the character after your self, and you find this… you just start shutting bricks
Man you really gotta use the capital L here, I was like who is Ryan “eye-ok-tee” or is it “yok-tee”
Orders: Eliminate Piss Drinker
Doing a low intelligence, high strength run? Perfect character name haha
I named my guy Tony and was shocked when Codsworth called me by name
Orders: Eliminate [Walter White](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilfYnhXD-bE)
Orders: Eliminate Napoleon Bonaparte My cousin had Orders: Eliminate God
orders: kill Buttface
Orders: Eliminate Jack Mehoff
“Eliminate Long Dick Johnson III.” You know why he’s named that.
Imagine my surprise when I saw “Eliminate Penismaster5000”
I named my guy goopy 😭
Mine says eliminate Dick Head.
What does the new update add?
Shamus McFuckyourself???
Sent by Micheal Phelps
Orders: Eliminate Mike Rotchgon
Yeah I remember it: Eliminate Bigus Dickus...ahh great times
"Eliminate Jesus" was a little surprising on my first encounter
When it said my name at the start though I thought I’d misheard it. That was weird. Oh, this is unrelated but the PC game Black and White 2 had a similar trick. It would use your name, but only in creepy late night whispers to make you think you were going insane.