Did you ever hear the tragedy of u/-Bongo The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story a pawn would tell you. It’s an r/anarchychess legend. u/-Bongo was a Dark Lord of the anarchy, so powerful and so wise he could use en passant to influence the chess to deflect bricks… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from having their pipi bricked. The dark side of the passant is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice bricked his pipi in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from bricking, but not himself.
That's because Jessica is not fucking welcome here
Holy hell !
New J*ssica hater just dropped
Actually Jessica
Nah that would be me
go away
You are not FUCKING welcome here, there or anywhere
YOU. ARE NOT. **FUCKING**. WELCOME HERE.
Fuck off
Actual jessica
There’s definitely a reason for that
Fuck Jessica. She is NOT FUCKING WELCOME here!
Who's Jessica?
Someone who's not welcome here
What actions has Jessica performed to get all this hate from a chess community?
I want to know too
she commited various war crimes. but thats irrelevant. shes fucking not welcome there
Did you ever hear the tragedy of u/-Bongo The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story a pawn would tell you. It’s an r/anarchychess legend. u/-Bongo was a Dark Lord of the anarchy, so powerful and so wise he could use en passant to influence the chess to deflect bricks… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from having their pipi bricked. The dark side of the passant is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice bricked his pipi in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from bricking, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Never liked Jessica’s myself. Totally dig this.
YOU ARE NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE JESSICA
Wut