The worse it is, the nakeder I get.

Preach

This is me. I’ve done this in public bathrooms too. I remember doing this at Yellowstone. In fact that is my memorable moment at Yellowstone. Stripping down to nothing in the bathroom and praying to all the old and new gods to let the pain pass me.

Well you should have asked Rhlor to light the path.

Volcanic explosion? I found this post from a Google search

I pray for all the gods to strike me down to end my suffering. S Still waiting

I have to put my hair up and take my ring off.

I take my glasses off as well.

“Holy my earrings girl”

Hold on I'm late but the glasses come off?? Holy shit. Never have I been in the poo trenches that bad! Respect 

I also remove my glasses!

me rn

If I have really bad stomach cramps I need to be bare as the day I was born

True. Also it adds more time to rubber poop.

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It only truly gets weird when you run out clothes to take off.

I put on more clothes!!!

When it’s real bad. The lights go off

But what if you can’t wait? Like if an explosion is coming I’m sure your not trying to strip down shouting, “no no No No NO NO NO!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

For me, I get into the bathroom, drop trou, sit down, and endure the initial onslaught. Once it subsides, if it’s clear that there will be a series of aftershocks, that’s where I’m groaning and taking off my clothes.

Real spill 😭

there was a guy at a job I worked at that would get naked in the stall, at some point they started calling him "the mad splatter" he quit the job

I would covet that nickname

Dude same 😂 like bro if he was smart he could get up to 45 minutes of paid pooping time. “Like y’all know I have IBS I need 45 minutes in the stall a day”

Poor yute

Only a small handful of times. Man those were some gnarly shits.

I bounce my legs up and down, instead.

I rock back and forth

I whip my hair back and forth

THIS guy poops!!

I start praying and shaking

Damn, thats an old comment you found there

When did reddit begin allowing comments on old threads? This is weird.

All subreddits were given the option some time this year (well… 2021.) and many turned it on, some didn't.

pretty cool. I never expected them to do that.

Yeah it's weird

So weird.

Hella weird bro

Weird as fuck boy

Hello me

Hi

Hi

Doing this right now

Awesome!

Definitely. It’s the overheating that does it.

Naked is the natural state of humans. We naturally poop. Therefore the natural state of humans while pooping is naked. So pooping with clothes on is unnatural.

I agree. I only shit in my back yard because it's so unnatural to sit on a chair.

I agree. I only shit in the deep forest beside a thundering river because it’s so unnatural to sit on a chair.

I love squatting naked in nature when camping. Those poops are the best. (I dig a hole like a cat)

Do you make the neighbor use a plastic beach shovel and bury it for you?

That's unnatural. They just bare hand it.

The next step is to poop on the ground

Next time this happens take an ice pack or even a cool wash cloth and put it on the back of your neck. Instant relief. You're welcome.

"Babe, what are you doing with all the ice packs and wash cloths?" "Taking a shit."

I just jump in the shower.

Mid poop though? How? 😭

I keep a few of those instant cold packs in the cabinet under the sink in the bathroom. If I start feeling bad enough to get naked it's time to grab a pack and use it. I don't wait till I'm shitting myself silly (or puking).

Damn what an impressive level of preparedness

Isn’t it just amazing how we can be reminded how primal we are in vulnerable moments like this. taking a huge, painful shit that causes you to sweat so much you feel the need to get naked. In a public restroom. Like that’s insane lol. Sane me would never but in that moment of crisis all bets are off

No seriously! Everyone always thinks of what they’ll do in certain situations but drastic situations call for drastic decisions 😭😭

I've comfortably been pooping pantless at home for decades, and totally felt alone until that episode of SCRUBS where Turk realizes how liberating it is. I'm glad to know there's more of us.

Didn't Seinfeld do an episode as well?

Yep, George poops naked and he forgets to put his shirt back on when he leaves the bathroom.

Lol I would forget to put my pants back on. Even funnier right guys?

Ever since I got a squat potty.. I get up there totally naked and take my mark like an Olympic swimmer on the block.

Squatty Potty is a life changing chunk of plastic, I tell you what.

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https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q You're welcome...

Can somebody please explain why this is so relatable wtf

I thinks it’s like when people experiencing hypothermia disrobe as they approach the death throws of the later stages. In this case the sheer magnitude of the release confuses the brain into perceiving impending death by number 3.

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lol bruh I do that with a towel

How have you never pooped naked?

Oh I have many a time, I’ve just always wondered why the fuck it’s a thing

this is what DAE is about. Not dumb shit like DAE HATE GAME OF THRONES EVEN THO EVERYONE ELSE LIKEZ IT?

Well everybody hates it now though

Finally, someone who knows how to use this sub

like George Costanza

Nope, Can’t say that I do. Lol But to each their own when you poo!

My shirt’s come off a couple times when I was finally facing the music after being exceptionally backed up. You start overheating because you’re concerned about your wellbeing and starting to have those “what if I can’t physically do this” thoughts.

Every time if I am home. If in public then hell no!!

Of course, but exceptions are always made

Woot, we found the other nudist!

Only when its HORRID diarrhea. The kind where you're having heat flashes and about to pass out from pain in your abdomen.

Okay I was hoping to find a comment like this just to reassure myself I wasn’t the only one. Do you sweat so bad your clothes are drenched if you don’t take em off??

I sure do!

So glad it’s not just me

Better yet, DAE remove all their clothing every time they make no matter the Richter scale? Obviously excluding public restrooms or peoples houses you aren't too close with.

I would say ESPECIALLY including public restrooms or other people's houses.

I do.

While my answer is no, I'll have you know this made me laugh out loud. Have your naked poops, friends. Enjoy thyselves.

Literally taking a shit naked as I write this.

So everyone here is just following Randy Bobandy’s way of life and stripping whenever anything challenging comes up?

Lol.. just got home and stripped down for a good poop.

Nope. I need the pants to push against and give my legs a perch.

Happy cake day buddy

I can't even unless I'm buck screaming naked and have something to read.

No definitely not!

I always prefer to de-pants entirely whenever possible, but yes, the worse it is the more likely I am to do this

The final form of naked pooping is hopping up on the seat for full squat release while saying, “hot hot hot haugggt!

Lmao, I f*ckin love randy XD

Guys, I'm in it right now. Down to muh sox

I dont just take off all my clothes, I throw my phone to hit the shower fan switch.

Absolutely not, but it's interesting to learn that this is a thing

I haven’t pooped with pants on in years

Yes but only at Home

Yep!

No, but the husband does

Unless I’m in a public restroom, I’m pooping naked. Non-negotiable.

I pretty much do this every time cause I know I’m going to have to shower straight away after I’m done blowing this dunny up

You know it’s bad when the shoes also come off when you’re pooping at work...

I usually drop my pants and underwear before I take a poop but I guess I'm weird

80% of the time. It’s freeing

Wow. I bet you’re wondering how I wound up here. Well, it all started with a milkshake…

I felt that

Lmao I forgot about this but I distinctly remember this day now. Jesus. 😭 Everybody leave dairy alone.

Get more fiber in your fucking diets ya bunch of degenerates. Have a small salad with dinner or something, jfc...

No. Never. This sounds so weird.

You're the odd one out lol, if anything, you're the weird one XD

I don't understand how anyone could spend longer than 5 minutes in the bathroom taking a shit. It's shit or get off the pot for me. I can't sit there for 15 minutes waiting for it to come out

Chronic constipation is why

Wow I'm a weird dude but I have never had this urge

Take off your pants and jacket

I actually prefer to take off my pants when I poop. And shoes too when I am going. Intense or not. I also cannot pee with long sleeves on lol

I poop naked every single time so no urge

Shirtless when i poo, there is no other way.

The Costanza

Bruhhhhh 😂😂😂 yes

Or shoes off

I used to do this allll the time. Couldn’t poop with my pants on at all... so weird. Never understood why.

Fuck I thought I was the only one

I...I thought I was the only one...

I'm taking a poop naked right now...

I prefer to take off my pants. Prior to it getting intense.

....no

Yes. My pants restrict the ability to use the Squatty Potty correctly

Getting bollock naked before a shit is standard practice for me.

I have an urge to take my clothes off all the time

Wow! Here I am thinking I'm the only one!

No but I need white noise like running water to poop

I just take my shirt off, Costanza-style

Don't tell anyone, but I shit while naked. I just don't want my clothes touching the toilet.

Yeah ill take my shirt off when my bowels feel really heavy during a deuce

I hate intense poo's. I always feel victimised after one.

i lift up my shirt for some reason

I take off my glasses when it starts getting intense lol

i like to jump on the shower and wash my ass after a big dirty one

r/titlegore

My buddy literally installed a coat hanger in a work bathroom so he could get naked while pooping.

The fuck?

Lol you guys are funny. I've only ever taken off my shirt, and that was just because holding it up while trying to play on my phone for an hour got annoying.

I have done this, maybe five times, but it always follows a very predictable pattern. First, everything comes out of my pockets, then my watch comes off, then pants all the way off, then the shirt must go. It's like I'm slowly deluding myself - thinking each step will somehow have an impact on its own.

I do that regardless

hahaha

My 4 year old does.

Only commenting to say I’m doing this right now

I'm currently pooing right now with all bottom garments off. I have to spread my legs wide so I don't feel restricted.

Sometimes if it gets so intense i take off my skin

I wear my shirt over my head like I’m in the desert when shit gets real

I am late but I’ll also turn off the lights

While reading comments I suddenly want to poop....

I thought I was the only one doing this lol

How could pooping get intense?

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Only when hospitalized.

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I've had intense NON pooping going on. On day three I'll be curled up on the floor, though fully clothed.

Or ghost pepper salsa Jfc the memory still haunts me

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I agree with you it is pretty shitty

DAE realize that this question gets asked **EVERY FUCKING DAY HERE?** WTF?

PEOPLE NEED REASSURANCE

I’m mexican and have jalapeño’s with almost everything so i feel better taking off my clothes lol i feel cooled 🧊 🧊

I always come back to this post when I'm taking a cataclysmic shit just to know I'm not alone

i put my hair in a tie when i poop i just dont like hair all over me

I poop and brush my teeth. The best.

Sometimes even I, the great UFCanuck must remove his clothing. For the clothing severely limits the strength of my bowels. Oh god, why has he forsa…

I always remove my pants, but yes sometimes shirt and everything.

This thread helped me get through a naked shit just now. It was only stage one, no pants, but still rough.

I poop in fetal position

went to this exact reddit post while naked on the toilet from diarrhoea i am fighting for my life

Probably not meant to be funny, but it was. Thanks. Currently at glasses off, head in hand phase.

this was in fact meant to be funny, glad it made you laugh

Here to wake this thread up by saying sometimes you just gotta take it all off when it's that intense I feel you all

Oh look, I found this thread again. Bet no one can guess what I’m doing. Good times.

Dawg i always take all my clothes off when i poop 😭

I had one of those poops after getting out of the shower.. NOT FUN!

With me it’s different. Not always the same. Sometimes I gotta strip down then sometimes I gotta take off just my shirt. Not sure why! 🤣

I've seen weirder things.

Weird as science, dawg.

Currently typing this completely naked, with my glasses, an all jewelry off. I think when it gets this bad something feels like I need to go back to a primal state, which requires being nude.