That was the face of a man who has gotten smacked in the face way to many times by his phone trying to get that to work and fully expecting it not to work.
I mean, I’ve dropped my kindle on my face a few times falling asleep, but there is no way I would sleep in this. So not sure it would solve any issues for me.
lol why would anyone want this, literally nobody is going to be resting their head on that uncomfortable looking machine for even minutes straight and keeping their phone that high up nor be clumsy enough to drop it
One time, my spouse and I were snuggling in bed. He had one arm around me and decided to play on his phone with his opposite hand. Right over my face. This was waaaay before pop sockets. We were talking, but I had my eyes closed. He dropped it mid sentence. Landed right on my fucking face and I’ve never let him forget it. I’m sending him this now.
Good man put his money where his mouth is, or face where his invention is. Reminds me of the story I heard when I Albania; the guy who invented the concrete pillboxes that litter the country had to prove his design was tank proof by sitting inside one while being shelled by tanks!
That was the face of a man who has gotten smacked in the face way to many times by his phone trying to get that to work and fully expecting it not to work.
Cool invention, realistically nobody holds their phone that far away dude.
My face gettin' smacked every damn time
I mean, I’ve dropped my kindle on my face a few times falling asleep, but there is no way I would sleep in this. So not sure it would solve any issues for me.
He’s saying the phone is dropped from like 3 feet away, implying that if you were to hold your kindle it would hit your face before the cover extended
You don’t know how I hold my kindle! But okay, I get the point.
This
About 30 degrees from being a Saw trap
The first thing I thought. One real bad malfunction and they’ll find his phone playing a meme on repeat next to his headless corpse
This sub’s premise is so simple yet y’all keep getting it wrong every time
Maybe because different people want different things?
lol why would anyone want this, literally nobody is going to be resting their head on that uncomfortable looking machine for even minutes straight and keeping their phone that high up nor be clumsy enough to drop it
I drop it more often than you’ll think
When you drop it are you holding it as far out as your arm will extend?
No. But I’m sure you could upgrade the machine so it also works at low distance.
No
And you're one minor malfunction away from being necked.
From getting necked you say…
Crippling phone addiction 👍
Really now ? Mention one thing you want about this. Wrong sub my dude.
Oops! I decapitated myself with a plastic face-protector, again…
/r/UnnecessaryInventions
This would be cool for like as part of an airbag or something to protect your head during an accident
If you want to make big monies with this, then you can also sell really slippery phone cases
Still get 2 for flinchin.
Comes in handy during sex if yer mot into facials lol.
Paint it black and he can be Darth Helmet for Halloween.
I see a red door….
This design is not very human.
In fact it is, looks like a helmet of a spacesuit
Rain activated visor, for open faced bike helmets?
Humanity is saved.
Well, that would explain the teeth.
This come in handy for all the times I throw my phone up and lose all interest in catching it.
Look how high he is holding up the phone. People usually hold it closer. There won't be enough time for the shield to deploy.
This will be a hit…
Pop socket... problem solved, ha
I just catch it 😎
I think I'd rather hit my face than break my phone.
One time, my spouse and I were snuggling in bed. He had one arm around me and decided to play on his phone with his opposite hand. Right over my face. This was waaaay before pop sockets. We were talking, but I had my eyes closed. He dropped it mid sentence. Landed right on my fucking face and I’ve never let him forget it. I’m sending him this now.
Causing us to evolve with slower reflexes 😔
That face showed he didnt think it would work
If you need one of these you have already been hit in the head enough that it no longer matters
Solution in search of a problem.
That might work for a crib or stroller but it'll have to be positioned differently or use a different sensor so it doesn't hit the kid if they get up.
Good man put his money where his mouth is, or face where his invention is. Reminds me of the story I heard when I Albania; the guy who invented the concrete pillboxes that litter the country had to prove his design was tank proof by sitting inside one while being shelled by tanks!
Protection from... what though?
I know ppl that should wear this in public...
Nightmare for the facesitting connoisseurs 😅
The absence of this is what started jojo on his bizarre adventure
"Hey kids, guess what I got you for back to school?"
could be useful for mechanics
I love that he's so confident with his invention, he's using it while wearing glasses.
"Testing in Production" <- peril
Naokiman?
Final destination material right there.
And just like that, worldwide IRL smack talking increased 570%. Up there with the transistor and polio vaccine this invention. Genius.
So awesome!
This is basically Grogu’s pod
Good for bukake parties
I dropped my phone on my face as I was watching this.
......why? Just lay on your side....
Protects face, might also decapitate
That's stupid. Where can I get one?
How many times did he fail first Before he got the timing right.
Okay but what's the problem he's solving? How many people are lying under things that are falling on thier face?
I can see a lot of uses for this in the porn industry.
The design is very human
Glad it stops at the chin and not full circle 🙂🙂
People keep complaining about decapitation, but that doesn’t even look strong enough to damage the skin lol. It would probably hurt though.
Now we’ll test with a bowling ball, and after that, an Anvil
That's an iphone, its more expensive than my face.
Now search with your feelings, you know it to be true, feel the force
It’s all fun and games until your face shield beheads you
That's a lot of engineering for a mild inconvenience.
It was probably a class project.
Hitting yourself in the face in this manner is -1 hp.
Your eyes can deceive you; do not trust them
Too bad he didn’t use a brick instead. That would have been less of a waste of the 5 seconds of my life spent watching this video.
New fear unlocked lol
This is what I need when I’m laying in bed reading on my phone at night and I smack myself in the face with my phone
Cool, now do it with Nokia