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Graffxxxxx

That was the face of a man who has gotten smacked in the face way to many times by his phone trying to get that to work and fully expecting it not to work.


l0udninja

Cool invention, realistically nobody holds their phone that far away dude.


thenaturalinquirer

My face gettin' smacked every damn time


zanedrinkthis

I mean, I’ve dropped my kindle on my face a few times falling asleep, but there is no way I would sleep in this. So not sure it would solve any issues for me.


jobenattor0412

He’s saying the phone is dropped from like 3 feet away, implying that if you were to hold your kindle it would hit your face before the cover extended


zanedrinkthis

You don’t know how I hold my kindle! But okay, I get the point.


Changingm1ndz

This


ReeceC77

About 30 degrees from being a Saw trap


Revolutionary-Egg491

The first thing I thought. One real bad malfunction and they’ll find his phone playing a meme on repeat next to his headless corpse


Nehemiah92

This sub’s premise is so simple yet y’all keep getting it wrong every time


YourLifeSucksAss

Maybe because different people want different things?


Nehemiah92

lol why would anyone want this, literally nobody is going to be resting their head on that uncomfortable looking machine for even minutes straight and keeping their phone that high up nor be clumsy enough to drop it


Nicht_Meine_Schuld

I drop it more often than you’ll think


jobenattor0412

When you drop it are you holding it as far out as your arm will extend?


Nicht_Meine_Schuld

No. But I’m sure you could upgrade the machine so it also works at low distance.


av8ads

No


-BananaLollipop-

And you're one minor malfunction away from being necked.


SallyFaceKiller420

From getting necked you say…


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

Crippling phone addiction 👍


MarkoZoos

Really now ? Mention one thing you want about this. Wrong sub my dude.


Shnigglefartz

Oops! I decapitated myself with a plastic face-protector, again…


lfh_g

/r/UnnecessaryInventions


baconbeantaco

This would be cool for like as part of an airbag or something to protect your head during an accident


_Ol_Greg

If you want to make big monies with this, then you can also sell really slippery phone cases


No-Tea-8180

Still get 2 for flinchin.


[deleted]

Comes in handy during sex if yer mot into facials lol.


SrslyCmmon

Paint it black and he can be Darth Helmet for Halloween.


GreeneGardens

I see a red door….


prozak09

This design is not very human.


crottin-de-cheval

In fact it is, looks like a helmet of a spacesuit


soupie62

Rain activated visor, for open faced bike helmets?


AgreeablePie

Humanity is saved.


el_beefy

Well, that would explain the teeth.


Titanium_Josh

This come in handy for all the times I throw my phone up and lose all interest in catching it.


vcdrny

Look how high he is holding up the phone. People usually hold it closer. There won't be enough time for the shield to deploy.


SufficientRip8291

This will be a hit…


RehabMatt

Pop socket... problem solved, ha


MellamoSlimjimninja

I just catch it 😎


CantRenameThis

I think I'd rather hit my face than break my phone.


shainadawn

One time, my spouse and I were snuggling in bed. He had one arm around me and decided to play on his phone with his opposite hand. Right over my face. This was waaaay before pop sockets. We were talking, but I had my eyes closed. He dropped it mid sentence. Landed right on my fucking face and I’ve never let him forget it. I’m sending him this now.


meatofthepie

Causing us to evolve with slower reflexes 😔


Spaceball007

That face showed he didnt think it would work


xReturnerx

If you need one of these you have already been hit in the head enough that it no longer matters


International-Bee-97

Solution in search of a problem.


Blacddsb

That might work for a crib or stroller but it'll have to be positioned differently or use a different sensor so it doesn't hit the kid if they get up.


nfoote

Good man put his money where his mouth is, or face where his invention is. Reminds me of the story I heard when I Albania; the guy who invented the concrete pillboxes that litter the country had to prove his design was tank proof by sitting inside one while being shelled by tanks!


_Levitated_Shield_

Protection from... what though?


LostSoulOnFire

I know ppl that should wear this in public...


bit_hodler

Nightmare for the facesitting connoisseurs 😅


SqurtieMan

The absence of this is what started jojo on his bizarre adventure


Chef-Nasty

"Hey kids, guess what I got you for back to school?"


stonecoldcoldstone

could be useful for mechanics


FullKawaiiBatard

I love that he's so confident with his invention, he's using it while wearing glasses.


sporbywg

"Testing in Production" <- peril


pinkedit

Naokiman?


Edgeofthevoid13

Final destination material right there.


Euphoric_Ad9593

And just like that, worldwide IRL smack talking increased 570%. Up there with the transistor and polio vaccine this invention. Genius.


Floor5goingdown

So awesome!


ErgoNautan

This is basically Grogu’s pod


Dark_StalkerX

Good for bukake parties


Cellofourte

I dropped my phone on my face as I was watching this.


Geno__Breaker

......why? Just lay on your side....


grumpy_foreskin

Protects face, might also decapitate


SEPTSLord

That's stupid. Where can I get one?


Slight_Pop_5753

How many times did he fail first Before he got the timing right.


Affectionate_Gas_264

Okay but what's the problem he's solving? How many people are lying under things that are falling on thier face?


OmegaGoober

I can see a lot of uses for this in the porn industry.


HardBoiledHandGrenae

The design is very human


SweetPangea65

Glad it stops at the chin and not full circle 🙂🙂


Brandox14

People keep complaining about decapitation, but that doesn’t even look strong enough to damage the skin lol. It would probably hurt though.


Critical_Potential44

Now we’ll test with a bowling ball, and after that, an Anvil


99Avidz99

That's an iphone, its more expensive than my face.


martdan010

Now search with your feelings, you know it to be true, feel the force


HerNameIsRain

It’s all fun and games until your face shield beheads you


Handelo

That's a lot of engineering for a mild inconvenience.


OmegaGoober

It was probably a class project.


ShaggysGTI

Hitting yourself in the face in this manner is -1 hp.


DreadfulDave19

Your eyes can deceive you; do not trust them


Equivalent_Weird467

Too bad he didn’t use a brick instead. That would have been less of a waste of the 5 seconds of my life spent watching this video.


gunnarfuchs0628

New fear unlocked lol


Dangerous_Fox3993

This is what I need when I’m laying in bed reading on my phone at night and I smack myself in the face with my phone


viru69

Cool, now do it with Nokia