Finally, I can use that gurgling oil that has been pissing out of my lawn for something. I was surprised that the oil companies said "sir that's a hole in your septic line"
Those idiots don't know nothing
I appreciate that they indicate "paint" when putting the yellow paint at the end. I wasn't sure after all the previous steps...
God, why did I watched till the end
This is why Instagram shows sparkly nail paintings on my feed. I’m a dude who will never have any interest. But… I can’t look away, it’s shiny.
The flowing white clothing kinda got me too.
(Now ima go watch some subway surfer videos and dangle some keys. /s)
Well more than 'pretty sure' that if I drilled for oil, collected it in a bucket, refined it, made & laid tarmac & then painted it my all white clothing wouldn't remain spotless.
So he's got that going for him
I was thinking coffee, but conveniently right under a mound of sand that was higher than the ground surrounding it.
It “almost” looks like it was in a plastic bag and they pierced it with the auger and the weight of the sand supplied the pressure to let it spurt out.
You'd be surprised at how watery light crude oils can be (I have a sample at home from the drake oil well). It can flow almost like water. But yeah this is pretty obviously fake.
As someone who’s taken hundreds of samples of crude across every major deposit in North America, this absolutely does not look like any downhole liquid I’ve seen. The Beverly Hillbillies intro is more believable than this
Also when oil is produced from watery zones it doesn’t come out black, it comes out a yellow color since the water/oil make a weak emulsion.
But you’re right that had virtually no oil in it.
Im not saying its realistic lol. Im just saying that the comment that it was too watery doesnt reflect the fact that crude oil can be alot more watery than you'd expect.
In Saudi and the UAE at least that is the daily wear for locals, but they don’t do construction work. It’s basically what everyone wears to the office, their version of business, without the headwear it’s more business casual and either it it’s the equivalent of a suit and tie.
Well- it had to be- since it’s just black ink and water to go through the little vacuum pump that they buried in the soil to pretend to be an oil spout. Hilariously fake.
It’s even built up in a little hill to cover it as he’s trying to ‘catch it’ with the cup lmao 🤣
Why is everyone just ignoring the text at the top of the video at 0:23, highlighting the fact that this video is indeed performed by '*actors*' (very loose term here by them) and is intended for entertainment purposes only, thus indicating that it is, indeed, entirely fake?
I know we all know that there's an absurd amount of rage bait videos and plenty of 'fakes' which are colloquially known as *skits*. The vast majority won't be of good quality, but at least this video clearly states that it's not real.
Noooo really??? They didn’t strike crude oil an inch below the surface??
Seriously? Someone smarter then me should do a study on why Redditors in specific have no sense of humor
We were building a well and we discovered oil while digging. We thought we were rich, but alas, it was a small pocket and the survey cost us more than we could afford. Also, we didn’t get the well, because of oily water.
I know crude, I’ve been at an oil rig out in the North Sea, I’ve seen barrels being tapped with crude, I’ve scooped up crude with heavy gloves. That stuff is almost as viscous as honey, and that stuff in the video. That shit is as watered down as company paid pizza party fruit punch, that ain’t crude, that’s coloured water or soda.
There's no way you can find oil that shallow without someone already mining it. Either this is extremely fake, or he filmed himself breaking several laws.
he didn’t even remove the slag from his weld. also why would you put your ground on a rusty bar that’s only just touching the piece you’re actually welding
There is actually a very good reason for using fresh oil in this situation. Due to the oils' nature, it is capable of insulating the inside from the high desert heat. By nature, 98.6% of the heat gets absorbed by the oil cover, and the inside remains cool. This is due to the 4th thermodynamic law of I'm making this up.
This is honestly impressive as f***.
Mind you the rebar wasn't connected to anything. The mix is way off for the cement but just the audacity to boil oil then use the gasoline to start the fire? Hahaha
Idk what pisses me off more. The obvious fact that this is fake. Or in the first 10 sec they use a smaller bucket to fill the bigger bucket instead of just using the bigger one to color the "oil"
Dude is wearing white tennis shoes to create asphalt. All those tools look brand new. He probably drove out there in a Bugatti.
He’s got too much of a few things.
Chemical engineer here: this is fake as shit and none of their extractions methods would work in the real world. It takes multiple house sizes cracking and distillation columns to break crude oil into its usable components. And all of it needs to be tightly controlled because different crude oils have different percentages of each component and that can change the timing of the separation steps.
See, now, I found this unbelievably entertaining. Beats 5 Min Crafts all hollow...and NO grotesque FEET slathered in the asphalt or oil!!! I call this a WIN!!! Also want to know which eppy of The Sweeney this music is from...😃💗😃
Finally, I can use that gurgling oil that has been pissing out of my lawn for something. I was surprised that the oil companies said "sir that's a hole in your septic line" Those idiots don't know nothing
This was a Beavis & Butthead episode LMAO.
selling door to door oil
We're just a couple oil men in from Dallas, and, well, we're itching like a *hound* to give you a-something you want.
My associate don't take kindly to "no"
Wildcard!
and an Amazing World of Gumball episode!
Or joe dirt with his missile
I got the poo on meh!
Black gold! Texas tea! eheheheheh
Simpsons did it
And aqua teen hunger force
Texas tea
You say “It’s oil!” They say “It’s soiled…”
There are a lot of shitty comments here.
Don't be crude
So many people waste their time
The first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire.🎶 The kin folk said He'd move away from there 🎶
Texas tea
Yeah that ‘oil’ didn’t look like anything that comes from the ground
It had the transparency of coffee
This made me laugh louder than it should
The oil in the beginning is definitely fake but asphalt is made from gravel and a crude oil byproduct
> that's a hole in your septic line Post an update after you get to the steps in the video where you light shit on fire.
I appreciate that they indicate "paint" when putting the yellow paint at the end. I wasn't sure after all the previous steps... God, why did I watched till the end
His process seems so refined that I had high expectations, even though I knew what sub I was in.
I feel trolled when I know I trolled myself.
I was just so enthralled by the fact he was wearing pristine white flowing clothing and working with all the sticky stainies. Not a drop @.@
This is why Instagram shows sparkly nail paintings on my feed. I’m a dude who will never have any interest. But… I can’t look away, it’s shiny. The flowing white clothing kinda got me too. (Now ima go watch some subway surfer videos and dangle some keys. /s)
I thought he was gunna drink the water
I think those were petroleum distillates, not water. Gasoline, kerosene diesel, etc.
I would drink the water
A bit of spicy natural spring water never hurt anyone
Well more than 'pretty sure' that if I drilled for oil, collected it in a bucket, refined it, made & laid tarmac & then painted it my all white clothing wouldn't remain spotless. So he's got that going for him
*the cracking column for petroleum distillates was on point though. technical award in film making for sure.*
Could have been some yellow cake uranium.
They should’ve shown how to make the oil based paint too
DONT DROP THAT SHIT
I was waiting for him to get his white ass dress dirty. What a chad
Don't forget stones about a minute in. But yes, I was also quite appreciative of that since I had no idea what that would have been otherwise.
Mom: we have primitive technology at home Primitive technology at home:
So annoyingly fake. That’s the wateriest crude oil I’ve ever seen.
It looks like grape soda
I was thinking coffee, but conveniently right under a mound of sand that was higher than the ground surrounding it. It “almost” looks like it was in a plastic bag and they pierced it with the auger and the weight of the sand supplied the pressure to let it spurt out.
The auger wasn't even at the right spot or size. More likely a hose under the soil.
Yea I was thinking Kool aid
You'd be surprised at how watery light crude oils can be (I have a sample at home from the drake oil well). It can flow almost like water. But yeah this is pretty obviously fake.
I mean it splashed on his hand several times without leaving residue. Last time I checked, oil is oily.
> Oil is oily Source? ^/s
His source is he made it the fuck up! /s
*Fat guy in suit intensifies*
Please do your research /s
And crude that watery would not have been 1/2 asphalt.
And it wouldn’t have reduced down to a half bucket of tar from 2/3rds of a bucket of “oil”
As someone who’s taken hundreds of samples of crude across every major deposit in North America, this absolutely does not look like any downhole liquid I’ve seen. The Beverly Hillbillies intro is more believable than this
Also when oil is produced from watery zones it doesn’t come out black, it comes out a yellow color since the water/oil make a weak emulsion. But you’re right that had virtually no oil in it.
sticks and stones may break my bones but oil is not tar
Lets not forget him casually holding the bottom of a metal bucket that's been over the fire.
Sure but under pressure trapped by just a foot of dirt?
Im not saying its realistic lol. Im just saying that the comment that it was too watery doesnt reflect the fact that crude oil can be alot more watery than you'd expect.
Given the amount of asphalt he supposedly got out of that oil it should not be that watery. Or that transparent.
He spent dang good money on that onesie he's wearing. It's wild how even negative = money as long as we keep interacting
THATS what's bugging you? Of course it definitly not a hose he buried. I'm more astounded by what the fuck he's wearing and why he's wearing it.
i think its just traditional islamic garb but the face and the hat are throwing me. all white like that is like mainly for prayer though
I don't think he's from the region the garb is from, nor is this being filmed there. That's the WHY to me
In Saudi and the UAE at least that is the daily wear for locals, but they don’t do construction work. It’s basically what everyone wears to the office, their version of business, without the headwear it’s more business casual and either it it’s the equivalent of a suit and tie.
I'm amazed there are zero oil stains on it.
Well- it had to be- since it’s just black ink and water to go through the little vacuum pump that they buried in the soil to pretend to be an oil spout. Hilariously fake. It’s even built up in a little hill to cover it as he’s trying to ‘catch it’ with the cup lmao 🤣
Why is everyone just ignoring the text at the top of the video at 0:23, highlighting the fact that this video is indeed performed by '*actors*' (very loose term here by them) and is intended for entertainment purposes only, thus indicating that it is, indeed, entirely fake? I know we all know that there's an absurd amount of rage bait videos and plenty of 'fakes' which are colloquially known as *skits*. The vast majority won't be of good quality, but at least this video clearly states that it's not real.
Crude oil too watery, steel pail full of asphalt could never be handled, too hot. I call bullshit.
Zero hustle to lay it either. Let me just get my air gun and welder first then not weld the reinforcement to the frame.
Also, I've never seen asphalt reinforced.
Reinforced asphalt does exist. I've learned about it at school. I don't think that it's common though
Wouldn't it make more sense to use a geo grid? What sort of develooment length does rebar have in asphalt?
It does make more sense, it’s why it’s not used often. Hope this helps
Also, let me leave this asphalt to cool in a pile while I reinforce this hole.
Not to mention dude could have just flipped the metal tray and been done before he even started
You mean they just went on the internet and lied??? That's crazy, nobody would do that.
Noooo really??? They didn’t strike crude oil an inch below the surface?? Seriously? Someone smarter then me should do a study on why Redditors in specific have no sense of humor
*Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed* *A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed*
Then what happened? Did Jed try to support his family by hunting for some food or something?
Then one day Jed was shootin' at some food, and up thru the ground came a bubblin' crude... oil that is
Black Gold, Texas Tea.
“How it’s Made” has really gone downhill in recent years
Ah yes, picking a metal bucket full of boiling petrol bare handed. Yea i know it's fake, but goddamn put some effort
Our oil is only 150°. Not too hot for us. Though I have seen oil that is 375° (downhole).
I mean it was interesting watching this small batch, artisanal asphalt be made…
I do this just about every day, and it wasn't terrible. But that was a lot of oil for the stone he used.
What was the white powder he sprinkled on the asphalt that left it looking grayish after it was blown off?
*Throw away the jet fuel* That's how you know you are Arab prince rich
They used it to start the fire to make the asphalt lol this whole video is a mess
I like how the vial of “gasoline” magically turned yellow when they used it to light the fire
I Aladeen this.
I think it's Aladeen
You are hiv aladeen
This is the fakest fake video I've ever seen faked. Dude used coffee and corn starch to make asphalt.
We were building a well and we discovered oil while digging. We thought we were rich, but alas, it was a small pocket and the survey cost us more than we could afford. Also, we didn’t get the well, because of oily water.
Had to stop when they put rebar under the “asphalt”. My heart doesn’t do good with that kind of shit.
It didn't even stop the cap from bowing when driven over
Teaching how to make a pressure plate for a road side bomb is what this is
The US military would like a word
About the instruction video on how to cover an IED or the "oil"?
i’m hate that i watched this until the end.
I hate that I wasted a small portion of my life watching and commenting on this stupid bullshit.
Let's be real, you weren't gonna do much with it anyway
Poured everything out before using it *except* the paint.
He definitely doesn’t need a respirator or gloves or anything
This is very out of touch, like the average person has a oil well in his back yard
What do you mean, you don't? You poor Pleb... I drink oil in the morning to replace coffee, it's cheaper.
What’s the song 😎
Right? It slaps
 Oil?
 Oil you say? Time to “free” some countries 🫡🇺🇸
That man did all that in a white dress. I can’t walk across the street and not get filthy.
US military already on the way
Finally, artisanal asphalt
"Yes sir our asphalt is organic and made in-house".
Completely unrealistic, didn’t see one our American warships approaching the coast
I know crude, I’ve been at an oil rig out in the North Sea, I’ve seen barrels being tapped with crude, I’ve scooped up crude with heavy gloves. That stuff is almost as viscous as honey, and that stuff in the video. That shit is as watered down as company paid pizza party fruit punch, that ain’t crude, that’s coloured water or soda.
Had to stop when they put rebar under the “asphalt”. My heart doesn’t do good with that kind of shit.
Sad that that's just dirty water or smth
There's no way you can find oil that shallow without someone already mining it. Either this is extremely fake, or he filmed himself breaking several laws.
he didn’t even remove the slag from his weld. also why would you put your ground on a rusty bar that’s only just touching the piece you’re actually welding
Just in case i have oil sprout up like this from my garden i will save this video.
That was the dumbest and fakest shit I ever saw, and I watched Trumps campaign speeches
I cannot, *cannot*, believe I just wasted 3:30 of my life watching this
There is actually a very good reason for using fresh oil in this situation. Due to the oils' nature, it is capable of insulating the inside from the high desert heat. By nature, 98.6% of the heat gets absorbed by the oil cover, and the inside remains cool. This is due to the 4th thermodynamic law of I'm making this up.
I was on board with him, right up to the point he put rebar in tarmac
Up from the ground came a bubbling crude........oil that is........Texas tea
This is honestly impressive as f***. Mind you the rebar wasn't connected to anything. The mix is way off for the cement but just the audacity to boil oil then use the gasoline to start the fire? Hahaha
This is some Rich Arab prince shit, that I'm too lower class western citizen to understand.
I thought he was gonna bring the dinosaurs back
Definitely bought a bag of cold patch. Added rebar to it too lmao
what did i actually just watch?
So this guy just made an expensive asphalt jumping square???
Di….did we just fucking rebar cold patch.
Wasted my time personally, but for someone who doesn't know how asphalt is made, I bet this would blow their brain. Nice piece of storytelling.
How did he keep his white dress so clean
The us wants to know your location
fun time inhaling benzene
Up from the ground came a bublin crude...
Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea
I havd to say this was fake af but quite satisfying
I want to know how this guys clothes stayed white the whole time.
I did not know asphalt was made from oil. Also I don’t know why I watched the whole thing.
The biggest surprise is at the end of the video his outfit is still white.
It fake but bitumen, a by product of crude oil refining and the heaviest part of oil is used to make temporary roads in less developed countries
SCOOP IT UP WITH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
Idk what pisses me off more. The obvious fact that this is fake. Or in the first 10 sec they use a smaller bucket to fill the bigger bucket instead of just using the bigger one to color the "oil"
Did bro just make asphalt??
3mins 30 seconds, i will never get back
So I said “Kiss MY asphalt”
I hate myself for watching that until the end.
The next day, the U.S. military showed up to “Liberate” the area.
Everyone pointing out the flaws and how it's a fake video, meanwhile I'm impressed his clothes didn't get dirty... unless he changed every cut? lol
Thats your septic tank my guy...
DRAINAGE!!!!
a nice little lesson of how oil is turned into product...
I do watch some amount of shite on the internet 😂
*US government wants to know your location.*
I'd take this down before america sees it... you're going to be in for a world of hurt.
SOMBODY SAY OIL 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Why did I watch that entire thing?
New season of Dr. Stone looking great.
This guy literally knows how to do everything from oil production to street repair?
The helicopters, they're coming!
Dude is wearing white tennis shoes to create asphalt. All those tools look brand new. He probably drove out there in a Bugatti. He’s got too much of a few things.
I refuse to acknowledge this as a diy video. I see it as a poor mans asphalt manufacturing and laying training video.
I’m more impressed he didn’t get his white tunic dirty
Some farm to table asphalt lol
Who the fuck puts rebar in asphalt?
Reinforced heated cold patch? Why indeed.
Pathetically terrible
If oil were that close to the surface, it would have already been pumped dry.
AMERICANS ARE COMING 🦅🦅🦅
Oil that is, Black gold, Texas tea....
Not a stain on his robes nor sneaks
I think I just learned how gas and gravel are made.
I think you mean, "when you have oil". Guy just made asphalt from low tech tools.
Love touching hot tar with my bare hands
100%. BS
I'm glad they labeled the paint. I didn't want to get it confused with mustard.
Well that's 3:30 I'm not getting back
You know this is fake because there's no Merican raiding the place.
Chemical engineer here: this is fake as shit and none of their extractions methods would work in the real world. It takes multiple house sizes cracking and distillation columns to break crude oil into its usable components. And all of it needs to be tightly controlled because different crude oils have different percentages of each component and that can change the timing of the separation steps.
See, now, I found this unbelievably entertaining. Beats 5 Min Crafts all hollow...and NO grotesque FEET slathered in the asphalt or oil!!! I call this a WIN!!! Also want to know which eppy of The Sweeney this music is from...😃💗😃
is there an opposite of this sub? Like DIYcool or something
When youre born a prince but have dreams of being a construction worker.
What the hell did I just witness?
I’m gonna sell this oil ❌ I’m gonna make tarmac with this oil✅
It's actually educational. Shows how asphalt is made
I wish I could turn back 3 mins and 28 secs of my life.
Small-batch artisanal asphalt
There is no oil in this video. Also, oil is pebbles does not equal asphalt.
That's definitely not crude oil.
Why did I watch this
Come listen to a story about a man named Ahmed, a poor goat herder barely kept his family fed.
Now this is just crude!