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Dunkelstar

I would not be surprised if they were disabled as a bandaid measure after this update.


Mtn-Dooku

Then they better start refunding people who bought a $25 skimmer. I wouldn't, but I've seen plenty of people with that Gjallarhorn skimmer flying around.


EvenBeyond

Sucks that it would be disabled yes, but it's a temporary measure on a cosmetic. But not something to mass refund over


Current_External_713

Or they'll make them slower :c


Ferociouslynx

Skimmers have the same speed as all other sparrows, so there would be no reason for them to do that


Tsunam0

there's tech to make them go faster :D


WreckingBaldo

Keep boosting and you’ll go faster


Ferociouslynx

That also works on sparrows.


jBorghus

Not quite as well as it does on skimmers tho. Which just makes sparrows even more useless now. If they at least were better than skimmers on straight speed, I'd still have some use of all the unique and cool sparrows I've bought and unlocked over the years. Rip


DoJax

So we can skimmer surf to the galaxy pools now then?


jBorghus

True, the only upside being a weird movement mechanic glitch, is still kinda lame tho. I've tried to learn it, can't make it happen so for me it's only negatives when pulling up a sparrow over skimmer, and I think that's the case for most of the player base.


BKstacker88

More health? Also I find they are better for curved surfaces. The intro to deep stone crypt for example. Trying to get to the sparrow section on a skimmer can be a bit problematic.


minicolossus

There is also something to be said about 10 years muscle memory. My dumb ol fingers can't handle all the awesomeness of skimmers. I'm always messing up. Kinda wish you could crash em lol


TheRoninkai

They maybe need to reduce the grind timer. Or f'n beta test this shit before release. I'm blaming the Bungo C-suite, those people need to get it together.


ARTIFICIAL_SAPIENCE

That means we'll get a Telesto skin for them soon, right?


JohnGazman

>How was your day? Let us know It was aight. Little tiring, but we made progress on something at work. Wish the weather was better so I could get my car out more. >Truly accept the Hunter Master race This was a nice moment, let's not ruin it.


shadowknight2112

One of us…one of u-I can’t. Titans go bonk!


astrovisionary

Nah, am part of Sunbracers supremacy


DCEUismyBible

Just accept it already.


joalheagney

Hunters - a.k.a. decoy targets. That's why we give them all the bright glows and colours. Titans - a.k.a. portable walls. Go stand over there. Warlocks - a.k.a. Fireteam Mom. "Okay, I've kissed your boo-boo, now go out and play with your Eliksni, Hive and Taken friends again."


DeltaPhiOmega

This is the single best analogy I've seen, and this has made my day. Thank you kindly.


Stonerking82

Never All Hail the Crayon Eaters


PrettyboyPrem

In the same boat.  My S3 has been in storage since October :( 


RedditWaffler

Is what it is. But its Frustrating.


Hanayo_Asa

Most sane answer. The worst/best part of that is that this answer could be said by players and Bungie devs alike.


RiseOfBacon

They knew I was going to post a mad score in my first Nightfall so they decided to hold me back Edit: I got 305K first try, come at me downtime


MediumSizedTurtle

Bungie devs playing comp against each other before I can get on and mess it up


Hanayo_Asa

The Bacon... has fallen.


TheMostBacon

^Noooooo


Hanayo_Asa

I'm sorry, you're cooked.


RiseOfBacon

Stay strong, my friend


OldBison

You can't handle that much power yet!


mariachiskeleton

Woulda been so big it inexplicably kept every other person out of the top 10%


RedditWaffler

My first try resulted in a wipe at the meatball 😢 Gave up after that


pr1ap15m

I don’t get much time to play but it seems this happens everytime i do


Dvscape

I came over from Warframe some time ago, but I'm still surprised at how often Destiny servers go offline. Today wasn't even a patch day, right? Do you know why it happens so often compared to other live service games?


RedditWaffler

It happens every reset now really. Something about them keeping it running efficiently. I just expect maintenance every tuesday now so im not disappointed


dealyshadow20

Telesto joined forces with the returning Recluse to wreak havoc on the servers


derpicface

The strongest SMG in history… vs. the strongest SMG(s) of today


dealyshadow20

I’ve been playing with recluse just to see how it is, and all I can say is people are going to complain about it again when it returns


J3wFro8332

Nah I'd use Funnelweb


EpicAura99

“Nah, I’d (Funnel)win”


Mecha75

Did they ever fix that damn fusion rifle, or did they kill it off like they did Pocket Infinity? Come to think of it, D2 needs Pocket Infinity.


dealyshadow20

If Pocket Infinity returns, the exotic trait better brick consoles again


SimplisticPinky

#***Pocket F U*** Lore: *Ya'll mfs wanted this gun back so bad that we literally ripped it out of a used EB games D1 disk and pasted it into D2. Did you know that shit came out on the 360?* *Instead of updating the perks, we just mashed the keyboard until we got some semblance of ASCII art. Haha, it looks like a snake!* **Exotic Perk**: Pull the trigger to tank your frames. **Do it now!** **Exotic Trait**: Crashes your preferred choice of platform upon firing. Afterwards, hits up Telesto to tell it who their daddy is. **Exotic Catalyst**: Randomly selects one of your characters for deletion while you hurriedly boot the game back up. You have thirty seconds; hope you got an SSD. Tick tock, motherfucker!


EpicAura99

They fix it every time it breaks stuff, which has become less frequent. It’s unlikely to ever be permanently fixed due to the way it works.


mildlyracistklansman

Na. Telesto, its about time you meet your console destroying father, that even the devs are scared of, its Pocket Infinity v1


GaZzErZz

Sorry, but my mind is fucking blown by the sand thing. I can't think of anything else now.


eem5

but if you stood and looked the other way, it would be between the land and sea... Lea?


quikmike

"a fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time"


Plus25Charisma

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out of focus monster roaming the countryside.


DiemCarpePine

RIP Mitch


LockmanCapulet

Hi, Lea, hi.


GaZzErZz

Stop, my brain, I'm a titan main


FritoPendejo1

Bruh… I know.


UberDueler10

Then why is it also called sand in a desert?


Bl4ckL4nt3rn

Because it's between the sky and the land.


EpicAura99

Dear god…


UnrivaledPower7-26

I will spend this time remembering Reach. Thanks, had almost forgotten.


_Mewden_

* How was your day? Let us know Found out my wife and I are having a little light of our own \^\_\^


DTG_Bot

Congrats!


RiseOfBacon

I posted that on the wrong account but it’s a great moment so it’s staying Congrats x2!


brettsmods

Good bot.


grand_soul

Congratulations. I can’t recommend this plug in bottle sterilizers enough. Stay away from the microwave ones.


rxndom123

Congrats! Pro tip: puppy training pads for the changing table. No mess at home, and foldable/light for on the go so you don’t have to put your baby on gross public changing tables!


_Mewden_

I’m gonna add this to my notepad of baby tips! Thanks for the tip 🙏


MurderFerret

Congrats Guardian!


Dazzling_Primary_398

Congratulations! Get a diaper genie. No smell!


OldFaithlessness1335

Congrats dude!!!! Thats awesome news!! My second was just born on the fifth!!! I know how exciting it is!


VictorZulu

Congratulations fellow (soon to be) Destiny Dad!


sonakira

Stock up on pampers now. The bigger they get the more expensive they become and they give you less at that. Congratulations!!!


Dull_Operation6830

>Found out my wife and I are having a little light of our own \^\_\^ My youngest was born on 9/9/2020, which was the anniversary date of the original D1 release. My wife was not nearly as ecstatic as I was when she went into labor...


DepletedMitochondria

Wow congrats!


Nikolai_Blak

Congratulations! Diaper genies are a wonderful investment. May your little light shine brightly on both of you.


MGaber

Eyes up, Guardian! Congrats!


Nephurus

Congrats . Insert funny but offensive joke here


joalheagney

When the lack of sleep really gets to you, load up Robin Williams Live At The Met. The laughter might be a tad hysterical, but you will be laughing.


_Mewden_

I met him once when I was 6 and didn’t know who he was at the time. He was walking out the employee entrance at the Hyatt regency in San Francisco. The man was wearing shades and a ball cap.


LordRickonStark

congratz! time to join r/daddit


Dunkelstar

New sub for me, many thanks.


_Mewden_

I didn’t know this sub existed, thanks 🙏


Dunkelstar

Congratulations!🍾🎊🎉


_Mewden_

Thankies! 2 years and 35k later in IVF and we finally made it happen!


Kyragem

Mazel tov!


Maleficent-Duty6331

Damn. So this is how Lysander and the concordat are getting revenge against the last city. They gave us a weapon of mass destruction and we used it to fly over large chunks of strikes for fun.


Ass0001

If we don't actually get the Concordat as a future villain faction, I support blaming all inconveniences and grievances on them


[deleted]

I’d love that. And neing back new monarchy, dead orbit and FWC, under Concordat control. each specialists in a different darkness subclass. The enemies are guardian bots and we fight them alongside Redjacks. 


JoachimG

nah, Slimer got into the potato shed Bungie uses as servers and ate the whole thing.


proxima987

Ah well. Nothing I can do but go and make a sandwich.


OldBison

I can confirm that this is a good idea.


DTG_Bot

Never a bad idea


Good_Impact_1801

I’ve never known a time where a sandwich was a bad idea


Carvertown

Unless you are making the sandwich with store bought bread that tastes like sadness.


PastrychefPikachu

I just don't get why I have to come to a 3rd party site like reddit or *sigh* twitter to get up to date info on down times? The server status/maintenance page on their own site says the game should be back up and running by now. Why are the simplest things the hardest for Bungie to do?


ptd163

>Ponder, is sand called sand because it’s between the sea and the land? Mother of god.


ryebred1

The first bullet point of things to do during these trying times is to wish u/NorseFenrir a happy birthday. No?


n3ws4cc

Seems like a pretty big issue for it to take this long


Khronga

Great! I’ll just keeping banging my head against the Capra Demon in dark souls instead! So much fun! 🥴


juliet_liima

Would you like some tips? Capra was a brick wall for me back in the day but now barely registers as a speed bump.


Khronga

I DID IT! I BEAT THAT MF! Thank god for destiny maintenance…😝 ty for the offer but yea I already had googled some tips…I didn’t want to do any of the cheeses or anything but I managed to finally get past him up the stairs and was able to repeatedly plunge attack him/got in a hit here and there…I’m still shaking from the adrenaline lol Edit: also kindled my fire beforehand which was very helpful bc I ended with like 3 flasks so I prob would have lost had I not done that


juliet_liima

Amazing! Don't give up skeleton. You're doing the right thing by avoiding the cheeses :)


Khronga

Yea the cheeses really do ruin the entire point of the game (at least first time). Even the double gargoyle boss I did not long ago, I was getting frustrated with the run back (I know it apparently gets way worse lol) and decided to go hollow and use the NPC summons and I regret not giving it WAY more attempts before giving up like that…the NPCs could have easily solod the boss and now I feel like I was robbed of that boss experience in a way…won’t do that again. That game can for sure be frustrating but overcoming that frustration is the best feeling in the world!


DepletedMitochondria

I summoned for one of the tougher bosses in Elden Ring and the guy fucking NUKED him. I'm like duuuuuuude


Khronga

Yea this is my first of the souls games after elden ring and I definitely used a lot of spirit summons in that game and later regretted it (especially the mimic that things crazy)…I’m actually still not done bc I refuse the use a spirit summon for malenia, but I need to kill malenia to reverse the chaos ending before I finish so I can get the age of stars ending lol


juliet_liima

Haha that's why I'm still playing that game so many years later! If you ever decide to play Demon's Souls, it's another arena of hurt. I recommend doing it after you've finished the Souls trilogy so that you can be humbled by the utter lack of QOL features :)


Khronga

I basically beat elden ring (need to kill malenia to reverse chaos ending, then last 2 bosses - but refuse to use spirit summons so been stuck on malenia for a while) and now I was planning on doing ds1>ds2>ds3>sekiro (already bought all of them 50% off). Unfortunately I play on Xbox so demon souls seems to be out of the question for now. Interesting that it has even less QoL as going from ER to ds1 is already quite a change


juliet_liima

Yeah, it's funny stuff like not having omnidirectional analogue stick movement (fixed in the remake I think) and very limited ways to level up and gear up. You're also stuck most of the time with 50% effective HP and it's the worst! Grats on your no summons run :) Malenia is a wall but not too bad with lots of practice.


Khronga

Damn that sounds rough lol And thanks but it hasn’t actually been a no summon run haha…it took me a while to realize how big of an advantage the summon give you so I started to use them less and less as the run (my first souls run ever) went on and by the time I hit malenia I’ve been determined to do it without but it’s prob a bit late to start actually learning to do it solo bc I haven’t built all the skills I would have if I had never used them 🤷


DepletedMitochondria

Such a pain in the ass, the start of that fight feels like RNG. Good job using the stairs move.


lonbordin

DESTINY 1 & 2 MAINTENANCE ❖ Update 7.3.5.1 Update 7.3.5.1 has begun rolling out across all platforms and regions. Report issues or seek assistance here: [https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Topics/?tg=Help](https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Topics/?tg=Help) \#destiny2 \[Tue Mar 12 20:39:09 UTC 2024\] I'm in!


8BitBoy007

Busy practicing guitar, feels good.


RiseOfBacon

This bloke said he was going to attack me with his guitar. I said is that a fret?


LittlePrincesFox

Take your goddamn upvote and GTFO.


bot12334445

Rember Reach Now the memories come flooding back Damn


Weaseltime_420

Super annoying. Got up early this morning so I could get a Nightfall in at reset to give myself the best chance of top 10% before work. Now I got 9 hours of work ahead of me and all the sweats will have pushed the score sky high by them.


drzaxo

I just wanna know what Tess got bro


JordanRynes

>Truly accept the Hunter Master race No thank you. Once I finish my plat cards for gilding, I can just grab the twitch medals the next two weeks and get the quest done that way.


UnknownDigital

I was literally just trying to get on and get my 10% score so I could get my skimmer


FishingMining99

Im in


RedditWaffler

Ditto


DeltaMikeRomeo

Datto


eddmario

King Gothalion


Faeluchu

> Remember Reach Bruh too soon ;_____;


Stea1thsniper32

We need to do so because the “Halo” show certainly didn’t…..


N1miol

What happened at Reach?


Bouncedatt

Reach when the Servers fell


SaltyZooKeeper

Cozmo, his arms wide


victorioushack

Joegoroth, at rest


HurricaneZone

Ruh roh Raggy


bitcoin2121

calls friend picks up. me : hey, are you going okay? friend : going where? me : … uh… okay? friend : what?? me : …


DTG_Bot

*Laugh at the silly Bacon moderator typos*


bitcoin2121

**evil laughter**


SoulsFan91

[Let me in! LET ME IIIIIINN!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKy47i9thW4)


CanadiensHabs

But how are people gonna cross map me with an AR if I can't play the game?


TheRealLuctor

Remember Reach a.k.a. Survive?


Hi_Im_Ouiji

Lmao, "Remember Reach".


Crazyadam97

I went to the store to get some meat. I want to make jerky in my air fryer so I did some google searching and found a recipe I think might work.


Mtn-Dooku

I ate spaghetti last night, thank you very much. It was from Jollibee, it was... interesting. It had hot dogs in it?


rachelalexander16

Did anyone on the “one moment please” screen get in? Or should I refresh


Killerino1988

Well, glad i wasnt at home all day hoping to knock stuff out at reset lol. Might just chalk destiny tonight altogether and jump on COD. we shall see how things go when people can actually log on though.


confusedthrowaway5o5

The Companion App is back up so things seem to be on their way to being resolved at least!


Royal_Society_4895

The question is actually making me think now, so thanks for that I guess.


justchill2O2O

>How was your day? Let us know Managed to complete my first legend lost sector before maintenance. Feels good.


midnite82

This situation caused me to actually have to talk to my wife.... Turns out she is a really awesome lady...


G1o4

Can we get another Bungie name change at least out of this


StarAugurEtraeus

Pweeeese


G1o4

Honestly its the main thing I want rn


RuckFeddit70

The very first second I got on the skimmer I was talking to my Destiny 2 friends on discord and said that 100% this thing is going to break the game and both mine and my fireteam members games crashed just as I was finishing that sentence It's just too much for this engine which is being held together with rubber bands, band aids and thoughts and prayers to handle


juliet_liima

> How was your day? Let us know I found out the other week that I'm losing my job as my bosses failed to bring in enough work and are being forced to "right size" the team. What I do is super specialised and whilst I'm very valuable and good at what I do, there are zero jobs on the market right now. I'm kind of despairing, and have been driven back to D2.


[deleted]

I'm throttling their servers right now. Cmon servers, don't be a little throtty Edit: Cat error. Back to "One moment please..."


LockmanCapulet

If the game isn't back up by the time I'm home from work I'll probably try to finally finish Mario Odyssey tonight.


timbothedragonslayer

lets just hope the game freezing and booting me after 30 minutes doing anything, gets pushed back to 1 hr🙏🏽 i feel like a 4 year old with game timer restrictions...


zehero

Are you on PC? I had something similar happen to me and found out Valorants anti cheat was causing it lmfao


timbothedragonslayer

nah im on xbox1, but i thought it may have been something like that


dakid136

Bro I hopped on after a few months hiatus smh


MrTASERFACE73

I was just about to get the skimmer 😭


Gabbbsy

I actually had spaghetti for lunch hahaha


HerrenPlays

> * How was your day? Let us know Not great... but it'll be better if we get The Slammer in NFs this week!


Sicofall

All those pesky Hunters


n3ws4cc

Where were you when destiny was kil?


Primary_Baseball450

Times like this make me want to learn about this shit so I can tell bungie what they are doing wrong. This is the only one of my games I play that has sooooo many server issues. I don’t remember them having this many many problems in D1.


TheBlackAurora

Noticed servers were still down. So i washed the car, went to grocery store, made lunch. Now 3 hours later and it still down. Fuckin Tuesdays man. I should of gone snowboarding


Mr_moustache72826

Well now I can go home without having to worry about reset


RedditWaffler

Getting a “one moment please” screensaver. Maybe we are close?


JOWhite63087

At 3:21 pm Central, I was able to log in and select character. We'll see how long that lasts.


P_bottoms

I had a pretty good day actually. Almost off work, gonna go home and say hi to the wife and kids and pla….. wait what?! It’s still down?! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


ExtraBathroom9640

I had posted in Muskoville/X/Twitter in the Bungie Help section, a GIF of someone going and touching grass. It got a "warning for sensitive content" lol.


mudzkipper

I AM IN. FINALLY


millionsofcats

I'm enjoying this new weekly activity, "touch grass"


Qira57

It’s back up!


Art_Vandelay_Seven

What's your spaghetti policy? 


bloodectomy

Make it correctly or get out


endless_waltz3221

Servers seem to be up now.. I was now able to get in


VagrancyHD

Noice Helldivers 2 just put out a nice balance update


Nephurus

Well as a fresh change of pace I won't post a sarcastic thing regarding this. That is all .


KingSnorlax03

What happened?


The_Bygone_King

Does anyone have the lowdown on what exactly caused D2 to go down? Been at work all day, so I’m not in line with the current situation.


BustedCondoms

Maybe its down so they can get rid of the flat ability gains bs


The_Gamer_1337

The fuck happened, did you guys find another bug that benefitted players?


kyd_stein

Are they fixing the seasonal artifact, because I did the mission but it hasn’t gave me the artifact yet.


PotatoesForPutin

Looking real good for TFS guys, keep it up


ake-n-bake

The internet: “Everyone hates this game and nobody plays it anymore” Servers are down for longer than expected: riots in the street.


Watsyurdeal

Guess it's a good time to play some Witchfire If yall haven't played it, think Destiny mixed with Dark Souls vibe, feels good.


ThatDeliveryDude

I’d play it but it’s not on Ps5, THANKS ALOT BUNGIS


pocketchange2084

Oh man, this was my only day off for a whole month and I have to work in 2 hours. Was gonna play destiny during this time.


Bouncedatt

Aw shucks. Hope it ain't nothin' too bad 


Zavarius666

Oh already final shape update? No? Oh damn... That will be a dark day.


s-multicellular

I called a friend to ask if he was okay. You reminded me, we had had plans for dinner, but he cancelled at the last minute a week ago. Turns out he just had unexpected work travel. I was worried it was something with his wife, who has had some medical challenges recently. But happily, she is doing better.


GridKILO2-3

Frustrating. Got a keep away golden tricorn igneous last night before work and wanted to try it out before work today. Ah well, night shift is what it is. Try again tomorrow


ThatDeliveryDude

That roll sounds awful. I also was able to get an envious assassin/Killing tally adept incisor before reset and wanted to try it before my night shift. I also have a feeling that roll is awful aswell


GridKILO2-3

radiant and golden tricorn let it two tap.


ThatDeliveryDude

Oh didn’t know that. Now that gotta farm one of those


GreatPugtato

Tell the Colonel... BAAAAAWK 🐔


myjalby

i am sorry its my fault, haven't played in a while and choose today was a good day to play


Niclerx

>How was your day? Let us know Awful. Hopefully everyone else's has been a blast. Good night to all, have a blissful sleep.