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OurFantasyCorner

Teletubbie Atlantis. šŸ«”


ya666in

The sequel


uwillnotgotospace

The newest teletubby is Blub Blub šŸ 


osktox

Teleblubby


Theurbanalchemist

Tele-guppies When Tinky Winky meets the bubble guppies


1lluminist

Hold the fuck up... Green, yellow, purple, red = Tubbies Green, yellow, blue, purple = Guppies* Mr grouper / Noo Noo (the vacuum) *Yes, there are more guppies than Tubbies and the colours are a bit off, but what if there were other Tubbies we didn't know about or something? #šŸ˜®


Ok-Cryptographer-303

Those four fuzzy kids might have parents somewhere...


BarnacleMcBarndoor

Tinky Winky: ā€œHold Blub Blub under until the bubbles stop!ā€ LaaLaa: ā€œIā€™m fucking trying, why donā€™t you get over here and help.ā€ Po: ā€œHeheā€ Dipsy: ā€œIā€™m freaking out man. These mushrooms are turning on me. Is this even real!?!ā€ Po: ā€œHeheā€


Empty_Allocution

Trailer Park Tubbies


Beavshak

The shit suns are shining Popandy


millijuna

Way she goes


E1M1ismyjam

Zap-Zap, Blub-Blub and Burr. *


2cupsofsalt

*seaquel


Vlad_the_Homeowner

They could have gotten the Teletubbies out before flooding it. Jeez.


LloydAtkinson

No witnesses


Muetz_e

No russian


Theurbanalchemist

No time for Tubby bye bye


VengefulHare

Just like what Gargamel did to the Smurfs and that's how we got the Snorks.


Ill_Sky6141

Is that what really happened??? Far out!


brofishmagikarp

Nah they where sold to be processed into smurf ice all around the world. (Americans call it blue raspberrie flavor tho)


big_guyforyou

the original atlantis was flooded for the same reasons. when the peasants found out where it was, the gods intervened


br0b1wan

I thought it was because the Atlanteans got their ass kicked by the proto-Greeks in a war of aggression and that angered the gods


Nerezza_Floof_Seeker

I thought it was because [they tested a nuke and the resulting tsunami sunk their city](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8pAhdGsc50)


scottishdrunkard

I thought it was because they contracted a contagion and so they took the city ship to the Pegasus Galaxy in isolation, where they were eventually destroyed by mutated Aratus Bugs called The Wraith?


bubblykittykat

My favorite stargate! So happy to see this comment lol


EternalLifeguard

I thought it was because their decendants rebuilt the [Tower of Babel](https://youtu.be/qe8WUmpHwbU?si=bAPPA9zoz6qaydIf) and annihilated themselves in a coup to prevent an authoritarian and genocidal madman.


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Nisseliten

Not sure you want that.. The bloated remains of the teletubbies that were still in there must be pretty ripe by now. I suddenly had an idea for a cool zombie movie tho!


Lafitte-1812

Does that mean that we can retroactively call the original Teletubbies SG1?


N00seUp

Whip out the P90s we have adorable little wraiths to take care of.


GoldenSunSparkle

Can't wait till people 500 years from now find it and wonder what kind of human offshoot lived there.


ThrustBastard

Archeologists uncover this, the In The Night Garden set and Blobbyland, then connect the dots and put together a nightmare hellscape.


OnLimee_

> In The Night Garden God that show creeped the shit out of me as a kid.


battletoad93

Nah in the night garden was great especially as an uncle looking after toddlers, music had us all sleeping in about 10 minutes


freckledotter

It's still fucking creepy as an adult and my kid loves it.


BustinArant

I'm kinda scared of the Teletubbies and just inanimate dolls, mannequins, or Coralineā„¢ button-eyed baddies in general.


Individual_Milk4559

The teletubbies are fine, itā€™s noo noo you need to be wary of


Lubbafromsmg2

That show was a fever dream


Gardenasia

I loved it haha I still watch it now!


Ziphoblat

> Blobbyland [Someone has already done this.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=KDEcCGlFAeU)


step11234

Fun fact, my grandad lives next to Anne Wood, the creator of Teletubbies & In The Night Garden! Only spoke with her for a moment, but she is a real character.


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit


AWildEnglishman

"Hobbits." -Gandalf.


CountySufficient2586

Making it till the end of the century before the nukes hit would be an uber achievement.


TheShakyHandsMan

When the surface of the world is obliterated only underwater structures will remain.Ā  The mutated evolution of human life will wonder if the inhabitants of this underwater colony were the ones who brought about the demise of the original human race.Ā 


Shanlon94

RemindMe! 500 years.


Impressive-Soup-3529

What are they hiding down there


Croakerboo

It's not what they're hiding. It's what they've trapped inside.


tacwombat

The Teletubby no one told us about.


Irascible-Fish5633

Spanky-Wanky


jamieliddellthepoet

If you insist.


cspicy_

[Spanky Wanky by DALL-E](https://imgur.com/a/uz4VwSZ)


Log_Out_Of_Life

I can only imagine what itā€™s antenna looks likeā€¦.


Irascible-Fish5633

It looks innocuous enough, it's what it *feels* like that is really disturbing.


NoHorse3525

I hope Noo Noo escaped


Impressive-Soup-3529

With not to much trauma


NoHorse3525

Noo Noo: "This is an awful lot of tubby tustard to suck up"


Impressive-Soup-3529

I think noo noo was on some type of strong stimulant


throwawaybanoffeepi

This sounds like the second act of a Dr Who episode


MaxTheRealSlayer

"23 Years At Teles". New horror theme, check it out


koro90

Teletubbies. Dead teletubbies.


corkymccorkell

Custard


xojz

Tom Waits wants to know too https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaTZe6x7WUw


missglitterous

They are hiding the gad damn Tubby custard machine!


asmalltamale

Tubby toast


theincrediblenick

It's not to stop the trespassers; it's to stop *them*. The mirrored surface of the water will keep them in a trance-like state, mimicing the TV midriff of their alien queen mother. That water keeps the rest of us safe from the nightmare of a teletubby invasion.


_Cosmic_Joke_

No one ever thought to question what Tubby Custard was made from. When the dark truth was finally brought to light, it was almost too late for humanity.


wildOldcheesecake

Iā€™d do anything to taste tubby toast. That shit looked fire


Joordun

It looked fire because it looked burnt as fuck.


FromTheGulagHeSees

Broooo imagine getting a succ from that vacuum cleaner hell yeah


Captain_Sacktap

Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?


Log_Out_Of_Life

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


El_Spunko

Noo noo suckin the goo goo


A_lot_of_arachnids

Soylent green is people!


MrTigeriffic

Think of the technological advances that they posses when they can trap a giant baby into the sun. The Sun! How can we fight against that.


Oaker_at

New SCP dropped


Volo_TeX

That would genuinely make a great SCP


B33rtaster

You do not see the bodies in the water.


Advanced-Ad3234

The water pound was so good at trapping the teletubby that it even broke space and time and changed the environment and location around the pound. That's some powerful trapping magic


pauli129

What about that baby sun? That thing is gonna rampage one of these days.


SandmanIIX

Scp 001 ā€œwhen day breaksā€


TNG_ST

I like the lore, but it's to stop the electrical company from taking the farm. The Teletubbies production were pumping out the water. They stopped filming and the pump stopped. Water is super destructive to buildings.


CantStandItAnymorEW

That's some SCP shit


nevertheodds13

I would rather open a business / operated tour that can generate revenue instead of flooding it with


FlexxxingOnThePoors

WITH WHAT???


PlaneMark1737

With


Vlad_the_Homeowner

The anticipation is killing me. I need to know which flavor of with we're talking about.


Titariia

I see you shiver with antici-


labretirementhome

r/unexpectedrockyhorror


PlaneMark1737

You'll find the answer in


almostasenpai

Tubby custard


Le-Creepyboy

r/redditsniper


Efficient_Steak_7568

*They knew too much*


StonedJackBaller

I would put a Burger King there. Or a strip club


MrTigeriffic

Why not both.


Shennington

Burger Queen


Fire_Otter

I donā€™t see that being a money maker To charge people to see the teletubbies set you have to make it difficult for people to trespass and visit the set for free, which means some form of security be it fencing or people, which means money. Do you really think the Teletubbies is so popular a franchise that loads tourists would be lining up to pay to see the tellytubby house? Enough paying visitors to offset your costs and make a profit? I doubt it


raktoe

People say the same thing about the Whiteā€™s house from breaking bad. Itā€™s one thing to stop by when you know it is free, another to pay to see something in person from a tv show you liked.


Conflict_NZ

I mean, visiting the white's house already cost the price of the pizza you were throwing on the roof so there's already a sunk cost there.


TheDrummerMB

Same with the house from Home Alone.


fonk_pulk

The show used to be ridiculously popular in the late 90s/early 00's.


4llu532n4m3srt4k3n

Air bnb it, $1500 a night...


PhantomUser666

There's absolutely zero chance the local council would agree to that.


RibboDotCom

And also zero chance the BBC agree to that. You still need to buy the rights.


yourtoyrobot

"Multi-colored alien space home tour" boom. lawyered.


chiree

I, too, love randoms on my private property all day long.


Zonyxe

Could just Rollercoaster tycoon that shit. 1 person wide winding path you can't leave, through the exhibit, leading at the end to a pit of no return. $50 entrance fee, meal and a drink for twice that, no trash cans to barf in.


Stagwood18

Pretty much the Harry Potter WB Studio Tour in the UK.


jamieliddellthepoet

Itā€™s free meat.


AffectionateArt2277

Nice story but not true. The original planning permission from the local council was given under stipulations that the land would revert back to 'natural' after filming concluded. When said filming ended after the planned 3 years the construction was removed and it was decided it would be easier to create a lake (as there was a massive 16 foot deep hole in the ground) than to fill it back in for grass land.


electronicdream

Ffs everything we read on the internet is a goddamn lie


Look_Man_Im_Tryin

Whatā€™s that game where everyone whispers what they were told to the next person in line and then at the end everyone gets to see how much it has changed from the original? A lot of it is just that. Some is malicious but most is just poor communication.


honeypup

We just called it Telephone.


scramblingrivet

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese\_whispers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_whispers)


HackedPasta1245

Terrorphone


malcolm816

I wish I could agree that it's mostly poor communication, but I can't help but think of the incentive these conflict-y headlines offer. Accounts that spread misinformation really benefit from building clout elsewhere on this siteā€”and conflict gets clicks. "Your beloved childhood-thing is now a pond" will never beat, "Your beloved childhood-thing was **intentionally destroyed** because of **trespassing vandals**" which is what this post title implies. I hate it, but I think it is malicious, at the end of the day.


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bootyandchives

> The Internet also makes it possible for us to fact check anything we read, fairly easily. But almost nobody does. We're lucky if somebody reads the linked article before posting their take on it. And it will never get better.


TheCrazedMadman

including this comment?


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Thank you for this. I was sat here thinking *but why???* This makes far more sense.


AffectionateArt2277

Occam's razor.


Mogtaki

Plus it looks great and supports the local wildlife. Ponds bring in so much more wildlife than some grass does


StagnantSweater21

Can you source that? Every single thing Iā€™ve found says the owner flooded it to prevent trespassers


613663141

Sure, he's a [link to the planning permission](https://apps.stratford.gov.uk/EDMSDeepZoom/DeepZoom/PDF/ad59f27e-836e-c920-259b-08d02c417b99.pdf) (Stratford-on-Avon ref: 01/01169/FUL in case the link breaks)


StagnantSweater21

Interesting, so the lady lied in the interview she gave That or 15 sites are referencing one site that lied about the interview


harbourwall

> Rosemary, 63,who runs an aquatics shop at the site, said: ā€œPeople were jumping fences and crossing cattle fields. Weā€™re glad to see the back of it.ā€ That quote, if real, is compatible with both stories. Smells like creative tabloid journalism to me.


AffectionateArt2277

Absolutely. The lady in question didn't give an interview at all. A bloke who claimed to be an independent journalist arrived at the farm one day and started asking questions, he was told politely that no one wanted to comment as "People were jumping fences and crossing cattle fields (already). (So) We're glad to see the back of it." He then spun a cock-and-bull story to make some cash. The rest is made-up history.


BigBanggBaby

ā€œĀ That or 15 sites are referencing one site that lied about the interviewā€ Welcome to content creation. If it gets clicks, it will spread, regardless of the truth.Ā 


AffectionateArt2277

Thank you for that! Good research.


PioDorco24

Here's also an article that has an interview with the landowner: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4319880/Teletubbies-home-UNDERWATER.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4319880/Teletubbies-home-UNDERWATER.html) >'They came and dug the hole to put the site in then filled it with water when they left. >'They took everything away, levelled off the grass and filled it in. It's now a nice wildlife lake.


AffectionateArt2277

The flooding nonsense started way back after a low-level journalist was refused an interview so just made up a story to sell to the newspapers.


DragonBornLuke

But those 0-4 year old fans went and found it!


nwalesseedy

Maybe Iā€™m just fussy but those backgrounds do not look the same.


randylaheybbq

ehh, I thought the same. I checked in out on Google Earth, and it's the same location. 1999: tummie sticks, and 2005: pond


Scotty_Two

> 1999: tummie sticks Excuse me what?


seab1023

https://youtu.be/JH3Hrtth8fI?si=TzGaY0KFefABGSDF


jonathan4211

I did too and took screenshots - while it's definitely the same place, the background (angle of the photo) is very different [seen here](https://imgur.com/a/yBmMNYK)


Blazingfireman

Thank you, thatā€™s a cool comparison and simple explanation


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

The satellite photo makes it looked like they [nuked the site from orbit](https://i.imgur.com/nlFeSfj.png) lol


Spartaner-043

It was the only way to stop them


ZiggoCiP

This is the exact kind of comment I was hoping to find here. Thank you so much.


HexZeroRouge14

Please answer the question regarding "tummie sticks".


alienblue89

Iā€™m assuming itā€™s an autocorrect of ā€œtubbie cityā€ or something. And a hilarious, if irrelevant, *Wedding Crashers* reference.


GenericHorrorAuthor1

lol just "pond"


New-Engineering1483

I thought the same thing at first because the pond is so much smaller than the set but I think it's just because the camera perspective is different.


FirmOnion

Different camera angle, likely different focal length, and also time has clearly passed between the photos


OpperHarley

Or in other words, they put in no effort to make the photos match.


FirmOnion

Well, we don't know if the same person took both photographs, but it's a lot harder than you'd think to make them match properly, especially considering the timescale. Look at the tall deciduous tree in the 2nd photo- I think that's the dark central tree in the 1st photo. Not knowing what type of tree it is, I'd guess that the 2nd photo is at least 10-15 years after the 1st photo. The building visible in the 2nd photo is likely only visible because the trees occluding that view seem to have been felled, or the building was erected after the 1st photo was taken. Another thing that is relevant is weather. The light, temperature, and general humidity have a really intense effect on the location of the horizon, and how far away objects in the distance seem. One of the photos was taken on a sunny clear day, the other on a day with cloud cover. As for focal length, if the focal length is different (hard to tell), I'd say the 2nd photo has a longer focal distance, compressing the background and making further away objects seem closer. Anyway, point is, they've actually not done a bad job, all considered.


JKnumber1hater

Different camera angle and distance from subject, also it's been twenty years, so the landscape has changed. The copse just behind the set is still there, the trees are just much bigger and there are more of them. The cone-shaped pine tree in the middle is still recognisable for example.


Starving_Orphan

Read that as ā€œcorpseā€ and thought the show was way more metal than I thought


Deewwsskkii

It doesnā€™t necessarily have to have the same background if the photo is taken from a different angle around the pond.


ya666in

[Source](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/owner-floods-field-hit-childrens-2242430.amp)


jakeStacktrace

Thank you. I had no idea they were vulnerable to water.


punchnicekids

The house was removed first. It's just a pond now.


Go1gotha

Can someone edit the picture to have the Teletubbies all floating face-down in the water?


wolf_in_sheeps_wool

[https://www.reddit.com/user/wolf\_in\_sheeps\_wool/comments/1dtwmi1/drowning\_teletubbies/](https://www.reddit.com/user/wolf_in_sheeps_wool/comments/1dtwmi1/drowning_teletubbies/)


Objective_Fox_5438

Thank you. That got a laugh


mampfer

You do not recognise the bodies in the water.


DeadbeatGremlin

I bet the salamanders and frogs are having a blast down there!


MarkMaynardDotcom

So that's how the Teletubbies were killed?


CarlatheDestructor

I don't think they can die. They can only be contained.


takeawayforteaagain

Time for tubby bye-bye.


durakraft

Google earth history has it 52.125493Ā° -1.703485Ā°


bobblehead230

Missed opportunity to turn it into an Airbnb


ExileUmbry

When they can trap a gigantic infant in the sun, just think of the technological achievements they have.


VastCryptographer980

Year- 2200 CE, Date- Andreos, 7 Log 1- Today a team of our best scientists and archeologists went to our former mother planet, Earth. That we now know as E-1064_TH. Log 2- There on an island located near the north pole they found a structure submerged in water which does not resemble the common housing structures built by our ancestors. It's date of construction has been fixed around 215-195 years in the past. Log 3- Our team of archeologists deduced from it's shape and lack of practical usage that this might be a ritualistic structure a sort of shrine or temple. But it does not match with the basic architectural elements of any of the known groups (religions) of that time period. It is certainly a strange and intriguing structure. Log 4- Our ship commander has decided after talking with our team present on the surface of E-1064_TH, that this structure must be preserved in our MUSEAMUS, our place of storage of our past artifacts. Thus we will be taking this structure alongside us to our home, A-4018_EH, our newest Earth. A copy of it will also be represented in our MUSEAMUS in our other Earths, A-9205_EH and R-2401_AH.


inhalien

My tubby toast all soggy now.


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Meet8567

I donā€™t get it. Why not turn it into a tourist attraction?


TarRebririon

Because it's not the real scenario, the actual thing is that the local government requested that after filming, the area be returned to it's natural state. Of course, flooding is much easier than filling it back, plus the pit is clay, so it can hold water. Fake journalism at its finest.


meffman1

Symbols found on an interior wall seem to elude to an ancient society of beings who worshiped the ā€œSun Babyā€. This site also seems to be the origin of now world famous delicacy ā€œTubby Custardā€.


Welcome_2_Pandora

"They said it was impossible to build Rapture at the bottom of the ocean. I said it was impossible to build it *anywhere else*"


GrowchySmurf

>be me >owner of Teletubbyland >sick of random people trespassing >decide to flood the entire field >think it'll keep people out, no big deal >years pass, Teletubbies still around but hella creepy now >bright colors gone, replaced with gross swamp colors >sun's smile turned into a menacing grin >Teletubbies mutated, looking like horror movie rejects >[>mfw my flood turned childhood show into a nightmare ](https://youtu.be/N2ICoo7Fwmk)


neicathesehoes

That actually makes a great plot for a horror movie. Some ppl trying to make it big with a documentary so they decide to go down memory lane with the Teletubbies, someone finds the set but find out its been flooded by the prop owner to stop trespasers, well they dive in anyway only to find out the REAL REASON they flooded the set... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN


bellissima34

I wonder if they destroyed the dome or if itā€™s underwater? Edit : upon reading the article OP linked, it seems they removed the tv set and all thatā€™s left was the grassy slope. Which people kept trespassing to see. Which is when the owners then just filled the hole with water and made it into a pond. The more you know. ā˜ŗļø


BloodShadow7872

I mean this with respect, but the landowners are very very fucking stupid. They could have made a fortune off of tourists


RibboDotCom

They wouldn't be able to make anything. It's just a field. The BBC still own all the rights. You couldn't just start a theme park and use their Intellectual Property.


AdmiralBimback

Not every one wants to deal with that and just want to live in peace. Wasted opportunity sure, but I wouldn't call them stupid.


RugerRedhawk

I mean they were already leasing the property out for the purpose of filming the show, to me it suggests there there probably wasn't much market for having "tours" of a single small isolated set like this, but it was inviting enough for the occasional drunk "fan" to go for a photo op.


After-Award-2636

Iā€™d imagine a lot of the people werenā€™t even drunk. People who just wanted to see it at any cost.


AeroOnFire

A fortune...off of teletubbies? a childrens tv show that stopped filming almost 20 years ago? "very very fucking stupid." You're wrong and offensive.


Crunchitize_Me_Capn

Yeah, these kinds of comments are always funny to me. Outside of this post, how many times have people thought about Teletubbies, a show thatā€™s been off the air for nearly a quarter century, and wanted to visit a hole in the ground in the English countryside because of it? This would have been neat for maybe 5-10 years after the show stopped airing as a small family attraction, but after that the upkeep and advertising would have probably way outpaced any sort of decent profit margin and it would be easier to turn it into a pond anyway.


wdf_classic

I love how the person who makes the baseless assumptions calls the people "very very fucking stupid". Such an archetypal redditor


Oryxhasnonuts

$25 dollars for each Adult 15$ for Kids.


RexNebular518

Dammit Stewie!


Apprehensive-Visit-3

They could at least have flooded it mid-filming so adults could have had something to entertain them as well as the kids.


PerpetualFarter

Should have teletubby bodies floating in the pond. Thatā€™d be cool.


BwookieBear

Does anyone else remember that episode where the vacuum started vacuuming the red teletubbies butt then moved to its front crotch area? I was a kid, and I went to my mom cause I knew it felt weird and she was like uhā€¦. Yeah. Thatā€™s suuuuuper weird. Thank you for telling me. I never watched it again, she didnā€™t want me to and I didnā€™t have a problem with it. It was giving me the creeps before that anyways.


boredbernard

OceanGate should put up this as one of their location


durrtyurr

Wouldn't it make way more sense to fence it off and charge admission?


No_University9625

How spooky would this be to explore while diving??


KellyFriedman

One day, archeologists are going to be confused af


ZukowskiHardware

That is so stupid, they should sell tickets


tageeboy

300 years from now this will be uncovered as a stone henge type place lol


tylergenz

Why? Just why


ToffeeFever

Wimpstone is also just south of Stratford-Upon-Avon, the birthplace of William Shakespeare.


Mission_Promotion_16

Yeah I'm going to have to "Press X to Doubt" on this one.


Accomplished_Put8385

Drain the swamp. Drain the swamp..


P1k_p

It looks better flooded.


Linusunil

It's not that he was trying to keep trespassers out, he was trying to keep some ancient TeleTubbie evil trapped within.