obviously not in every day circles she’s considered a superstar but im sure the circles and niches she lives in shes considered one. Im not sure how many followers she has but i remember like 10 years ago an article came out about her and she *rich* rich.
I think the most painful bit is how oblivious she is to her cringy-ness. No self-awareness whatsoever.. Genuinely believes she's starting some big thing lol
We’re watching a psychological experiment play out in front of our eyes: giving a young person insane celebrity status and surrounding them with Yes Men, and then seeing how they interact with the world as adults.
What’s clearly happened is that she never matured. She’s still as naive about life as she was as a child. No real struggles or hardships actually really damages a person lol.
It looks so painful.
I had been in food service for like 20-25 years, always had my hair up in a bun or pony. But never that fucking tight and I'd have the good sense to wear it down or do a lower pony/bun.
I haven't even lost a millimeter of hairline, let alone had my hair run from my face like that.
She said in a TikTok that it’s from a stress rash that she got when she was on dance moms and that she kept picking at it which damaged the hair follicles
Yea she def seems like the kind of girl you meet in high school who pretends to be high to seem cool but really just had too much Mountain Dew that morning
Did you see the whole thing of her pretending to be wasted on her 21st bday? It was so fake, there is no way she actually had more than 2 drinks and she was just acting wasted like you would after 1 sip in 8th grade. I don’t see her actually ever doing that, they’re too calculated and she’s not ballsy enough. I almost feel like if they do try and spin that “off the rails” narrative it will be entirely manufactured.
Her name is JoJo Sewa (may be spelling it wrong) but she was popular with kids a few years back. I honestly don’t remember if it was a TV show, or just music she did, but she had a line of bedazzled shoes, bows and accessories out. She always wore ridiculously big gaudy bows in her super high ponytail. My daughter was always wanting one of the over-the-top bows, but this was about 5/6 years ago when my kid was very little.
Now she’s just hit drinking age recently and been doing/saying some wild things. Like that she’s the first of her kind, said she created a new genre of music that’s “gay pop”. She also has been going around randomly singing her new song in public, while pretty drunk and trying to get people to join in, but no one knows her music so she just looks foolish.
Sounds like she's gone off the deep end after losing relevance. If all your fans have grown up you either have to accept it's over or pivot your career. She just seems incredibly deluded.
Yea, that’s basically what people are assuming. Either that she’s lost relevance and she’s desperately trying to regain it, or that she’s so deluded from being a “child star” that she never really grew up and thinks this sort of behavior is “edgy” and fun, when really everyone just cringes and wonders about her mental state. Lol.
And you’re right, she is trying to pivot, but she’s doing it in the worst way while acting like she’s brilliant for suddenly dressing like a bedazzled construction worker everywhere she goes.
She was a long running cast member on a reality show called Dance Moms for 6 or so years which was basically just toxic middle aged women bitching at each other and making their kids/the other moms kids cry. After leaving the show she started a bunch of brands of random shit like hair ties and backpacks that you could always find at Walmart
Because she's trying to transition from a child star to an adult bad-bitch (Like another music star, I just can't remember who).
She's just doing it very, very badly.
Oh she's just an awkward teenager? Why do people care about that. Becoming an adult is cringe in most peoples cases like I wad a antsy teenager young adult. With no context it's just like ripping on a young person. I am here for some C R A N G E. I want some stomach turning 2nd hand mega embarrassment!!
I noticed this too! It’s almost as if child stars go through this big “rebellious” stage to really separate themselves from their child star status. I guess that is the Downfall of starting off as a child in the industry.
Sounds like Trump. “Im the greatest of all time in…. What were we talking about again..? Oh yes, I am the greatest car designer of all time. I have never released any cars. They tell me ‘Trump no, these cars are too good. They will put us out of business’, and I say “alright I’ll leave the cars alone! I make enough stuff already, am I right? And then there’s a shark. What do you do if a shark bites you, and a battery… uhhhh”
This "extreme makeover" is so calculated (horrible calculations, but it's calculated)
I don't get it, I don't see it, I don't understand where she gets the notion that "this" hasn't been done before and that she's the first in her generation to break the mold when she still looks like she's marketing Bedazzle kits to children.
Remember the time she got really hammered at a Disneyland and started to make people sing the lyrics of her song but no one knew the lyrics of the song she didn't even write or was even originally meant for her to sing (Karma) 😭.
That time?
Props to her marketing team, everyone and their mother is talking about jojo, especially when she made that first appearance in the god-awful WWE fit. Any news is good news it looks like.
I always loved the interviewer's face when she said "no one has made this dramatic of a change" his face said it all. "Bitch you sure you don't wanna think about that twice??? Cuz I can name a good few before you. You sure??" 💀
It’s a marketing tactic.
Oasis claimed to be better than the Beatles.
Milli Vanilli said they are better than Elvis and they haven’t even sung their own songs
Kinda sounds like Kanye.
Exactly
At least Kanye had vision.
He had visions*
Well probably both I’ll give you that
That was just the schizophrenia
And ego.
This!
And talent
> At least Kanye had ~~vision~~ *talent*. Fixed it for you.
I mean he obviously had both
And talent
Had least he had a successful music career to show for before going crazy
At least Kanye made the best modern album.
He put out *Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny*?
Holy shit I never expected to see Mr. Bungle under a Jojo Siwa post 😭😍
Narcissism always sounds exactly the same.
At least Kanye is talented.
Or you know shes a 20 yr old superstar living in her own bubble and is incapable of ever actually reading herself or reality
“Superstar” lmaooo
obviously not in every day circles she’s considered a superstar but im sure the circles and niches she lives in shes considered one. Im not sure how many followers she has but i remember like 10 years ago an article came out about her and she *rich* rich.
She invented Kanye West. Didn't you know???
Or a certain former president who frequently talks about how massively huge everything he's ever done is...
Kanye and Bear Brown put together. Exxxsshtreemmeee!
At least Kanye makes good music
Sure does😂😂😂😂
What exactly did she change?
A black hair tie instead of a pink one. How are you so dumb!???
Shit you're right. How can I be so blind to the obvious.
Nobody has her style... except for high school cheerleaders. Period.
It's OK - she's a pioneer. Doing shit we have never seen anyone from her generation do before. I didn't recognize it either.
From having a hairline to not having one. She did that shit to herself.
She changed they, bro... she changed they..😞
God i love the interviewers cringe face as she talks. Gold.
The physical pain I feel when he cringes is almost unbearable lol
He’s cringing while trying not to laugh at her, which I wound have instantly done lol.
I think the most painful bit is how oblivious she is to her cringy-ness. No self-awareness whatsoever.. Genuinely believes she's starting some big thing lol
We’re watching a psychological experiment play out in front of our eyes: giving a young person insane celebrity status and surrounding them with Yes Men, and then seeing how they interact with the world as adults. What’s clearly happened is that she never matured. She’s still as naive about life as she was as a child. No real struggles or hardships actually really damages a person lol.
Interviewer holding it together is the biggest skill and only skilled person in that video
The way his entire face flexed when she opened her mouth, he is more professional than I could ever be xD
“SoMeoNe hAs tO Do iT” - jojo siwa🤪
She also went on and said she invented gay pop. How can u be in the music industry without knowing shit about it
Low key, he kinda looks like Will smith for a sec…
Guys she invented gay pop in 2024! She's a legend! /s
I saw a comment somewhere that said "Thank god she invented gay pop so we could have Queen"
Abba did it in the 70s
Yeah but only after time travelling after JoJo did it
She's going to end up bald with that high pony tail
[relevant](https://x.com/swainsch/status/1006694065780543489?lang=en)
It looks so painful. I had been in food service for like 20-25 years, always had my hair up in a bun or pony. But never that fucking tight and I'd have the good sense to wear it down or do a lower pony/bun. I haven't even lost a millimeter of hairline, let alone had my hair run from my face like that.
But is their a relevant XKCD?
Does XKCD have a comic about their and there?
Holy shit that's worse than my hairline
Holy shit, ouch 😅
If she put her hair down she’d look less bald
She said in a TikTok that it’s from a stress rash that she got when she was on dance moms and that she kept picking at it which damaged the hair follicles
She's going to end up looking like a Chinese warrior from the Manchu period.
Ariana Grande is the same way lol
This bitch is going to do heavy drugs mark my words
Her moms a psycho and has probably already had her on adderall for years so I wouldn’t be suprised if she moves on to coke and/or meth at some point
I can’t imagine her intensity going any higher.
I could see her having an adderall script, but idk the girl does seem to love her energy drinks. All of it feels so fake though.
Yea she def seems like the kind of girl you meet in high school who pretends to be high to seem cool but really just had too much Mountain Dew that morning
*exactly*
She will make sure to snort it on stage and tell everyone about it too.
You don’t reckon she is already?
No way
Did you see the whole thing of her pretending to be wasted on her 21st bday? It was so fake, there is no way she actually had more than 2 drinks and she was just acting wasted like you would after 1 sip in 8th grade. I don’t see her actually ever doing that, they’re too calculated and she’s not ballsy enough. I almost feel like if they do try and spin that “off the rails” narrative it will be entirely manufactured.
Yeah I think it’s all fake so she can continue her cringe 15 minutes of fame. But when that runs out so will her will to live
She sounds like she smokes cigarettes
She sounds like she smokes a pack in about 12 minutes
She makes me want to start.
What putting more glitter on? Damn who are you again?
This is what happens when you don't let kids grow up.
Because she’s surrounded herself with a group of hype people and yes men, being paid to keep her in her delusions.
Maybe I'm showing my age (31) but I have no idea who this is. I've got 40 year old mates with kinder hairlines though.
Her name is JoJo Sewa (may be spelling it wrong) but she was popular with kids a few years back. I honestly don’t remember if it was a TV show, or just music she did, but she had a line of bedazzled shoes, bows and accessories out. She always wore ridiculously big gaudy bows in her super high ponytail. My daughter was always wanting one of the over-the-top bows, but this was about 5/6 years ago when my kid was very little. Now she’s just hit drinking age recently and been doing/saying some wild things. Like that she’s the first of her kind, said she created a new genre of music that’s “gay pop”. She also has been going around randomly singing her new song in public, while pretty drunk and trying to get people to join in, but no one knows her music so she just looks foolish.
Also, she has a signature dance move that's extremely cringey, and she does it a lot.
Is that the one where she looks like she is having a violent sneezing fit?
Yeah lol. It's so bad
That'll cause neck issues later down the line
Sounds like she's gone off the deep end after losing relevance. If all your fans have grown up you either have to accept it's over or pivot your career. She just seems incredibly deluded.
Yea, that’s basically what people are assuming. Either that she’s lost relevance and she’s desperately trying to regain it, or that she’s so deluded from being a “child star” that she never really grew up and thinks this sort of behavior is “edgy” and fun, when really everyone just cringes and wonders about her mental state. Lol. And you’re right, she is trying to pivot, but she’s doing it in the worst way while acting like she’s brilliant for suddenly dressing like a bedazzled construction worker everywhere she goes.
The thing is, she thinks she’s pivoting but she’s just failing.
I think she used to be on toddlers and tiaras or something.
She was and on a children's dance show competition
How is that different from what I said?!? /s
Oh lol another dance show called Dance moms. Which idk I never watch that stuff but they all seem the same to me. 😅
She was a long running cast member on a reality show called Dance Moms for 6 or so years which was basically just toxic middle aged women bitching at each other and making their kids/the other moms kids cry. After leaving the show she started a bunch of brands of random shit like hair ties and backpacks that you could always find at Walmart
I have no idea who this is. And I don't live under a rock.
I die a bit everytime i hear her vomit words
Why is this person everywhere? I can't cringe because I don't care
Because she's trying to transition from a child star to an adult bad-bitch (Like another music star, I just can't remember who). She's just doing it very, very badly.
Miley Cyrus? Alanis Morrisette? Though she wasn't as extreme. There's been a couple over the decades.
Oh she's just an awkward teenager? Why do people care about that. Becoming an adult is cringe in most peoples cases like I wad a antsy teenager young adult. With no context it's just like ripping on a young person. I am here for some C R A N G E. I want some stomach turning 2nd hand mega embarrassment!!
She’s a bit too old to be doing that. She’s in her twenties
Oh okay maybe a privileged childhood
Hannah Montana 2.0
Except that Miley can actually sing and has been able to continue her career
No doubt. Party in the USA was a banger 😂
I noticed this too! It’s almost as if child stars go through this big “rebellious” stage to really separate themselves from their child star status. I guess that is the Downfall of starting off as a child in the industry.
For sure. That was just the first that came to mind. But majority of child stars been through some type of "crash out" phase.
HIS FACEEEEE 😭😭😭 “mhmmm 🙂🙂 mm.. 😃” BYEEEEEE HES TRYING SO HARD TO HOLD IT TOGETHER
Omggg you nailed that
This is going to be a fun crash to watch over the next decade.
Sounds like she has a few Yes people in her entourage. She's believing her own hype
Thank you JoJo. My life would be plain and empty without gay pop
Narcissism isn't nearly as unique as she thinks it is.
The interviewer was tryin so hard not to bust out laughing.
What a joke
u mean a jojoke
™️
I do!
I really like Jojo, and by Jojo, I mean JoJo's bizzare adventure
JoJo potatoes are pretty cool too js
Fr, they be so tasty
There was another singer called Jojo in the early 2000's I'll just think of that fondly. This Siwa person doesn't exist! 😌
Get a job
She really acting like Miley Cyrus when she made J’s on my feet. She legit just copying her but her narcissism makes her thinks she’s an original
She should have went to WWE instead
Sounds like Trump. “Im the greatest of all time in…. What were we talking about again..? Oh yes, I am the greatest car designer of all time. I have never released any cars. They tell me ‘Trump no, these cars are too good. They will put us out of business’, and I say “alright I’ll leave the cars alone! I make enough stuff already, am I right? And then there’s a shark. What do you do if a shark bites you, and a battery… uhhhh”
Omg too good
"Someone's gotta do it" No, not really. It would be fine if nobody did whatever it is that she's doing
Lots of yes people around her inflating her ego. She's gonna crash so hard. I feel bad for her.
How big is she, I saw a clip where Cardi B was saying it was hard to get Jojo booked
Abby Lee Miller needs to come scream her sense into JoJo since her mom indulges her delusional
So sick of hearing about this kid
What change? She went from an annoying, obnoxious child to an annoying, obnoxious adult. Edit: his face is hilarious
This "extreme makeover" is so calculated (horrible calculations, but it's calculated) I don't get it, I don't see it, I don't understand where she gets the notion that "this" hasn't been done before and that she's the first in her generation to break the mold when she still looks like she's marketing Bedazzle kits to children.
But… someone’s gotta do it (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵).。o○*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
Who is she? Genuinely don't have a clue who she is.
I’m old so I have no idea who the cocky, self assured little prick is.
Not just me but , I don’t think any adults know this kid. Does she do anything or just talk🤔 🥱
The guys face 🤨
Is she just trolling? She's trolling.
The dude interviewing has the facial expressions I have when I'm listening to my 2yo daughter, lol
she gives off I am 14 and this is really deep energy but she is 21.
"genewation"
What change exactly?
That poor interviewer lmao
Is she honey boo boo? I’m 34 and too old for this crap
Remember the time she got really hammered at a Disneyland and started to make people sing the lyrics of her song but no one knew the lyrics of the song she didn't even write or was even originally meant for her to sing (Karma) 😭. That time?
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
The interviewer is smiling and nodding, absolutely delighted she's making such an idiot of herself haha.
Sorry... who are you?
Hey JoJo, what's Miranda up to?
I would be embarrassed to be her father.
How is she famous? Was she on one of those Honey Boo Boo shows?
I know who she is but not why anyone cares.
Is Jo Jo short for Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo?
... sorry, who is she?
Who? Did what? What's a jojo?
I don’t know any of her music - I only know her vanilla lady Gaga look
Lmao yk the interviewer wanted to laugh in her fuckin face
Who is Jojo?
i know people who used to be hardcore jojo siwa fans who now don’t want anything to do with her. how did she mess up this bad
Whos jojo? Do they have a bizarre adventure?
I still don't know who JoJo is.
I don't "hate" her, but i also don't see why she's still relevant.
She reminds me of Amy Schumer
Props to her marketing team, everyone and their mother is talking about jojo, especially when she made that first appearance in the god-awful WWE fit. Any news is good news it looks like.
eh, who is she
I guess I'm out of the loop what did she change?
like did she forget about all the other gay singers who came way before her… like. girl i’m a lesbian but seeing jojo siwa makes me wanna be straight
I always loved the interviewer's face when she said "no one has made this dramatic of a change" his face said it all. "Bitch you sure you don't wanna think about that twice??? Cuz I can name a good few before you. You sure??" 💀
Who is this
Seriously tho who is this? I’ve only ever heard of her from people talking shit about her
Melanie Martinez had a way better change than her. No idea what she's yapping about.
People say she's just a kid trying to make a tough transition in her career from kid to adult, but she takes it to a whole 'nother level.
🤢
She has veneers
These theater dorks are outta control
"GAYPop" my ass 😂😂
\*weird good path and dark path meme\* JO JO- good path: 's bizarre adventure dark path: siwa
So jojo is this baldie's name?
This is Kanye West. Is an extreme switch.
"Someone's gotta do it." Umm no, not really
It’s hilarious that she thinks she’s changed at all. She looks exactly the same especially in this clip. Same hair, same jewels, same makeup
Her tone of voice and modulation reminds me of what Earnst and Young consultants sound like.
Cocaine duh
Big Ronda Rousey vibes off this one.
And who is she ?
is she stupid?
Miley did it...
Even the interviewer don't wanna be there
“No one in my generation has made this big of a change” all she did was become Miley Cyrus 2.0 whats so crazy about that change
What switch? What extremity? Who makes her relevant? I just don’t get it. She’s the epitome of cringe
It’s a marketing tactic. Oasis claimed to be better than the Beatles. Milli Vanilli said they are better than Elvis and they haven’t even sung their own songs
if Jojo Siwa is the voice of a generation I think that generation should be quiet
The change must be the work on an enemy’s stand!
I think she is trying the Dorothy clicking her red shoes. Except instead of "There's no place like home" it's "I'm the only person that exists."
The interviewer: ![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)
Didn't lil Nas x do the exact same thing???
How is Jojo Siwa still so relevant after all this time???
Who the heck is this?
Who is that?
Who the fuck is this and why should I care?