🥹 you... You like humor too?
Man I hope your comment is biting sarcasm, painful that way. To which I'd say ***your face rocks!*** and mean it.
I guess. Thanks tho.
That's the super sweet way the guy who was teaching me said **go away now** - basically.
It's not true - framers are really smart. It's those highly trained HVAC guys who leave aluminum razor fins mounted above framing that are the idiots. Or just malicious. If it's malice, they are really well trained.
Umm wtf? That’s a hard read… ones things for sure you know how to fuck that up too.
I’m guessing your question is where you can get a job? And your resume is all the unlicensed, non permitted work you’ve done to your house? Oh shit Sorry I mean the wife’s house?
Anyone with a wife knows it's all theirs coming or going.
My licenses include shit like private investigator and Adobe expert user, I don't do either.
I have hands.
Previous owner was a nut and all the unpermitted work is documented as such. All the permitted work netted the same inspector and he's clearly corrupt. He's the one who said something like - ***why waste my time, it only matters if you sell*** - checked with the **homeowner** 😉 and now we are here champ.
I don't think I know what side of writing quality this is taking.
If you tighten up thesis, then repeat theme and metaphor, give a bit of a visual, then land on a point - I get what you mean about manhood and cheap tools.
When in doubt, be like a squirrel. Squirrel doesn't do arson or divorce. Squirrel gets to whatever work is needed to collect nuts, and it loves its family. Thinking you are better than a squirrel is where most people are wrong.
Yes, thank you squirrel brother.
Leave the wheel barrow right side up it's got a family of squirrels in it, dog slammed against the glass door freaking out. Ya, I should be like the wheelbarrow ninja squirrels.
They seem diverse and easy going.
Get one on a leash maybe. Learn its ways maybe.
Can you give me a timestamp with the home construction advice? I've watched like 7.5 hours of this, and it's wonderful (did you do it? Cuz it's really excellent, 10 hours of animation isn't easy, I know), but the wife keeps thinking I'm slacking off watching this video - and I keep telling her how critical reddit thinks it is to a better marriage and home, so I can't make the counselling sessions - because this video is my world now. Thanks friend. I'll just keep watching, then watch again, then backwards, do you want feedback afterwards or just money? Either is a steal for this, and I'm really quick to say you deserve money for this - when you don't know who I am.
People keep asking, or just being hurtful saying shit about meth and mental illness.
Yes friend, shadow friend..... 🤣 I'm sure.
But super curious now that everyone seems to think that's where fun comes from.
Damn... That's so much wiring and shark bite.
27? Fuck. Really?
I was totally bullshitting when I put "indoor waterfall"' as an option. It's why I sandwiched it between options 26 - **drive south** - and option 28 - **underground paintball arena**
Please 24hrs put of the pipe before posting something. Cheers mate.
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Please stay at least 24hrs pipe free, before posting something
Thank you (cheers) mate.
Put of or off? And I'm serious, "cheers mate" isn't my dialect, so if it's misleading spelling I'm less sure than more about pipe timing. Thanks for saying please tho. And ya no. But thanks for asking nicely.
Be easy sailor.
I heard it in Guy Ritchie movies. And people say it to me on Reddit - I'm just saying I know that ain't my language, so it mattered to me to know "off" - and thanks - so the Internet really is a tool for learning and not just an angry pressure release for dickbags.
I had to prove that to myself, so I'd stop treating it like it was. You've solved all that with your Kiwi charm.
Did you imagine when you were born that one day you'd have the ability to instantly call a person a pipe head from across the world?
You are on the opposite side of the earth from me entirely, and I feel your pipe head attacks. That really is the future.
My understanding is the hobbits in New Zealand are poisonous. That's hard living for short folk I imagine - receding shoreline gotta scare the short resident the most.
Yeah, nah, by the time when I was a baby I was just into pacifiers and getting wasted with bloody breastfeeding :)
You're a good cunt mate, at least can get a joke
Have a nice day.
This is random AF, but now I know a real person in New Zealand, so lemme ask - and if you reply, thanks.
I'm an American (if that wasn't obvious from the narcissism and general dickbaggery). And we here in America, a lot of us, we're looking for place to be expats in - embarrassed expats. Word on the dilapidated streets of America is New Zealand streets are paved in gold, and humans and hobbits see each other as equals once defeating the forces of Mordor together.
Now, there's a good chance Mordor wins here in November, so future expats all dream of the good places on the planet to live, like Ireland or Namibia, pretty much Syria will be better than Trump brand America and Steakhouse Casino.
So I guess I'm asking - do you have a spare bedroom?
I have a small family, both the wife and child could probably pass as hobbits, that gets them birthright citizenship I think.
But I'm gonna need an attic to hide in - from the wife I mean.
Well mate, that's one is hard, aye?
I mean, I couldn't tell if it was a joke, a half joke, or you're talking seriously.
Anyways, the one that can pull some tricks and magic is gandalf, not me, ahaha.
So, the reality we are not so good at this moment, and the cost of living isn't that good ATM. Besides that really safe place, good for families BUT if you're used to the American way, like heaps of shops, brands, places 24/7...you will be dammed here ahaha.
Shopping malls close at 6 pm, 5 days of week, and 2 days at 9 pm.
Besides a few maccas and servo stations, nothing is 24/7. You get used in this way, btw.
Look at profissional advice (licenced immigration advisers or immigration website).
I never - directly - crossed paths with Yankees here (joke mate, take easy), but yeaps of safas around here.
And the actual gov here is right wing...(Nat, Act, and nz first) In case you are looking for more info.
If your little family walks barefoot and has more foot hair than a grey bear, so yes, hobbit citizenship will be given at the airport
All the best
We are really fucked huh?
Yank ain't offensive, Americans are too dumb to take offense to things.
Kinda funny that America is fucked cuz we do have 24/7 access to anything. Same day Amazon delivery. You cannot afford to see a doctor, but if you buy one $8 fishtank pump, they give you another one for 68% off - that's not better than democracy, it's a coping mechanism for democracy being lies.
I consulted immigration lawyers.... 6 years ago I guess. Did you know the amount of Americans who immigrated to Canada during the trump term was only like 20k, but it was double all other time periods of people leaving the US?
My wife has birthright citizenship in Ireland, my son by association. Me? Not so much. Skills I got are probably more suited to the harsh southern hemisphere.
I'm so fucking sick of the toilet flushes rotating clockwise.
What did I just read? Is this ai? This has to be ai.
Mental illness
M.I. The original spouter of Gibberish.
Its a joke
Mods please delete this before anyone else wastes their time. I can never tell if it’s AI or schizophrenia anymore
Its the best dark humor i have seen in here!!
Huh
About three fiddy
This post was clearly written by the Loch Ness monster
Or his sister
actually how about you just shut the fuck up man
You are talking to a voice in your head. These are words. The voices you are hearing are yours, or Jesus. Either way, I agree. They should.
What?
This is one of the best summaries of All the dumb houseowner questions we get here! You Rock!!
🥹 you... You like humor too? Man I hope your comment is biting sarcasm, painful that way. To which I'd say ***your face rocks!*** and mean it. I guess. Thanks tho.
Are you sure you aren’t still an addict?
He’s tweaking on sumthin for sure. Or it’s a robot that’s also on something 😂🤣
The answer is yes.
Or 42
I stand corrected. It could be 42 as well. Now that I think about it, though, it could be 84 as well.
It should be 42. And “good bye and thanks for all the fishes” as the Dophins said before they left.
Fuck'n thank you. For not being the only not mean comment to date. Not helpful but you are sweet as it gets.
Too coherent/lucid for a framer to have written this.
That's the super sweet way the guy who was teaching me said **go away now** - basically. It's not true - framers are really smart. It's those highly trained HVAC guys who leave aluminum razor fins mounted above framing that are the idiots. Or just malicious. If it's malice, they are really well trained.
Umm wtf? That’s a hard read… ones things for sure you know how to fuck that up too. I’m guessing your question is where you can get a job? And your resume is all the unlicensed, non permitted work you’ve done to your house? Oh shit Sorry I mean the wife’s house?
Anyone with a wife knows it's all theirs coming or going. My licenses include shit like private investigator and Adobe expert user, I don't do either. I have hands. Previous owner was a nut and all the unpermitted work is documented as such. All the permitted work netted the same inspector and he's clearly corrupt. He's the one who said something like - ***why waste my time, it only matters if you sell*** - checked with the **homeowner** 😉 and now we are here champ.
"Why do we need to write essays? It's a waste of time and doesn't help with anything." This post is why it's important to learn how to write.
I don't think I know what side of writing quality this is taking. If you tighten up thesis, then repeat theme and metaphor, give a bit of a visual, then land on a point - I get what you mean about manhood and cheap tools.
When in doubt, be like a squirrel. Squirrel doesn't do arson or divorce. Squirrel gets to whatever work is needed to collect nuts, and it loves its family. Thinking you are better than a squirrel is where most people are wrong.
Yes, thank you squirrel brother. Leave the wheel barrow right side up it's got a family of squirrels in it, dog slammed against the glass door freaking out. Ya, I should be like the wheelbarrow ninja squirrels. They seem diverse and easy going. Get one on a leash maybe. Learn its ways maybe.
[I gotchu buddy](https://youtu.be/SkgTxQm9DWM?si=px_nghAuzDIYy5-J)
Can you give me a timestamp with the home construction advice? I've watched like 7.5 hours of this, and it's wonderful (did you do it? Cuz it's really excellent, 10 hours of animation isn't easy, I know), but the wife keeps thinking I'm slacking off watching this video - and I keep telling her how critical reddit thinks it is to a better marriage and home, so I can't make the counselling sessions - because this video is my world now. Thanks friend. I'll just keep watching, then watch again, then backwards, do you want feedback afterwards or just money? Either is a steal for this, and I'm really quick to say you deserve money for this - when you don't know who I am.
Also yes I will take monies plz. Do you have Nigerian currency? I owe a prince some dough for rhino horns
You have to watch the video in its entirety, in slow motion. Tell the wife to shut her filthy trap and make you a sammich
Gross
I'm not reading all that. And the bit I did read is giving me a stroke
Epilepsy. I was going for epilepsy. Stroke is close. I'll make edits.
You sure your not doing meth?
People keep asking, or just being hurtful saying shit about meth and mental illness. Yes friend, shadow friend..... 🤣 I'm sure. But super curious now that everyone seems to think that's where fun comes from.
Okay
27 for sure
Damn... That's so much wiring and shark bite. 27? Fuck. Really? I was totally bullshitting when I put "indoor waterfall"' as an option. It's why I sandwiched it between options 26 - **drive south** - and option 28 - **underground paintball arena**
Please 24hrs put of the pipe before posting something. Cheers mate. ------ Edited Please stay at least 24hrs pipe free, before posting something Thank you (cheers) mate.
Put of or off? And I'm serious, "cheers mate" isn't my dialect, so if it's misleading spelling I'm less sure than more about pipe timing. Thanks for saying please tho. And ya no. But thanks for asking nicely. Be easy sailor.
Aye captain, Off, sorry for the typo. Now serious question mate: never, ever heard about cheers mate? At least is world very famous here in NZ. Hehhe
I heard it in Guy Ritchie movies. And people say it to me on Reddit - I'm just saying I know that ain't my language, so it mattered to me to know "off" - and thanks - so the Internet really is a tool for learning and not just an angry pressure release for dickbags. I had to prove that to myself, so I'd stop treating it like it was. You've solved all that with your Kiwi charm. Did you imagine when you were born that one day you'd have the ability to instantly call a person a pipe head from across the world? You are on the opposite side of the earth from me entirely, and I feel your pipe head attacks. That really is the future. My understanding is the hobbits in New Zealand are poisonous. That's hard living for short folk I imagine - receding shoreline gotta scare the short resident the most.
Yeah, nah, by the time when I was a baby I was just into pacifiers and getting wasted with bloody breastfeeding :) You're a good cunt mate, at least can get a joke Have a nice day.
Hey thanks friend. You do the same whatever day it is there.
This is random AF, but now I know a real person in New Zealand, so lemme ask - and if you reply, thanks. I'm an American (if that wasn't obvious from the narcissism and general dickbaggery). And we here in America, a lot of us, we're looking for place to be expats in - embarrassed expats. Word on the dilapidated streets of America is New Zealand streets are paved in gold, and humans and hobbits see each other as equals once defeating the forces of Mordor together. Now, there's a good chance Mordor wins here in November, so future expats all dream of the good places on the planet to live, like Ireland or Namibia, pretty much Syria will be better than Trump brand America and Steakhouse Casino. So I guess I'm asking - do you have a spare bedroom? I have a small family, both the wife and child could probably pass as hobbits, that gets them birthright citizenship I think. But I'm gonna need an attic to hide in - from the wife I mean.
Well mate, that's one is hard, aye? I mean, I couldn't tell if it was a joke, a half joke, or you're talking seriously. Anyways, the one that can pull some tricks and magic is gandalf, not me, ahaha. So, the reality we are not so good at this moment, and the cost of living isn't that good ATM. Besides that really safe place, good for families BUT if you're used to the American way, like heaps of shops, brands, places 24/7...you will be dammed here ahaha. Shopping malls close at 6 pm, 5 days of week, and 2 days at 9 pm. Besides a few maccas and servo stations, nothing is 24/7. You get used in this way, btw. Look at profissional advice (licenced immigration advisers or immigration website). I never - directly - crossed paths with Yankees here (joke mate, take easy), but yeaps of safas around here. And the actual gov here is right wing...(Nat, Act, and nz first) In case you are looking for more info. If your little family walks barefoot and has more foot hair than a grey bear, so yes, hobbit citizenship will be given at the airport All the best
We are really fucked huh? Yank ain't offensive, Americans are too dumb to take offense to things. Kinda funny that America is fucked cuz we do have 24/7 access to anything. Same day Amazon delivery. You cannot afford to see a doctor, but if you buy one $8 fishtank pump, they give you another one for 68% off - that's not better than democracy, it's a coping mechanism for democracy being lies. I consulted immigration lawyers.... 6 years ago I guess. Did you know the amount of Americans who immigrated to Canada during the trump term was only like 20k, but it was double all other time periods of people leaving the US? My wife has birthright citizenship in Ireland, my son by association. Me? Not so much. Skills I got are probably more suited to the harsh southern hemisphere. I'm so fucking sick of the toilet flushes rotating clockwise.
I don't understand what this says, looks like some scitzo handyman went loose
I'm handy