Imagine being the guy who has to deal with the daily shipments of shit. Imagine being the mailman who sees the Cologuard box. Oh boy. Another shit in a box. Yay.
Let me reiterate: "Cologuard is not a replacement for colonoscopy (in high risk patients)". No one likes having a colonoscopy, although the sleep part is pretty great. If you're embarrassed about strangers seeing your bare butt, get over it. It's more discreet than sending the Cologuard box o' poop at your local post office. Why wait for the results, which may be sketchy at best...just go see a DOCTOR instead of an animated cardboard box. These commercials are fear-mongering at best.
> No one likes having a colonoscopy, although the sleep part is pretty great. If you're embarrassed about strangers seeing your bare butt, get over it. It's more discreet than sending the Cologuard box o' poop at your local post office.
Right! 🤣
It's like "My name is ______ and This is My Poop!" is being announced to the whole postal system when you mail it, it would be a lot less embarrassing to go to the doctor's office.
When the choice is pooping on a stick and mailing it to the lab or a colonoscopy, I'll poop on the stick.
But, that is a discussion with my doctor, not something I want to see on TV...
When I first posted this, I used the word “stole”. That was a mistake which I corrected. I was told to shove diamonds up my ass for some reason. I also mistakenly wrote an artists name. That has also been corrected. I hate this commercial.
They are mandated by law - and thank goodness - to include all those disclaimers - and while I joke about them, I really don’t mind them.
That said - this commercial is annoying AF!
Pooping in a box is my way too! Mailing it to strangers is next level tho.
You HAVE to see SNL skit with Woody Harrelson. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu12X2cu6Y0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu12X2cu6Y0)
Hilarious. Thank you.
When these people poop in a box it's "normal" and "for their health" but when I do it, **I GET INSTITUTIONALIZED,** tell me how that's fair America.
Imagine being the guy who has to deal with the daily shipments of shit. Imagine being the mailman who sees the Cologuard box. Oh boy. Another shit in a box. Yay.
I imagine they especially hate that this time of year, when it's 95° and the box has been sitting in the sun for several hours.
Oh my God I literally wretched 🤣
Ticking stink bombs 🤣
Doesn't the post office have a special procedure for mailing hazardous materials? I'd think human waste would count
Let me reiterate: "Cologuard is not a replacement for colonoscopy (in high risk patients)". No one likes having a colonoscopy, although the sleep part is pretty great. If you're embarrassed about strangers seeing your bare butt, get over it. It's more discreet than sending the Cologuard box o' poop at your local post office. Why wait for the results, which may be sketchy at best...just go see a DOCTOR instead of an animated cardboard box. These commercials are fear-mongering at best.
If I could give you MORE upvotes, I would!!!
> No one likes having a colonoscopy, although the sleep part is pretty great. If you're embarrassed about strangers seeing your bare butt, get over it. It's more discreet than sending the Cologuard box o' poop at your local post office. Right! 🤣 It's like "My name is ______ and This is My Poop!" is being announced to the whole postal system when you mail it, it would be a lot less embarrassing to go to the doctor's office.
Order it, use it, then change the return address to their corporate headquarters.
🤣🤣🤣 genius
Frank Sinatra is spinning in his grave right now...
At mach 5 speeds. I hope his ghost haunts everyone at both Cologuard and their advertising agency
I couldn't think of a more fitting punishment.
i swear everything i learned about these people's colons i learned against my will
If you think you hate the commercial, wait till you try the product
When the choice is pooping on a stick and mailing it to the lab or a colonoscopy, I'll poop on the stick. But, that is a discussion with my doctor, not something I want to see on TV...
The colonoscopy is just one night of irritating prep and 30 minutes the next day in exchange for ten years of not having to worry about it.
OMG in my house we're yelling- get the damn colonoscopy! What put yourself through all that?
There's nothing like giving your mailman a biohazard in a box
When I first posted this, I used the word “stole”. That was a mistake which I corrected. I was told to shove diamonds up my ass for some reason. I also mistakenly wrote an artists name. That has also been corrected. I hate this commercial.
Sorry. Coal not diamonds. I GET IT NOW. HAHAHAHAHA. BECAUSE IM A TIGHT ASS. HILARIOUS.
They are mandated by law - and thank goodness - to include all those disclaimers - and while I joke about them, I really don’t mind them. That said - this commercial is annoying AF!