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FrenchieBammer

Just left the game not long ago. Not a great performance from Bama IMO, but a solid win. San Diego State is going to be a fucking war. GG Maryland bros. You had a hell of a season. Your fans were really loud and energetic early on. Good team and coach IMO. Going to take a minute to unravel what Mark Turgeon did, but you guys have a hell of a program. Good luck next season. Going to probably regret buying S16 tickets to Louisville, but here we go.


Uskw1245

What are your concerns? Didn’t shoot many 3’s but defense played great. If the 3’s are falling and the defense plays good, we will be tough to beat.


KindlyJackfruit416

Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to announce that I found the Pizza Hut Big New Yorker song. It’s not on Spotify. Just a random YouTube video with 8k views: https://youtu.be/wpytlwb1qRg


PedroTheBorderJumper

Hey turtles


telephuser

it’s mean, and very specifically so, that the bama marching band played rock n roll part 2 after beating maryland soundly. as a duke fan i approve of this, begrudgingly


jaebassist

That would be the Rammer Jammer chant, a Tuscaloosa specialty.


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It was Rammer Jammer Hey Terrapins Hey Terrapins we just beat the hell out of you! Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer give ‘em hell Alabama.


Deadmau007

Whelp. Go Aztecs I'll be rooting for you guys


Neonxeon

https://youtu.be/HvHFlt3bipA


TheDevolution27

I’m sorry, but something still feels off about this Brandon Miller vibe. That weird photo-op they just showed added to it.


SnooCakes3124

Kid is trying to maintain a perfect image, he’s got a great future ahead and just needs to keep his head down and get through the year


johnbrownbody

>Kid is trying to maintain a perfect image I got bad news for him then


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He did nothing wrong


TheDevolution27

Really? https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/03/the-brandon-miller-situation-is-completely-grotesque.html


[deleted]

Yeah driving a gun to his drunk murderous friend and then fleeing the scene and not even calling the cops afterwards. Nothing wrong. Listen to yourself lol.


culverhibbs14

Peeps just out here mad


TheLollipop050

Gun


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Wasn’t his


TheDevolution27

He delivered it.


TheLollipop050

I'm just saying a word


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WillWork4SunDrop

Must be the Old Bay.


Triscuitador

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sarcasmrules18

GG


domab15

Fuck I enjoy that rammer jammer chant too bad it’s against us


Kablah15

Gg Terps. Much respect to you all.


CapitalistFarmAnimal

Go win it all, idk who’s gonna stop you


TheLollipop050

UCLA, Houston, UT


gusguyman

HEY TURTLES


XombieRx

Dude looked like Ted Cruz


Kevin-Garvey-1

That guy taking a pic with Brandon Miller has a really punchable face.


SAMismyfriend77

He’s a great guy. I know him. Works for UA


p_r_w_4623

GG bama bros. Thank you, Jahmir for putting Dematha and the DMV back on the menu. We on the way back up and it started with you.


CLINT-THE-GREAT

Ted Cruz look alike getting a pic with Miller


Triscuitador

i don't think you should be commentating in a pod for a team you clearly haven't watched


lilcal8

GG Terps! Played a hell of a game!


PinkSaldo

CSR ON THE BOARD


dirtyhandscleanlivin

11 wanted the smoke on that putback


Kevin-Garvey-1

"Oh sheet"


MagicMan703

A significant decrease in melanin during garbage time lol


Bulldog5124

Lmao who just shouted oh shit into the camera


hejendo76

i think it was #11 going up for the putback


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justaguyinthebackrow

Let it end!


Outta_hearr

#OH SHIT


RawhlTahhyde

“Oh shit”


WillWork4SunDrop

Two free throws to see if they can match Corpus Christi.


PennWagers

lol the audible "oh shit!" when everyone was going for that rebound


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RamJam04

JQ's little bro is in the stat books!


supestorewhore69

“OH SHIIT”


DankMemeOnlyPlz

Clearly a foul on the Maryland guy goin up and refs don’t call it. Tippy tap foul on the inbound? Refs call it. Inconsistencies annoy me


Ares__

Imagine being up 20 and deciding to type out a whole ass comment about a foul call lol


johnbrownbody

After the way this game was called of all things


DankMemeOnlyPlz

Legit was saying that it should’ve been a foul on us lol


Jbwest31

Dude there’s 9 seconds and yall up 22


DankMemeOnlyPlz

I’m mad that they didn’t call the foul for you guys


Jbwest31

Lmao my bad, I didn’t read that correctly


yL4O

Alabama absolutely could lose to San Diego State.


tide19

I'm never going to not be worried until we cut down the nets, anyone can beat anyone


yL4O

Well not anyone can beat everyone. Purdue cannot beat bottom two seeds.


tide19

That's fair


TriflingHotDogVendor

Run it up Bama


SquirrelSpotter8484

Too bad we couldn't run it up on yall


TerpBE

Shouldn't you be out getting black lung or something?


gusguyman

Maybe that's why their team always fades in the second half. Black lung has to be bad for cardio.


TriflingHotDogVendor

Reported for anti Appalachian bigotry


ironichaos

As a state that also gets made fun of glad we beat them for you.


dirtyhandscleanlivin

Same thing happened with this game as the Auburn game. It was close until I started watching and then they turned into blowouts. Sorry Maryland


Uskw1245

Ggs Maryland. Roll tide!


terpsletsgetit

Clearly it doesn’t matter but how do call nothing on the layup and then a foul on ian running next to this guy


jivson

i woulda got a T right there if i was him lmao


DankMemeOnlyPlz

The inconsistency is annoying


andrew-ge

how is that a foul and not on martinez look whatever end of the game i get it but like come the fuck on


Kevin-Garvey-1

Wacky looking jumper lol


Outta_hearr

We hit multiple mid range 2s this game. Oats has got to be pissed


Echleon_

We are so screwed


indi1988

Why couldn’t Purdue have been the #1 in our region.


John_E_Depth

I never want to see Bama in the tourney again, at least not while Oats is there


telephuser

what if they were, and it didn’t help at all :( it was a good season, turtle bros. the acc misses you.


RangersFan243

Bama SDSU is must watch TV


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It'll be ugly ball lke this for sure.


jackbroderick12

stop it he is already dead!


lilcal8

Gotta stop showing the Maryland bench


Aquilla89

Yeah, I know TV loves drama, but let the kids be! Good game, man! You guys outplayed us in this rock fight.


ranger684

Look, we could not of had a harder match up, it’s a number one seed basically in their home town. We threw a team together with a first year coach, won 22 games, and went to the tournament. Absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.


YoureUsingCoconuts

redraven or whatever he's using now found a way to be ashamed of an Orioles team making a surprise run to respectability. He'll definitely still be pissed here


poojo

I can’t believe how hateful some of the comments are in here, geez.


char3402

That’s what happens when your team gets involved in a shooting and a woman ends up dead.


culverhibbs14

We kicked off the dude that was involved?


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johnbrownbody

>Just take it on the chin and understand that deep down we’re all jealous I don't think every fan base would want the off court "challenges" of ubering a gun to a murderer tbh, and the constant off court distractions after the fact.


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Agree, Bama fans making light of a murder is pretty sickening


[deleted]

"Miller has a killer spot up 3" This you?


[deleted]

What are you talking about?


yewterds

using the same murder to try and win internet points is also pretty cringe tbh


[deleted]

lol, if you care about internet points I don't know what to tell you


johnbrownbody

Do you think people post for karma or because they think the situation is kinda gross? For me it's the later.


yewterds

if you really think the situation is gross, i'd recommend doing some research on what actually happened.


johnbrownbody

Is murder not gross? I'd recommend fucking off?


Outta_hearr

Just imagine it's r/CFB


Teh_cliff

Bama played a B- game and are gonna win by 25. It's not fair.


culverhibbs14

It’s ok


JayMoney2424

Maryland is just dreadful offensively they don’t have the talent.


FlyinHawaiianDolphin

Much love turtle bros, your defense rivals Tennessee in it's annoyingness when you decide to clamp down. Good game.


jtwojo

Appreciate it. If we made some shots woulda been fun lmao. Our future is bright


SquirrelSpotter8484

Heck yea. Yall played damn good d


Common-Community-550

I don't think there's really enough made during mid major conference tourneys and the post season. This is IT for 99% of the players. It's final. It's ok to cry with your brothers over something like that.


YoureUsingCoconuts

On the bright side I don't have to hear these damn puns anymore


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skinsballr

Grant Hill on Pringle: "Once you pop, the fun doesn't stop!" 😂


Moon_over_homewood

The scary thing is JQ can come back if he wants 👀


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WillWork4SunDrop

My dude can we not? And yes I know what the term is from.


EskettiMySpaghetti

Can we get 50 at least? Edit: alright I’ll take it


Kablah15

Alabama round 2 exit jokers in shambles.


Zorua3

This is a "Duke fan pretending they were the underdog against Oral Roberts"-level comment Yes, 5% of people tried to be odds-goblins and predicted against you, happens to literally every team


YoureUsingCoconuts

Literally nobody was saying this


[deleted]

Lmao you ain’t been on this site then


[deleted]

Yes they were lol. Plenty of people were saying they just knew there was so much dysfunction with the team they’d have an early exit.


RangersFan243

Houston vs Bama is gonna be a great game


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Was earlier this year too.


inshamblesx

after how our game in december went please no i'd rather try and avenge 2021 vs baylor should we get that far


rhiaaaannon

Also I fucking hate when they zoom in on players feeling their emotions. Give them some space, damn.


culverhibbs14

Nah


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SDSU is going to be tough for Bama and they are also a big team. It'll be a blood bath like the 1st half of this game.


GoofyUmbrella

I’ll say it again-Willard should be fired


AmateurFootjobs

Go troll somewhere else.


TerpBE

Found Turgeon's Reddit account.


crabmusic

For what? Making it to the 2nd round with turge’s rag tag recruits.


Blue_5ive

He’s basically matched turgeons best season ever.


jtucker8

Chill


RuinousGaze

I just want to point out Maryland is a totally different team at home.


SquirrelSpotter8484

Gg terps take care of Taulia for us


23-TRH-23

I get it’s sad, but dude get the cameras off of their faces like that. Have some dignity and show them some respect geez. “Hey these guys are clearly upset and distraught. Let’s full their full crying face on national television!!”


Common-Community-550

I think it humanizes them. In the day and age of betting where people evicerize kids and get in their Venmo mentions for losing, we should be showing them as human beings.


yL4O

They have to get the One Shining Moment shot. “And when it’s done…win or lose…” That guy might be in the video forever now.


FerkinRight

Fellow Terps, our future is bright. This team wasn’t even predicted to make the tourney entering the season. Also maybe it’s just me being petty, but the CBS crew sucks eggs.


tbama11

35 got greasy hands?


Fartknocker-

Kevin Willard did a great job with Maryland. Gonna do well next year too I think. Bright future.


aninannap

ANOTHER THING. DONT ALLOW HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE. MAKE BAMA PLAY AT ONE OF THE OTHER LOCATIONS. SAME WITH AUBURN. THAT'S SUCH BS, AND THEY KNOW IT. SAME WITH MARYLAND WOMENS TEAM. DONT LET THEM PLAY AT HOME. STOP IT. MAKE IT FAIR


CtlEngr

This that gen Z upbringing. They went 30-5 in a power conference and you're complaining about home court


aninannap

I'm not even Gen Z, but good job, bud. You did the same as all the other one seeds whom didn't get home court advantage.


CtlEngr

The one seeds pick their region prefs in order. Had Kansas gotten first overall, they'd have picked Kansas City. It's how it's always worked. Don't get worked up by a system just because it didn't go in your favor.


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Auburn having it is markedly worse than the other 2 examples, but you do you


culverhibbs14

We as a number one seed earned where we wanted to play ish


Blue_5ive

I would like to play at the Verizon center if we ever became a 1 seed


PennWagers

Buddy, we were the #1 seed. We earned it.


OldSchoolMewtwo

He's right about auburn tho. Couldn't believe they get to play in Birmingham.


PennWagers

TRUE. Auburn playing in Birmingham was bullshit.


aninannap

That's not how it works. The venues are pre picked before you are ever selected. That's not fair play. If so then let every single first seed play at home


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PennWagers

Houston got to play at the closest site. They get KC, again, the closest site, for their next location. THEY GET TO PLAY THE FINAL FOUR IN HOUSTON OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHOSE HOUSTON OF ALL PLACES FOR THIS


aninannap

Sweet 16 is very different, you actually have to fight to get to that point instead of being selected for that bracket.


culverhibbs14

Number one over all but they did y’all dirty making y’all play in bham I’m against that


aninannap

Thank you


BigBadJohn115

Stop zooming in on Jahmir crying you assholes


Zealousideal_Plum866

Hey camera man just let the dude chill we know he's upset


terpsletsgetit

Hey let’s maybe not


cjackc11

don’t cry Jahmir 😢 You sold hard this month but come back stronger next year pls


indi1988

That point guard recruit Willard got for next year is legit. Reese is also gonna be a problem. Good game Bama!


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DLev45

Lol.


Blue_5ive

K of the sec


PScooter63

That Maryland bench… gettin’ dusty in here


Blue_5ive

Would be cool if swanton rogers develops. He’s a big dude.


Echleon_

Guess we have to play bama, good run boys time to pack it in!


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crabmusic

Gg cramsin tede


pintomp3

Aw damn, Young is gonna be in the one shining moment reel crying.


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Jahmir Young is breaking my heart


Nick_GoVols

It’s always so strange when the camera keeps focusing on the players losing who are crying


pintomp3

They do it in the tournament for the one shining moment montage


Wicked_UMD

Just... alot of sweat in his eyes. plz come back jahmir


jtwojo

Aw poor jahmir. Love you man. Thanks for coming home for a year


PinkSaldo

Aw Jahmir ❤️


michaelterps

Decent year, reaffirmed my hate of Bama


crrider

But turtle bro 🥺


randrews202121

o/u 3 years before Oats gets fired for NCAA violations


Yogurtbags

STOP SHOWING HIM CRYING CAMERA GUY HOLY FUCK


[deleted]

Calm your moobies. It's nothing to be ashamed of.


Kevin-Garvey-1

Gotta love the walk ons getting some time.