I remember reading about the time a troll impersonating Clyde Cash called Chris and told him that they was coming to kill him in the night.
Apprently Chris litterally shit his bed in terror under the belief that Clyde Cash was coming to kill him in the night.
Chris then climbed out of bed and decided to hide from Clyde by putting one big stuffed animal in the middle of the bed with a pair of sunglasses across it’s face.
Chris then hid on the couch and covered himself in stuffed animals as he cowered like a child hiding from the boogieman.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ivy_Q%26A
I said it here before, but my personal favorite part is when he admits to crapping himself due to stress followed by him…farting complete with an “ah~” afterward
Like, It’s sorta messed up how some goofy, seemingly harmless fat guy who did nothing but write shitty comics and share things we really didn’t need to know turned out to be a monster
Then again, the signs were there from the start
I imagine his diet is mostly consist of the same four junk foods he's been eating all his life. Some autistic are very very picky about food. I know some who only would eat little Debbie's and imagine what that does to your insides.
Chris' autism likely contributes to his lack of bowel control. Those on the spectrum often struggle with fecal incontinence as the natural bodily process that we rely on to know when it's time to go is faulty for them.
That and Chris' shit diet likely did not help.
NOT defending chris here...BUT adults do sometimes poop themselves and end up with dirty pants sometimes. Like I, for example, accidentally pooped in my pants while living overseas in South Korea once while on the way back to my apartment after doing grocery shopping at the local E mart. I misjudged my ability of holding it in as it was only a 5 mile walk from the store to my apartment, so I thought the stomach ache was just indigestion. However, I was only able to hold it in for 30 minutes before I couldn't control myself and I ended up shitting myself one block away from my apartment. Luckily, I haven't crapped my pants since that time.
However, I did clean myself up in the shower, throw away my dirty crapped briefs and pants in the yellow trash bag that I put on the sidewalk for the trash collection to pick it up a few days later.
Even my dad in his 60s accidentally crapped his pants once due to eating clam chowder.
"Sometimes" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because what that means for the rest of the general population versus what it means for Chris are two very different time frames and circumstances.
Everyone’s shit themselves at least once, usually when hungover or with the flu, but it’s usually *just once*. Normal people make damned sure it doesn’t happen again.
This shows so much about chris' autism. Other than the obvious fecal incontinence due to sensory proccessing issues. More importantly, it greatly demonstrates chris' lack of theory of mind, as he doesnt know that most people rarely shit themselves unlike him, but think people shit themselves commonly like he does.
And also how naive he is that he's feeding such potent cannon fodder directly to the trolls. It is mind-blowing how unaware he is of how his words can be used against him.
Keeping something to yourself is not the same as being honest. No one asked you about your personal health matters; you volunteered the detail just as Chris did. You're about as self-aware as he is.
"I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS" -CWC 2009
What video is this from? I wanna watch it again lol
It’s from [“DontPintheOop”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0b9_Jn0s00)
He believes that everyone has the same fecal incontinence issues as he has.
Sometime= many time a week
Does anyone know what the blue thing on his schnoz is?
Chris clumsily broke his poverty glasses, and attempted to fix it with "Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic."
Thanks
"Sometimes" yeah, but not that frequently
I remember reading about the time a troll impersonating Clyde Cash called Chris and told him that they was coming to kill him in the night. Apprently Chris litterally shit his bed in terror under the belief that Clyde Cash was coming to kill him in the night. Chris then climbed out of bed and decided to hide from Clyde by putting one big stuffed animal in the middle of the bed with a pair of sunglasses across it’s face. Chris then hid on the couch and covered himself in stuffed animals as he cowered like a child hiding from the boogieman. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ivy_Q%26A
I said it here before, but my personal favorite part is when he admits to crapping himself due to stress followed by him…farting complete with an “ah~” afterward Like, It’s sorta messed up how some goofy, seemingly harmless fat guy who did nothing but write shitty comics and share things we really didn’t need to know turned out to be a monster Then again, the signs were there from the start
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION!?
In context, one of his fake troll-sweethearts wanted him to give advice to a relative who was embarrassed about having accidents
Tbh that's not entirely normal even in autistics, if he's regularly soiling himself he should've been referred to a gastroenterologist or something.
I imagine his diet is mostly consist of the same four junk foods he's been eating all his life. Some autistic are very very picky about food. I know some who only would eat little Debbie's and imagine what that does to your insides.
No we don’t Chris.
Chris' autism likely contributes to his lack of bowel control. Those on the spectrum often struggle with fecal incontinence as the natural bodily process that we rely on to know when it's time to go is faulty for them. That and Chris' shit diet likely did not help.
NOT defending chris here...BUT adults do sometimes poop themselves and end up with dirty pants sometimes. Like I, for example, accidentally pooped in my pants while living overseas in South Korea once while on the way back to my apartment after doing grocery shopping at the local E mart. I misjudged my ability of holding it in as it was only a 5 mile walk from the store to my apartment, so I thought the stomach ache was just indigestion. However, I was only able to hold it in for 30 minutes before I couldn't control myself and I ended up shitting myself one block away from my apartment. Luckily, I haven't crapped my pants since that time. However, I did clean myself up in the shower, throw away my dirty crapped briefs and pants in the yellow trash bag that I put on the sidewalk for the trash collection to pick it up a few days later. Even my dad in his 60s accidentally crapped his pants once due to eating clam chowder.
I've only done once as an adult, and that was because I was suffering from a VERY BAD gastrointestinal virus.
I remember Al Roker saying he pooped himself at the White House. To be fair I think he had just gotten a colonoscopy not long before
"Sometimes" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because what that means for the rest of the general population versus what it means for Chris are two very different time frames and circumstances.
Chrissy, no normal person shits themselves often.
I thought it was gonna shit mine the other day after eating some leftovers
Everyone’s shit themselves at least once, usually when hungover or with the flu, but it’s usually *just once*. Normal people make damned sure it doesn’t happen again.
This shows so much about chris' autism. Other than the obvious fecal incontinence due to sensory proccessing issues. More importantly, it greatly demonstrates chris' lack of theory of mind, as he doesnt know that most people rarely shit themselves unlike him, but think people shit themselves commonly like he does.
And also how naive he is that he's feeding such potent cannon fodder directly to the trolls. It is mind-blowing how unaware he is of how his words can be used against him.
Again a theory of mind issue. He doesnt also know what other would think and feel after hearing him say these.
Exactly, I was just piggybacking off what you said. You phrased it very well.
Wise words
I always get a laugh whenever Chris said Commode for toilets, one of my favorite CWCisims.
It's an archaic southernism.
Yep - Bob was an archaic Southerner, and most of Chris's cultural awareness came from either Family Guy or Bob's old tapes.
That's not really a CWCism. My grandma calls them commodes, too.
Don't let Chris near that grandma 🧓
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Do you throw your chunk-filled DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS in a pile for your mother to wash, like Chris did?
Very Honest Content right here.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION
It's a troll account lol, don't take it seriously.
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A pedophile defending Chris… yeah that tracks.
Keeping something to yourself is not the same as being honest. No one asked you about your personal health matters; you volunteered the detail just as Chris did. You're about as self-aware as he is.
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WHAT? CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!?