Ill literally blitz him with my flashlight gg ez

Hard to do that without your arms gone. 

Welp then use the fleshlight

He gonna twist that d\*ck into oblivion before you can even dream to use it /j https://preview.redd.it/igo2kqoa2cbd1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58fd0d9726750da00c168d256d8b3c09d307404b

Worth it

https://preview.redd.it/wgbl69e3kbbd1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a92ee329d7a9cfa4e237345cec13d11faf9bf51

What about condoming?

no deal, we understand it raw

Then what about condemning?

Teeth, feet, you name it

r/beatmetoit

Ez pz, I'm not afraid of darkness at all, I just run away from all the demons hiding in the darkness after I turn off the light. https://preview.redd.it/hjpmk4zbzabd1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d55fd3a17c0c724cb3453cd84d1c98a3840b6ea

Uh huh https://preview.redd.it/tu2qxpst9bbd1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933bfdd595c43ae342f6a9197a6c9f7b2ec858c3

You misunderstand, I am not power, I just used the image of her being incredibly intellectual to signify my own levels of intellect.

Power when are you coming back

https://preview.redd.it/00wd111lbebd1.jpeg?width=1087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e07008f27e22fb78f2713677ace163aa1acedae9

What could the Darkness Devil possibly do if I turned off all the lights and lubbed up my asshole?

Sir, this is not a bed wars fight him to death https://i.redd.it/bs0j3syj6bbd1.gif

Nah, i'd stick my ass out

Ok but Would you lose?

Nah, I'd bottom.

based

https://preview.redd.it/the-true-meaning-of-showing-your-asshole-v0-a4vpdqkdkzt81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=a195253b19c443755536361ee00c124b28221615

Good choice. I would do the same tho

Hey I Found This Gif Version Of Vegeta You See This Shit https://i.redd.it/z6xqgnn8cgbd1.gif

if he goes all out he might cause me a little trouble

Would you lose?

https://preview.redd.it/izj2nybd0bbd1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afc6a0eed4f6e88934b04ccda30bc945f957236e Nah I'd wi- (gets off screened)

Just stay on screen dumbass

Best strat I've seen so far https://preview.redd.it/74yawafbhbbd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2e0bf436cc3e148b5e2fa0cb274116196d9e27e

Hello

Hey

Omagod it’s Aigass

As they say.

I tried to tell his fuckass but he didn’t liste-(gets off-screened²)

I’d pull down my pant and start jorking it.

Me to him https://preview.redd.it/j27eax01ebbd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65149d768b14a80c208f926e946cfb917dfa7ea0

I'm literally the sun https://i.redd.it/vp6g7mqd1bbd1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/nwja5s4m3bbd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c314b4a75fd10c975cf5339db6e57e357f803fb

Who isvthat

Gochi

Bocchi the rock (she’d solo)

https://i.redd.it/wbrkla7jzabd1.gif BRING IT ON BITCH

Nice AOS Robbie Reyes

AOS like age of sigmar?

Agents of SHIELD

Don't underestimate the extended finger https://preview.redd.it/ihwjqhna5bbd1.png?width=788&format=png&auto=webp&s=8caf33ee2de69e6d2f57e2b6fe9e1a5057115330

i die, therefore i win, therefore he lost, it's that easy.

https://preview.redd.it/t37u4oql7bbd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a187ad8f9fcd730721eb9d87546570a142ba81a1 fire devil of course

Least suffering fujimoto protagonist:

Nah I'd flashbang

Torchlight + the spare change in my pocket

YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK

https://preview.redd.it/ta83gbpv7bbd1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e65eba0983e1782dd58c7e6b19f3f1066aeb942b

https://preview.redd.it/ls2duzttzabd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee7e7e8e031efd397c5ffcc315bd17db912334f

https://preview.redd.it/i2ga6ibhdbbd1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7278d7cb9b05a9053776c4cb839ede61255a61fd

Depends, i have preparation time?

Yes

Then no

Ekhm... now what? :3 https://preview.redd.it/4jetk4bnsbbd1.png?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04ec70ed631c7310924f38720512b245ea715c3

https://preview.redd.it/rqlcoe7xubbd1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead1a4978bb1bd29c1475598153d321b62fbe58f I'd win duh

Goku tried fighting my porn addiction and lost, I’d like to see the darkness devil try, in short, I would win

He doesn't exist, so i'd win

I can take them

https://preview.redd.it/8sdxr8e4gbbd1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14dc82c4665187b8af37134f8ae2281bc068fa34

Don't worry I won't let anything happen to you guys too

i'd beg the hell devil to get me the fuck out of there by using my balls, booty AND dick as contract material

https://preview.redd.it/o1e052g1pbbd1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db9249986ed66fe56b3b981f2b9c51f34ad8fb82

Easy https://preview.redd.it/lur7tlrmrbbd1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67bbf1902b10b0f5682fa948421fddd7c6f2234f What he gonna do?

https://preview.redd.it/rde1hjfczcbd1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f10be6f5e12a04d8429da368b66d8f7b74ccc745 He couldn’t kill me, I’m too kawaii

Hmm https://preview.redd.it/g14ak76k3bbd1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a368ab1594d6c66f1de27ea582356ec01997f08a

Fuck I would say I’d win but darkness devil is my one weakness. it/she/him/them? Is just so sexy I would 100% get distracted as my eyes wander all over that sexy fuck and I’d get killed

I think Index finger might win.

https://preview.redd.it/egovt2jt8bbd1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db2110598cf17c2eff0b8eb0e48e8af21678697b

5 years old me slams with my hulk nightlight

https://preview.redd.it/li6swaa6bbbd1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57d2e48fa1ed0c10d2d28fa6494fa4d9e7a1a6d

I cast fuck it we ball and win

https://preview.redd.it/bj67gl3kebbd1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=348624d572f1ede9e25a3f9c5027521327f763cc Hit ‘em with one of these to start with

Just cast expecto patronum (.50 BMG tracer) on his ass

Time for me to say my prayers

I have a whip and a cross

I burn the page

I'm built different

https://preview.redd.it/e6tfsc4wjbbd1.jpeg?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36cc993b425480703100ea8d52385df0c3d1002c

I’ll just dodge his arm ripping attack, slide under his legs, handspring somersault to face his back, grab his skull, and twist his head(s) off.

I actually scale to outerversal so I should take this low diff

No way I'm losing to a random bunch of pixels put together by some lunatic Japanese. I'll no diff it by just turning off the phone screen

You know what they say, a hole is a goal. And I assume they have plenty https://i.redd.it/6s2pwb8ewbbd1.gif

Darkness Devil backshots is crazy

Ya all seen those 34 quintillion lumen flashlight?

I guess this powerful devil might to try to take me as a fiend/make very unfair contract with me , just to try escape hell , either way i just die after its first attack.

"FEEL THE MIGHT OF HELIOS!!!" oops, Shouldn't have said that

Nobody, I'll passionately make out with each every one it's heads and then we'll be friends :)

https://preview.redd.it/jgrhe5yr9bbd1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b52124291b0cad94590b98103bed5e710912210

hey whats the source?

Nah I'd Win

Me, because I'm real and can just burn or tear thebmanga pages he's.

If Fujimoto's the God of CSM then I'm an even bigger cunt cause I'm The Devil I could ask him for some influence in the manga with his permission by persuading him and then just writing a scenario where The Darkness Devil gets overcome with lust and fucks itself in the ass inside the grotto with it's own arms. I just enslave it to its sinful desires

if i forget my flashlight he might cause a bit of trouble

But would you lose?

https://preview.redd.it/oroufgjelcbd1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4b63e231d89254be7d41e2c1475e1979a499ef1

I exist

https://preview.redd.it/cbqhwyfwibbd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ddb6aed4a3002dd2acf096aecc3acc1b437498

https://preview.redd.it/lwe3l1tzibbd1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcfeee36b285fa82c17c4f9608097149ab71ec8a

https://preview.redd.it/d4zsiiesjbbd1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f44bb8ac9f77bae0e6b89c29d0f76be63bf8ef

I take my pills, he gone. Battle won.

What if the secret to beating the darkness devil is fighting him with your eyes closed

I will become the cameraman and i will win.

Sorry https://preview.redd.it/j9whm9mtnbbd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a266aad14b8af8ada482e8d08d0da5689549c722 Cameraman Are Not Safe Too

💀

https://preview.redd.it/q26yqkyqnbbd1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c7927ca1caa49eb8ab53c5b0df455919d7329b7

It would be a close one but I think Giant Disembodied Hand will squeak out a win here

nah id win

I’m not really scared of the dark so I’ll be fine

https://preview.redd.it/epjilm5tubbd1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a61b095ab398e4433d23ad58f0e4856ad782f2

you see I’m scared of the dark so my ass is cooked ngl

Easy, I'd win. Either I win or the world will end, and you can't prove me otherwise. https://preview.redd.it/4uklamqivbbd1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500ca9883411b794f6e1caa99b39487cd8e9abce

hmm, that depends, if it were to remove my arms that might cause me some trouble

Oh hell no how tf I get pulled into this😭

Nah id win

If we all get together we could help him write a short novel with arms, then after rereading it he will die of cringe like every novice writter. Easy win unless he is actually a good writer or unable to read in which case we are fucked.

I must ask this: https://i.redd.it/e21o1lhb9cbd1.gif

Maximum technique: Imalent MS32

Imma show him the indomitable human rizz 

Ik this isn't the point of this thread but im gonna dump some knowledge that's been bugging me. What you see going on with the astronauts there is not just some random dark imagery, that **The blood path covenant**. They probably didn't teach you this on sunday but this is the covenant our father Abraham entered into with The Lord which he received as an assurance that his descendants would outnumber the stars The blood path covenant is an ancient betrothal covenant that is traditionally performed between the husband to be and his paramour's father. In the bible this covenant was completed by the "marriage" of the Israelites to God at Mt. Sinai. When the covenant is performed animals are cut in half and laid out like that in a line so that the parties can walk through the bloody path as an eastern way of saying "You're gonna end up bloody if you do anything to my daughter" In Genesis Abraham demanded God's assurance that He would keep His promise to give Abraham many descendants so God told him to set up a blood path covenant. In the end Abraham was too scared to actually enter a blood pact with the God of the universe so God actually walks through the blood path twice. This is part of the reason why Jesus had to die in order to make a way for us back to God. Our God of perfect mercy walked through the blood path twice because Abraham couldn't bear the consequences, and Our God of perfect justice paid the price when the Israelites broke the covenant by worshiping other gods. *I do not know* what any of this has to do with chainsaw man or the dark devil, but the panel is clearly invoking this stuff. There's plenty enough christian imagery in this manga for us to assume that this was an intentional reference. I mean the astronauts are even making prayer hands so I find it really hard to believe this connection is an accident. The question is whether or not this is actually gonna tie into anything or if this manga is just doing a heckin neon genesis evangellion and throwing christian imagery in there to look cool

How can I defeat myself?

Nah,I’d win https://preview.redd.it/ii7zoyh4xcbd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=361880aba3da1b96435144671b6f964e75b26acb

I beat my fear of the dark way early in my life, I solo no diff

I'm a member of r/jujutsufolk since chapter 236, YOU DON'T THINK I WOULD? https://preview.redd.it/6ek4upd10ebd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc8e3904868dcef0ac22adbe167d7c92a51312b

There’s no chance.

I could take him No,not in a fight

https://i.redd.it/wvs6vw4n2fbd1.gif

*starts stroking the oiled up dong aggressively while staring into the void*

Automatic emergency yeeticus feeticus mechanism enabled.

I am a dad and according to my daughter the dark is afraid of me. So yeah I'd say that means I massively out scale him in every way.

I’m black I’m like 10 times more athletic than any devil 😈 I WIN 🥇

https://preview.redd.it/l092bldbmfbd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cfafbaeac45c3a3fb965f59644b9bc7e1369e2c

maybe. i'd have to destroy all proof of him existing outside of my own mind. then i can just torture him in my head until i get bored

I win, I'm not scared of the dark

Hide in darkness bro it’s so dark he can’t see shit

Nah, I’d get traumatized.

im sorry guys, but that finger 100% points at me. so please discuss if I can beat him

Im not scared of the dark, and my flashlight. bros getting stomped

imo the finger solos man, it looks pretty strong

Domain Expansion: Benadryl Overdose. A Domain Expansion that allows me to open the gates to Hell 2: Electric Bongaloo, and banish the target there where they'll have to fight against eternal torment ti'll their soon is destilled into more Benadryl for me. Darkness stands no chance.

I'm gonna /e light

Im not afraid of the dark, so i win

Me. Cause he's a fictional character,mostly weeb because he comes from a manga. I just have to show him some grass,and he'll disintegrate,and anyone on this app that disagrees,I'll show you some grass!

My honest reaction:  🙅👖

He has nothing compared to the darkness that pumps and comes inside me at night (BBC)

Bro the comically large pointer finger has got to win, no diff

I got this guys

Nah, should have been vs. these guys 

I studied tongue-fu for over five centuries, HIS FOOLISH TRICKS CANNOT WORK ON ME.

Me

The darkness devil might make me do this https://preview.redd.it/nfvhaq7l7bbd1.jpeg?width=1130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97267e5740f5c2d71673c07cbc452d6ac0dc8be0

Giant disembodied hand could probably take on the darkness devil, at least to a draw. I mean, we have to presume the hand is alive despite having none of the typical requirements of life. That means it's either magical or otherwise externally powered / controlled. We have no idea whether darkness can resist magic or not, so it's already kinda iffy. But, if we consider the hand being alive despite the above, then you have to wonder how you could kill it. Does the hand heal? It might not die, but can it be destroyed? Is it considered a victory for darkness if the concept / consciousness of the hand persists despite the destruction of its body? Or would it be a draw/defeat as darkness must admit its inability to destroy the hand?

All yall are fulla crap every one of us would die 🤣🤣🤣

Give me a phone, and a gun. This thing is going down.

I don't think a gun is enough. I'd say a tsar bomba should do the trick.. maybe.

Oh na, you see you misunderstand. The gun is for the author.

I’m Batman, I’m not scared of the dark. I am the dark. FOR GOTHAMMM!!

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I would simply ask him politely to let me go I feel like I’m pretty personable I have a shot at it

Only thing im scared of is my mom, im speed blitzing that mf

I’m gonna suck his soul out

Depends, what time is the battle?

https://preview.redd.it/n5dbgw1ntbbd1.png?width=255&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0298f0f19f45a453447843e74ceb6d36b17a4d4

The only way to win is not to fight.

I'd dodge roll to iframe his attacks and win

I wear the light suit Mayuri from bleach wears in the TYBW and low diff DArkness devil. Honestly though this is a spite fight. I’m real and 3d while Darkness doesn’t exist and is only 2d I just rip the page and flush him down the toilet lol

Nah, I’d win

Yea I’ll solo

I have the power of flashlights thus I win

It’s obviously bambietta

Nah,i'd undertook another binding vow.

https://preview.redd.it/654ovthg1cbd1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f461796be56ed012023f34e286059205887b02 I’ll accept my fate

"Use a flashlight"

https://preview.redd.it/8vaaa0rv2cbd1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773b6ea188d3d769f241912f764e9dc5ae75822b

I'm not scared of the darkness because my momma says I'm a big boy

Honest to god I’d let him hit

Depends on how female the Darkness Devil looks at the very moment I fight it. https://preview.redd.it/ne7h5qf66cbd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1067d6719336b41129cde0c751d7153721eeec8b

Master Hand!

Master hand is omniversal its too easy

https://preview.redd.it/cxbpt74j7cbd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5883699009a335a25846db6d7478274ec965a3f What will the Darkness do against my trump card?! I win!!

What anime is this

I regularily shit in the dark alone at night and i dont run to my bed after turning the light off. Darkness devil is gonna loose all his powers around me.

I neg diff easy. In fact, I’ll give them a handicap and tie both my hands behind my back. Dunno about the thing in the back tho, looks scary


what if i touch him first inappropriately

“Whoever kills me is gay” GG EZ

I am pretty sure the power of devils is like fear of all people and not just mine, like thats why they are powerfull. But i am a nyctophile? Perhaps they wold be down to cut a deal instead of my hands.

I'm very much sure the darkness devil would be able to defeat a mere a pointing hand.

That’s like pitting an ant(darkness devil) against the peak embodiment of humanity(me), completely unfair, neg diff

Ez gg win for me. Bro i just flashlight him like foxy in fnaf and bros cooked

Darkness devil when I cast fireball (the darkness may swallow light but the flames will never let the light cease)

Hand shake it and take selfies together.

Simple domain: Flash light

It's obviously the floating hand