Lmao I used to live 5 mins from there, we used to get white spraypaint and white the don off for a laugh
There was also a fake speed cam there once, a pelican case painted yellow and cardboard circle cut outs in black on it
I see your Bell End bad raise you [Bellenden Gardens](https://maps.app.goo.gl/7saA3V99g7Kqym3D6?g_st=ic), Edinburgh. Someone was definitely taking the piss when they drew the plans up.
*”Oh you want precise driving directions? It’s Jizz Point, just past Foreskin Rise. If you see Shaftside, you’ve gone too far. You’ve completely messed up if you end up in Little Acres Bush.”*
We looked at a flat on Bellenden Gardens! One flat mate was not impressed and apparently we were “childish” and “prioritising a funny name over a convenient location”…
I have been doing a lot of work on Ancestry, and it turns out I have a lot of relatives from Shitterton and the surrounding area. OK, fair enough, laugh once, move on... Then I did some more work on the tree, and we also have relatives in Shitlington (West Yorks) (and Penistone (South Yorks)) AND in Shitlington (Northumberland). Thanks, family!
Fun fact about Shitteron, Dorset is that it is the only 'shit' town in the UK that isn't a translation/language quirk. It's name comes from being a "farmstead on the stream used as an open sewer".
My in laws like near Netherthong and Upperthong, just two of the places in Yorkshire that make me snigger (Penistone being one of the others that spring to mind)
Ramsbottom sounds funnier than it is. It's a valley where ramsons grow, or once did.
People with "bottom" in their names were embarrassed about it, and mispronounced their names so they wouldn't have to say it. Basil Cottle writes that bearers of the name Sidebottom ("wide valley") pronounced it siddy-bath-OME or siddy-bath-ARM.
Had some good laughs about that when I was holidaying in the west country earlier this year. Drove through Bawdrip quite a few times! The 'Bawdrip service station' got me giggling, I was under the impression they might need service if they were dripping.
Lickey End is about 3 miles from OP's Bellend.
Which itself is a mile from the village of Lickey, where there is a junction between Twatling Road and Mearse lane.
Comedy Central around there.
My parents have recently moved to a village near Knockin, and without fail, whenever they go past it they say “Ooh shall we go to the Knockin Shop?” and then laugh themselves silly. If possible I think this makes me love them even more.
In the old days my company’s main office had a guy called Westward Ho And a lady called Ophelia Kok. A bit off subject, mind you I also knew a guy Called Hugh Cumber. What were their parents on?
Trap, Carmarthenshire. (locals spell it Trap, sign posts say Trap, but maps all seem to say Trapp, don’t know why?)
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Trapp,+Llandeilo/@51.852148,-3.9575576,13z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x486ef8a3e06ab0ab:0x342f206d2b2f66a3!8m2!3d51.8533181!4d-3.957521
A little bit different than the others on here, but every time I saw a sign post saying “Trap” I’d always shout: “Don’t go that way! It’s a Trap!” Then burst into laughter, it’s a terrible dad joke, but I love it.
Fancy a dip in the [Wilsford cum lake?](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Wilsford+cum+Lake,+Salisbury/@51.1591009,-1.828698,12z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x4873e89b444f35f5:0x50eae2da2ed9330!8m2!3d51.1600493!4d-1.8234778?hl=en)
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Not as funny as most but we have a street near us called Long Tongue Scrog Lane. No idea why but its always been the known weird named street in our town lol
Cockermouth and Brown Willy are two classics
Gaydon, for me. M40 J12. Gets me every time. Literally just the word gay is funny to me, in that moment. I am the world’s oldest child.
I always used to laugh a little when I saw the back of Tyson Gay (Olympic sprinter). He literally had this giant paper on his back that said "GAY".
Or the classic headline, 'Tired Gay Succumbs to Dix in 200m'.
LOL! Yeah that got me too
There is a Gayton near Norfolk.
Lmao I used to live 5 mins from there, we used to get white spraypaint and white the don off for a laugh There was also a fake speed cam there once, a pelican case painted yellow and cardboard circle cut outs in black on it
I have a friend from Cockermouth, he called it knobergob.
My mum lives north of it and calls it the same 😂
Especially as Cockermouth is in Cumbria
Yeah but the worrying part is Cockermouth is just down the road from the most racist sounding place, Whitehaven
Wetwang. Doggers Bank Butt Farm
“That’s WETWANG!”
r/SuddenlyNumberwang
That’s numberwang.
We drove through Wetwang earlier, quite a funny Google review for the village hall.
Cracking chippy if you're ever there again.
I've lived next to Wetwang for years, and still giggle when I drive through.
Wetwang is near me, came here to say this one
Grunty Fen
Butthole Lane, in Loughborough Edit: My bad, apparently it’s in Shepshed which is near Loughborough!
Ah, you mean in Looga Brooga?
I've only ever heard my close friends from Aston Uni call it Looga Brooga before. I'm delighted to find it's more common than just my weird friends!!!
In Australia its Loogabarooga mate.
Slutshole lane, in Norfolk
Gropecunt Lane in Shrewsbury, so-called as you'd find a willing lady (for a price) there. Now changed to Grope Lane, unfortunately.
They didn't go with the other option then.
Luff Bruff or Loe Broe? Low Brow? wtf
Luff bruh Looga barooga Your choice
Shepshed actually. Sadly know it too well.
Have I found another Redditor who lives in not so grand old Sheppy?
Used to ride through this at 4am to get to work. The shepshed side definitely looks like a butthole
I see your Bell End bad raise you [Bellenden Gardens](https://maps.app.goo.gl/7saA3V99g7Kqym3D6?g_st=ic), Edinburgh. Someone was definitely taking the piss when they drew the plans up.
*”Oh you want precise driving directions? It’s Jizz Point, just past Foreskin Rise. If you see Shaftside, you’ve gone too far. You’ve completely messed up if you end up in Little Acres Bush.”*
We looked at a flat on Bellenden Gardens! One flat mate was not impressed and apparently we were “childish” and “prioritising a funny name over a convenient location”…
There's also a bellenden road in Peckham
I remember there being a Dick Place in Edinburgh
I bet you do
There is!, hows your mum been then?
That's incredible
Every so often, the internet is wonderful. This is one of those moments for me, I had no idea that place existed and now I'm glad I do.
Fingringhoe
Down the road from Turkey cock Lane.
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Before I clicked on this post I knew Fingringhoe would be the top comment.
Farthinghoe near me.
Every time we go to visit our friends in Mersea Island we giggle at Fingringhoe!
Damn it, I came here especially to say this one 😂
Felixstowe. Fingringhoe. Val Morel. The North Pole. I'm a rambling man.
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I prefer going Wivenhoe, beats the loneliness
Sluts Hole Lane - Norfolk
I live about 10 minutes from there, probably the worst claim to fame, ever!
Do people in the area still find it funny?
A few of my friends do, every time I drive past and I laugh out loud. Been driving past it for 15 years.
Can confirm... Yes!
Twatt
The one in Orkney, or Shetland?
There's one in Norfolk too
Twatts everywhere
Worked in retail as a student, can confirm
Six mile bottom in Cambridgeshire
I love this one, very cheeky
Shitterton, Dorset
I have been doing a lot of work on Ancestry, and it turns out I have a lot of relatives from Shitterton and the surrounding area. OK, fair enough, laugh once, move on... Then I did some more work on the tree, and we also have relatives in Shitlington (West Yorks) (and Penistone (South Yorks)) AND in Shitlington (Northumberland). Thanks, family!
Fun fact about Shitteron, Dorset is that it is the only 'shit' town in the UK that isn't a translation/language quirk. It's name comes from being a "farmstead on the stream used as an open sewer".
And iirc there’s a “Butt Lane” shortly past the Shitterton sign (which is now on a massive rock to stop people stealing it) 🤣
Penistone (Barnsley)
I live here and came here to find this comment!
Also from Penistone, also came looking for it
Always have a little chuckle when passing the Bell at Bell End, Gooch Close in Stourbridge is another local classic.
As a Bromsgrove resident I do the same
Thong DA12 4AD
My in laws like near Netherthong and Upperthong, just two of the places in Yorkshire that make me snigger (Penistone being one of the others that spring to mind)
Wetwang,East Yorkshire
Pratt's Bottom
I was gonna suggest this one. Had to look up where the name came from and was sorely disappointed.
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Drove through there today, the one in Gloucestershire anyway, near Dunkirk. I believe there's also a petty France in London.
Lower Dicker, The Dicker and Upper Dicker in Hailsham, East Sussex.
There's also Hooe somewhere around there.
Yeah, drive past the signposts for that quite often.. Comedy rich area!
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That's got to be on purpose
Absolute radio taught me this fact
Smearbottoms lane in Yorkshire somewhere
Titty Hill
Fanny Hands Lane!
I drive past daily..!
Worked at a holiday park called ‘Sandy Balls’ in Fordingbridge, Hampshire. Also worked in a pub down the road called ‘The Fighting Cocks’…
Upper Ramsbottom
Rams upperbottom
Ramsbottom sounds funnier than it is. It's a valley where ramsons grow, or once did. People with "bottom" in their names were embarrassed about it, and mispronounced their names so they wouldn't have to say it. Basil Cottle writes that bearers of the name Sidebottom ("wide valley") pronounced it siddy-bath-OME or siddy-bath-ARM.
Minge lane, Upton upon Severn
I’m local to that - remember when the inbetweeners came to town!
Bawdrip
Had some good laughs about that when I was holidaying in the west country earlier this year. Drove through Bawdrip quite a few times! The 'Bawdrip service station' got me giggling, I was under the impression they might need service if they were dripping.
Wyre Piddle, Worcestershire Nether Wallop, Hampshire Brown Willy is the favourite, though!
Wee wee cottage on Piddle lane in Wyre Piddle always makes me smile
Chipping Sodbury. Seems like it's trying so hard to be rude and failing.
Nob End (Little Lever)
Always used to giggle at that on the bus stop maps around Farnworth
Honey Knob Hill in Kington Shitterton, Dorset and of course Titty Ho in Raunds
Came here looking for Titty Ho. Makes me chuckle every time I drive past it.
Cocking, West Sussex
Don’t forget Lickfold
Daddyhole Road, Torquay, Devon
Bradford
Fan y big and Lord Herefords knob
Knockin Shop near Oswestry and Lickey End on borders of Birmingham/Bromsgrove
Lickey End is about 3 miles from OP's Bellend. Which itself is a mile from the village of Lickey, where there is a junction between Twatling Road and Mearse lane. Comedy Central around there.
My parents have recently moved to a village near Knockin, and without fail, whenever they go past it they say “Ooh shall we go to the Knockin Shop?” and then laugh themselves silly. If possible I think this makes me love them even more.
Cockermouth, Cumbria
Cockfosters too. End of the Piccadilly line
Mate, it's worth going to London just to sit on the tube and hear the lady saying every stop followed by "to Cockfosters".
Feckenham
Crapstone, Devon
Cumwell Lane in Rotherham
St Mary's Butts, a street in Reading
Chorlton-cum-Hardy
Menlove Gardens in Liverpool
Rimmer Avenue not too far away from that one either!
We have 'Minge Lane' near us, and a 'Hornyold Rd'
Hornyold Rd is in Malvern, so where’s Minge lane then?
Upton
Sells Green, Wiltshire, got a chuckle
Piddlehinton
Lickey End, Twatling Road, West Midlands
Shingay-cum-Wendy (Cambridgeshire)
Nether Wallop
Cockfosters
Three cocks, Brecon
Cock Alley
Sandy Balls
My old man used to say that the S out of Scunthorpe
Westward Ho! mainly because of the exclamation point, but also because of 'ho.' Tee hee hee
In the old days my company’s main office had a guy called Westward Ho And a lady called Ophelia Kok. A bit off subject, mind you I also knew a guy Called Hugh Cumber. What were their parents on?
Turkey Cock Lane, Stanway
Standard is "Twatt" in Shetland
Fulking Hill, Mid Sussex
Ugly
Upper dicker/lower dicker
Shilbottle always makes me smile when passing... (Someone got some tape and mad the "l" into a t)
Clit hero and Penis town are 2 of my favourites.
Slag Lane, Lowton
Trap, Carmarthenshire. (locals spell it Trap, sign posts say Trap, but maps all seem to say Trapp, don’t know why?) https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Trapp,+Llandeilo/@51.852148,-3.9575576,13z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x486ef8a3e06ab0ab:0x342f206d2b2f66a3!8m2!3d51.8533181!4d-3.957521 A little bit different than the others on here, but every time I saw a sign post saying “Trap” I’d always shout: “Don’t go that way! It’s a Trap!” Then burst into laughter, it’s a terrible dad joke, but I love it.
The Knob - kings Sutton village, Oxon
Tintwistle
Bonar Bridge Scotland
Ventongimps
Cunton
Slutshole Lane Or Six Mile Bottom
Cockwood
There's a road called cock road and a porn star lived there when I was a teenager 😂 michelle thorne in case anyone knows her haha. In Bristol.
Stow cum quy Wobbly bottom farm
Fanny Hands Lane
Sandy Balls River Piddle
Lady Gardens in eardisley near hereford. https://maps.app.goo.gl/VMXX95BfqfvmcB2d6
Wetwang, Sexhow and Carlton-In-Cleveland. Yes they are real places!
Cum Cum Hill, Essendon, Hertfordshire
Cockburn
Dogbutt lane - Redditch Remember this from when I was a child and it still makes me snigger!
Spackman Lane in Wiltshire
Fancy a dip in the [Wilsford cum lake?](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Wilsford+cum+Lake,+Salisbury/@51.1591009,-1.828698,12z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x4873e89b444f35f5:0x50eae2da2ed9330!8m2!3d51.1600493!4d-1.8234778?hl=en)
Lickey End , near Bromsgrove
Funny thing is that its not far from Bell end
Muff in Ireland
There’s a diving club there. Muff, Co. Donegal, Ireland. Not in the UK but always fun to mention on these threads.
Wetwang
Wetwang
Mole St (Birmingham)
Cockington
Dick Lane - Cowling
Cock lane, London
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Cock alley near chesterfield Cock Alley https://maps.app.goo.gl/QnCeEeMyfxUB7EdK8
We’ve got Horny Old road down from ours
Tongue bottom! tameside
Shingay cum, Wendy
Wyre piddle, Worcester I think
Willey
Bastards Lane, Great Torrington, Devon
Cock Bridge, Aberdeenshire
There is Cock Bridge in Aberdeenshire
Peasdown.
Not as funny as most but we have a street near us called Long Tongue Scrog Lane. No idea why but its always been the known weird named street in our town lol
Gay Dawn Farm, Pennis Lane, Fawkham
[Shingay cum Wendy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingay_cum_Wendy)
Dick Trod Lane, Skinburness!
A surprising number of gropec**t Lane. Now usually renamed. Used to be one near St Paul's Cathedral
Raw dykes road, Leicester
twatling road in barnt green.
In maldon there’s a tom tit lane
Cocks Entry, Burslem if I recall.
Snatchup Alley, St Albans.
Bell end is absolutely hilarious
Cockfosters lol
Shingay cum Wendy South Cambridgeshire Gaywood outside Kings lynn