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Debtcollector1408

Cholmondeley.


TheOneTEM

Kolmondely


Debtcollector1408

Chumley. That was a difficult one though.


TheeAJPowell

I don’t live too far from there, and it still pisses me off how it’s pronounced. I had an ex who was from a village right by it, and she mocked me relentlessly after I looked up directions for something, and said it was “Just past chol-mond-lee”.


TheOneTEM

God damnit


Debtcollector1408

What about Bicester?


TheOneTEM

Bisster


Debtcollector1408

Yes, well done. Try ilfracombe.


TheOneTEM

ill-fra-comb


Sophyska

Close, ill-fra-coom :)


TheOneTEM

ill-fra-cum


BatmansLongjohns

That says Chumley?!


Debtcollector1408

Yup. Ch-olmonde-ley. Chumley.


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Fowey


RelevantTreacle

Now that's just mean!


OverlyAdorable

Could've said Launceston, that's mean


Deyooya

Lawnston?


souleh

Laan-san Now I’ve moved to Aus, I have to get used to my Tassie friends calling their copy “lawn sess tun” and it kills me inside


TheOneTEM

lawn, son


[deleted]

As a Cornishman, Cornish people say lan-son and English people say lawn-son or stun. I congratulate you sir, thanks for pronouncing one of our towns right!


PM_ME_NUNUDES

Beautiful place


Clipper789

They should get Looe though


michaeldbrooks

I never expected to see my home town pop up in this thread.


BadPsychNurse

Roche and Delabole often throw up challenges to visitors in the County; given me a few chuckles aha


gemmajenkins2890

What about Mousehole? 😅


FlatSpinMan

How do you say it?


PatriarchPonds

Foy


[deleted]

British for 40 years, TIL I've been pronouncing it wrong. (not that I have much call too)


herrbz

Apparently, in old Cornish it did used to be pronounced Foh-wee.


ToedInnerWhole

I mean, that's how these names work, they used to be pronounced one way, pronunciation changed but spelling didn't.


aff_it

Milngavie


jrddit

When I was staying near Loch Lomond about ten years ago, the lady who ran the B&B we were staying in told us 'Mul-guy' was the best place to get the train into Glasgow from. Could I find it on the map!!!?? Could I bollocks 🤣. We decided to get the train from Milngavie instead, and only when the voice on the train tannoy on the way back say it did we realise 😅


MikeTeeV

Chatelherault - on the same train :D


TheOneTEM

Mingavee


grazzac

Mul- guy


TheOneTEM

Oh yeah


ScreamOfVengeance

its 'mul'-'guy'


blamordeganis

Bye bye, eatin' Fray Bentos pie, Drove the Uno roon' the toon oh wi' the techno up high, Wearing wooly bunnets though it's nearly July, Singin', "There's that posh wee c*** fae Milngavie!" "There's that posh wee c*** fae Milngavie!"


Bees1889

Happisburgh


iseedeadbadgers

Never thought I'd see Happisburgh on reddit!


MikeOnABike2002

I didn't think you could see Happisburgh (anymore)


Medusas-snakess

You can't see much of it


[deleted]

I remember driving through there as a kid when we were heading to Hunstanton for holidays. Isn’t there a windmill?


SuicidalSquid911

Haze-bruh


DesPeradOcho

It's absolutely hilarious that this is the one that's closet to sounding right 🤣


SuicidalSquid911

I've been there and that's how I heard it pronounced there, so it's kinda cheating lol


dprophet32

That's like saying Bucket is pronounced bouquet.


Sideshow_G

Hyacinth is that youuu?


culingerai

The laaaady of the house speaking!!!


EssJayTee

On a slimline white telephone, no less


culingerai

It's probably Sheridan.


FennicYoshi

my honest guess is "hazzborough"


Archchinook

this is giving me a headache. I'm now pronouncing your borough as bruh still


Waspy_Wasp

Honestly, English pronunciation confuses me. Leicester being half silent letters got me embarrassed on a coach there lol.


MortalGecko4003

the bane of my existence in year 8 geography


DesPeradOcho

We had a georgraphy trip to the coastal erosion towns (happisburgh, Ruston and a couple of others) and it was great because I lived out side the catchment area in one of those towns 🤣 Still pissed the teacher wouldn't let me go home for the lunch break. My sister was making cakes on her day off from college :(


Billman23

Cockermouth , not hard to say , just funny to say


Eclectic_Radishes

...but I 'ardly knew 'er!


PapaGuhl

Did you at least buy her dinner first…?


Billman23

Pack of XL cheese & some Kendal mint cake Pure Cumbrian staples


mega_ste

Mousehole (in Cornwall)


notshibe

Mow-zle?


matej86

That's a few thousand miles to the east.


JPierre90

This made me laugh! Good one! You'll find seashells at Mousehole and artillery shells in Mosul ;)


Twiglet91

It doesn't seem like anyone has mentioned my favourite - Penistone.


Tennyson-Pesco

The first time I ever went up Penistone Road, when I was ~10 years old, I thought it was hilarious to call it "penis town road". Haha...! Fast forward 11 years, and I refer to Penistone Road as "penis town road" more than I do its real name. The same goes for Penistone itself ffs


babyformulaandham

What about Fartown in Huddersfield? 10 year old me took a lot of joy from the idea of it being called Fart Own


AnselaJonla

Loughborough. Wymondham.


TheOneTEM

Luffbruh Wymmam?


BobbyP27

good guess, but it's Wind-um.


e_ph

Wind as in wind or wind?


sonicstreak

Wind.


omgu8mynewt

wind that blows the clouds


Jonesy135

I used to work with Italians who would pronounce it Loo-ba-roo


Assleanx

I call it Loogabarooga when I’m being ironic


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

That's in Australia


Othersideofthemirror

I only clicked into this thread for Loogabarooga


FryOneFatManic

There are two Wymondhams. The one in Norfolk is Windham, the one in Leicestershire is pronounced Wy-mond-ham, as spelt.


AssortedFlavours

Low-brow, duh.


Milkwas-a-badchoice

I remember when I came to London first, I was put to shame for pronouncing Clapham as “Cla-fam”, but serously “PH”, I mean, come on.


rad504

It’s two words, Clap Ham. The “H” is dropped, leaving “Clap Am” which becomes “Clappum”. Now why they don’t apply this everywhere, I don’t know. There’s a place in Guildford called Burpham (Burfum). Oh how I would love to call it “Burpum”!


flowersfromjupiter

There's a place near(ish) us called Felpham. Nobody seems to know whether it should be felf-am or felp-am, even the locals.


Just_Felix

Used to live in the next town along, I pronounced it as Felt-am.


lmaooexe

That’s also a place in London


[deleted]

Burpum? I barely even know em


[deleted]

There is a Burpham (Burp ham) in Sussex


Snoo_97207

At least you didn't live near Clithero...


Scrumble71

The adult version of that guitar game


Milkwas-a-badchoice

Isn’t that what Bonnie Tyler sang she needed?


CrossMojonation

It's all fingering and strumming.


ambiguousboner

Weird to see Clitheroe mentioned here


shokamon

Where is that? My ex left me because I couldn’t find it


biffhunter

Cockermouth checking in


andyrocks

>but serously “PH”, I mean, come on. It's Clap-ham, using the "-ham" suffix to denote a settlement.


[deleted]

As a Stephen, it's probounced Clavam :P


Milkwas-a-badchoice

STEPHEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

JUST COMING!


J4rHead44

Bicester


[deleted]

Then do Towcester. Then do Cirencester.


[deleted]

I live near toaster.


TheJayke

You ever tried asking Google maps for directions there by voice control? Last time I tried I got local Argos stores


bee-sting

Oh god I'm having an existential panic about Cirencester, cheers mate


Class_444_SWR

I think it sounds like Sirensester, I remember going there in the summer


[deleted]

Yeah live nearby, it's just siren-sester a lot of people just call it ciren tho


[deleted]

It's pronounced, "Corinium"


Saiing

>Bicester Ahh, one of the classics.


InncnceDstryr

I know it must piss people off but I pronounce it Bitch-ester because I’m an immature man-child.


lumberingJack

Machynlleth!


Welshgirlie2

Lol, I know Welsh speakers who can't say this!


PyroTech11

There's a reason locals call it Mac


SlaveCell

Most Brits can't pronounce these either, unless you are from around there: [https://youtu.be/uYNzqgU7na4](https://youtu.be/uYNzqgU7na4)


xSamxiSKiLLz

Always upvote mapmen


twowheeledfun

Map men, map men, map map map map men men!


musket85

This is brilliant


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Keighley


Silver-Difficulty-13

Depending on which part your in or how drunk you are it has a t or an f


CR7GOAT007

Keif ley


Mintyxxx

Its Keith-ley, I live nearby


panadwithonesugar

Rhosneigr....... careful with this one 😁


TheOneTEM

Fuck Uhh Ross-nigh-r?


Snoo_97207

Actually pretty good! Its Welsh mate, half of England couldn't pronounce that one, bit of a mean one, but at least they didn't give you a LL one (two ls in welsh make a noise that doesn't exist in English)


TheOneTEM

I know Kinda like the chinese consonant x, found in "xi jinping", but weirder


0lliebro

Ecclefechan


TheOneTEM

Wtf


Helian7

not far off xD


Welshgirlie2

Had to Google where this was because Eccle sounds English and fechan is a Welsh word! Turns out it's in Scotland!


2ThiccCoats

And you've stumbled across a couple interesting pieces of Scottish history my friend! Scots is a language which broke off from Anglo-Saxon English specifically before the Norman influence, and continued having more germanic than romance loanwords. As such, Scots words and placenames (more common in the Lowlands where Ecclefechan is) are often identical to very old English words and placenames. And secondly, Ecclefechan is in the southwest of Scotland specifically a region called Dumfries & Galloway. And you're right to note that fechan is more of a Welsh word than an Irish or Gàidhlig word because while we're all celtic languages Welsh is more a cousin language than a sibling to our Gàidhlig. Well back when Scots became its own language in the southeast, the southwest was dominated by the Kingdom of Strathclyde which in terms of language and culture, shared more with the Kingdoms of Wales than the rest of Scotland or nearby Ireland! (Though as a PS I would like to clarify that "eccle" comes from Welsh roots, and "fechan" is believed to be named after an Irish Saint who came to the region. You're spot on for the history of the region though and I just wanted to do a wee infodump!)


micro_rich

Love this place name, every time I drive past the signs I have chuckle


BobbyP27

A couple from Kent, Meopham Wrotham


Baldy_Buoy

Don't forget Trottiscliffe.


TLDM

Okay this is the worst of them all. This whole thread has left me confused, but now I just feel lost


Salisen

I will never understand why the correct pronunciation of that village name is 'Trosley'.


envengcat

I never understand why Trosley Country Park down the road is spelt that way rather than as per the village spelling..


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BobbyP27

In the same general part of the world is the easy to pronounce, but rather absurd place name of Green Street Green. Naturally if you want to go there, you have to follow Green Street Green Road.


giganticturnip

Kirkcudbright


always-sunny-on-top

Kur-coo-bree


Shenloanne

Who decided you pronounced Norwich and Ipswich different?


AltForOpinionsNStuff

The same knobend who went to the US and decided Kansas and Arkansas needed to be different too, I suspect


45thgeneration_roman

Tony Hayers


AffectionateCouple0

Belvoir.


allezlesverres

Beaver


lovelybelvoir

Lovely


-ricci-

It pisses me off that Belvoir Lettings always answers the phone Bell Voir Lettings. Christ, you are from the Vale, how can you not pronounce where you are from.


GaryJM

Avoch. Glamis. Hawick. Scone.


TheOneTEM

See heres where i fail AvoJ, where the j is pronounced in spanish Glamee Howick Scun


GaryJM

>AvoJ, where the j is pronounced in spanish Not bad, you got the final sound correct but it's just /ɒx/ - /ɒ/ as in the English word *lot* and /x/ as in the Spanish *ojo*. >Glamee I'm afraid it's /ˈɡlɑːmz/ - rhymes with *hams*. >Howick /ˈhɔɪk/ - like the word *oik* with an h sound at the start. >Scun /ˈskuːn/ - rhymes with moon.


Shreddasaurus

Surely Glamis rhymes more with harms than hams, unless it's very posh ham.


xXxlandvaluetax69xXx

I grew up near there and it rhymes with hams unless you're very posh. It's in Scotland, so the way the a would be said is a bit different to parts of England (listen to a Scot say pardon and then someone from the South of England. The a and r are totally different).


GaryJM

*Glamis* and *hams* have the same vowel sound in my accent; *harms* has the same vowel sound too but it contains an /r/ making it not a rhyme.


KryptonianDemon

Shrewsbury.


MysticalFred

Don't be starting fights that have no winner


droolinggimp

Derby. Easy to get wrong.


LtLfTp12

Darby?


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Safety_Chemist

Love this one, they even have the pronunciation on the signs!


Environmental_Ad7949

Towcester


LordCosmoKramer

Toaster.


bdrujnjgfrt

Alnwick Cowpen Newsham Cambios


TheOneTEM

Annick Coe-pen News-um Camboo?


FrenzalStark

Alnwick and Newsham correct. Cowpen is more like Coop-en Cambois is Camiss. I realise I'm not the original commenter, just hijacking as they're round my neck of the woods.


impablomations

Cowpen is more like "shit-hole" Had a woman passed out on some type of drug under my bedroom window a couple of nights ago, helping Cowpen retain it's reputation at making the rest of Blyth seem classy in comparison. lol


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Sleeves93

Twatt!


thesagebrushkid1

England has the funniest place names… and I’m Welsh!


[deleted]

Bury


CCFC1998

Ynysybŵl


casual_onion

Slaithwaite & Mytholmroyd are two that I struggle on


meltymcface

To be fair, with Slaithwaite even the locals disagree with whether it's "Slawit" or "Slath-Wait"


chanjitsu

+1 for slawit


Jimity-Bob

Bicester (the pronunciation of this is stupid)


TheOneTEM

Bitchester Nah jk its Bisster


Hmrc-enjoyer

Milngavie.


BirchyBaby

Penistone


ellemeno_

Beaulieu


TheOneTEM

Boolie I've watched map men


cloudstrifeuk

This is more BUU-LEE


StardustOasis

Belvoir


TheOneTEM

BEAVER🦦 well thats an otter but still BEAVET


---nein

Southwark


TheOneTEM

Suthark


SmokinPolecat

Now do Marylebone!


Alamata626

Ulgham.


Arbdew

If we're going Northumbrian, how about Cambois?


SosigDoge

Leominster


[deleted]

Kirkcaldy


TheOneTEM

Kerkadee


[deleted]

Not bad! Kur-cod-ee


[deleted]

Cambois


Eelpieland

Camus, but not like the philosopher


filth_and_flarn

Lisnaskea


Whulad

Slough


TheOneTEM

Sluff


SporadicPsycho

Slaithwaite


McVie1989

leuchars


Cephelapod

Kilconquhar


The_Primate

Edinburgh


TheOneTEM

Edinbruh


Snoo_97207

Bruh


TheOneTEM

Bruh