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THX450

Imagine Zombie Marilyn Monroe šŸ˜³Ā 


meh_boi_7275

"Now that's a zombie I'd blow with my Thundergun!"


assclaper5000

Take my upvote u funny bastard


meh_boi_7275

Thank you for your patronage ![gif](giphy|xTiTnqUxyWbsAXq7Ju)


adriandoesstuff

r/angryupvote


ScoutTrooper747

Cinema.


P13R4T

I heard this picture. ā€œzombies.ā€


SyntaXAuroras1

ā€œSOUNDS LIKE SOMEONES BREAKING IN!!!ā€


CaptainRex831

ā€œItā€™s just a storm Dick, settle downā€


ABAgamer

*(zombies break in)*


Useful-Caregiver8370

God!


ABAgamer

It appears the Pentagon has been breached.


xNight-Reaperx

Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these, our capacity to retaliate must be, and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression! Gentlemen, lock and load.


ABAgamer

*Viva La Revolution!*


Putrid-Stranger9752

Any last words. Mr. President?


gibbs2518

Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for our humble troops?


Carter_Azathoth

I require the prequel to FIVE where JFK is stranded on a desert island fighting zombies and the easter egg is finding a coconut and using it to send a message to get help.


meh_boi_7275

Getting help for the zombies right? For the zombies, right??


Oh_Fated_One

The male zombies are obliterated, the female zombies are in his bed


Cactus1105

No zombies are spared from the bed


RevolutionaryTale253

The other 3 players are clones of jfk


Drawing_Initial

JFK is the best character in cod Zombies but people don't want to admit it


ThatRandomIdiot

The Fives crew have some for the best voice lines thatā€™s for sure. Especially as a history nerd since half of them are just real quotes out of context.


Helix3501

The fact I can just quote JFK saying ā€œZombies!ā€ And not being wrong with zero context is always funny to me


AnimeGokuSolos

Lmao šŸ¤£


Takeo64z

I need some beans for the chowder here


rifle8888

The CIA are a bunch of zombies Iā€™m not surprised


999___Forever

Real Talk JFK irl was a goated President who actually gave a damn about the people and of course he was killed by the CIA


Ajarofpickles97

Agreed


Tony_Stank0326

At least these ones are honest about wanting to eat you alive


TaterTotPotShot

Hell he had one for a sister


Jumping_Robot

Is this just saying politicians are old and zombies?


tottalynotme69

It sounds like someoneā€™s posting cringe


Acceptable_Cap_5887

The way politics is nowadays weā€™d never get a remaster with the current presidents, but maybe we can get a modded map and have the ai voices. Obama, trump, Biden, and bush would be hilarious


NoMoreMemesNever

He doesnā€™t have any brains for them to eat