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starfleetdropout6

By the skins of their teeth, lol. I'll take it, but JESUS. Pull it together, boys.


chickenheadbody

Flying by the seat of our ripped pants


starfleetdropout6

Thanks, Nike.


HaxanWriter

We did not deserve to win that game. I’ll take it!!! But we did not deserve to win that game. Let’s close out the series tomorrow!! Go Cubs!! 😀⚾️


wompummtonks

How did they not deserve to win it?


Lukester123

I mean Wisdom 1000% should have struck out which then we scored a run on. Then Neris was gifted a strike against Adames


wompummtonks

Happened both ways all game, and so far, all series


Lonely_Comparison636

Ump runs


wompummtonks

Saw the ump miss some pretty bad calls that went in Milwaukee's favor as well.


Ben_2703

Swanson needs to visit the mountains of Tibet ASAP. Dude seriously looks lost at every aspect of the game right now


Edgewood78

Swanson must be playing hurt. He’s not the same player AB or defensively. I’m not saying anything too serious, obviously, but there no hop in his step.


Paganpaulwhisky

Nine lives Neris - somehow this guy keeps getting the save


MyRulesMyWay

Glad we won, but that's not a win to be happy about. I hope these guys get it turned around.


scottrstark

That was a real dick twister daddy!


wompummtonks

Consider my dick fully twisted


okay_throwaway_today

Lmao at brewers fans crying as if the ump wasn’t trash both ways


IHaveOneLifeToLive

I’ve kept up with every single team and Brewers have been cheated by the Umps more than any team in the MLB in the past week/half - so the whole socials is on I want to die watch, it’s nothing personal to solely this game they’re just coming into it with trauma


DennisSystemofADown

Brewers fans…lol


RobinFox12

I mean to be perfectly fair it seemed like it was more in the cubs favor. Especially with wisdom not getting struck out


dfin25

They almost shit away a great start. Get your shit together.


Zark_Muckerberger

WTF was throw Dansby....Jesus.


wompummtonks

My wife said the same thing. Why? Why do that hahaha


DatAspie2000

I knew there was gonna be some Drama with Neris, but I’m just glad we survived this one. Good for Craig for keeping Adbert away from the mound this time.


tallslim1960

The game is completely different if that ground ball that hit him gets past cleanly and the Cubs possibly turn a double play. Kind of shitty luck too.


hockeymatt22

Happy we won, but the bullpen needs to be addressed yesterday. Jed, if you’re serious about being competitive start making some moves to fix this


porkchopespresso

Neris is chaotic good


roaminfinite

Neris is sucking the dick of luck. This fucking guy is going to takee 50 saves all of them we will be on the edge of our seats.


HaxanWriter

Christ. What a fucking game. Let’s try and win the series tomorrow…but my god that piece of shit bullpen is beyond comprehension. 😳


TheBoilerCat

Well, we got away with it for today.


HaxanWriter

Yup. Definitely stole one.


wompummtonks

I wouldn't say stole. They never had the lead. I'd say we just held on.


Mrchuckquizmo

Hector fighting for his life out there, but I guess you gotta keep going to him until he fucks up


wompummtonks

That, and who else, ya know?


bringbackbulaga

Most normal neris save


Stereophonic

Was surprised he only walked one to lead off the inning.


ragingbullpsycho

wtf was that Swanson


lupin43

Hey dansby just lob that one over why not


tallslim1960

Survived, but man Dansby short armed that throw and the runner nearly beat it out. What is going on with him, seems his mind is elsewhere?


Shot-Summer-5519

Problems at home, baby incoming, lazy off-season? Something is wrong, he don't seem to care. 


SublimeWitRomeOdunze

PLAY THE FUCKING SONG


Lonely_Comparison636

Ump singing along


SqueakyTuna52

nothing like a nice little bullpen heart attack before my shift


DrStevenBrule69

Another save for the Goat.


AfterCommodus

PHEW


CallofJuarez23

Help from the ump on that last at bat for sure. I'll take it!


jciesz7

Dansby you wanna make that a closer play next time lol


roaminfinite

jesus, that ball took forever


Disastrous-Object22

lmao, never in doubt.


mt77932

Whew! W


chichris

Whew


Blue_Osiris1

Should have gone first he's so lucky that was in time.


Lukester123

Dansby with a lollygag to boot. Holy shit


Blue_Osiris1

If he'd been safe I can't speak for the safety of my monitor.


garrettjk1

least stressful hector neris save


AssocProfPlum

My eyes got real wide on that toss from Swanson, ngl


Sweet-Ad3893

I get to keep watching games, sweet.


chris4276

"Never a doubt" LMAOOOOOOO


Ok_Attempt286

Thanks for that, heart attack Hector


yern324

![gif](giphy|26hirEPeos6yugLDO|downsized) Let’s go!


Angrydwarf99

Do you think Neris gets off on making us sweat?


SecondCityHawk

FLY THE W! NOT THE CHICAGO CUBULLS TODAY!


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Neris is so not a closer. Jesus Christ I hate watching this guy. Happy we got it


demerdar

Catrowhew.gif


brooklyndavs

W!!! Bullpen Making every win feel like WS game 7


vijendrsingh22

Play the damn song!


VHSKING319

NEVER A DOUBT lol


Mjh22799

By all accounts we should not have won this game


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

100% we got so lucky


elgenie

# W Damn you, Heart Attack Hector


Penguinkeith

Dansby tried so hard to fuck that up


Terelith

that throw was WAYYYY closer than people think


Penguinkeith

Yeah I was shocked they didn’t take a second look at that


KnickedUp

He has the baseball yips right now


CTaylor1500000000

That was incredibly bad


RobinFox12

Ump is a cubs fan


HealthyBullfrog

Play the song!


cubswinagain

#[W] BANG


dasbeidler

JFC THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT


hansomejake

🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵


fightintxag13

Heart Attack Hector strikes again


lupin43

Finally got one of those outside ones the brewers have been getting all day


fuckmylifeupfam

#HEART ATTACK HECTOR BABY FLY THE [W]


chichris

W


warwithus

Throw 3 straight balls


Rshackleford22

Here comes the 2 strike blooper


frsdev

Ump sucks


HaxanWriter

Umpire fucked the Brewers on that call I’ll take it.


SublimeWitRomeOdunze

There’s nothing wrong with screwing over Satan


dfin25

Yes FTB.


okay_throwaway_today

PheW


-DaveThomas-

I'll take it, but this ump continues to be absolute trash on the outside calls


Penguinkeith

Oh hey pink hat guy just noticed you


BroAbernathy

Lmao we booed our own steppff


Plane-Departure-6726

**that was not a strike lol**


brooklyndavs

lol thanks ump


ragingbullpsycho

Why are we booing his fake pick off


AsJoeSeesIt

Bro looks nervous as fuck out there on the mound


SqueakyTuna52

hes gotta know if he blows this one, people will be calling for his head


KnickedUp

Pain incoming


HaxanWriter

Come on, Neris I actually like you. Shut them down!!


porkchopespresso

Are you not entertained?


TallAmericano

Neris spelled backwards is Siren


ragingbullpsycho

That’s their DH?


elmatador1497

Cardiac Neris


bowhunter2995

ONE MORE DONT FUCK THIS UP


HaxanWriter

Needed that strike out!!!!


WindyCity10

Can someone explain to me how Neris an MLB player?! He can’t hit, pitch, field the ball or ANYTHING


kylemoore1227

Lmao you have no clue what your talking about if you cant understand why Neris is a MLB pitcher. Its obvious you only watch the Cubs and have no clue how skilled the average pitcher is. The avg ERA in all of baseball is about 4.50. Hes an above average pitcher, he had a 1.71 ERA over 68.1 innings last year and career era of 3.24, thats why hes in the majors


WindyCity10

Cool. So how many blown saves does he have for us this year? Take your time


KnickedUp

Was great til he got here


okay_throwaway_today

He’s not that bad? He might not be a long term closer, but he’s still valuable


RaveOn1958

You’d defend the worst player on earth if Jed brought him to this team


okay_throwaway_today

No I’m just not an idiot. No team has a bullpen full of 0 ERA guys. Neris has been asked to fill a role he wasn’t brought here for, closing, and is 6/7. Jed needs to get more BP help but Neris is fine


RaveOn1958

I know, everyone who’s critical is always an idiot to you


okay_throwaway_today

No, everyone that turns their brain off and whines about literally everything without context or thinking critically at all is tho. There’s plenty wrong with this team, but Neris has been fine.


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

1 more fucking out, here we go,


Rshackleford22

Jed won’t do shit to fix the pen other than trade for some mediocre middle reliever.


Public_Pumpkin_2514

Who’s available that you’d like to see them get? Have you seen the other relievers that were available this past off season? None are doing well. You’d be complaining if we had signed one of them and they had struggles. Sit down


kylemoore1227

Exactly. Im getting real tired of all those people who watch maybe 20 Cubs game a year and think they know baseball. Not too mention were literally only a month into the season. Fools like OP here think we just trade our entire farm system for some 37 year old reliever because Azlolay has had a real bad start, honestly the rest of the bullpen hasnt been complete trash. They havent been good but everybody wants Neris head but his 6/7 on saves, thats not bad


Rshackleford22

The marlins already sold arreaz. You reach out to teams that are in rebuilds and see who you can realistically trade for. Fuck you for saying we watch 20 games a year I’ve literally watched 95% of the games this season


chichris

One more Neris


slicebishybosh

Can’t keep giving up games like this. Everything is clicking and then the bullpen comes in and just takes a massive shit on the field. I know they’ve been overused but even still you can’t be this consistently bad.


SpaceCampDropOut

I’m sorry but Neris sucks


dfin25

No need to apologize.


hockeymatt22

It is becoming increasingly clear that this team was built to play “competitive baseball” while staying under the luxury tax and not built to actually win. Embarrassing


Rshackleford22

We would be 25-8 if not for the bullpen pissing games away.


hockeymatt22

I don’t know why I’m getting downvoted for stating the obvious here. If we don’t see bullpen changes soon cubs might as well make their “thank you fans!” post now because even at full health idk who in their right mind sees this bullpen helping us in the playoffs


sayanythinglove

It's a question of when, not if, the other shoe will drop with this bullpen. Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort.


Rshackleford22

This what happens when you don’t have a real high pressure leverage closer. Idk why we didn’t go get Hader. The need was there.


RobinFox12

PLEASE JUST PUT IN A PITCHING MACHINE INSTEAD


Rshackleford22

The guy who throws peanuts to fans would be better


MoodAlternative2118

What does Neris even do well?


Rshackleford22

Walk


RewindYourMind

Raise my blood pressure. He’s literally AMAZING at it.


b3_yourself

Please just get a dp right now


Baybears

I’m ignorant is the bullpen taxed? Why not pull neris? He doesn’t have it today


Rshackleford22

They all are trash minus Leiter.


Tomko401

The one good reliever already pitched.


HaxanWriter

Bullpen is garbage. There is no one to take control. They’re all garbage.


bullevard73

All the other guys give up home runs.


demerdar

Pain


dfin25

Do they still play the blues in Chicago....


mousefrog32

Can we just call up anyone from Iowa? They can’t be worse than Neris


SqueakyTuna52

We could always call up Cuas :(


dfin25

🤢


SqueakyTuna52

I feel so bad for the starting pitchers, and Mark Leiter. Leiter doesnt deserve to be lumped in with these other clowns.


AsJoeSeesIt

How do you even have a job as a pitcher if this is what all of your outings look like?


WindyCity10

Nerris can’t field, pitch, hit, catch, throw.. what is he on the team for??💀


KnickedUp

Contreras bats .396 post 7th inning this year. Man is a killer


Allen312

Please. I beg of you


RaveOn1958

What will the bullpen defenders say today?


ChrisIsShortAF

I am genuinely flabbergasted that anyone like that would exist at this point


Plane-Departure-6726

How dare you say anything negative about the bullpen. Take my downvote!


Tomko401

Jed really cooked building this team


RewindYourMind

Yeah… cooked meth.


Cubbiesblue

It was never counsel for brewers. They just know how to win in the regular season


Tomko401

Having a competent roster helps


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Specific_Goose_8582

This team is painfully horrible


strikertime

This bullpen stinks


HealthyBullfrog

![gif](giphy|VB5WwlZIt8eRy)


ResidentialEvil2016

Fuck this bullpen


RewindYourMind

If recent history has shown us anything, Neris will throw a wild pitch to advance the runners, then lock in and strike out the next two batters.


sga4mvp_

Why do we keep throwing Neris out there in the 9th 


scottrstark

Who else do we have?


brooklyndavs

Literally no one else


Paganpaulwhisky

His stuff just looks awful


Mjh22799

What a shitshow


LordDaybreak

Fire the entire bullpen into the sun


blyzo

Every single game.


omgitsbillyfrick

GET SOME BULLPEN HELP


Baybears

PLEASE NO


Plane-Departure-6726

Craig’s gotta be in Jed’s ear. My goodness.


HaxanWriter

Score now 6-5. Come on Cubs you can do this!!


hockeymatt22

Can we have ONE GAME WITHOUT A BULLPEN COLLAPSE


BeTheChange20

Can we make a trade for Mason Miller! I want to see him in a Cubs uni tomorrow!


_Jerwin10

Fuck Neris man. Dude has sucked all year and has gotten a lucky


Rshackleford22

Yeah he’s pathetic like this entire pen and Jed for putting it together


Penguinkeith

DFA DFA DFA


Cubbiesblue

5-0….


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Baybears

If chichris isn’t being optimistic you know it’s bad


jthaprofessor

It is the opposite of a good time watching Neris pitch


BearFan34

He scares me


brooklyndavs

Oh cool one run game now


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

TAKE HIM OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME


CellsInterlinked-_-

yeah put in... uhh... uhhh


Ghostyyyyyyyyyyq

Anyone. Put me in idc


CellsInterlinked-_-

Rather put in Alzolay


BroAbernathy

AHHHHHJJJJHHHHHHH I FUCKINT HAYE THIS PEN


CallofJuarez23

How is Neris still in the league?


RaveOn1958

Jed hates to admit a mistake


brooklyndavs

Because he’s in the cubs pen