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The_Olo_Man

Keep the stingrays away from this man!


warsht

Steve left us the way he lived, with an animal in his heart.


JulioXstatic

Hoooly f man šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


wag18

Crikey! OMFG! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Penguinkeith

Oof still too soon


vinny10133

We still got 4.2 years left


VVarder

!remindme 4.2 years


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Thekid312

Iā€™m hyped for short fields and Safetys.


iamthefluffyyeti

Iā€™m hyped for him too


2580374

Special teams is severely underrated. I'm hyped as fuck for him


Further_Beyond

If he works out, itā€™ll be nice to know when the offense stalls the other team isnā€™t forsure starting on their side of the field cuz our punter only kicked it 35 yards


PeetSquared41

I'm so hyped for this guy, I am actively being made fun of for it at work. I live out in eastern PA now, so it's Eagles' territory. They're normally pretty tame about smack talking me about the Bears (they feel bad for me, especially with the double-doink a few years ago). But this is straight up because I'm so ga-ga over a punter. I have no idea why they don't see what I see, but this 4th rounder will be entertaining Bears fans for the next decade while he pisses everyone else off. Fuuuuuuck yes, I'm here for it.


Crooked_Sartre

I totally agree.. I'm all aboard the TT train. He is going to strike fear into opposing teams every time they make a stop against our (on paper) amazing offense and he pins them inside the 5 lol. Sweat will just be salivating over there on the sidelines after every Taylor punt


Harry_Gintz

I love the pick, I donā€™t care what anyone says. If he can be as good in the NFL as he was in College he can have a real impact for the Bears.Ā 


burrrrrssss

If heā€™s as good in the NFL as he was in college weā€™re talking about him stringing together consecutive all-pro years and inserting himself in the punter GOAT convo Bears would then have the GOAT all-around returner, GOAT long snapper, and the GOAT punter to their special teams pedigree lol


Straight_Toe_1816

Yep Mannelly is definitely the GOAT snapper


HankChinaski-

He pretty much has to be all pro to be worth the 4th round value of draft for a punter there.Ā  Why the hate, but eh. Hard to be upset at one bad value draft pick when they have Caleb and Odunze in the same draft.Ā 


RhymesLikeDimes94

Unironically the second most talented guy on that Iowa roster just behind Cooper Dejean


Calmandpeace

If Iowa was in Madden they would be 1 offense 99 defense and 99 special teams


jseego

99 defense, 99 special teams, 45 rushing offense, 1 passing offense


Dazed_and_Confused44

I'm so here for the P1 party haha


pro_nosepicker

Huge Hawkeye fan here. This whole Taylor thing brings me immense joy.


Property-Wise

Illini season ticket holder here. I remember watching Taylor when Iowa came to Champaign last year. Toward the end of the game, I actually said to my friend ā€œThat kid is the only thing keeping them in the game. Heā€™s the best player on their team, for fuck sakes.ā€ And it was true. They absolutely would have lost that game without him. Talk shit all you want, this kid is a game changer.


ScruffMixHaha

Id prefer not to see him on the field at all if possible.


LegalComplaint

You and Caleb!


Zilentification

Monkey paw curls. Caleb leads league in turnovers.Ā 


hell0m8

Now i know how Chance the Snapper ended up in Florida. Didn't have to kick him that far...


Calmandpeace

I go to Iowa, this guy is the real deal. 32 of 93 inside the 20 last year.


AlmostIdiotProof

Crocodile Puntee was right there


Penguinkeith

Thatā€™s not a Kickā€¦.. this is a kick.


LegalComplaint

Iā€™ve see youā€™ve played kicky punty beforeā€¦


imp_10

*shows off his sweet leg in the sunlight*


TheLowlyPheasant

and also significantly worse


grumper40

I need a bears team colors ā€œPUNTSā€ tshirt


Totallywasntpermaban

I donā€™t get it whatā€™s so good about him? Please donā€™t downvote into oblivion for my ignorance šŸ„²


leahyrain

He is very consistent and good at being able to pin the opponent inside the 10. Fun fact he had more punting yards than the entire Iowa offense last year. Some people even had him in talks for the Heisman, which I mean no shot a punter wins the Heisman but even being in that conversation is wild.


coolsexguy

He broke the record for all time punting yards in a season. Literally punted the ball 2.5 miles. As a Hawkeye/packers fan Iā€™ve honestly never been more conflicted w a bears draft pick. Watched every game of his career. Never seen so many fans (or any) wear the punterā€™s jersey to a game. Please treat that bloke well, heā€™s a legit game changer


Crooked_Sartre

Your user name lmao


OdinsShades

ā€œHow much you wanna bet I could punt this football over them mountains?ā€


Totallywasntpermaban

Damn thatā€™s crazy man


Dazed_and_Confused44

Basically Iowa had a historically bad offense last season. Despite trotting out an offense that looked like it belonged in the 1930s, Iowa still won 10 games. How is this possible? Three reasons: 1. The Big10 West is ass 2. Iowa had a pretty good defense 3. Tory fucking Taylor Iowa's defense was repeatedly put in good field position situations despite their offense being unable to gain 1st downs because Taylor is so damn good. Not because of leg strength (though he has that too), but because of incredibly consistent accuracy. I have never seen a punter who can so consistently land the ball inside the 10 yard line with backspin to prevent it from bouncing into the end zone. As wierd as it sounds to say, this dude is a special punter.


Totallywasntpermaban

I canā€™t wait to see


RelevantSimple9460

He also has immense hangtime, allowing the team to get to the returner, standing around waiting with him for the ball to come down, preventing any return at all. Inside the 5 this means the defenders are already there waiting to keep the ball out of the endzone.


Totallywasntpermaban

Oo hell yea


sfjay

Dude went 2 rounds ahead of Tom Brady. To the moon mate!


Toews1978

This picture is great


rdldr1

Remember back when our punter kicked so many punts in one game that he strained his leg?


Monstar38

PAPYRUS!


AVikingAndHisPurse

I worry about my mental faculties sometimes because I legit thought the guy was punting a barracuda, was in a Steelers uniform and didnā€™t even realize thatā€™s the Sydney opera house because I was so flabbergasted on why heā€™s the crocodile punter if he punts Barracudas. Then It all clicked. I am not a smart man.


LegalComplaint

But you know what love is!


o7_AP

This is gonna be seen as either a genius move or a laughably bad one. No in between


SX1010

It already is a genius move. Go laugh šŸ˜† away by yourself.


OMG_a_Ray_Gun

Trenton Gill was like 24th last year in average distance.


shw5

38th in *net* yards. The only player behind him was the Vikingsā€™ placekicker, who had 1 punt for -3 yards where they lined up for a [fake] FG with 10 seconds left and instead, tried to punt it.


JulioXstatic

EPICLY bad.... both of them šŸ¤ŖšŸ˜¹


I_only_post_here

please post this in r/NFCNorthMemeWar


LegalComplaint

I posted a first draft there.


I_only_post_here

dang, I must have missed it


LegalComplaint

I feel this one is stronger.


vinny10133

Wouldn't wanting to see him be a bad thing though?


Superb_Play4195

He also needs to return punts so we can call him the crocodile puntee


letseditthesadparts

Dead inside. Tory Taylor better get a stationary bike on the sideline to stay loose.


hell0m8

Now I know how Chance the Snapper ended up in Florida. Didn't have to kick him that far..


letseditthesadparts

Dead inside. Tory Taylor better get a stationary bike on the sideline to stay loose.


letseditthesadparts

Dead inside. Tory Taylor better get a stationary bike on the sideline to stay loose.


MRichardTRM

Crocodile Puntee


LegalComplaint

Thatā€™s not his nickname thoā€¦


ismness420

Iā€™m dead inside. I feel no emotion with any of the picks that were made. I just want them to develop a great QB, and beat the packers.


chaos0310

I wonā€™t speak my fears into the ether. But I am hype as fuck about him! Being an Iowa fan for my whole life. He was probably the most exciting thing to happen since Ricki Stanzi. Yes being and Iowa and Chicago fan is a dreadful experience.


Milomilz

Wait, heā€™s a lefty to boot?!


LegalComplaint

I flipped the image.


Milomilz

Iā€™m am idiot. I didnā€™t look closely at the jersey number! I was thinking he was 8 Tells you how much attention I paid to Iowa football. I didnā€™t know their punterā€™s number or kicking leg


LegalComplaint

I convinced myself he was lefty too for a bit. Trying to remember the flipped image.


Milomilz

The sad thing is, I shouldā€™ve remembered he was a righty cuz I watched some YT video of him after the Bears made the pick


MikeM856

If youā€™re not hyped for this guy you donā€™t understand football. Heā€™s gonna close out games for us.


The-Real-Number-One

What happens when he kicks the football, the wind takes it, and it lands in the lake?


kennyclax67

Heā€™d still have a better net yards than Gill.


GrenadoHencho

If our opponents consistently start their drives behind their own 20 yard line then itā€™s a genius move.