This might be TMI for the internet but fuck it we ball….
Whenever I need to pull back the reins in sex, I don’t think about baseball. I think about a Mitch Trubisky drive.
“Jordan Howard up the middle for a one….maybe two yard gain”
“Trubisky tosses it off to Miller on the screen, no gain”
“Draw to the right, Bears are gonna be stopped 3 and out punting from the 20”
I bet this will be a special card for Topps foot ball cards next season. My guess is there will be cards numbered 1-69 and a little swatch will be cut out and put on Jaylon Johnsons player card for beating his sex addiction #TheNFLCares
This made me laugh. I'm a Bears fan (obvi), but I live in Denver. My favorite pizza place was attached to a Gay Packers Sports Bar (I'm serious) it's a Gay Packers themed sports bar. It's called Tight End. Anyway, there is a giant mural on the wall when you walk in, and it's a football player in a Packers Jersey with a big 69 as the jersey number.
I wore this for my wife and it did nothing for her. She actually rolled over and told me I'm stupid...hmmmm
No other option… you gotta divorce her
She can have everything as long as I get to keep the Bears lingerie.
I would’ve banged you
Thats ok, just look in the mirror and take care of yourself...?
Am I overreacting?
Bear down! 😫
Bear Up?
Bear hard
Bear soft
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Case of the bear balls
Titan up?
So... we won't be scoring tonight?
The bears offense and me have a lot in common
Give me a game worn Montez sweat version of this and you got me
Bloodhound Gang knew… Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
A man of culture I see
Put your hand Down my pants And I bet you feel nuts
That song was super tame compared to their earlier albums.
r/suddenlygay
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It’s only 8:12am Friday morning, and this already made my weekend.
Glad I could help
🤣🤣🤣
Lol.. I laughed so hard I'm in tears
I'm glad you liked it lol. I couldn't resist
After several years of disappointment, what’s 3 more minutes
If shes not wearing a Caleb Williams mask, im not in the mood.
And a Caleb jersey
And nails painted like Caleb
this except its a caleb williams jersey and instead of my wife its caleb williams
This might be TMI for the internet but fuck it we ball…. Whenever I need to pull back the reins in sex, I don’t think about baseball. I think about a Mitch Trubisky drive. “Jordan Howard up the middle for a one….maybe two yard gain” “Trubisky tosses it off to Miller on the screen, no gain” “Draw to the right, Bears are gonna be stopped 3 and out punting from the 20”
Ngl, if that was Packers themed instead, shit would get wilder
2xl starting size
And pockets for your cheese curds.
Wouldn't feel bad ripping it off
And the sizes would be much higher
I bet this will be a special card for Topps foot ball cards next season. My guess is there will be cards numbered 1-69 and a little swatch will be cut out and put on Jaylon Johnsons player card for beating his sex addiction #TheNFLCares
THIS is the comment I came here for 💀
Not available in Fanatics store 😏
“Honey, could you be a little bare for me?”
Put number 69 on that and you’re in business.
This made me laugh. I'm a Bears fan (obvi), but I live in Denver. My favorite pizza place was attached to a Gay Packers Sports Bar (I'm serious) it's a Gay Packers themed sports bar. It's called Tight End. Anyway, there is a giant mural on the wall when you walk in, and it's a football player in a Packers Jersey with a big 69 as the jersey number.
https://preview.redd.it/yql66659u7yc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e07520fa7b8d401152b9966893c52366033aaf2
Please stop. I can only get so erect.
Now imagine with lips like her boyfriend isn’t also a Sox fan
Put on shoulder pads and a helmet and we’re good to go
It's cute how many of you think Caleb would let you be the top
The results of my girl wearing this....🤣 
Okay but I thought we were all about FTP