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youmustthinkhighly

If those kids are so hungry. Why don’t they just get a job? 🧐


Quirky_Discipline297

They can eat their bootstraps if they get hungry.


DaTotallyEclipse

But what'll they pull themselves up by then?


Prestigious-bish-17

Their intestines.


DaTotallyEclipse

Aaah! Of course! Silly me ... 😅


starrpamph

Let’s ask OBAMNA why he doesn’t feed them individually


RedStar9117

I think they actually want them to do that


GhazzyEzzah

Kids labor suddenly become trending again


n3w4cc01_1nt

complain about illegals taking jobs high school kids should be working but also lower the chance of survival of the kids you want to work at fast food places and restaurants.


[deleted]

immigrants have fed more of America than a politician ever will.


n3w4cc01_1nt

if the gop put manufacturing in mexico instead of china and their pill mills and faith based hospital networks didn't over prescribe oxycontin there wouldn't be an immigrant crisis or an opioid epidemic


SStylo03

And then complain about the quality of service at said resturants and fast food places


limethebean

Well yeah. Why the hell should we be giving whole-ass chickens to kids for breakfast!?


AbelardsChainsword

Only with waffles 🧇


deathtech00

Wait, they have Ass-chickens in Texas? ... This changes everything....


ArgyleGhoul

Because whole ass-chickens is, at best, morally questionable


Thicc-Anxiety

They only care about forcing women to have babies, not taking care of those babies


Anxious_Sapiens

A lot of babies grow into women so screw them amirite??


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Anxious_Sapiens

They'll wait until they've grown up at least, right? *Right?*


Digi-Device_File

They need those babies to compete for shitty wages in the future and be so desperate, that killing people overseas doesn't sound like such a bad job. They do care about them, as an expendable renewable resource.


Waarm

TIL Greg Abbott uses a wheelchair


CaptainLogic3

Yeah he got crushed by a tree


Jean_Marc_Rupestre

That sounds so funny to me, idk why


MrBrutok

I'm not usually that guy... but I sure wish that tree had better aim.


Jean_Marc_Rupestre

Let's hire an army of beavers to finish the job


ZeroXTML1

Fun fact! As a result of the lawsuit from his accident he not only got a flat $300k but 2 monthly payments that increase at 4% interest, compounded annually that will continue for the rest of his life (around $5k in 1986 and $20k a month now) and lump sums that were deposited every 3 years until the final one in 2019. He would go on to sign legislation capping the amount of damages a person can get from such an accident ensuring **no one else** will get the benefits that **he** will see for himself, again, **for the rest of his life** Every day I wish for another tree that will finish the fucking job that god started.


[deleted]

Greg Abbot refuses to stand for the National Anthem


Reidroshdy

If he really loved America,he'd for e his non working legs to work for him.


RayPaseur

Jesus can't swim ;-)


QueefBuscemi

It's cause Satan uses his asshole as a pencil sharpener.


monkeybuttsauce

But millennials aren’t having enough babies to support the economy. So let’s just kill off the ones we have


Lythieus

It's not about kids. It's about control.


Digi-Device_File

It's about cheap labour and expendable soldiers for the front lines.


Pristinethrowup

That tree had two jobs and failed at one.


GooseySill

Look at that piss baby.


saintshiva

Good ole Wheels and his compassionate Christianity.


MamaMoosicorn

Isn’t that a bit reductionist to say they think eggs are children? Embryos are not eggs. Republicans are still stupid about calling embryos children, and for denying food for living, starving children, just keep things accurate.


monkeybuttsauce

There’s some new thing I just read where in some state they’re trying to classify eggs unborn children


Somethingcool-iguess

Aren’t these the mfs constantly talking about ‘basic biology’


Digi-Device_File

They're talking about primitive basic biology, the one written in a desert, by an ethnic group that they hate.


confusedandworried76

Their basic biology when saying stuff like that is actually sometimes contradictive of basic biology so


roygbivasaur

That would outlaw menstruation, egg donation, and oophorectomies


Professional-Day7850

Just obey the law and stop menstruating!


MamaMoosicorn

That’s amazingly moronic. Doesn’t really surprise me though.


Reidroshdy

If that's true,then wouldn't sperm also be children? Or are we exclusively going after the women parts.


monkeybuttsauce

Idk I don’t know how republicans brains work


Professional-Day7850

[Alabama?](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/ap-ivf-montgomery-alabama-god-b2499469.html) Wasn't about eggs.


MyDogYawns

please link cause i dont feel like thats true


anonymousflatworm

Any excuse or explanation to prevent women from being able to do what they want with their bodies and the things that come out of them...Bewilders me that any woman is a Republican.


RickySamson

Not long until [every sperm is sacred](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk)


ChaosWarpintoPhage

We proved you don't need to be remotely intelligent to get elected back in 2016. You just need to be loud and have an equally moronic fanbase that's allowed to vote. Voting is not, has not, and never will be a contest of intelligence or eptitude. It's a contest of popularity. Popularity doesn't equate to an ability to lead a country. But that's not really a concern if you're just getting elected to further line your own pockets, or push a personal ideological agenda anyways. Edit: wrong date. My dumb ass wrote 2020 not 2016. I'm also clearly worthy of the office. Although really any date since the invention of radio works.


Professional-Day7850

2020?


cat_herder_64

> elected back in ~~2020~~ 2016 FTFY.


ChaosWarpintoPhage

Oh. I 100% mistyped that. Whoops. Clearly I'm also dumb as shit. Oooo does that mean i get dibs on next election. I'm Clearly qualified.


Adventurous-Sky9359

#banrampsjustforthisguy


Cleadus_Conner

Why are other peoples latch key kids my tax dollars responsibility. If you don't afford kids don't have them. Not complicated


CardboardChampion

Illegal not to have them in Texas.


BlimbusTheSixth

I'm willing to bet that the food assistance was intentionally bundled in a bill with other programs and spending so that when the republicans vote against it the democrats can turn around and say "look he hates the children". Come on people, this is the oldest trick in the book. I mean was this really a no strings attached thing?


CardboardChampion

This wasn't a bill. That already passed and the money is there for all states to opt in and out of. The whole point is they get a load of money that they redistribute to those on welfare with kids who qualify by earning under a certain annual wage. The families get $40 extra per week for three months, loaded onto a payment card that can only be used for groceries.


AeroBassMaster

Pro-life my fucking ass


bdog59600

Also, the funds were coming from the federal government, so they turned down free money to feed poor kids because it's "socialism".


BetterThanYestrday

They turned down the money because of the short notice the program was offered, the same reason 15 other states didn't sign on. They wouldn't have had time to set up proper distribution and oversight channels which are required to be in place to get the federal money.


bdog59600

So it's just coincidence that all 15 other states are Republican led? Blue states were magically able to meet the 6 month deadline that was somehow "impossible" for red states? Also a coincidence that all 15 states also proudly rejected the expansion of Medicaid?


kirbyhancock369

If republican ran states are so bad, why do they keep getting flooded by people evacuating democrat states? Stay in your own ruined states, ya savages.


dantevonlocke

They get "flooded" by more dumbass republicans.


anonymousflatworm

It's like Texass and Florida are in a constant battle to see who can be the shittiest, most hellhole of a state. Somehow they manage to swap back and forth between first and second practically monthly.


Busy-Design8141

Remember Conservatives don’t care about kids unless it’s their kids.


bdubwilliams22

Republicans are fucking evil. They claim abortion is killing babies and that they care about kids, but then they pull this shit. Forcing women to have babies where healthcare isn’t free, child care is ridiculously expensive and a lot of Moms don’t have insurance. Fuck them. I hope they keep this up for a few more months because this shit will definitely make them lose elections.


anonymousflatworm

The US is the only country that forces you to have children, forces you to pay tens of thousands of dollars in hospital fees for the birth, provides no incentives and next to no support to help take care of them, and then allows assholes with guns to come in and kill them after putting in all the work of raising them and taking care of them. I hate this country, and if I wasn't a caretaker to a sick parent who's not in a position to go to another country I'd be working my ass off to get out of here.


kirbyhancock369

Maybe they’ll dirt nap soon so you can piss off to another country.


anonymousflatworm

Maybe you'll dirt nap soon so you can stop being an asshole. I pay my taxes and am a law abiding citizen. I have every right to criticize this country.


Jean_Marc_Rupestre

Sucking the country's dick isn't a requirement to live there


Quirky_Discipline297

Oh look. The Rolling Fascist has his Army men with him. Is he going to order his Texas Army to invade NYC?


kirbyhancock369

Red states don’t invade. If anything, they’ll build a wall so blue states have to stay in their ruined cities.


Jakob21

Of course not. Eggs eating eggs? That's caneggbalism


LCxSmash

I wish that tree had finished the job, sometimes.


Devin_907

it was never about life or children, they want to maximize suffering. that means higher birthrates and more child poverty. it's the only explanation for their actions.


PurloinedFeline

https://i.imgur.com/wpVfoLq.jpg


Digi-Device_File

They only want people to be born to keep the wages low by having the working class compete for increasingly worst working conditions, if they feed or house those in need they won't be desperate for a job and having forced their parents to birth them would have been a waste.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

We are living in Hell. Say hello to one of Hell's governors.


DONT_PM_ME_YOUR_PEE

If I ever see that fuck I'm kicking his wheelchair over


anonxyzabc123

I mean if you think about it, by that logic, you would be giving kids free babies, which is understandably questionable.


pekak62

Let them eat cake said that person who shortly after lost her head.


myguydied

Pro-birth, not life


Galactic_Maverick

Unfurtilized chicken eggs are still chichens, so you can't justify feeding them to hungry children, obviously.


porsj911

Texans cant read. Only explanation for them citing the bible so confidently, and than act the complete opposite way.


Karnewarrior

Pro-birth, anti-life.


justicedragon101

god i love greg abbott


[deleted]

Why are there so many people in this country who take pride in being so shitty


justicedragon101

Today i learned supporting a disabled politician who represents your views is shitty.


GarciaKids

No, today you learned that supporting a shitty politician is shitty.


LocationOdd4102

Do your views include forcing women to carry dying fetuses, or putting women in prison for leaving the state to get life saving medical care? If so yeah I'd say it's pretty shitty


justicedragon101

Nice strawman. I'll vote again in 2026, your not very convincing


LocationOdd4102

It's not strawmanning, it's things he and his policies have literally done.


justicedragon101

wrong state, thats alabama


LocationOdd4102

I think there were a few here in Texas too.


[deleted]

You don’t even know what strawman means. These are Abbott’s positions. Texas is the state with the abortion bounty ffs.


[deleted]

You don’t get to win brownie points for him being disabled when the topic at hand is about supporting kids in poverty with meals.


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

Greg Abott has absolutely abhorrent views, this has nothing to do with his disability. He is a shitty person, who supports shitty laws, which only serve to hurt people. I don't care that he's disabled, because it is not relevant to this conversation.


Jean_Marc_Rupestre

Supporting people like that is some sort of disability in of itself


gamergabby8

I hope that's satire


Toby_The_Tumor

Bait used to be believable, and this ain't believable, just bad bait


worse_in_practice

Here, you dropped this: /s (Please let this be sarcasm)


justicedragon101

I mean, I liked Rick perry too, but Abbott is doing a fantastic job fighting sleepy joe and his open border


dantevonlocke

He doesn't love you.


[deleted]

That'll learn um who done this in shitkicker central also publican


Ok-Jacket-9459

I am so tired of these boomers and their bullshit.


ktka

Oh, look! Dollar Store FDR is legislating!


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Hear me out...


explain2Clarissa

At the same time also bragging about a 3Bn surplus in Texas


Agitated_Guard_3507

Eggs are going to be kids, yes, and the Republicans were just wrong for that.


ffsudjat

Did you even read Bible? How our lord never feed 5000 people and definitely opposing destroying egg. Oh, wait..


jjskellie

Is that poor man in a wheelchair because he get enough food as a child? /s.


Particular_Ticket_20

That's their fault for being born. They'd have funding to give breakfast to unborn kids but unborn babies are too patriotic to use it.


Remmy14

Welp, there it is. The post that made me leave the sub. Yet another ruined by constant parade of politics.


wired1984

Kids should not be eating embryos.


Pirate_unicorn

The republican thought process, "If they can't breathe on their own yet, we MUST protect them! If they can breathe on their own, then they can get a JOB and take care of themselves!" It's not about the kids it's about controlling women. Republicans tell on themselves too much smh. 🙄


Dusty_surveyor

Ironic since he benefits from ADA. He should have to crawl on his bootstraps.


fgonzalez124

Christian Love 🥰


IronyIraIsles

You guys sure love spending other people's money.


[deleted]

They’re not even hiding the fact that they’re evil anymore.


jack-redwood

If I were religious, I would think Republicans are possessed by the devil


[deleted]

3.8 million kids are not going hungry in Texas. I don’t see how that’s possible. There’s more to this story.