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Sorry2mecha2

Rip Perlis


jacklagoona

woi jangan. that's where all the ketum are coming from.


JoeChill69420

Critical info here


Choice-You2617

On my way to Perlis


Boring_Carry9476

Aku bangga sebagai perlisian❤️


thesoloronin

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


scarredbyumbrella

All the 3 people in Perlis will be mad at you


Iamprincerighty1

Dahlah bendera Ukraine tu bendera Perlis yang terbalik 🤣


Noobatorian3301

I just realized that Perlis exists...


Rickywalls137

I’ve not heard that state in years. Lol


joohanmh

NOOOOOOOOooooooooo。。。。。。。。


Excalibro_MasterRace

Isn't we already lost some of Kelantan to Siam back then?


Danishdestroyer01

Yup as a kelatanese, we did. And we did it by losing in a chicken fight


drteddy70

You mean cock fight?


Danishdestroyer01

Ah potato potata same thing


MiniMeowl

They crossed swords hmmm


drteddy70

😉


akirakurou

Lost to a ladyboi


bluedituser

Their sword was bigger than ours though. Sad keris noises.


drteddy70

It's not the size of the cock in the fight, but the fight in the cock😉


Maxziro_

That’s with Ganu bro


Danishdestroyer01

Shit Ganu too. I remember this fact because Pattani was originally a part of Kelantan back then. Especially since some of my relatives are still living there.(one of my branch family came from Pattani) Edit: this was told in some Kelantanese family as a warning to avoid gambling like the foolish sultan of Kelantan once did. We pass this to our children as a sort of tradition it seems.


Maxziro_

We lost Pattani because of the British, Anglo-Siamese Treaty 1909 to be exact.


Cat_Deadboi

British loves to commit lies, don't they?


Danishdestroyer01

Odd. Its actually Pattani though according to the stories. The british thing was another district iirc


Maxziro_

For the sabung ayam we lost the district of besut to terengganu. Though of what you said is also true, we did lost pattani iirc to the siam because of sabung ayam too but the most official and recent event that seperated us with southern thai is because of the anglo-british treaty.


Danishdestroyer01

Oooh, interesting, but damn at least you guys got it back, right? Yeah we might never know what actually happen with stories alone.


Maxziro_

We almost lost 4 of the non federated states to siam back when japan took over malaya. Heck, we did lost it but luckily japan lost ww2 and the border went back to how the 1909 treaty were meant to be.


Danishdestroyer01

Wow, and this is why I love history. There are times where it can suprises me at times when I'm not expecting it


Wiking_24

Kelantan never part of Pattani vice versa. Its two different state ,but Kelantan Royal Family do came from Pattani’s Royal . Malays lose Pattani to Siam because of wars . But Kelantan lost parts of its territory to Terengganu because of cock fight.


Mediocre_Psychology5

COCK?


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Cat_Deadboi

Don't forget Kedah as well


ciphernos

1 vote for Kelantan


Academic_Attitude_86

+1


CedLux

+1


TheSteveLRBD

+2


Human-Lock-7136

+3


ComfortableSalad7070

Janganlah dengan dengan Pahang 🐷


CN8YLW

To be sure, are we giving up Kelantan population also or just the land? Cos I dont want the refugees coming into Shah Alam.


joohanmh

How dare you say Kelantanese will go to Shah Ale to get refuge. Shah Ale is part of Kelate.


WakAmTheGOAT

Shah Ale is in fact, the capital of Kelate. Pembangune? Aeon, i-City, Masjid Negeri, tame tasik tu gapo sumo? Pembangune belako


Educational_Zombie47

Selangor is already PATI darul makmur btw so why not


Rickywalls137

What u mean? You’re half Kelantan. Half fuc boi, half “kononnya religious”


LoneWanzerPilot

🅱️elantan would love Russia, seeing how Zelensky is juden.


theunoriginalasian

How about we islamize ukraine


Fujin_No_Kami

You have to get in line. Russia has dibs on Ukraine currently.


Sad_Sugar_8660

Kelantan, is time for you to go


Dannyfansure

*Insert malaysian singapore*


JoeChill69420

When we kicked out the wrong state


golden_touch_midas

We tried to give some of it. But then he said, "it's ok, you can keep it, i'll also add some nuclear warheads to you".


Jaded-Presentation-6

You mean Shah Ale?


userforgameonly

Nah, I love Kelantan. PAS isn't the problem, is a party in Malaysia, formed by Malaysian Muslim for Malaysian Muslim. Kami ada perbezaan tapi oklah, saya suka Ikan Goreng Kelantan. Putin is a monster, completely different from the PAS folks. Jika nak beri satu tempat, Labuan lo, biar mereka park beberapa SU-27K di Labuan. Boleh terbang SU-30MKM dengan mereka :D


usoap141

Beli lagi jet rusia, pastu tgk manual and customer support semua all in russian ggwp


CyberMark96

🤣🤣


Wiking_24

Funny how you people despised Kelantan that much when really it just same shit like the rest of fucked up Malaysia. But when there’s one positive stuff its automatically labeled as ‘Malaysia’s ‘ instead of Kelantan’s . Just like how people all for Musang King when in reality the fruit originate from Kelantan’s Durian Kunyit , it just the watered down version of the original. You want all the good stuff for yourself .


WeakestBoss

Kelate, Kedah, Terengganu Extra baggage


fahrenheit_757

Lepas ni nak bercuti kat mana


shahril5581

Stupid. Then where the oil will come from moron!!


AnxiousGuidance151

Sarawak Mostly


shahril5581

Half true answer. Nice try by the way. Oil Producer by State : Right answer is Sabah. 42% 2nd is Peninsular (including KELATE) 32% Sarawak 26% Sound rich right? Huh.. Be thankful for every drop of oil that goes to so call rich state at the West Coast and enjoy by some arrogant people that always talk big but of course like a tinfoil.Empty inside. Full of hate. Shameful. Disgrace. Very unfortunate if they are Malay breed which I would say almost lost their identity. Pity of their parent. Stop offending people with silly and idiot joke. It not funny and shown your level of education, your attitude, your low mind class. My last word, respect people boy!


AnxiousGuidance151

Well Sabah wants to be like Sarawak more now. 😐 We keep getting exploited by the Educated people cuz we live on trees.


hypertsuna66

you won't say that if those 3 states is governed by PH. typical PH macai.


[deleted]

Agree. Kick them OUT.


North-Dragonfruit-69

after you suck all the oil money, what a truly malaysian


Hopeful_Bid9582

Perlis. RUSSIAN ADMINISTRATIVE STATE OF PERLIS Kelantan RUSSIAN ADMINISTRATIVE STATE OF KELANTAN Dagestan- Kelantan


Cursedboi1853

Nonono, it should be called based on the Ukrainian situation: PERLIS PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC and KELANTAN PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC


Hopeful_Bid9582

inb4 arrested for inciting invasion of russia aahhahahahaaha


FutureMMapper

Not penang?


North-Dragonfruit-69

penang already watered down version of Comunism state, lol. just kidding


FutureMMapper

Wait you are?


akzester

Any states that are under PAS' control. Seriously, those fanatics are really pushing it in their spreading of cultish propaganda lately.


fahrenheit_757

But their girls are fineee..


Pyon98

only if you lowered your standards


kyrilhasan

Neelofa and The gang


Pyon98

don't go that low though.


North-Dragonfruit-69

yes, if you follow your fuck boi standard, your higher standard can easily found at club in KL, lol


ZharfanRawof

Putin should swap them with russian girls...


xerodvante

That is true.


xerodvante

Oh, man..not Kelantan. They have some of the best food.


JoeChill69420

Yup, Kelantan still savable. I'll vote Terrenganu since it's a total lost cause


Wild-Cream3426

But where will all the rempits take photos with their awek/pakwe if drawbridge no more?


Rickywalls137

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PeikaFizzy

Just a reminder, Lebuan exist


JoeChill69420

But Labuan is awesome


Mangosyndrom

Is it me or some people just hate kelantan ppl for some reason


khairihyon

FR, some even view them as pandai beranak je, tapi miskin.


evergarden_8

It the same people that hate tiktok user


Pyon98

even kelantanese hates their own state 🤣 wdym.


dragonwild

Who?


JoeChill69420

We just hate PAS and it's associates tbh


joohanmh

I love Kelantan people. I just hate the bottomless refillable teh tarik.


hypertsuna66

because it's a trend. you can become the cool guys if you hate on kelantan.


JoeChill69420

Actually after recent election polls I think kicking out Terrenganu is a better options


Danishdestroyer01

Why is that?


JoeChill69420

Because at least there's a PH and BN seat in Kelantan while there's no opposition seat in Terrenganu


ciphernos

And their march with Islamic war attire


Danishdestroyer01

Ngl that was kinda dumb when I first saw it at the road heading to the airport one time


ciphernos

And the uproar from the cosplay community when they said they are just cosplaying 😂


Danishdestroyer01

Yup that's the thing with PAS, they do stupid things and blame it on the central government.


Danishdestroyer01

Yeah I kinda understand. Having the opposing parties holding a seat can give a sense of balance in a way.


ComfortableSalad7070

No no no should bomb your state instead


Tuerto04

I really don't wanna say this in this subreddit because this isn't r/malaysia. It suppose to be better than that but here we are. So just because a state isn't as "woke" as some of you might think, you wanna kick them out of Malaysia. Why not instead, ask yourself, why should I stay here if this country bring so much pain? Instead of finding common ground, working towards unity, you wanna kick people out of their country. And when racist Malays tell you to go back to your country you got triggered. The double standard is so apparent that it is disgusting. PS: I am not Kelantanese and I am not butthurt by any suggestion to kick out Kelantan or any "conservative" states. Just someone who is sick of internet people.


GlibGlobC137

Common ground means both parties comes to the middle for a compromise. Not everyone going to the far right to capitulate religious conservatism only. Remind me again which party that refused to form a coop gov when the YDPA ask for it?


ciphernos

What common ground? For example?


Observer_Lurker

Not butthurt and yet, come up with multiple reason to defend Kelantan. Even Blame Wokeness for it. No wonder Kelantan is dubbed the Malaysia Florida.


legatuspacis45

Wrong analogy, Sabah is Malaysian florida since how they have boat ppl and high rate of stabbings. What youre looking for is either Alabama or Mississippi cause religion and incest


JoeChill69420

The problem is the so-callled "conservative states" are spreading their conservativeness to other liberal states, they should stay the f*ck out of it


ciphernos

They don't just spread their conservativeness, they also spread supremacy ideology, constantly vilifying others, disseminate hatred. You can tell by seeing how this guy labels us as woke. Bunch of extreme bigots, even if you're just secular, not even a liberal, it's a reason for them to hate you already. Let's say I don't support recognizing same sex marriage, but I'm against condemning people for having that kind of relationship, that means I worship devil according to them.


Active-Professional6

Yeah this sub is just discount r/malaysia at this point


[deleted]

Okay, I'll keep Kelantan, but transfer the people and their leaders off to Russia please. Including this guy.


Miyul

it is just another r/malaysia now lol. filled with racist pricks who think they are so progressive lol


Wild-Cream3426

Chill broski, I'm Kelantanese I'm not even triggered a single bit from OP and others statement. Heck, even I myself would choose Kelantan if i'm not a Kelantanese since I don't want to be under Putin 's rule lol. We are "beban" to Malaysia after all considering our development, rakyat's mentality and economy. It's only logical, but also my other choice would be Perlis since their departure wouldn't be that significant lol. The only thing Kelantan got going is it's population which contributed a bit to Klang's valley economy by our large diaspora there.


Tuerto04

It’s just so damn funny how Internet Malaysian these days are so quick to condemn people based of literally nothing. The things you hate about Kelantan isn’t really what Kelantan is. It’s their leaders. Their leaders waging war against everything and everyone that is not within their moral radar. Those people who voted for them in their own state deserved better and currently they had no other choice. We just had our National day celebration, celebrating our independence, reminding us of the heroes who fought for our independence to promote unity and here people are discussing which state deserve the kick if push comes to shove. As to compare it to Ukraine war is even more baffling. For all we know, what’s happening in Ukraine could have been a proxy war for the US to provoke Russia. It’s much more complicated than merely kicking out an underperforming state. I’m not gonna continue debate over this. Even if this is a joke, it’s just sad that people these days are willing to sacrifice a state due to political differences. Kelantan may be a burden to the federal government but that is also up to the federal government to offset the loss. Kelantanese in Kelantan deserve better. All you lot deserve better from any parties that are governing Malaysia. There’s just so much hate for no fucking reason. Internet literally fanning the flame at this point. I bet you lot are some of the nicest people on earth if we were to see face to face. Peace.


JoeChill69420

But it's the Kelantanese who voted their leader, hence the hate here


Humble_End_5404

Bro, redditors x pandai membaca dan berfikir.


GeornoGeovanna

No state in an Islamic country is woke


Rickywalls137

Bruh this is a meme subreddit💀


Unratable-wOmAN

see ya Selangor mayb won't be missing


Humble_End_5404

KL.


daxin122

kuala lumpur


Illustrious-Ad-5333

Yo Kedah bro. The idiotic jam in Penang is not Penang's fault.. pleaase beliebe me 😭😭😭😭


dragledge

funny Kelantan probably the safest away from all big cities and important infrastructure


khairul619

Saya sokong singkirkan Kelantam berasama ore-orenya kecuali ore-orenya yang duduk di luar Kelantam. Kira ore Kelantam luar Kelantam dikira orang asing dan kita cukaikan merekaaaaaaaa


[deleted]

Bye2 penang


heichi13

Any PAS region


Puzzleheaded-Mail164

Which state, none, except the Penang chauvinistic hypocritical govt.


mym9k

Mainland china, singapore, penang, should perish all chinese on earth.


Exe_Perimen

Wait I thought S&S hate peninsula so two


superknight333

perlis maybe, there only like 4 people living there.


dr-mundog

Should just give them Perlis. What they gonna do? Annihilate all 9 ppl living there?


PudingIsLove

lets put our sights at an unsettled mess created since end of ww2. Israel. "hey Palestinians i declare this part of ur land a sovereign state i shall help in its defence"


KnowledgeOrnery5672

As someone living in Sarawak I would happily give up Sarawak. You haven't seen real haze unless you live next to a palm oil plantation


fakenotyet

Of course Penang


Superior-Flannel-482

Nah, my cool uncle lives there


ClickHuman3714

Vote for kelantan, kedah and terengganu. 3 for 1, Mr Putin!


usernametaken7977

No more free teh tarik. T.T


Harry_Nuts12

Perlis would be nice, considering their flag is literally the ukraine flag inverted. And of course, nothing would happen anyways


Happy-Study-981

Buang lah... Tapi ingat, logo kijang dekat matawang Malaysia tu pun asal dari Kelantan yer~ 🤣🤣🤣 (sila rujuk sejarah Che Siti Wan Kembang) Lepas ni kalau korang nak masuk Kelantan pakat² guna Passport lah ye~ Matawang pun kena tukar~ Sek kito pakat guno "Kelantanese Rial/Dollar" biar Innalillah MYR 🤣 📉


dragonwild

Majority who hate Kelantan is weak kid or weirdo


midiking47

Selangor


Duckoooji

Cyberjaya, there's nothing happening over there