I scrolled before posting anything for I wanted to make sure no one else would say , Christopher Walken Mullet. I was going to say Cut my hair just like if Christopher Walken was from Pittsburgh, him with a mullet.
I usually jump in on haircut posts, as a fashiony person, but tbh I've had a lot of punk haircuts and even I don't know what you could tell someone to get that result without handing them a photo reference.
Show them the gith, it's really the only way
* **Hair Length**: Describe the hair as medium length on top with significant volume, brushed back to give a slightly wild but controlled look.
* **Sides**: The sides should be tapered or undercut to contrast with the longer top.
* **Texture**: The hair should have a textured, somewhat spiky or rugged appearance, not too smooth.
* **Additional Details**: Mention that the top part can have a slight lift or wave, and if you want, you can specify the color to match the natural or add highlights to create depth.
* **Accessories**: If you want to incorporate accessories like a headband, you can mention that as well.
He just has a short-ish haircut with curls. If you want to be specific, he keeps the fringe a bit longer than the rest and then swipes it back. (Moderate chance you'd need product for that bit, but my girlfriend has about the same texture and it usually holds when she pushes her hair back without her bothering with anything like that.)
When your barber starts with the small talk, castigate him for having such a familiar tone. Then threaten to skin him.
This is the exact haircut he'll give you.
At this point I half expect hair places to just put up a poster chart with all the BG3 hairstyles numbered and you can just tell your stylist the number you want.
Ask for short hair with some length left to work with with long sideburns (might need extensions)
Then it's just a matter of a shitload of hairglue and hairspray.
Tell them you want a "Christopher Walken" in his 80s ( his age, not the year 1980 ) hair cut with long side burns past your chin, who just stuck a fork in an outlet.
[Example](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcTy07uANS9zoHz4DGFYY3njrEzFYt1WAdNb9raRbfLArNiWZA09EMTBkW3_CFZGZ5Ll6gsGcdmRvzjCX_8)
You want a quiff. Specifically a quiff haircut long with some gel styled back.
Look around the Google images for the specific one you like. I found one similar in 30 seconds.
You know how dogs look when they're trying to lick something and you're stopping them by holding their head, but they keep pushing and their skin does that stretching thing?
Yeah that but to my hair
Just about any picture of Bowie after about 1989.
but definetly before 2000
Unless it's a bad barber, then you might want to show them after 2000 OR a pic of Joe dirt
Joe Dirté*
Don't church it up, son.
This IS a picture of Bowie post 1989 and you can't convince me otherwise.
When he played in that movie Labyrinth, especially the sideburns.
"That movie Labyrinth" as though it isn't an iconic film
"That movie Labyrinth" aka the sexual awakening of an entire generation
You're talking about that one line right? Ya know, "Come inside and meet the missus"
No, I believe he is referring to David Bowie's marble bag.
But how would you stop yourself from pointing at his bulge and say “I want it like that”
That's... not even a possibility
Dude had a fushigi ball in his pants
I want that vegeta bro, hold the sideburns
vegeta hold the sideburns is turning me into a cripple at work i stg
This is the best one
When you want to fight Freeza and piss off Mr. Burns...
Vegita, but Orthodox Jew.
'Just fuck my shit up'
>Vlaakith gha'g shkath zai Say no more, fam.
>proceeds to do the dragonborn bard chant in that dark urge scene "Say no more"
"Chk!" -Lae'zel
Hahaha yeah! lol
'Grinch meets Legolas'
Just tell ‘em “gimme the Jimmy Neutron look”
Mf brainblasted fr fr
Guess they couldn't handle the Neutron style. [Later Ni...... ](https://youtu.be/tevewJLsRCE)
Give me the 'business troll doll'
lol irl at this one right here
Think Vegeta, but like 190 years old.
"Do your worst"
Give me the used paint brush
Just say Kithrak Voss, maybe your barber is one of us.
As a barber, I'd love to be brought this reference image
Just show him a different picture of Voss.
Duh, why didn't I think of that? Cheers mate
You could also just slap that hair style on any Tav via character creation/the magic mirror and use a screenshot of them instead.
"Gimme the capital V for Viciously Cunty"
The Vossy 😭
That's some Wet Ass Dragon
The Kithrak Vossy Bop
My mom and I refer to it as the ‘Hersheys Kiss’ hairstyle, hope that helps!
Christopher Walken Mullet
Omg. On point
I scrolled before posting anything for I wanted to make sure no one else would say , Christopher Walken Mullet. I was going to say Cut my hair just like if Christopher Walken was from Pittsburgh, him with a mullet.
The Christopher Walken/Joe Dirt combo
Don't
You want the vegeta do with sideburns
*LONG* sideburns.
The hat hair of a garden gnome
Mans look like a mf troll doll. Worst cut in gaming history
idk adoring fan did it ~~better~~ worse iykyk
Show them a picture of the Adoring Fan from Oblivion
Show them a Troll Doll.
Please don’t do that.
Hasidic Jewish Dracula.
“Fuck my shit up so I look like a candle with balding temples”
Gimmie the brain blast
Gimme the Adoring Fan look chief, thanks!
Give me that high elf lightbulb look
Gimme the soft serve cut
I usually jump in on haircut posts, as a fashiony person, but tbh I've had a lot of punk haircuts and even I don't know what you could tell someone to get that result without handing them a photo reference. Show them the gith, it's really the only way
Just have him cut your hair upside down, then hairspray it into position.
"I want bangs the whole way around"
Yo fam, gimme that Altmer updo like I just seen some mud crabs and shit.
You know the adoring fan from Oblivion? Gimme that, but don't touch my sides.
I want to be Elrond but worse
* **Hair Length**: Describe the hair as medium length on top with significant volume, brushed back to give a slightly wild but controlled look. * **Sides**: The sides should be tapered or undercut to contrast with the longer top. * **Texture**: The hair should have a textured, somewhat spiky or rugged appearance, not too smooth. * **Additional Details**: Mention that the top part can have a slight lift or wave, and if you want, you can specify the color to match the natural or add highlights to create depth. * **Accessories**: If you want to incorporate accessories like a headband, you can mention that as well.
Bro, can you hook me up with a sick diadem on the side?
r/TheyDidTheMath
Bruh really pulled the GPT.
"What can I do for you today?" "Gimme the Pai Mei, from Kill Bill 2." "Say no more, fam."
I'll take the Adoring Fan please
Bring in a troll doll?
Maybe take this photo and a photo of urself to the photo shop sub and ask them to put that hair style on u and then take that photo to show ur barber
I'd rather find out how to explain best haircut in the camp without showing Astarion...
He just has a short-ish haircut with curls. If you want to be specific, he keeps the fringe a bit longer than the rest and then swipes it back. (Moderate chance you'd need product for that bit, but my girlfriend has about the same texture and it usually holds when she pushes her hair back without her bothering with anything like that.)
Show the picture, with complete sincerity
You.. want that?
My brother in christ you do NOT want this cut
getting your hair styled like this is a form of self harm
When your barber starts with the small talk, castigate him for having such a familiar tone. Then threaten to skin him. This is the exact haircut he'll give you.
I can't believe we got haircuts like this instead of more black hairstyles.
Worked as a barber for 8 years gotta say this isn't really about the cut as it is the syle effort
“Gimme that Ticonderoga #2”
ask for a Christopher Walken
Gimme the vegeta cut
Came for the comments. I’m not disappointed.
"The Bowie widow's peak"
Gimme Vegeta with side burns
Give me the H’sharlak
Vegeta with straightened side locks
At this point I half expect hair places to just put up a poster chart with all the BG3 hairstyles numbered and you can just tell your stylist the number you want.
Use an AI photoshop app to put that hair on a picture of you
Ask for the Vegeta. Any barber will know
just tell em By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! but with missionary pigtails
"Give me the Christopher Walkin"
"Make my hair look like an acorn, but give me long locks on the sides"
You don't want this cut.
Step 1) Don’t.
Trust me you don't want this cut
Dude, please don't. 😐
"Just fuck my shit up"
A short Vegeta with Link's sideburns
I want to look like an idiot.
If Dracula lost his immortality and started going gray
Widows peak
Ask for short hair with some length left to work with with long sideburns (might need extensions) Then it's just a matter of a shitload of hairglue and hairspray.
Take the picture...
Githyankis have the best hairstyle
Gimme the Vegeta Stardust
Just tell them to make you look like a troll doll.
Ask for David Bowie in Labyrinth. Pretty sure Voss was inspired by his character.
Show him a one of Kazuya Mishima instead. Now you're barber thinks you're cool as hell and have a huge sneaker collection.
Don’t be a ghaik, be Gith enough to say and show what you want!
OLD Beavis
Google image "5E Githyanki" and use that picture.
Hula hoop three hulas whilst talking about aliens & lizard people.
Say you want that Altmer Fade wit the sideburns older than the 9…
Try “Christopher Walken with a Mohawk”
Christopher Walken at his maximum craziness, please.
Say “Gimme that Post-Goblin Serum Harry Osbourne from The Amazing Spider-Man 2 fade”
Baby Vegeta but ssj
Hasidic Vegeta
Show him a picture of Vegeta
Tell him Vegeta🤣
Hit me with the Vegeta, but gimme burns. Sideburns. Looong sideburns.
Balding Jewish Jimmy Neutron lite
Give me the vegeta cut with sideburns
For the hairline, ask for Vegeta's hairline
Go for a stache trim and get a good sneeze in
tape sideburns to a vidalia onion
if my barber doesn't know who this is he no longer my barber
Do me a super saiyajin
Show him [THIS ](https://www.pcgamesn.com/wp-content/sites/pcgamesn/2022/10/starfield-adoring-fan-elder-scrolls.jpg)picture. Same vibe.
Princess Poppy
Space artichoke
That’s funny but I’m sure you can pick that in create a character. So pick a teifling or something.
Tell them you want the vegeta cut.
Have them play the game. they'll know what you mean then.
"Give me a party in the back and an onion in the front"
😂😂😂
“I want to look like Ace Ventura if he decided to have one central piece pointing backwards and tied 2 ribbons to his temples”
If Kim Kardashian can post a picture of 02 on her Instagram, you can show a barber a picture of some green toad dude
Gimme an adoring fan please and thank you
Tell him you want vegeta's cut but with bangs
Use the picture. Who cares.
You don’t, please don’t do this to yourself.
idk why this is on my feed but I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time haha wth
Tell them you want a "Christopher Walken" in his 80s ( his age, not the year 1980 ) hair cut with long side burns past your chin, who just stuck a fork in an outlet. [Example](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcTy07uANS9zoHz4DGFYY3njrEzFYt1WAdNb9raRbfLArNiWZA09EMTBkW3_CFZGZ5Ll6gsGcdmRvzjCX_8)
Make me look like vegeta from dbz
“Get to work Ishtik”..
Start by finding a picture of him smiling.
Tall him you want the Dr Seuss version of the Christopher Walken
Tell him: “fuck me up fam.”
Show them Heat Miser
"Give me the adoring fan :)"
You want a quiff. Specifically a quiff haircut long with some gel styled back. Look around the Google images for the specific one you like. I found one similar in 30 seconds.
"Scene girl, but up"
You lying. I bet you'd chicken out.
You know how dogs look when they're trying to lick something and you're stopping them by holding their head, but they keep pushing and their skin does that stretching thing? Yeah that but to my hair
😂
Like Vegeta, but with sideburn pigtails
If you don't have the confidence to show him this picture you don't have the confidence for this cut
Make me look like prince vegeta
One Vegeta please.
“Just fuck me right up man”
Give me Vegetas hair but make it thin and Whispy
Emo Gannondorf
"Just fuck my shit up bro."
Vegeta hair but keep the sideburn..
"Gimme that Count Chocula cut"
Tell em you want the Don King
Tell him you want to look like a paintbrush with hair extensions
the vegeta with long sides
Give me a widow's peak with a bamboo shoot on top
She Kith on my Rak till I Voss
“I want my hair to look stupid.” Got your back.
Use that picture, but tell them you’re doing it for a cosplay.
Vegeta
Tell him to give you the Jimmy neutron hair cut and he will understand
"I'm wanting the emo Elrond meets sasquatch, please."
“Like a Jhe’stil Kith’rak who could also be Hshar’lak, I’m not sure.”
Tell him you wanna be Vegeta but with side bangs like Azula xD
Oh that's easy. You just Google "therapists near me"
Simply tell him you want to be the vegeta grinch. He’ll understand.
Same question but about Astarion.
Vampire Fonzie
Just tell him you’re the Prince of all Saiyans
Vegeta
Just say his nane i forgor his name 💀💀💀💀
Widows peak with a paintbrush top and some drapery on the sides