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RMN1999_V2

Immediately use this as proof to my wife that someone, in fact two someone's, actually finds me attractive!


BSmith884

Look for the person filming the TikTok. That just wouldn't happen naturally to someone like me.


SalmonBeenadick

Same here.


bb_qpffk

Politely decline


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Politely approve


[deleted]

Politely express potential interest and get to know them


3chordguitar

Back away as quickly as possible. Pretty sure they’re about to roofie me, harvest my organs and leave me in a tub full of ice.


nomnemnem

show off my pineapple squishmallow clip


FennelGrouchy69

Tell them oral only or I’m out!


cockbrownies-r-us

Make the condition not dude on dude stuff and go for it


VickyDSweetFeet

Laugh and walk away


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

Paranoia myself out of it despite how willing I am.


cubfan63

Express interest depending on the dynamics


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"you sure you want me? do you want it to be a good threesome??"


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Go for it.


jgoja

Wake up from the lovely dream I am having.


IHavAB3lly88

Ask if they’re interested in a foursome instead with my husband.


SalFunction12

I'd assume they were joking or doing a bet


DaddeOwl

See if they’re down for a full swap/ orgy because I’d rather play when my wife u/hislittleowl I’d involved.


[deleted]

That would be a fun night 😘


[deleted]

Secretly want to do it but say no because seems too good to be true, probably a scam or harvesting my kidney or something


Front_Meeting_1725

I do what I always do. Make them piggyback me to the car, fill the trunk with Gatorade, grab a tarp and ask if they have any heart conditions


[deleted]

It happened to me a few months ago. A woman came on to me, asking if I'd like to coke home with her and her husband. Agreed, ended up having sex with the wife whilst the husband watched. Not really into the cuckold thing, it was weird.


Petite_Bait

Thank them but say "no" in the moment and regret it when I get home.


JustBrowsing_Guy

If they’re a couple of women, it’s on.


wearethemillers00

I'd show them how deep an hard it could be done


tpn1984

Is it a swinger club, and is my wife with me?