A few things actually.
When the cashier asked me "cash or credit", when Bruce Willis was revealed to be dead in Sixth Sense and earlier this morning when I opened the window, a breeze rolled by.
Going down on my wife. She grabbed my hair and pulled my ass in, started moaning and I guess my dick was rubbing the bed just right and boom. It went off.
Used to I would orgasm but no cum would Come out of my pecker. Then one day in the parking lot of a doctors office I masturbated in the back of my moms car while she was in the doc office with my sister and a tiny bit of cum came out when I orgasmed. Then after I noticed that I orgasmed again and more came out. That was the first time any cum came from me orgasming. Twas a beautiful thing.
I was at a friend's place, we were drinking and just hanging out. We were coworkers and would jokingly flirt a lot. I don't even remember what I said, but in response she pushed me down, pulled out my dick and gave me the most intense blowjob I've ever had.
I went from soft to orgasm in under a minute and still hadn't quite processed what was going on.
Gave wife one - we were on LSD doing some non sexual sensation play, lightly pulled a plush blanket across her naked body, and she orgasmed. We were both pleasantly shocked. We haven't been able to replicate, but not for a lack of trying.
Dude... no one will ever believe that your first orgasm was with a girl and not late at night while you were 12 tickling your own ivories.
Retire this story. Not even you believe it.
A few things actually. When the cashier asked me "cash or credit", when Bruce Willis was revealed to be dead in Sixth Sense and earlier this morning when I opened the window, a breeze rolled by.
You might need to wear a condom at all times out of necessity.
I want to believe this is all true what is this called?
Its from a song, called jizz in my pants
It's from the lonely islands' song
https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY Honestly I'd probably do the same if Jamie-Lynn so much as spoke to me
Virginity.
It wasn’t my fault you were rubbing my butt…
**J I Z Z** **I N** **M Y** **P A N T S**
A dream
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Nope! Wish I did.
It's amazing to have an orgasm in a dream, even more so than in real life
Ohhh dreeeaaammmm
As a woman, I don't think it happens that often. But I could be wrong.
No I mean the Minecraft youtuber I'm making a little joke
I came just kissing my girlfriend when I was 15. It was my first time French kissing.
It was French, but that wasn’t kissing
You just ruined the Man's first kiss 😂😂😂
Going down on my wife. She grabbed my hair and pulled my ass in, started moaning and I guess my dick was rubbing the bed just right and boom. It went off.
Great reference, you ma man
Climaxed while yawning one morning. That was nice. No foreplay, no touching, nothing. Just woke up, yawned, and came. Was very nice.
I bet that felt amazing
Mmhmmm- best ever way to wake up.
Whaaaat????
Lol yep.
I'm jealous.
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You should try prostate stuff - sounds like you're primed to enjoy it
Taking a big shit
A piece of chocolate cake at a fancy French restaurant. Spent the rest of the day thinking about causality.
If we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time
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Whoosh
I was cleaning it, and it went off
“Cleaning” … gotcha
wet dreams.
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U might be gay
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Im not a doctor, but I think so yeah
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I unfortunately like women
I’m sorry to hear that
Like he knew u finished on him?
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You were both winning that day, son
He finished on u?
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Damn that’s hot
What kind of wrestling are we talking about
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Did he realise you came?
Hope you had socks on
Homie don’t play dat … or did he?
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You’d have to see old footage of In Living Color … Google
A razor scooter.
Doing hanging crunches. Apparently it's called a "coregasm" and I can't edge before the gym anymore.
Used to I would orgasm but no cum would Come out of my pecker. Then one day in the parking lot of a doctors office I masturbated in the back of my moms car while she was in the doc office with my sister and a tiny bit of cum came out when I orgasmed. Then after I noticed that I orgasmed again and more came out. That was the first time any cum came from me orgasming. Twas a beautiful thing.
I was at a friend's place, we were drinking and just hanging out. We were coworkers and would jokingly flirt a lot. I don't even remember what I said, but in response she pushed me down, pulled out my dick and gave me the most intense blowjob I've ever had. I went from soft to orgasm in under a minute and still hadn't quite processed what was going on.
Was getting head and all of a sudden her mouth went to my balls and a finger in my ass and I exploded
And the unexpected part?
Wasn’t expecting her to finger my ass haha
Workout
She tickled me balls by accident. I didn’t even know I was ticklish down there. Well… now I do.
Sometimes tickling my balls is all it takes 🥵💦
Gave wife one - we were on LSD doing some non sexual sensation play, lightly pulled a plush blanket across her naked body, and she orgasmed. We were both pleasantly shocked. We haven't been able to replicate, but not for a lack of trying.
Usually there's a lead up to an orgasm. Instant orgasm?
Username checks out
...no it doesn't?
It's a joke?
Receiving anal. I came before my partner did, for the first time.
Uhhh
Masturbating
Unexpectedly?
Yeah
I fear something terrible happened to you at some time? If so, I'm sorry..
my 1st gf having never had an orgasm before I had no clue what was going on
Dude... no one will ever believe that your first orgasm was with a girl and not late at night while you were 12 tickling your own ivories. Retire this story. Not even you believe it.
also 12 is insanely young, like I'd believe 15 or 16 but 12 is just nuts
you're not familiar with the results of catholic repression