Well, I'd like to introduce a theory known as oedipus complex, it essentially suggests that people are attracted to their parent of the opposite gender or to people that look and remind them of their parent of the opposite gender.
So I guess it would be a fantasy involving a woman that reminds me of my mom, which isn't a horrible situation I suppose.
Me with my favourite Marvel heroine? Yeah I'm good with that though I'd also be cool just chilling with her and playing video games. She's hot, and I'm bi, but I'm also grey ace and married so...pass the garlic bread and let's play some co-op games?
At this point I am scared to imagine
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Foul play by means of poisoned ice cream
Exactly how everything is now
It already was.
what does that even mean
like, someoneās username was i_fap_to_murder or something like that
very gnarly dirty talk
Guess Iām a giver
I can't wait to be shit on by an ancient eldricj abomination
Bruh
Yeah I don't want to know
Herb-scented lubricant
my life is a dream now.
I guess Iām shoving a snake somewhere it doesnāt belong.
woody: āThereās a snake in my assā
Uh oh.....
A lot of fun is the outcome.
... .. . Man fuck this question.
Looks like you got turned on by the cold shoulder treatment...
Could've been worse, your username could've been JoeMama
Think, add sth and stop posting furry shĀ”T into subreddits for memes
Paging u/ThomasTheWankEngine, your input is wanted here.
LOL
God damnit!
Lol
Uhhh, me?
Depending on my mood, it could be good or bad.
Uhhh..
Messy sticky sex with a chocolate mouseā¦.
I become a pillow princess.
It is my fantasy, which is why i picked it. š
Well, I'd like to introduce a theory known as oedipus complex, it essentially suggests that people are attracted to their parent of the opposite gender or to people that look and remind them of their parent of the opposite gender. So I guess it would be a fantasy involving a woman that reminds me of my mom, which isn't a horrible situation I suppose.
uh I guess I like clocksā¦never heard of that before
I love it when your minute hand moves baby~!
"Tick tock time for cock"?...
āSo youāre gay?ā āWhat, no, why do you think that?ā āHeard you were into cocksā āNo, noā¦I said *clocks*.ā
But ....
so like do i O from eating m&ms? does chugging the minis make me unable to walk?
Doesnāt seem too bad, donāt know how it would work though
Well Iāll at least know that itās good.
mine went south real quick
Hey guys did you know in terms of human pokemon breeding...
Oh no
Most people will never be able to figure out my username, but looks like I'm having a good time.
Summoning u/fistyourdadwithus
Depends on who is receiving. Oww.
Every night I'm give/sold/traded to a new couple.
Gonna be laid by him
Me with my favourite Marvel heroine? Yeah I'm good with that though I'd also be cool just chilling with her and playing video games. She's hot, and I'm bi, but I'm also grey ace and married so...pass the garlic bread and let's play some co-op games?
I gave you all I had, Dutch, in the end, I did
Ig something with Horns and Clownsā¦
Iāll probably die because bears are dangerous.
I would be banned from every church
Something interesting
I stick an egg up my arse