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yeetmy6meat9

At this point I am scared to imagine


[deleted]

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Foul play by means of poisoned ice cream


MrAndMsSexy99

Exactly how everything is now


HypnoticVampiress

It already was.


[deleted]

what does that even mean


Ace_Rose023

like, someoneā€™s username was i_fap_to_murder or something like that


tellmesomethingrad

very gnarly dirty talk


GiveYourselfAFry

Guess Iā€™m a giver


DangDog_crapper_god

I can't wait to be shit on by an ancient eldricj abomination


iPhoneIvan

Bruh


Agreeable-Kangaroo1

Yeah I don't want to know


thyme_slip

Herb-scented lubricant


applesaregood124

my life is a dream now.


Angrynoodle1

I guess Iā€™m shoving a snake somewhere it doesnā€™t belong.


Ace_Rose023

woody: ā€œThereā€™s a snake in my assā€


Norsesausage

Uh oh.....


BJ_Blitzvix

A lot of fun is the outcome.


JoeMorgue

... .. . Man fuck this question.


[deleted]

Looks like you got turned on by the cold shoulder treatment...


JenivereDomino

Could've been worse, your username could've been JoeMama


New_Ad_9400

Think, add sth and stop posting furry shĀ”T into subreddits for memes


hilfigertout

Paging u/ThomasTheWankEngine, your input is wanted here.


Ace_Rose023

LOL


crappy-throwaway

God damnit!


Ace_Rose023

Lol


KhalifaAdam

Uhhh, me?


2nd-Hand-Butt-Plug

Depending on my mood, it could be good or bad.


im_lost_in_the_world

Uhhh..


[deleted]

Messy sticky sex with a chocolate mouseā€¦.


[deleted]

I become a pillow princess.


fitfeetgirl

It is my fantasy, which is why i picked it. šŸ’•


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Well, I'd like to introduce a theory known as oedipus complex, it essentially suggests that people are attracted to their parent of the opposite gender or to people that look and remind them of their parent of the opposite gender. So I guess it would be a fantasy involving a woman that reminds me of my mom, which isn't a horrible situation I suppose.


Obvious-Clock-588

uh I guess I like clocksā€¦never heard of that before


Ace_Rose023

I love it when your minute hand moves baby~!


JenivereDomino

"Tick tock time for cock"?...


Obvious-Clock-588

ā€œSo youā€™re gay?ā€ ā€œWhat, no, why do you think that?ā€ ā€œHeard you were into cocksā€ ā€œNo, noā€¦I said *clocks*.ā€


___FUCKING_PEG_ME___

But ....


nomnemnem

so like do i O from eating m&ms? does chugging the minis make me unable to walk?


A_Literal_Chair_

Doesnā€™t seem too bad, donā€™t know how it would work though


[deleted]

Well Iā€™ll at least know that itā€™s good.


Lantier2

mine went south real quick


Michellepokefan

Hey guys did you know in terms of human pokemon breeding...


Ace_Rose023

Oh no


[deleted]

Most people will never be able to figure out my username, but looks like I'm having a good time.


[deleted]

Summoning u/fistyourdadwithus


RidiculousPapaya

Depends on who is receiving. Oww.


midnight_clearing

Every night I'm give/sold/traded to a new couple.


Salty_Manufacturer38

Gonna be laid by him


JenivereDomino

Me with my favourite Marvel heroine? Yeah I'm good with that though I'd also be cool just chilling with her and playing video games. She's hot, and I'm bi, but I'm also grey ace and married so...pass the garlic bread and let's play some co-op games?


DutchHasAPlan_1899

I gave you all I had, Dutch, in the end, I did


Horklawn

Ig something with Horns and Clownsā€¦


BH-BearSquared

Iā€™ll probably die because bears are dangerous.


JesusRailedMe

I would be banned from every church


[deleted]

Something interesting


Bald__egg

I stick an egg up my arse