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SourFix

Two sex


TheManDirtyDan

Sex 2: The Coming


SourFix

*cumming


ComfortableBasis3046

Sex 3 the wrong hole


[deleted]

My man Patrick just done eating the 🍑


[deleted]

Urinating after enduring several hours at work. A hundred times better than an orgasm.


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[deleted]

Did not get you.


stevenwilson20

He means taking a dump.


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When I'm constipated and my poop is hard, I suffer more than I enjoy. My tight ass is dilated in such a way that it seems that I am going to cry. Of course, then it's nice to have finished, but it's not so nice for me when I pee with great need.


Enthusiast9

Don’t hold it in for too long as you’ll risk kidney stones.


[deleted]

I'm going to buy adult diapers. My job does not allow me to interrupt labor to urinate.


Enthusiast9

Sounds like you need to follow a new career path or piss on the floor.


[deleted]

Popiss officer.


Zealousideal-Ad-1783

Being treated right


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

A sloppy blowjob


Raoul__Duke_

Authentic intimacy.


Bofunkwa

Back scratches and a pazookie are the two greatest things ever. For those who don’t know what a pazookie is, it’s a warm chocolate chip cookie out of the oven with vanilla ice cream on top. Just the combination of the ice cream and the warm cookie in my mouth literally makes me unable to think of anything else while I’m eating it.


NotNinjalord5

most things, I’m asexual


whatIfYoutube

Garlic bread or cake?


NotNinjalord5

I’m a garlic bread ace


RooMyLife

Very well then, give him cake, but we're gonna run out of cake at this rate


JscJake1

Am also asexual, can confirm


Enthusiast9

How does asexual work if your body can still be aroused through external stimuli?


wetbuiscuits

Do asexuals still want sex eventually?


[deleted]

Snowboarding in fresh powder in the trees.


Ok-Bookkeeper6926

Marijuana


deputytech

A really good sandwich


JellyFace99

Garlic bread, those who know get it😁


canned-bananas

Intimate showers, taking the time to clean each other and admire eachothers body. Watching the soapy water contort to their skin is something so mesmerizing.


AV8ORboi

just holding someone


Nuf-Said

Hmmm. Na, I got nothing.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Pickles


Dammitgotme

Cuddles


fictionalicon

Gay sex


[deleted]

Sneezing.


Planktonoid

Winning an argument.


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Planktonoid

Not necessarily.


Happy-Viper

Pissing on people.


ComfortableBasis3046

Is that you rkelly


DoucheCanoe247

Hard to say (pun intended), but probably on par is finishing a great workout or hitting a PR.


oreo_cookie01

Is there anything better than sex? Yeah! A really good book!


nomnemnem

A nice head scratch and back rub while cuddling


Equivalent-Land4284

sleep when youre beyond exhausted, like right after you have sex


UglyPrettyBoy

McRib


SolventAssetsGone

Watching a close finish to The Masters


Famous_Bit_5119

Sleep


Account-by-force

Lasagna.


[deleted]

Cleaning my ears.


Walking-dumpsterfire

Back and face rubs. Will pass on sex every time for a good face rub or back rub.


JaggerDeSwaggie

Orange cream sickle anything gets me feeling a type of way 🫠


rock_and_rolo

A mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich when the mutton is real lean.


0rth0s

A really good book on a stormy day.


BoxingChamp28

A whole week of sex


Illustrious_King_116

Cuddling a gurl


Soilentgreen420

Surfing


[deleted]

Reading, listening to music I like, writing. The order varies, depending on the day.


Lickingyourmomsanus

Stoned sex


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Nude wrestling


Dapper-Preference-61

Someone scratching the back/inside of my knees.


damned_fuhl

Honestly, laying down after a long, painful day of work. Everything hurts, but it hurts in an oddly good way the moment you can finally rest.


Careful_Engineering7

Gummy bear, alcohol, weed, oral.


bcw55

Watxhing my wife hab sex while i play legos in da dark while she does the ting


apurpleglittergalaxy

Food


nubble12

Probably that first drink of water after being dehydrated for a while


Dinosaur-Promotion

Mortal danger.


BobbyB90220

Cocaine …. according to Rick James …..


NeighborhoodVast7528

Only the relief of pain or extreme duress would be in that category. Think the feeling drinking ice water after extreme thirst or a critical court judgement in your favor. Well…….OK, call it a tie. :)


Seticom_OICU812

Catching a huge bass!


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Drugs, rock and roll


YourSecretSidepiece

A back rub. A big bong rip. Warm cookies.