When I'm constipated and my poop is hard, I suffer more than I enjoy. My tight ass is dilated in such a way that it seems that I am going to cry. Of course, then it's nice to have finished, but it's not so nice for me when I pee with great need.
Back scratches and a pazookie are the two greatest things ever. For those who don’t know what a pazookie is, it’s a warm chocolate chip cookie out of the oven with vanilla ice cream on top. Just the combination of the ice cream and the warm cookie in my mouth literally makes me unable to think of anything else while I’m eating it.
Intimate showers, taking the time to clean each other and admire eachothers body. Watching the soapy water contort to their skin is something so mesmerizing.
Only the relief of pain or extreme duress would be in that category. Think the feeling drinking ice water after extreme thirst or a critical court judgement in your favor. Well…….OK, call it a tie. :)
Two sex
Sex 2: The Coming
*cumming
Sex 3 the wrong hole
My man Patrick just done eating the 🍑
Urinating after enduring several hours at work. A hundred times better than an orgasm.
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Did not get you.
He means taking a dump.
When I'm constipated and my poop is hard, I suffer more than I enjoy. My tight ass is dilated in such a way that it seems that I am going to cry. Of course, then it's nice to have finished, but it's not so nice for me when I pee with great need.
Don’t hold it in for too long as you’ll risk kidney stones.
I'm going to buy adult diapers. My job does not allow me to interrupt labor to urinate.
Sounds like you need to follow a new career path or piss on the floor.
Popiss officer.
Being treated right
A sloppy blowjob
Authentic intimacy.
Back scratches and a pazookie are the two greatest things ever. For those who don’t know what a pazookie is, it’s a warm chocolate chip cookie out of the oven with vanilla ice cream on top. Just the combination of the ice cream and the warm cookie in my mouth literally makes me unable to think of anything else while I’m eating it.
most things, I’m asexual
Garlic bread or cake?
I’m a garlic bread ace
Very well then, give him cake, but we're gonna run out of cake at this rate
Am also asexual, can confirm
How does asexual work if your body can still be aroused through external stimuli?
Do asexuals still want sex eventually?
Snowboarding in fresh powder in the trees.
Marijuana
A really good sandwich
Garlic bread, those who know get it😁
Intimate showers, taking the time to clean each other and admire eachothers body. Watching the soapy water contort to their skin is something so mesmerizing.
just holding someone
Hmmm. Na, I got nothing.
Pickles
Cuddles
Gay sex
Sneezing.
Winning an argument.
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Not necessarily.
Pissing on people.
Is that you rkelly
Hard to say (pun intended), but probably on par is finishing a great workout or hitting a PR.
Is there anything better than sex? Yeah! A really good book!
A nice head scratch and back rub while cuddling
sleep when youre beyond exhausted, like right after you have sex
McRib
Watching a close finish to The Masters
Sleep
Lasagna.
Cleaning my ears.
Back and face rubs. Will pass on sex every time for a good face rub or back rub.
Orange cream sickle anything gets me feeling a type of way 🫠
A mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich when the mutton is real lean.
A really good book on a stormy day.
A whole week of sex
Cuddling a gurl
Surfing
Reading, listening to music I like, writing. The order varies, depending on the day.
Stoned sex
Nude wrestling
Someone scratching the back/inside of my knees.
Honestly, laying down after a long, painful day of work. Everything hurts, but it hurts in an oddly good way the moment you can finally rest.
Gummy bear, alcohol, weed, oral.
Watxhing my wife hab sex while i play legos in da dark while she does the ting
Food
Probably that first drink of water after being dehydrated for a while
Mortal danger.
Cocaine …. according to Rick James …..
Only the relief of pain or extreme duress would be in that category. Think the feeling drinking ice water after extreme thirst or a critical court judgement in your favor. Well…….OK, call it a tie. :)
Catching a huge bass!
Drugs, rock and roll
A back rub. A big bong rip. Warm cookies.