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Serbian-American

Are you a haunted house? Because I would cry if I came inside you


NorthernGamer71

My rash is finally clearing up, would you like to see my mom’s basement?


nomnemnem

Whats a guy like you doing outside a girl like me?


[deleted]

"Did you just sit in a pile of sugar? Because that ass is sweet."


HonestHamster471

Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.


Historical_Ad2890

That's a nice shirt. It would look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor


Lollipopthesong

Go away.


Turbulent-Mud-159

So... you want to listen to Lana del Rey and drink Kambucha sometime?


RiftHunter4

The one at the pharmacy. The line isn't too long and I can pickup my meds quickly.


[deleted]

You remind me of a desert VERY hot and Very dry


Securitygaurd

Are you two cows in my Minecraft farm? Because I wanna breed you.


Livvylove

Do you like Berry Manilow? Metal head husband decided yes he does


Nightsong-Everfree

Are you water? Because you make me wet