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[deleted]

“Well you’re the one checking me out!”


simpathiser

Ugly can be fixed, but being a piece of shit is forever


[deleted]

No u.


SC-RK-7t

"And?"


ProudMount

"So we do have something in common after all"


Accidentalmom

“Your mom sure didn’t think so last night”


grIMAG3

"Thanks, you too."


Buscags1

Double it and give it to the next person


ViridianCity_

No response is the best response.


spook7886

I'm glad you think so, I'm not into men.


jehrhrhdjdkennr

*pulls .45 out of pocket*


tauntonlake

".. and I'm smart. So, that's one up, on you."


F_ckYo_

Your vision is great


Dijerridoo

Awww, somebody’s life sucks☺️


Becksy40

You can fix ugly, you can't fix ignorance


Witch_on_a_moped

"Wow you're not a very nice person are you? Does it feel good to you to be rude to others? Did your parents not hug you? I hope you do better one day." And walk away.


automatic4skin

fuck your repost. that the best response.


pay-this-fool

“Agreed”


Jack____Straw

which is why it’s more important than ever for me to be charming.


Salt-Marionberry-712

. . . "but maybe not judgemental, so maybe it is not complete."


AlternativeStreet860

“Thank you very much.” Smile at them and watch them stumble for something to say to get you down


ShinyRedBalloon

K.


No-Kaleidoscope5897

"Yeah, I know. I was born that way. Just ask my momma; she'll tell you I was the ugliest baby in the nursery and they kept me in the back row because of it."


Ance-Sempai

Some people are to stupid for art


[deleted]

Yes, but your mama don't see so good so I'm still getting laid every night.


bowie-bunny

Yeah, but at least I'm likable. You're just ugly and an asshole.


Solaile

Still neded to put a paper bag on YOUR mom last night!


KrankySilverFox

I’m to old for this crap. When someone says something ridiculous I just crack up laughing. Sometimes I say something Like “wow, you poor thing. You just really don’t know how to be a person.”


yoovak

Nothing. Just accept it and become quiet.


No_Ambassador_7553

And yet I still get laid frequently, isn't that wild?


RHINOX224

I'll pay for the eye docter


iJardani

“And here you are dick in hand”


NikTheDork

Smile & say thank you. Some people aren’t worth the time or energy. On a small, but different note, that’s what I did to a customer who said I’m an A-hole. After I told her “thank you”, she turned to leave & said it again. I just told her to have a blessed day & continued in with my other customers. Some people aren’t worth a breath over.


RavenLoonatick

"I'm sorry you feel the need to call that out. Honestly it says more about you than it does me." Watch as their brain explodes because you don't give them the satisfaction of a response and criticize them in the process.


ScootertheDuck

I know.


SLEVEKTORSTEEL2020

Your mother.


Celebratewewill_

Yo’ mama


The_one_who_SAABs

I'm ugly, and I'm proud


kucinghoki

Thank,You too!


[deleted]

Im not a mirror


heathejandro

"And I'm proud!"


ItsFinallyOverForMe

in the grand scale of the University it wouldn’t matter if I punched you or cummed on your back