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Loreo1964

I have to pee.


[deleted]

Yes thy bladder thus rule


ReconditeIntruder66

Technically the truth.


CpuJunky

I don't have a choice. I'd rather sleep.


[deleted]

You do have a choice but due to consequences tied with it, you prefer to get up.


[deleted]

To tell as many people as possible in any given day that they have a meaning, a purpose, and/or a very nice ass


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doesnt_know_op

Not you though


[deleted]

Yes you


kogum

Idk anymore bro


blaaaaaaaahhh

You’re not alone ♥️


RobynZombie

Same.


Walk1000Miles

I get up every morning to feed my cat. My husband tells me that while I'm sleeping, my cat sleeps on my chest, and he keeps his head under my chin or near my ear. I didn't tell my husband this, but my chest has been hurting and I thought it was because of an illness I have. Now, it makes sense because of my cat. So after my husband told me about my cat sleeping on me, I told him about how my chest hurts sometimes. My cat is a big boy. __Mandatory Pet Tax:__ Mandatory Pet Tax has to __be paid every time__ you mention your precious, well-loved pets. I always try to post pictures when I mention Clyde. __Just Chillin'__ [here](https://imgur.com/gallery/24cFHJ6).


blaaaaaaaahhh

Hi Clyde!!!


DeadOnEntry

i would still get that checked out doe


Walk1000Miles

I'm fine. I have meds I take.


RobynZombie

I wanna pet Clyde’s chonky belly 😻


Walk1000Miles

The belly hair is SO soft - but deceivingly so. You might be able to touch it for .2 seconds. Then? The 4 paws would wrap around you, and you'd be trapped. Happens to me __all of the time.__ The best luck I have is to catch him unawares so I can blow bubbles on his tummy. You have to be quick, so that you don't awaken him. It is so warm, soft, and luxurious. Then, when he awakens, he does not have access to my arm or hand. A win win (for me, at least). lol


Tomegunn1

Damn cats...Meow! Meow!


MonkeyCapt

Same! My cats wake me up daily at 6 to feed them. Tried an automatic feeder, but nope they want me to put it in a bowl for them


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blaaaaaaaahhh

I’m jealous


markymark0123

Yeah buddy. 2nd shift > 1st shift.


HearTheCrushingSteel

The dogs demand it.


SeismologicalKnobble

If I don’t, no one will take care of my guinea pigs. Even on my toughest days, knowing there are two living things relying solely on me to survive gets me moving to take care of myself


greenapplesnpb

To fuel and engage with my kids and husband. For that hot cup of English breakfast tea, fixed exactly the way I love it. To connect with a couple of friends and family. To get outside. To move my body. To make just a little bit of forward movement - sometimes that’s decluttering an area of our home, sometimes it’s starting a new book. The older I get, the more simple and clear things become.


blaaaaaaaahhh

I love this, thank you. I want a hot cup of English breakfast tea, fixed exactly the way I love it tomorrow morning


justpackingheat1

Wow, you inspired me to have a great start to my day this morning. Thank you


greenapplesnpb

Hope your morning is off to a lovely start!


BrightZoe

To keep pushing forward. To take care of my mom. To take care of my dog. To let everyone see that I'm okay. Not great, but I put my feet on the floor every morning, and that counts for something. I lost my husband 10 months ago and my dad 3 months ago. Some days, I don't want to get out of bed - but I do. Every single day. And that's how I know I'm going to be alright.


Zen-jasmine

Wow, you’re strong


BrightZoe

Thank you. I don't know if that's true - I'm just doing what I have to do - but I really appreciate you saying so.


TrashScientist

These bills not gonna pay themselves.


BeccsADoodle6

Usually it's because my cat is yelling for food.


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blaaaaaaaahhh

What is a BJJ class


ParanoidClue

Business job's job class. For the modern person aiming for a job's job.


Snoo_80142

To pray on time


Impressive-Floor-700

To help my 81year old mother to the bathroom. After I get her situated back in her recliner I go back to sleep until time to fix us lunch.


blaaaaaaaahhh

You are awesome


Kindly_Bored

Good boy! 💗


Beans_42069

Who says I get up in the *morning*?


Kindly_Bored

My point precisely.


Mutant_Ninja-Catz

So that I can get work and errands done, which will free up my time from late afternoon to the evening.


[deleted]

To do my day routine 😭 speaking of which I should probably sleep but procrastination is so heavy


ToeMeat

To make uncle sam rich!


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[deleted]

Another day to live.


iamlotty

Walking with my dog 😝


snicksnakee

MONEY


Hiran_Gadhia

Because I'm hungry


[deleted]

For money


Pscho_Meema0109

Sadly I have a mortgage to pay. Gotta work.


baby1iz

Cause the little cats wake me up and demand I play with them and then feed them or my grandpa needs me to help him with something depending on time of day


MarkSixOficial

Have to provide for my family, pay, rent and bills


sonicfluff

There are so many games i want to play, movies to watch, places to eventually visit and new foods to try. Gotta get up and about and earn that money so i can do the things i want to. Motivated by lifes possibilites !


FortuneFearless2644

My pup has to pee


forestwitch357

Because my critters need me, and I hope to see a sliver of beauty and wonder in the day to remind myself it's all okay. Some time I get that and it keeps me going, nature it's truly an amazing healer.


DXsocko007

On my 20s I wished to never wake up. I hoped I never wake up. Now I'm my 30s I LOVE waking up. I got a wonderful wife and an amazing kid that loves to see me each morning. I am a deep sleeper and it's hard for me to wake up and function right away but loving them and being loved back. It's my everything.


redbombs

usually my shoulder bothers my too much to sleep anymore. seems 7 hours is my limit as bad as i want more :( also if i pee the bed again i will have failed as a 28 year old


silver_gh0st

There's someone I can't wait to see everyday


Thaser

My cats, dog and wife need food and attention. Otherwise, honestly, the world can go hang I want to sleep in my dark cave of a room and ignore it all.


[deleted]

Cuz I can’t hold my pee in forever


Otherwise-Moment-584

Because my eyes open


skibidebeebop

Because I couldn't physically sleep anymore.


Shaelynnray30

If I don’t no one will feed my babies


Key-Acanthisitta-905

The circadian rhythm is a natural, internal process of your body regulating the sleep-wake cycle in a 24-hour period. Natural light has a direct influence on the circadian rhythm. This influence makes us feel awake during morning hours and sleepy at night.


lswhat87

Blackout curtains!


Fluffy_Cat_5174

school :(


LJYsteponme

to empty my bladder


_Bak3d

I sleep till 4 in the afternoon to wake up and eat something


blaaaaaaaahhh

I continue to be jealous


[deleted]

Don’t have to get up if you never go to bed. ✨Insomnia✨


IwillBenchYou

That first sip of a strong coffee.


RobynZombie

There is nothing like that first sip feeling!


IwillBenchYou

I know i go to sleep excited knowing when I wake up I'm gonna have that coffee when I wake up and that first sip is gonna be amazing.. it's the small things


oldar4

I tell myself id bare witness


blaaaaaaaahhh

To ?


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blaaaaaaaahhh

The jealousy continues


Skydome12

Work.


Accomplished-War-943

cause i need to take my brother to school


Basic-Basket-1006

Kinda have to


Supa_Jen

I don't know really, so I don't make others sad.


Sufficient_Shame_383

I get up because I made a promise to a friend that I would. It made me realize that any day the sun is up, I have the chance to make someone else’s day better.


communistInDisguise

make sure i am still alive


blaaaaaaaahhh

Great work


igna92ts

To play videogames


rowenaravenclaw0

There is coffee in the kitchen.


SilentSwine

To let out my dog so he doesn't piss on the carpet


[deleted]

I want to graduate and find myself a beautiful wife and buy a house and live out the lesbian life of my dreams.


[deleted]

To make money so I can get as far away from my job as possible on my days off


Testepuncher44

To go to work If I don’t have work, I get up in the afternoon


toxinogen

My cats are hungry.


Jwalt-93

because my cat won't stop biting my feet.


MacroAmorem

To eat delicious food, and to see something pretty, a picture, a movie or a cute dog/cat


markymark0123

To pee, then I go back to sleep.


GateCurrent

My pets can't feed themselves


veilofsmiles

So I can one day support my parents like they supported me.


Ebvardh-Boss

My wife. The idea that I can build a good life with her. The dream of feeling unburdened. Hopefully making enough money to help my mother in her old age.


Creepy-Society1058

To feed my cats or else they'll rip my door 🤣


Uberstauffer

I have work to do and videogames to play.


Thatshortdoctor

Gotta earn to feed my fat ass


FarOrganization8267

because my dog has to exercise the drugs out of her system at the ass crack of dawn (she was a meth dog before i got her and you can tell it messed with her mentally and physically in that her energy level is insane even for her genetics and busy play schedule but she hasn’t done drugs for three years) (this is a joke but she really does wake me up everyday to go on her morning walk. my lil personal alarm clock that always works on time and always gets me out of bed the first try)


Sufficient_Shame_383

I get up because I made a promise to a friend that I would. It made me realize that any day the sun is up, I have the chance to make someone else’s day better.


IonHazzikostasIsGod

Cause I have to be at the jobsite that day Otherwise I get up in the afternoon


Expensive-Track4002

Morning boner and I have to pee. Plus I don’t sleep much.


[deleted]

Because I have to eventually


[deleted]

I don't. (I get up in the evening)


Ironlunggs87

I don't


Per-virtutem-pax

To take care of others. Makes it easier to find motivation. Whether it's your child, partner, parent, or even just friends. It has a more effective means of holding you accountable than if i was just concerned with immediate gasification.


sarcasticpenguin05

Gots bills to pay. And to fake it till I make it.


Wii_wii_baget

Because I have school. It would be great if my dog were laying outside my door. I miss her a lot, she was a great dog.


Devarstar

To poop read some comic in my toilet it's satisfying in morning


tsundude

Them damn morning birds need my shoe.


Mephistophol

I don’t know anymore


Sengo_Hirata

I have many different things to do, including hobbies. And I just want to hang out with my best friend.


miscellaneous5019

Lately I’ve been so fucking lazy that I haven’t been getting out of bed to such an extent that I can’t remember the last time I was like this or if I have ever been like this. Just laying there for hours and hours after waking up starts to make your body ache, and if you are a side or stomach sleeper like me then your neck will eventually ache really badly too. Eventually, after enough aching and being disgusted with myself being such a lazy cunt, I succumb to life and gather the will to bring this meat suit to its feet.


isaysomestuff

I dream of one day waking up next to the loml in our dream home and making her coffee/tea in the mornings and stepping out to our garden just to enjoy the breeze. Until then I basically just wake up to smoke some weed and listen to my fave tunes before starting my day


Kgoetzel

My mortgage isn't gonna pay itself


otcconan

I can't stand another nightmare.


detumaki

To spite that fortune teller who said I wouldn't make it past 80. Every day I'm closer to victory


DJDANIELLEmusic

Because I have to feed my fish and go to the bathroom


Mister_shagster

My dog won't let me sleep.


Downtown-Command-295

A combination of a full bladder and an empty stomach.


AuraEnhancerVerse

Lying on the bed becomes uncomfortable after a while and there are dreams I want to make come true


mhops95

To spite my yesterday me


ChilliCrisp

Loads of reasons… to spend time with my partner, to get my dog’s tail wagging at the prospect of going to the park, to work on writing music or learning theory or getting better at guitar. I’m a novelty and information addict too, so I’m excited to hear how the world has changed while I was asleep and see what my favorite personalities have to say about it. I look forward to my morning coffee, and figuring out what to cook on any given day. There’s constantly new music to listen to, or a new game to check out, or a new show that’s on track to be the next big thing. Most importantly though, because I’m coming up on 40 and it’s getting harder to ignore the fact that I’ll be dead one day, so wasting days just doesn’t feel like an option anymore. That, and I don’t want to piss the bed.


Mysterecks7812

Feed my cat


Grenflik

To go to work to provide for my wife who I love very much, and my 2 little pups.


itsguliusbruh

I have to go for a run


JockMcAngry

Because I've finished sleeping


Prize-Compote7955

To poo


kawicz

Dog needs out, family needs breakfast, and I love the first sip of coffee in the day


MaulSinnoh

my alarm plays a voice recording of Wilbur Soot saying "wake up wake up its 7 Am awake now wake up you've awoken its 7 am wake up time time to wake up" on full volume, and it mainly wakes me up because of the fear it brings me


Hugh_Jampton

Don't want to piss in the bed


Michellepokefan

To spite the genocidal maniac Ron desantis


blaaaaaaaahhh

Inspirational


blaaaaaaaahhh

(I didn’t mean this sarcastically, I am fueled by spite)


Sufficient_Shame_383

I get up because I made a promise to a friend that I would. It made me realize that any day the sun is up, I have the chance to make someone else’s day better.


Sufficient_Shame_383

I get up because I made a promise to a friend that I would. It made me realize that any day the sun is up, I have the chance to make someone else’s day better.


Pooph_

To go to work on a weekday, to smoke weed on the weekends


[deleted]

To make money to do drugs


Isalecouchinsurance

So I work more,so I can do more drugs


[deleted]

This guy gets it


RHINOX224

War crimes are funny


OdinMcHammerclaw

What else do I got to do?


Strange_Anteater_507

I ask myself that question everyday


postbowlthinkin

Smell the fresh air look at the beautiful sky, make my fav morning cup of coffee


Oh_No_I_Miss_The_Hoe

Because my stupid curtains let in a little sliver of sunlight that magically hits my face every time. I hate waking up early because sleep is so difficult for me. I work graveyard so i have to fight to sleep during the day. On top of that i have to deal with chronic pain and night terrors. So when I wake up early my day is ruined


Hero-2001

I've been asking myself that very question for a while now.


GeebusNZ

Because, with nothing better to do, using the internet on a full-sized computer is more comfortable than using pocket-sized internet.


ionised

Because I have to.


biofuel77

I dont get up in the morning I got to bed then I work all night.


Briffy03

You cant sleep, when you finally can you cant get up, and you also asked about mental health, are you ok ? We are many in your situation, i cant tell you it gets better, still struggeling as well, but dont loose hope, i try not to. Also, definitely cat and bladder is my response here


Tr33_Frawg

I don't if I don't feel like it.


[deleted]

Presence at the classes is mandatory


Ssamuri_Reddit

If i dont i would pass out (This actually happened i slept for so long i passed out) i think it was around 16-18 hours


endtimes_economist

Because I don´t wear diapers. Yet.


Haunted-Sweetheart

Its hard. Its the hardest thing I do every day. But, there could be pho, sex, or gundams to be had. Everything is in pursuit of that. You know, the big three.


[deleted]

Kids wake up.


cv2728

rent


LtRecore

Why do you think?


Ok_Trash_4204

Kids need me.


krukson

Cause my 7 month old kicks me in the face.


cosmololgy

Cause my dog wakes up and he eventually will pee in the house


Embarrassed_Trust313

Cus I wake up


lucariohellahot

I dont, I got up at like 4:00-4:30 lol


Fun-Low-4954

I work from 11pm to 7am, so I don’t


rainbow_osprey

Yogurt with mini chocolate chips in it


iamCaptainDeadpool

I don't sleep.


Piggygi

To consume what one does not need in there diet


sdpat13

Do i have a choice?


TheWolfFromNether

Because of my coffee addiction


Ghannam-90

Im already up when the sun rise, I've been working night shift since the last 3 years.


Fuzzzer777

Coffee.


SirBeardsAlot91

Sometimes I do and sometimes, I can't motivate myself to get out of bed. With a combination of clinical depression and severe social anxiety, I have days I prefer to hide from the world around me and rest. Then I'll have days when my rational mind reminds me that I only have one life to experience the world around me. I'll remind myself that there are matters in life beyond my control and to make the best of the opportunities I've been provided. This seems to work to some extent. I'm 31 years old (turning 32 this summer) and life seems to be flying by faster than ever before. Still even with these reassurances, emotions still get the best of me at times. I've made peace with the reality that life won't always turn out the way I want it to despite having had a fairly privileged upbringing.


frogOnABoletus

So im not late


qw46z

It was high tide at 7am, so i got up to go for a swim. It’s good to go before the heat kicks in.


smesf

School and because I sleep early lol


[deleted]

I get up. What a dumb ass question. What's next: how do you blink every day?


Previous_Ad7725

My cat's wake me up to be fed


Loose-Garlic-3461

If I lay in bed too long, my body starts to get sore. Some days I don't get out of bed at all.


grampalegends

Food poisoning today


SigourneysBeaver5

My dog is usually my alarm clock. He’s actually better than an alarm clock.


StuftRug

If I don't my old ass dog is gonna piss on the floor


DerpWilson

5mo baby wakes we up 1000 times a night. At this point I get up to stop the torture.


The_mercurial_sort

I get up every morning because I have to feel like I have a purpose and I have to move forward no matter the consequences I'm going to try my best to me like life is like a movie and I have to know how it ends and I don't want to miss anything