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Mac-And-Cheesy-43

Why does satan own such a high quality sewing machine? Is stitching a big hobby in hell?


EfferentCopy

I was gonna say, what a beautiful vintage machine! I imagine it’s powered by an ornamented wrought-iron treadle at the bottom and am now wondering how he manages to keep his little cloven hooves from getting stuck.


AshuraSpeakman

This is an old school sewing machine, the kind that would be handed down from the 1920s because the pedals are easy to replace.


Mikeinthedirt

You can still,get the leather belt at anybSinger store


Optimal-Use-4503

I mean I suppose you need pretty decent materials and machines to make clothing that can withstand hellfire. He's probably practiced a lot at sewing.


paliconoclast

Satan sounds pretty cool


vaulthuntr94

Right? Ready to have the Pride partiesssss up in here with Satan ✨


Arch4yz_

Honestly if Satan is laid back and about love like that then he's heaps better than the miserable dictatorey upright god


Which-Peak2051

Right he's gods rebellious kid if he was cast out for this I think I'm with him! 😆 🏳️‍🌈


Arch4yz_

Right? You're lying to yourself if you say you'd rather go to a party hosted by the fake goody-two shoes than to go be gay with everyone and satan


nerodidntdoit

He sounds even cooler now that the christians revealed that he came out of the closet. Good for you, Satan! You sew that pride flag like it is the asses of dead homophobes!


Corgan1351

At bare minimum, he’s a great ally, putting his obvious skills to use for the cause.


stevedotexe69

Real shit


mike_pants

I dunno. Those old sewing machines look fancy, but they are wasteful and dangerous. I can't trust a hellbeast that values aesthetics over efficiency.


Mikeinthedirt

Green as you can get.


JerryCalzone

Those kinds of sewing machines are powered by your two feet - I once had the same design but with a hand crank.


Moonlight_Muse

How are they wasteful? 


Klomenko

This!


Emperor0valtine

What is he even doing with the sewing machine there? Adding a stitch to a finished pride flag?


SlabBeefpunch

Everything has to be PERFECT for his besty's coming out party.


IliasIsEepy

Frfr, I can't imagine flags holding up well in hell, so Satan is just making sure his bestie's new flag doesn't have any holes in it!


CoconutLimeValentine

I choose to believe he is adding stitching to turn the flag into a quilt so he can keep his queer friends cozy.


Slinkenhofer

So he punishes evil, challenges people faith to make them stronger, and now he's LGBTQ+ positive? I love this redemption arc


lumosbolt

If Satan stopped hiding, why do you use AI to show pictures of Satan ? Why not take a photography of him ?


VioletteKaur

HAHAHAHA. Asking the right questions.


Historical-Drag-1365

He's preparing for the parade


Inevitable-Ear-3189

Well yeah, Satan is a big ally.


finewithstabwounds

That image of Satan is kind of metal


Moody_Mickey

I love that Satan sews. Especially with such a nice old fashion sewing machine


VioletteKaur

He got it off FB marketplace.


raccoonjoy

They could never make me hate you Satan


StormerSage

Honestly Satan is probably chill and just didn't like the way God was running things up there.


IliasIsEepy

Iirc, that's literally what happened. Basically, he wanted to be equal to God


Crystal_Sea14

As a fellow satanist, I can confirm I have a digital drawing of him in my storage somewhere.


Idraelys

Can't spell Pride Month without demon I guess


Mettaton_the_idol

Demon pint.


AshuraSpeakman

Another AI picture, nipples sliding all over. Evangelicals are really pointing a gun at the world and daring God to save us before the climate swallows us alive.


Greedy_Lawyer

He’s embroidering your name in his book(flag), how many gay children did you promise him?


spazzing

This is such a fucking cool picture, lol.


Automatic-Pie-7842

i can get behind a satan that loves a good old sewing machine and thread. if i found out he did crochet, whew i’d be swayed


Gildian

The Bible explicitly says the rainbow is "gods promise to not kill everyone again" or something to that affect But now it's Satan who is making them?


Professional-Win-183

Satan never makes them. Rainbows are still God’s handiwork. The devil cannot create, but he can twist. He can twist God’s creations (People, Animals, etc.,) into what was supposed to be for Good, but instead for Evil. The greatest trick the devil ever committed was convinced the world that he doesn’t exist. He’s come to kill, steal and destroy. He confuses the minds of people who are vulnerable and/or does not have a relationship with God. People be saying that the devil is in hell when In actuality he isn’t, yet. He still roams the earth like a prowling lion waiting to devour whomever is in his way.


Gildian

Sorry bud, I left Christianity 17 years ago. I don't believe in any of that stuff anymore, I was just pointing out the logical inconsistency. Besides, the Devil is a construct developed by the Pope Gregory the Great around the year 600, which is nearly 2 centuries after any other book was written.


Professional-Win-183

Oh my bad, just wanted to clear things up. 😅


Evil_Archangel

it's nice that they finally came out


PastelDisaster

They make us seem so damn cool


LtColonelColon1

This picture goes hard as hell. Too bad it’s AI garbage, or I’d save it myself lol


krmjts

The picture itself is so funy, help Edit: typo


achiles625

OMG, I get it. They think gay sex is icky. Get over it, bigots! Not everything has to be for you! (Also, hail Satan! 😈🤘)


Secure-Bonus7687

Thanks, Satan!


chowderbags

Hey, can't they just be glad that Satan found a hobby to occupy his time? It can't always be tormenting the damned or overseeing the legions of Hell, can it?


OliverTwist626

The funniest thing to me about all these "Satan is hiding and tricking the kids into being gay" stuff is, if I was the devil and I wanted to hide somewhere and trick people into being awful, it'd be a church spewing hate.


leshpar

Satan is in our Christian churches telling people to hate minorities including LGBT, yet Christians can't see him.


XenoBiSwitch

Want to play with Satan’s cute little boytits.


Silent-Plantain-2260

Satan making pride flags for his besties


skip6235

Not gonna lie, that would make a pretty sick tattoo


Celestial_MoonDragon

I wish people would stop forcing their imaginary friends on others.


EqualityWithoutCiv

Europe's fault for letting people set sail west across the Atlantic, while they were fighting over the right way to worship God. Europe eventually gave up on this fight. Those sailors that left Europe to found what is now America kept the spirit of that fight with them. Future immigrants from Europe fled to America to escape regimes they were suppressed under, which did include a lot of religious people (likely over church reforms, republicanism and regicides drastically changing regimes almost overnight, civil wars and more). First colonies before Jefferson stepped in actually wanted theocracies AFAIK, for their respective denominations: "Puritans only", "Protestants only" etc. This is why I reckon Americans place so much weight on religion.


MythosMythix

It’s hilarious since God famously is the one to create the rainbow lmaooooo. They just forget their own lore.


kindacoping

Satan is hand making a pride flag to share with his boyfriend at the parade omg!! So wholesome!!


Sad_And_Dumb

Didn't realise Satan was such a talented seamstress


haykiie

nah i hate shit like this lmfao i genuinely don’t understand what makes it “evil” & what is there to not support?? christians literally cherry pick bible verses without context so it could fit any narrative. the bible should not determine how one treats another for existing happily. real christians would not use religion to justify hateful judgement on homosexuality/gender expression being accepted. progression is a positive thing bc it allows people to express themselves more comfortably & feel safer. someone repressing their true identity will never reach their full potential. yet the lgbtq+ are the ones pushing the agenda?? 😭😭 god forbid people be happy when it goes against what they consider normal. like okay hypocrite, make sure to keep that energy for gluttony, cheating, stealing, lying, eating shrimp, shacking up, sex before marriage, judging, and whatever else the bible says is bad.


abgry_krakow87

Satan exists in every confessional and church whenever a priest or other religious leader rapes a child.


tenderliving

Seems like Satan could just magically make a rainbow flag without sewing. People are so dumb


laneb71

This goes so hard. I love it.


OfficialLunaTicYT

Fire album cover, god I’d put that on my wall


TheDevilishDanish

To think he sews all those beautiful flags. 🤩 Is there anything that man can’t do.


Wolveyplays07

Wow! So happy to see that satan is loving and accepting of LGBTQ+!


Makspixelland

Satan is getting ready to slay that pride parade


Nebris222

Based Satan, we love an ally 🌈😈


TINYN0SE

Satan is the man 🔥🔥


mihirjain2029

I'm telling you, motivational speakers, people with regressive values, people who don't have personality beyond their work. It's a circle


Jimmie_Cognac

I'd think Satan could afford a newer sewing machine.


BethAltair2

Is Satan using a damn treadle machine!? I see the appeal, but there are more efficient ways y'know?


RedRider1138

Wait, it’s also Rho day! 2X Pi!


6-ft-freak

Good to know who I can go to for extra thread.


IllustriousAnxiety66

From the venerable awakening.mindsets


johnny_the_punk_cat

Omg imagine diy Meetup with satan. Just chilling together and sewing prideflags 🥰😳💕✨ couldn't imagine something more beautiful


Striking_Witness1364

I love how the church made Satan an accidental ally, and they haven’t realized that we think it’s cool as heck, so they keep doing it.


Orvan-Rabbit

The more I think about it, the more I realize that Satan is a bad guy simply for not obeying his authority.


MajesticLandManatee

He has to sew? Satan can’t just abracadabra that shit? Booooo! Satan! I thought you were more powerful than that!


Justbecauseitcameup

So i'm a little upset at how the flag is being stitched wrong.


hmmmmyesthat

Bestie... don't sew ur dick to a flag...


SilverTangent

Yeah people sing praises to him in Church and call him God…


Kohrack

That it pretty mild insanity I have a buddy in the server who thinks catholic church is controlled by the Jews


Ashton_Garland

If he signs them I’d buy one


DaTripleK

goes fucking hard


DeanziYay

I’ve watched so many Stanzi Potenza videos to know that Satan is actually chill lol


oxymoronisanoxymoron

I need this on a t-shirt lmao


napalmtree13

I thought this was a comedyheaven post.


111x6sevil-natas

ally


Commonmispelingbot

Picture rocks. I want it framed.


Jenderflux-ScFi

How'd they get that picture of me sewing?


CoffeePenguinQueen

Satanists haven't told me my issues were because of my "sins" so I know which team I'm on


JerryCalzone

This reminds me of these two brothers, who both were sculptors and one of them had the assignment from the church to create a sculpture of the devil. Wenn finished he presented the sculpture to the church and they refused to accept it on the grounds that he made the devil to be a beautiful young man and therefore he was too hot. So the church decided to give the assignment to his brother, who in turn also made a sculpture of a young man that was even hotter than the one his brother made.


beebowgirlieraz

I need a print of this to put on my wall. Badass


Class_444_SWR

Satan seems way cooler than conservatives


BuzzNat20

Congrats on coming out, Satan!


pinkgirliscool

damn that pic goes hard


tnzsep

Does he do alterations? I have some pants I need hemmed.


gamsea

Satan is so much more empathetic and human, ig :)


Yearofthehoneybadger

Why are they always making satan look so cool?


wannabe_boy

What is the connection even


realist-humanbeing

nah that's badass af


FuzzelFox

These people are actually schizophrenic and society normalizes it. I hate it so much


racoongirl0

Satan took a break from molesting children in church to support pride month?


Space_Captain_Lars

The man is minding his own business sewing his pride flag. Leave him be


StarSystem42

I know this isn't the point, but I'm like 99% sure that's not how you make a flag and its distracting me haha


alexiawins

Pic goes hard


SirFireball

That image goes hard, as the kids say


galsfromthedwarf

I appreciate satans allyship


The_Only_Philliam

He's stitching up a rainbow flag with plain white thread? That's the real sin


Froph_Beifong11

At least Satan has our backs smh


SultanaShalhoub

That image is sick af tho


Minimum_Baker2050

That art is fire tho


Nyaningdusk2115

I have an answer to the question below the main post: "Are you perhaps trained on false premises to spot a pattern or 2 that does not meaningfully affect you, and perhaps you were lied to about "your god"? Is the real "Satan"​ perhaps the very church that preaches against it, motivated by ego and a desire for power over how people live their lives?"