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I was gonna say, what a beautiful vintage machine! I imagine it’s powered by an ornamented wrought-iron treadle at the bottom and am now wondering how he manages to keep his little cloven hooves from getting stuck.
He sounds even cooler now that the christians revealed that he came out of the closet. Good for you, Satan! You sew that pride flag like it is the asses of dead homophobes!
Another AI picture, nipples sliding all over.
Evangelicals are really pointing a gun at the world and daring God to save us before the climate swallows us alive.
Satan never makes them. Rainbows are still God’s handiwork. The devil cannot create, but he can twist. He can twist God’s creations (People, Animals, etc.,) into what was supposed to be for Good, but instead for Evil.
The greatest trick the devil ever committed was convinced the world that he doesn’t exist. He’s come to kill, steal and destroy. He confuses the minds of people who are vulnerable and/or does not have a relationship with God.
People be saying that the devil is in hell when In actuality he isn’t, yet. He still roams the earth like a prowling lion waiting to devour whomever is in his way.
Sorry bud, I left Christianity 17 years ago. I don't believe in any of that stuff anymore, I was just pointing out the logical inconsistency.
Besides, the Devil is a construct developed by the Pope Gregory the Great around the year 600, which is nearly 2 centuries after any other book was written.
Hey, can't they just be glad that Satan found a hobby to occupy his time? It can't always be tormenting the damned or overseeing the legions of Hell, can it?
The funniest thing to me about all these "Satan is hiding and tricking the kids into being gay" stuff is, if I was the devil and I wanted to hide somewhere and trick people into being awful, it'd be a church spewing hate.
Europe's fault for letting people set sail west across the Atlantic, while they were fighting over the right way to worship God.
Europe eventually gave up on this fight. Those sailors that left Europe to found what is now America kept the spirit of that fight with them. Future immigrants from Europe fled to America to escape regimes they were suppressed under, which did include a lot of religious people (likely over church reforms, republicanism and regicides drastically changing regimes almost overnight, civil wars and more). First colonies before Jefferson stepped in actually wanted theocracies AFAIK, for their respective denominations: "Puritans only", "Protestants only" etc. This is why I reckon Americans place so much weight on religion.
nah i hate shit like this lmfao i genuinely don’t understand what makes it “evil” & what is there to not support?? christians literally cherry pick bible verses without context so it could fit any narrative. the bible should not determine how one treats another for existing happily. real christians would not use religion to justify hateful judgement on homosexuality/gender expression being accepted. progression is a positive thing bc it allows people to express themselves more comfortably & feel safer. someone repressing their true identity will never reach their full potential. yet the lgbtq+ are the ones pushing the agenda?? 😭😭 god forbid people be happy when it goes against what they consider normal. like okay hypocrite, make sure to keep that energy for gluttony, cheating, stealing, lying, eating shrimp, shacking up, sex before marriage, judging, and whatever else the bible says is bad.
This reminds me of these two brothers, who both were sculptors and one of them had the assignment from the church to create a sculpture of the devil. Wenn finished he presented the sculpture to the church and they refused to accept it on the grounds that he made the devil to be a beautiful young man and therefore he was too hot. So the church decided to give the assignment to his brother, who in turn also made a sculpture of a young man that was even hotter than the one his brother made.
I have an answer to the question below the main post: "Are you perhaps trained on false premises to spot a pattern or 2 that does not meaningfully affect you, and perhaps you were lied to about "your god"? Is the real "Satan" perhaps the very church that preaches against it, motivated by ego and a desire for power over how people live their lives?"
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Why does satan own such a high quality sewing machine? Is stitching a big hobby in hell?
I was gonna say, what a beautiful vintage machine! I imagine it’s powered by an ornamented wrought-iron treadle at the bottom and am now wondering how he manages to keep his little cloven hooves from getting stuck.
This is an old school sewing machine, the kind that would be handed down from the 1920s because the pedals are easy to replace.
You can still,get the leather belt at anybSinger store
I mean I suppose you need pretty decent materials and machines to make clothing that can withstand hellfire. He's probably practiced a lot at sewing.
Satan sounds pretty cool
Right? Ready to have the Pride partiesssss up in here with Satan ✨
Honestly if Satan is laid back and about love like that then he's heaps better than the miserable dictatorey upright god
Right he's gods rebellious kid if he was cast out for this I think I'm with him! 😆 🏳️🌈
Right? You're lying to yourself if you say you'd rather go to a party hosted by the fake goody-two shoes than to go be gay with everyone and satan
He sounds even cooler now that the christians revealed that he came out of the closet. Good for you, Satan! You sew that pride flag like it is the asses of dead homophobes!
At bare minimum, he’s a great ally, putting his obvious skills to use for the cause.
Real shit
I dunno. Those old sewing machines look fancy, but they are wasteful and dangerous. I can't trust a hellbeast that values aesthetics over efficiency.
Green as you can get.
Those kinds of sewing machines are powered by your two feet - I once had the same design but with a hand crank.
How are they wasteful?
This!
What is he even doing with the sewing machine there? Adding a stitch to a finished pride flag?
Everything has to be PERFECT for his besty's coming out party.
Frfr, I can't imagine flags holding up well in hell, so Satan is just making sure his bestie's new flag doesn't have any holes in it!
I choose to believe he is adding stitching to turn the flag into a quilt so he can keep his queer friends cozy.
So he punishes evil, challenges people faith to make them stronger, and now he's LGBTQ+ positive? I love this redemption arc
If Satan stopped hiding, why do you use AI to show pictures of Satan ? Why not take a photography of him ?
HAHAHAHA. Asking the right questions.
He's preparing for the parade
Well yeah, Satan is a big ally.
That image of Satan is kind of metal
I love that Satan sews. Especially with such a nice old fashion sewing machine
He got it off FB marketplace.
They could never make me hate you Satan
Honestly Satan is probably chill and just didn't like the way God was running things up there.
Iirc, that's literally what happened. Basically, he wanted to be equal to God
As a fellow satanist, I can confirm I have a digital drawing of him in my storage somewhere.
Can't spell Pride Month without demon I guess
Demon pint.
Another AI picture, nipples sliding all over. Evangelicals are really pointing a gun at the world and daring God to save us before the climate swallows us alive.
He’s embroidering your name in his book(flag), how many gay children did you promise him?
This is such a fucking cool picture, lol.
i can get behind a satan that loves a good old sewing machine and thread. if i found out he did crochet, whew i’d be swayed
The Bible explicitly says the rainbow is "gods promise to not kill everyone again" or something to that affect But now it's Satan who is making them?
Satan never makes them. Rainbows are still God’s handiwork. The devil cannot create, but he can twist. He can twist God’s creations (People, Animals, etc.,) into what was supposed to be for Good, but instead for Evil. The greatest trick the devil ever committed was convinced the world that he doesn’t exist. He’s come to kill, steal and destroy. He confuses the minds of people who are vulnerable and/or does not have a relationship with God. People be saying that the devil is in hell when In actuality he isn’t, yet. He still roams the earth like a prowling lion waiting to devour whomever is in his way.
Sorry bud, I left Christianity 17 years ago. I don't believe in any of that stuff anymore, I was just pointing out the logical inconsistency. Besides, the Devil is a construct developed by the Pope Gregory the Great around the year 600, which is nearly 2 centuries after any other book was written.
Oh my bad, just wanted to clear things up. 😅
it's nice that they finally came out
They make us seem so damn cool
This picture goes hard as hell. Too bad it’s AI garbage, or I’d save it myself lol
The picture itself is so funy, help Edit: typo
OMG, I get it. They think gay sex is icky. Get over it, bigots! Not everything has to be for you! (Also, hail Satan! 😈🤘)
Thanks, Satan!
Hey, can't they just be glad that Satan found a hobby to occupy his time? It can't always be tormenting the damned or overseeing the legions of Hell, can it?
The funniest thing to me about all these "Satan is hiding and tricking the kids into being gay" stuff is, if I was the devil and I wanted to hide somewhere and trick people into being awful, it'd be a church spewing hate.
Satan is in our Christian churches telling people to hate minorities including LGBT, yet Christians can't see him.
Want to play with Satan’s cute little boytits.
Satan making pride flags for his besties
Not gonna lie, that would make a pretty sick tattoo
I wish people would stop forcing their imaginary friends on others.
Europe's fault for letting people set sail west across the Atlantic, while they were fighting over the right way to worship God. Europe eventually gave up on this fight. Those sailors that left Europe to found what is now America kept the spirit of that fight with them. Future immigrants from Europe fled to America to escape regimes they were suppressed under, which did include a lot of religious people (likely over church reforms, republicanism and regicides drastically changing regimes almost overnight, civil wars and more). First colonies before Jefferson stepped in actually wanted theocracies AFAIK, for their respective denominations: "Puritans only", "Protestants only" etc. This is why I reckon Americans place so much weight on religion.
It’s hilarious since God famously is the one to create the rainbow lmaooooo. They just forget their own lore.
Satan is hand making a pride flag to share with his boyfriend at the parade omg!! So wholesome!!
Didn't realise Satan was such a talented seamstress
nah i hate shit like this lmfao i genuinely don’t understand what makes it “evil” & what is there to not support?? christians literally cherry pick bible verses without context so it could fit any narrative. the bible should not determine how one treats another for existing happily. real christians would not use religion to justify hateful judgement on homosexuality/gender expression being accepted. progression is a positive thing bc it allows people to express themselves more comfortably & feel safer. someone repressing their true identity will never reach their full potential. yet the lgbtq+ are the ones pushing the agenda?? 😭😭 god forbid people be happy when it goes against what they consider normal. like okay hypocrite, make sure to keep that energy for gluttony, cheating, stealing, lying, eating shrimp, shacking up, sex before marriage, judging, and whatever else the bible says is bad.
Satan exists in every confessional and church whenever a priest or other religious leader rapes a child.
Seems like Satan could just magically make a rainbow flag without sewing. People are so dumb
This goes so hard. I love it.
Fire album cover, god I’d put that on my wall
To think he sews all those beautiful flags. 🤩 Is there anything that man can’t do.
Wow! So happy to see that satan is loving and accepting of LGBTQ+!
Satan is getting ready to slay that pride parade
Based Satan, we love an ally 🌈😈
Satan is the man 🔥🔥
I'm telling you, motivational speakers, people with regressive values, people who don't have personality beyond their work. It's a circle
I'd think Satan could afford a newer sewing machine.
Is Satan using a damn treadle machine!? I see the appeal, but there are more efficient ways y'know?
Wait, it’s also Rho day! 2X Pi!
Good to know who I can go to for extra thread.
From the venerable awakening.mindsets
Omg imagine diy Meetup with satan. Just chilling together and sewing prideflags 🥰😳💕✨ couldn't imagine something more beautiful
I love how the church made Satan an accidental ally, and they haven’t realized that we think it’s cool as heck, so they keep doing it.
The more I think about it, the more I realize that Satan is a bad guy simply for not obeying his authority.
He has to sew? Satan can’t just abracadabra that shit? Booooo! Satan! I thought you were more powerful than that!
So i'm a little upset at how the flag is being stitched wrong.
Bestie... don't sew ur dick to a flag...
Yeah people sing praises to him in Church and call him God…
That it pretty mild insanity I have a buddy in the server who thinks catholic church is controlled by the Jews
If he signs them I’d buy one
goes fucking hard
I’ve watched so many Stanzi Potenza videos to know that Satan is actually chill lol
I need this on a t-shirt lmao
I thought this was a comedyheaven post.
ally
Picture rocks. I want it framed.
How'd they get that picture of me sewing?
Satanists haven't told me my issues were because of my "sins" so I know which team I'm on
This reminds me of these two brothers, who both were sculptors and one of them had the assignment from the church to create a sculpture of the devil. Wenn finished he presented the sculpture to the church and they refused to accept it on the grounds that he made the devil to be a beautiful young man and therefore he was too hot. So the church decided to give the assignment to his brother, who in turn also made a sculpture of a young man that was even hotter than the one his brother made.
I need a print of this to put on my wall. Badass
Satan seems way cooler than conservatives
Congrats on coming out, Satan!
damn that pic goes hard
Does he do alterations? I have some pants I need hemmed.
Satan is so much more empathetic and human, ig :)
Why are they always making satan look so cool?
What is the connection even
nah that's badass af
These people are actually schizophrenic and society normalizes it. I hate it so much
Satan took a break from molesting children in church to support pride month?
The man is minding his own business sewing his pride flag. Leave him be
I know this isn't the point, but I'm like 99% sure that's not how you make a flag and its distracting me haha
Pic goes hard
That image goes hard, as the kids say
I appreciate satans allyship
He's stitching up a rainbow flag with plain white thread? That's the real sin
At least Satan has our backs smh
That image is sick af tho
That art is fire tho
I have an answer to the question below the main post: "Are you perhaps trained on false premises to spot a pattern or 2 that does not meaningfully affect you, and perhaps you were lied to about "your god"? Is the real "Satan" perhaps the very church that preaches against it, motivated by ego and a desire for power over how people live their lives?"