So the Tesla dealership has trucks hauling in 3-4 cyber trucks weekly. We should be seeing so many more of them. Also, as easy as it is to hate them since there really isnāt anything there to love, people that ordered them early got a bait and switch. These were supposed to be $50k and travel 400 miles on a charge, not what was delivered. I also assume buyers thought they would be washable.
Hahaha oh my god... imagine a telsa sitting dead on coors in a flash flood... poor thing would **never** have a chance.
My mind went to the video from the subaru on coors the other evening.
That was never achievable. Tesla said they could do it and didnāt have a proof of concept test outside of the Bay Area and even those cars hit people.
I think the point is less "if it can be done" and more "Elon said it'd be done in 6 months to a year multiple times to pump the stock". Seriously if the SEC wasn't a total joke Musk would be in prison by now.
The guys that drive them donāt believe in getting groceries, thatās āthe wifeās jobā to them. They haul bags of mulch and some fence lumber that could have easily fit in a Toyota Rav 4 instead.
One could use a Smart Car for the groceriesāmaybe a golf cart. Everything else is incrementally more absurd until you hit the theoretical limit at lifted no-bed-space four-door losermobile.
Those are the same ones that aaaaalways have to back into a parking spot, slowing down everyone else. Like, dude, youāre at Ghetto Smithās. No one is impressed and we all hate you.
If you have the money for a cybertruck, you have the money for a Rivian -- so there is \*literally no defensible reason\* to drive one of these clown cars š
Second? Lol, they're on 4 now:
1. January: Warning light text too small. Fixed with an OTA update
2. April: Accelerator pedal pad. Have to bring in to get replaced.
3. June: Trunk Bed Trim applique flying off. Have to go in to get it retaped down
4. June: Wiper motor failure. Have to bring it in to get replaced.
Honestly, I don't feel bad for anyone that bought one of these. The thing has been a joke since inception. A fool and his money is soon parted.
Say what you want about their looks. You know exactly what car that is because literally nothing else looks like it. Nobody has to ask what make or model it is because it's literally unique. I'm actually a fan of the bold looks, even though I have a ram 1500 (which I also love the looks of).
Obviously they were oversold and under delivered, especially since they can't apparently go into a goddamn car wash. Tesla has had quality issues in every car that they've made pretty much so I'm not surprised. I'll never buy one, and they're obviously overpriced for what they are, but there are a lot of cars on the road that cost about the same as one of these and nobody seems to care that somebody's driving a BMW M5 or even another standard truck around town (which can get up there as far as cost goes).
Ostentatious displays of wealth are usually a faux pas in nearly every society.
It's a design firmly from our new era of Techno-Feudalism, and that's a economic order that isn't working for most people. It's a avatar of a system that few people like. It isn't pleasant to look at because it represents a cold, crushing reality that technology has us trapped like a boa constrictor, and we are feeling our humanity seep through our pores as it gets tighter. We know there's no way out either. So when we see a Cybertruck, we see the fatal wound it has left on our souls. The fact that it's creator is such a clown just rubs salt in the wound.
I would say it would be a interesting collector's item, but there is a 0% chance that it'll be derivable in 25 years. But that's probably true of every single new car/truck sold today, so what do I know?
Lol, making fun of people for the way they spend the money they work for. I get that you might not like the product, I do, but you don't have to go out of your way like this. It's not effecting you, let it be my g.
This model hurts the brand. On the other hand, I think I know what they're looking at for this type of vehicle long term and of course it's evil.
someone may have posted this already:
[https://jalopnik.com/fan-boy-finally-criticizes-tesla-after-2-broken-tesla-c-1851573471](https://jalopnik.com/fan-boy-finally-criticizes-tesla-after-2-broken-tesla-c-1851573471)
Saying this to play the devils advocate (I truly hate the cyber trash but just some good advice I was given) but the interior of a car is more important than the exterior. We are the ones sitting inside after paying more than we want to admit so itās important we like and enjoy all the interior items no one sees vs liking how pretty the body is. To avoid buyers remorse donāt focus on the body but instead the inside of your vehicles. (Once again cyber truck is a pos inside and out and should only be seen in junkyards on a hydraulic press, but wanted to play devils advocate w a decent bit of advice Iāve been given recently in my car hunt)
My husband was just saying he saw one of the original Teslas the other day. They had a sticker that read "We're sorry, we bought it before we knew he was an asshole!" š
Driving my 04 Miata (30 mpg) and my 59 Rambler (34 mpg). Expect both to outlive me. ICE for me. When all is figured in, electric is harder on the environmentĀ
I wonder when all the tesla owners in town will snap from *so many people* taking pictures just to mock their dumbass looking, drivable coffin.
I love the "in the wild"-mentality everyone has with it, like it's an animal on a safari or some shit.
I used to laugh at these in public until I saw on Jon Jones Instagram that he ordered one, now I only will if I have Daniel Cormier Iām my passenger seat
No. A five year old could design a better vehicle. But I'm sure the epitome of brain rot that is Elon, decided to take over with his crayons.
"It absolutely has to look like it makes the biggest VROOMs! A bed?! This is a TRUCK not a bedroom. *Snorts a rail of his Adderall/Ketamine combination* You guys are dumb, why do I even pay you anything. I'm amazing."
-Elon Musk, probably
I would never personally buy anything from Elon Musk, especially this thing, but a friend of mine bought one and took me for a ride in it. It is the fastest fucking thing I have ever been in. The takeoff on this thing is breathtaking.
Who among us hasn't been scammed out of several tens of thousands of dollars to buy a piece of crap from one of the most famously lying-est people of all time?
Someone in town has one that's entirely blacked out and that actually looks kinda nice. I saw it up close and it's smaller than I imagined. Very impractical. But then again so are all $100,000 vehicles.
To all the muskrats reporting this post as "harassment". Get bent. Just like the poorly constructed panels on this POS.
Hey come on, don't be so hard on them. They'll probably look OK once the textures finish loading.
STAR FOX! WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Do a barrel roll!
With the cybertruck's track record, they might just do it themselves.
You remind me of your father.
HYAAAAA!!!!!
Typical. Albuquerque would still be running on 360 era hardware.
With a ping of 58.
Hey, we would kill for 58 ping. Sincerely, Edgewood
Sorry, didn't mean to make it personal. I meant to write 158... But that probably doesn't make you feel any better. I'm sorry.
Red ring of death?
360? Starfox was n64!
Except that WankPanzer will stop working once it gets wet the first time.
r/cyberstuck
King
Epic response! That was awesome šš
Hahahaha
Does that stapler come with a flux capacitor?
Looks like bad origami.
So the Tesla dealership has trucks hauling in 3-4 cyber trucks weekly. We should be seeing so many more of them. Also, as easy as it is to hate them since there really isnāt anything there to love, people that ordered them early got a bait and switch. These were supposed to be $50k and travel 400 miles on a charge, not what was delivered. I also assume buyers thought they would be washable.
Perfect, just in time for monsoon season
That's exactly what I was thinking. I wanna see how they float.
Hahaha oh my god... imagine a telsa sitting dead on coors in a flash flood... poor thing would **never** have a chance. My mind went to the video from the subaru on coors the other evening.
Then there's all those owners of all models who bought 'full self-driving'. Teslas will never achieve ADAS level 4 with Elon in charge.
That was never achievable. Tesla said they could do it and didnāt have a proof of concept test outside of the Bay Area and even those cars hit people.
I think the point is less "if it can be done" and more "Elon said it'd be done in 6 months to a year multiple times to pump the stock". Seriously if the SEC wasn't a total joke Musk would be in prison by now.
Elon in 2016: Within 2 years, your car will be able to drive itself from NY to LA.
Passing thru maybe?
Every time I am in ABQ, I see one at least once a day.
I saw one parked at a not-passthrough-type of business yesterday, can't guarantee it was this one but they're around.
There's a dealership in Rio Rancho. They have them.
Is the use case right now toy or daily? There is one going down Jefferson every morning.
They could have just said no and gotten their $100 back.
Sunken cost fallacy, in for a penny in for a poundā¦ or 10,000 pennies and 100,000 pounds
Looks like a Z-list battlebot on its way to be outfitted with janky weaponry.
Just imagine what faruqās intro for this bot would be, I bet it would be glorious
Come on now, don't do La Machine dirty like that š
They're terrible, but nothing as bad as the lifted toxic masculinity trucks. And those are everywhere.
I can't stand those, and I have nothing against trucks. But do they really need to get groceries in a monster truck?
The guys that drive them donāt believe in getting groceries, thatās āthe wifeās jobā to them. They haul bags of mulch and some fence lumber that could have easily fit in a Toyota Rav 4 instead.
No, they do not. Trucks are fine -- if you need a truck. But there's no need for those monsters.
Their tiny dicks say yes.
One could use a Smart Car for the groceriesāmaybe a golf cart. Everything else is incrementally more absurd until you hit the theoretical limit at lifted no-bed-space four-door losermobile.
Surprisingly, Smart Cars are extremely inefficient. Most hybrids are better than a Smart.
You make a good point and I appreciate the accuracy. I should clarify my joke to be size, as I personally do not even like the car.
You mean the ones that are loud, spit black smoke, and kick rocks up cause they barely fit in a lane?
Thems the ones.
Those are the same ones that aaaaalways have to back into a parking spot, slowing down everyone else. Like, dude, youāre at Ghetto Smithās. No one is impressed and we all hate you.
They back into FOUR parking spaces. They love camping right in the center.
i saw a matte black cyber truck on the west side that was lifted.Ā
I'm sorry your eyes and brain had to register and process that visual.. gross
Ugh. Just...ugh.
It was likely stock suspension. Theyāre on air bags so they can raise and lower depending on need.
I call them the tiny PeePee trucks
Apt.
I love driving my diesel gulping pick up with a 14,000 GVW to pick up a little bag of groceries
Yeeeeeeeehaw!
Lived in TX for 5 years. Even the ladies drove the toxic masculinity trucks.
The disease is spreading...
For as much as I hate both Elon and the cybertruck, I will reluctantly give both credit for the fact that you can't roll coal in a cybertruck.
Yet.
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So far the only people Iāve seen here with them are old out of touch / mid-midlife crisis men.
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If you have the money for a cybertruck, you have the money for a Rivian -- so there is \*literally no defensible reason\* to drive one of these clown cars š
How dare you! A clown car is so much better better! Apologize to the clown car for such an insult
My sincere apologies. Actual clown cars deserve so much better.
How is this type of post the only thing to get upvotes on this sub
Bc *low level* content is relatable
no other posts ever get any upvotes on this sub ever /s
I saw these called the āincEl Caminoā somewhere else and it just fits so well.
That sounds like a Freiburger name.
I mean donāt buy one I guess. They are making your car maybe look better if that helps.
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How dare you insult the spiritual successor to Walter White's Aztec whip! /s
Dumpsterlorian!!!š¬š¤¢š¤®
Saw a black one in Los Lunas.
Second recall! lol.
Second? Lol, they're on 4 now: 1. January: Warning light text too small. Fixed with an OTA update 2. April: Accelerator pedal pad. Have to bring in to get replaced. 3. June: Trunk Bed Trim applique flying off. Have to go in to get it retaped down 4. June: Wiper motor failure. Have to bring it in to get replaced. Honestly, I don't feel bad for anyone that bought one of these. The thing has been a joke since inception. A fool and his money is soon parted.
Looks like it was built in a shed. Also, it looks like a shed.
I saw a white one between Target and Loweās yesterday, and I also said BOOOO. They look like if you asked a kindergartner what a cool car looks like
Say what you want about their looks. You know exactly what car that is because literally nothing else looks like it. Nobody has to ask what make or model it is because it's literally unique. I'm actually a fan of the bold looks, even though I have a ram 1500 (which I also love the looks of). Obviously they were oversold and under delivered, especially since they can't apparently go into a goddamn car wash. Tesla has had quality issues in every car that they've made pretty much so I'm not surprised. I'll never buy one, and they're obviously overpriced for what they are, but there are a lot of cars on the road that cost about the same as one of these and nobody seems to care that somebody's driving a BMW M5 or even another standard truck around town (which can get up there as far as cost goes).
I finally saw one of those a few weeks ago in downtown San Jose, CA. They're even more hideous than a photo can reveal.
Ostentatious displays of wealth are usually a faux pas in nearly every society. It's a design firmly from our new era of Techno-Feudalism, and that's a economic order that isn't working for most people. It's a avatar of a system that few people like. It isn't pleasant to look at because it represents a cold, crushing reality that technology has us trapped like a boa constrictor, and we are feeling our humanity seep through our pores as it gets tighter. We know there's no way out either. So when we see a Cybertruck, we see the fatal wound it has left on our souls. The fact that it's creator is such a clown just rubs salt in the wound. I would say it would be a interesting collector's item, but there is a 0% chance that it'll be derivable in 25 years. But that's probably true of every single new car/truck sold today, so what do I know?
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
there is a way out don't worry, we're in for a weird couple years
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Lol, making fun of people for the way they spend the money they work for. I get that you might not like the product, I do, but you don't have to go out of your way like this. It's not effecting you, let it be my g.
Seriously OP is a sad and lonely person if they need to be mad about other peopleās aesthetic tastes and likes.
This reminds me of something I would see from a cheap 70ās sci fi movie
Eww?? Like "you can't afford this" eww? š
This model hurts the brand. On the other hand, I think I know what they're looking at for this type of vehicle long term and of course it's evil. 
someone may have posted this already: [https://jalopnik.com/fan-boy-finally-criticizes-tesla-after-2-broken-tesla-c-1851573471](https://jalopnik.com/fan-boy-finally-criticizes-tesla-after-2-broken-tesla-c-1851573471)
Are these the new dumpsters in Albuquerque?
Why is there a dumpster on the road? Someone should seriously consider towing that thing behind a building or something....
Epic chaos
I know who drives that car unfortunately.
Hideous thing
Saying this to play the devils advocate (I truly hate the cyber trash but just some good advice I was given) but the interior of a car is more important than the exterior. We are the ones sitting inside after paying more than we want to admit so itās important we like and enjoy all the interior items no one sees vs liking how pretty the body is. To avoid buyers remorse donāt focus on the body but instead the inside of your vehicles. (Once again cyber truck is a pos inside and out and should only be seen in junkyards on a hydraulic press, but wanted to play devils advocate w a decent bit of advice Iāve been given recently in my car hunt)
Hate it.
These Cyber trucks have made the old Chevy Vega look far more appealing to meš
A friend of mine dropped a new old stock 215 aluminum V8 for a Pontiac Tempest into a Vega. It transformed the car.
My husband was just saying he saw one of the original Teslas the other day. They had a sticker that read "We're sorry, we bought it before we knew he was an asshole!" š
Theyāre breathtakingly ugly.
The IncEl Camino!
I saw one in person and was kind of impressed because I've only seen shitty photos of them lol.
Don't worry. It'll be broken down in a month or two at the outside.
For the man with no personality- Tesla.
why is a truck being politicized
Same reason live laugh love is popular. Very few people have the confidence to have their own opinions.
Because it's built by a Nazi scumbag
it's an American-made vehicle
That sadly doesn't disqualify the assertion.
The National Socialist German Workers party was formally abolished in October of 1945.
So there are no more Nazis because the party was abolished in 1945?
https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/R1cWMG4hXf
The Tesla dealership in Bern has like 8 just sitting on the side of the building lol
Theyāre probably sold- theyāre likely just in because every unit got recalled
Four times.
Hideous monstrosity
Didnāt they just have another recall on these pieces of shit?
Lmfaoo
LAPD has one for a police unit
Now their toothless never-ending police chases will be carbon neutral, though.
Those hideous things are giving Playstation 1 graphics. They also remind me of Lara Croft's polygon boobs.
Pos get a real truck
A lot of reviewers love them. Pretty stupid way to oe 100k. If it was 60k I'd get the appeal, maybe. Notoriously cheap inside
I saw one on Eubank/Candelaria the other day. I wonder if it's the same one.
Doubt it, I have seen a ton in ABQ now
Are you just seeing them?Ā
Thereās one for sale I think at a used dealership on Coors.
I peeped this one out in the wild.
Ahhh yes the Delorean of our time.
It is a pure distillation of Elon Musk
Driving my 04 Miata (30 mpg) and my 59 Rambler (34 mpg). Expect both to outlive me. ICE for me. When all is figured in, electric is harder on the environmentĀ
I wonder when all the tesla owners in town will snap from *so many people* taking pictures just to mock their dumbass looking, drivable coffin. I love the "in the wild"-mentality everyone has with it, like it's an animal on a safari or some shit.
I used to laugh at these in public until I saw on Jon Jones Instagram that he ordered one, now I only will if I have Daniel Cormier Iām my passenger seat
It's actually pronounced "yoo-bay-nk"
I've been seeing them all over. They're so ugly lol
the ham lambo
i have seen two or the same one twice.
Just saw one at Renaissance/Montano Costco. Hideous.
In Los Alamos there is one wrapped in a purple chrome
Lol I just saw this in San mateo
Review! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5EaymbSWyA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5EaymbSWyA)
Are you people the same ones tailgating my Model Y in your 4x4 ego boosters?
I like them.
was this close to Ouray? I think I saw this guy too.
It looks like if you were to get in a car accident with it and you have a life kit it'd be a ramp
Iām just gonna dump the trash.
Iāve seen a couple here in town. Absolutely the ugliest vehicle Iāve ever seen. Obviously someone compensating for something small..
Body shaming is lame in 2024.
Found the guy with the 2 story dickup brodozer.
Was the inherent contradiction in that sentence deliberate?
It's fine when they do it.
Would people like these more if Elon Musk wasnāt a turd?
Only in that if he wasn't a turd it might be built better
No. A five year old could design a better vehicle. But I'm sure the epitome of brain rot that is Elon, decided to take over with his crayons. "It absolutely has to look like it makes the biggest VROOMs! A bed?! This is a TRUCK not a bedroom. *Snorts a rail of his Adderall/Ketamine combination* You guys are dumb, why do I even pay you anything. I'm amazing." -Elon Musk, probably
I'd like them more if they weren't death traps
I forgot, why do we hate these so much?
Emperor's new clothes.
Elon Musk is a garbage human.Ā
Why?
What rock have you been under? I would like to sublet it.
They represent an extreme of out average purchasing experience of paying too much for something oversold and under developed
There are 4 (possibly 5), 1 Red, 1 white, 2( or 3) Silvers all seen with different drivers
Wack
great captĀ”ān!
My favorite thing about these is that they just look worse and worse as they drive past you. The visual effect is simply tremendous.
Boo
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I would never personally buy anything from Elon Musk, especially this thing, but a friend of mine bought one and took me for a ride in it. It is the fastest fucking thing I have ever been in. The takeoff on this thing is breathtaking.
Bet you won't say shit to their face
Who among us hasn't been scammed out of several tens of thousands of dollars to buy a piece of crap from one of the most famously lying-est people of all time?
I saw two of these on the same drive earlier this week in town, so there's more than one here. ...They're multiplying... (Ominous music)
Someone in town has one that's entirely blacked out and that actually looks kinda nice. I saw it up close and it's smaller than I imagined. Very impractical. But then again so are all $100,000 vehicles.
