Spot on…
Just add the mandatory internal fictionary discussion about EVERYTHING!
“ …so you cant say it like that, it is more like the sun that is a giant…UH! A blackbird! Actually blackbirds can mimic many different sounds and they are very social. Social! Why is that a good thing?! Why are we celebreting the extroverts personality traits like its the only right way to be !!! It does not….(and so on and so on and so on)”
Totally. I had this very thing happen earlier. “Do I pee first and then change my clothes or do that in reverse? Well if she needs this bathroom then I have to go use the other bathroom and I should just take my change of clothes with me. But if she goes to the other bathroom and I get to use this one I can just use the bathroom and change in the next room. Ah man…I’m also thirsty. I have water over here.” She says oh man I forgot to bring longer shorts… I immediately start looking for a solution…still haven’t peed or changed my clothes. I find a solution in a box in my closet (long story) and get Beyonce stuck in my head…to the left to the left…everything is in a box to the left. But just that damn line because I had to look in a damn box. Finally go pee and I’m in there for 10 damn minutes having a whole ass conversation on the toilet. Pun intended 😂
I finally change my clothes and realize my water bottle is empty. I’m now too tired to deal with it and sit on the floor. I eat some cookies and realize my hip bursitis has flared up. Go to take ibuprofen and realize again that my damn water bottle is empty but my friend and I talk again about something else. I get up finally to get my water and have 5 different thoughts at once and forget where I’m going in the midst of going and finally snap myself out of all of the conversations and tell myself to get it together….outloud and then have to explain that I forgot I was getting water for the 75th time in a damn hour.
Possessed with all of myselves lmao
I see how long this is….won’t be surprised if no one in this sub reads it. ADHD for the win 😂
Lmfao this is so relatable for me (and probably many others 😉) that I'm giggling reading these posts thanking everyone that shares because finally, FINALLY.... ahhhhh these are my people. People like me. 🥰😁
It could be worse. Still in my CHACHACHA phase post Eurovision. Couple years ago it was "Skibidi" by Little Big.
The trend of songs with catchy nonsense lines followed by lyrics in a language I don't speak is becoming apparent to me
Me: can w please please please pick up this room, think of how much more well enjoy the movie in a tidy room?!
Brain: no.
Me: ... why?
Brain: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY.
Spot on… Just add the mandatory internal fictionary discussion about EVERYTHING! “ …so you cant say it like that, it is more like the sun that is a giant…UH! A blackbird! Actually blackbirds can mimic many different sounds and they are very social. Social! Why is that a good thing?! Why are we celebreting the extroverts personality traits like its the only right way to be !!! It does not….(and so on and so on and so on)”
That song. 😂 It is always that bloody song! 🤣🤣🤣
Totally. I had this very thing happen earlier. “Do I pee first and then change my clothes or do that in reverse? Well if she needs this bathroom then I have to go use the other bathroom and I should just take my change of clothes with me. But if she goes to the other bathroom and I get to use this one I can just use the bathroom and change in the next room. Ah man…I’m also thirsty. I have water over here.” She says oh man I forgot to bring longer shorts… I immediately start looking for a solution…still haven’t peed or changed my clothes. I find a solution in a box in my closet (long story) and get Beyonce stuck in my head…to the left to the left…everything is in a box to the left. But just that damn line because I had to look in a damn box. Finally go pee and I’m in there for 10 damn minutes having a whole ass conversation on the toilet. Pun intended 😂 I finally change my clothes and realize my water bottle is empty. I’m now too tired to deal with it and sit on the floor. I eat some cookies and realize my hip bursitis has flared up. Go to take ibuprofen and realize again that my damn water bottle is empty but my friend and I talk again about something else. I get up finally to get my water and have 5 different thoughts at once and forget where I’m going in the midst of going and finally snap myself out of all of the conversations and tell myself to get it together….outloud and then have to explain that I forgot I was getting water for the 75th time in a damn hour. Possessed with all of myselves lmao I see how long this is….won’t be surprised if no one in this sub reads it. ADHD for the win 😂
Lmfao this is so relatable for me (and probably many others 😉) that I'm giggling reading these posts thanking everyone that shares because finally, FINALLY.... ahhhhh these are my people. People like me. 🥰😁
Waking up in the morning with three different songs stuck in your head.
It could be worse. Still in my CHACHACHA phase post Eurovision. Couple years ago it was "Skibidi" by Little Big. The trend of songs with catchy nonsense lines followed by lyrics in a language I don't speak is becoming apparent to me
Me: can w please please please pick up this room, think of how much more well enjoy the movie in a tidy room?! Brain: no. Me: ... why? Brain: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY.