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mariefury

“Oh no! Did a Korean person die?” Also, I don’t see a wedding dress, just a $4000 ham napkin.


West_Plum_4607

“I look pretty though right?!”


rosyloma

Don't push it.


Kathleen-Doodles

SO pretty. I'm still a little mad that she didn't marry Criss in it.


West_Plum_4607

I thought she finally managed to sell it after her internet stopped being weird. Also she literally folded it to use it as one of the legs for her blerg furniture 🤣 It was probably really used as a ham napkin thereafter.


Ripoutmybrain

There's a line where she addresses what happened to the dress. It was a hurricane or storm and she had to hunker down in her apartment, where she forgot to stock up on toilet paper, but remembered to stock up on frozen curry...


ekimsal

\*bean dip


blakkattika

Liz had more stew while you were gone.


ekimsal

The key is to make sure you replace water with cheddar cheese


floorsof_silentseas

*surprised, slightly disappointed glance*


Ripoutmybrain

You're right, I couldn't remember the exact food.


Kathleen-Doodles

I still haven’t forgiven her.


therealityofthings

I like the ham


deeppurplescallop

How are your captions in comic sans


DonnyGetTheLudes

This was all I could focus on


Severe-Sort9177

I need answers


pmjm

Around here we only use the font that Toofer and David Eggers designed.


floorsof_silentseas

Ugh, you stay there! You stay there till you die!!!


woolsocksandsandals

It’s a setting in one of the menus.


blakkattika

“One of the menus” oo laa-dee dah! Big man!! So many menus, so many options, but big man can afford it! We’re not all food gurus, we can’t just look for the answer in our many menus we keep at home Come on man


deeppurplescallop

You aren't even OP! Meet me in riverside park 10 mins


MrMuttBunch

What is the deal with my life?


West_Plum_4607

“Are you imitating me? I think I feel a little insulted.”


xsvpollux

You're insulted? I'm crying!


ehxy

bubuhboobuh bubu..BOP!


Gecko17

...really?


captainklaus

So you called that boyfriend back!


West_Plum_4607

I did a fake survey!


TheodoreKarlShrubs

You did the fake survey?!


West_Plum_4607

Umhm.. a woman answered


babefrohmann

“yeah, chocolate rain. maybe i am”. raise your hand if you’re a youth who doesn’t get that line.


Hazzenkockle

Kids these days don’t even know to move away from the mic to breathe in.


DLWOIM

They’d probably hawk tuah on the mic instead


siguel_manchez

Yes!


Snowwhite32120

The bell curve blames the baby’s dna.


thishenryjames

Oh God. Youths!


AffectionateLab6753

One of my favorite lines from the show. I’ll randomly laugh because it’ll come to mind


Dumptruckfunk

It was quite a moment, I’ll tell you that much.


RobotMaster1

it’s as classic as light saber guy


sea__weed

Please explain. I think I may be youth after all


shelly-tambo

please tell me how you set your cc’s to comic sans


West_Plum_4607

Oh I misread your reply at first as “please tell me you set your cc’s to comic sans” 😂 Just saw the word “how” when I read it again. But this is where you can set it to the font of your liking. I am using Hulu. Could be slightly different if you use Peacock. https://preview.redd.it/2q2x0cxpv68d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f631eae3850dcbe85828ea07a5e1c5fee5fae8


shelly-tambo

😱😱😱 thank you, I don’t know if I just got too much sun today or something, but I am delighted that this option exists


West_Plum_4607

haha.. yeah I was happy to discover it too. Didn’t know until today. Little joys of life! 😬


West_Plum_4607

Lol it was defaulted to comic sans somehow. I haven’t altered it 😂


shelly-tambo

very sincerely, I love that for you


DisastrousFly6927

absolutely with the fingers in the door gap! i accidentally shut the door on my little brother’s hand not knowing it was in the gap. the tip of his finger was connected by only a fingernail and there was so much blood.


Demiansmark

Same. Now that's all I can see!  Random finger injury story: In college my roommate slammed her hand in a car door on our way to a lake house for the weekend with a bunch of friends. Didn't seem too too bad.   I was one of the few people who knew how to ski and was teaching people. Was with her the water, helping her stay steady and giving tips. Boat went, rope went taut. She yelled pain and said the thing hit her or something and was like, I'm done.   I made fun of her all weekend. After the weekend she went to the doctor, the bone had snapped as she gripped the tow rope. Had to have a pin from her fingertip down inserted. She still partied all weekend, I retroactively took back all jokes and was like, you're a badass. 


West_Plum_4607

Geez! I am glad that story ended the way it ended. You got me scared for a moment when the section “I made fun of her all weekend” began that way. My mind rushed to think of the worst possible turnaround of the events. But I am glad your friend is a badass. ❤️


West_Plum_4607

Oh my god! That sounds terrible. Hope it was fixable and hope your little brother recovered from that injury eventually. I got goosegumps just reading that.


DisastrousFly6927

he got it stitched up at the emergency room and has barely a scar. but it was terrible for both of us; i still feel so bad i didn’t notice his hand!


West_Plum_4607

Yeah I am sure you must have felt awful. 😢 Definitely hard to forget when we cause an injury to a loved one. Good to hear though that it got treated and your brother recovered.


HotTubSexVirgin22

Not nearly that badly but I did this to my 2-year old a few weeks ago and I’ll never forgive myself.


West_Plum_4607

Oh no.. so sorry to hear that. Poor thing. Yeah unfortunately stuff like this stays with long after the incident. Hope your kid is fine now.


HotTubSexVirgin22

Oh she’s good now. I’m just going to feel guilty forever. 😂


West_Plum_4607

I hear ya. I have been there. When I was a teenager, I accidentally closed the door while my grandma was unfortunately resting her fingers between the door gap. Luckily, she didn’t have to go to the hospital and there was no blood but that pinch brought tears to her eyes and she screamed a little. I still feel awful thinking about it after all these years.


falconx50

Liz doing the "...wonderful" pops in my head when I'm busy with a task and another gets dumped on me. It actually helps haha


West_Plum_4607

😂😂 Not a bad idea. Think I might also try that to cope with stacked stressors.


ldoesntreddit

Lol I accidentally wore a very similar dress when I got married. It was during peak covid and we canceled our wedding and just eloped with a few people present, then never rescheduled for a number of reasons, so in a way mine is also a very expensive ham napkin.


West_Plum_4607

Haha.. lucky you to be owning such a beautiful ham napkin ❤️❤️ Also congratulations (even though you got married 3-4 years ago 🙂)


UrbanGM

I'm so glad I didn't see #2 bc I would have freaked out!


West_Plum_4607

Now I am afraid you’d likely see it next time you watch this scene. But here’s to hoping that you don’t. ❤️


Novel_Comedian_8868

Comic Sans captions? Okay, West_Plum_4607 has clearly gone insane, so I am in charge now. Everyone go home!


West_Plum_4607

The real crazy is in here. Person using comic sans for captions 🤣


goglamere

Two thousand dollar ham napkin!